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GOING TO EQUESTRIA MOTHERFUCKERS 2017-03-17 02:42:16 Post No. 29686346
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GOING TO EQUESTRIA MOTHERFUCKERS 2017-03-17 02:42:16 Post No. 29686346
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The vernal equinox is Wednesday.
Me and a small group of friends are going to drop acid in the woods and perform a ritual honoring sunbutte and moonbutte.
Hopefully this will add to the energy to eventually build the portal.
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>you will never be a pony
Makes me want to slice my face off
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>>29686346
>Hopefully this will add to the energy to eventually build the portal.
Or end up getting yourselves killed and giving anti-bronies/nonfans more fuel to use against the fandom. Either way it's a win/win scenario.
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>>29686359
we will be ponies
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>>29686346
What country you in?
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>>29686346
>clicked OP image
>was not disappointed
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>>29686425
us
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Acid won't do shit. You need a carefully planned ritual, Chinese incense, and magic circles. Make sure to bring some cake too. Finally, you'll need plushies of Celestia, Luna, and Twilight--maybe more, depending on who particularly you are trying to call. As it's the equinox, Celestia and Luna will be equally strong. Solstices will dramatically favor one over the other; also check for perihelions and apihelions if you want to bring Earth as a planet into their control (instead of just one hemisphere).
See if there are any Satanists in your area. Maybe you can get them to give you more specific advice. You aren't calling up the devil, but you're still trying to break the walls of the multiverse and entreat very powerful entities for favors.
Be sure to use an auspicious number of cultists and points on your star--6 is very powerful here due to the mane 6. 4 could work too (4 princesses). Probably use a hexagram instead of a pentagram.
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>>29686470
Yes we will be casting a circle and drawing down the sun and moon, its a more wiccan ritual than a satanic one.
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>>29686346
Godspeed you magnificent bastards
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>the year is 2050
>AI were created years ago and now take care of all aspects of our lives
>VR has taken off, you can plug your brain into a simulation and experience it as if it were real life
>NEET life now
>AI exist which can take any work of fiction and create a fully fleshed out world based only on a book, movie, or tv show
>it can create equestria
>you can be a pony
Stay on the ride and you'll never be disappointed.
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>>29686442
where in us
If your within 50 miles of me i will gladly join
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>>29688974
303 m8
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>>29688928
We're alive too early for that to be likely during our lifetimes. By the time we're on our deathbeds we'll be lucky if self-driving cars are practical.
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>>29689440
>self driving cars
I'm glad I'll be dead
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>>29689877
>a fucking tesla
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>>29686359
I don't want to be a pony!! I'd like to stay human!!
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>>29688928
I'd like to be in Equestria with VR. And with my waifu. But I'd prefer staying human!!
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>>29691454
>!!
Stop.
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>>29691458
don't worry, this fag has been hanging around for a while and he won't go away
he doesn't do anything too obnoxious, and he doesn't get himself banned
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