What would you be in Equestria?

a schizophrenic pedophile

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>>29682543
there can be only one

Same thing I am on earth.

Nothing.

>>29682535
Professional plot masseuse, using my dexterous human hands and fingers to relieve stress and tension from mare butts.

Extreme horse physio

>>29682535
Jack of all trades, master of none. Basically what I am now.

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>>29682535

a hobo living in a barrel

a creepy old man

>>29682637
You're dreaming big there anon. I like it.

>>29682535
A hopeless alcoholic with no job and no clear future.

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I'd go on an adventure! Wander Everywhere!
Except Yakyakistan. Fuck Snow

I want to see that magical world since Hasbro doesn't want to leave the towns.

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>>29682535
Blacksmith unless humans can into magic in horse land then pic related

>>29682535
Happy

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>>29682535
Treasure and monster hunter
But realistically a gambling drifter that does odd jobs.

Same thing as in real life: I dunno

>>29682746
I like to imagine the world is defined by the canon. You can't go past certain points because they have never been portrayed in the show and thus do not exist.

a better person. i have to be

>>29682535
Find every opportunity to shitpost in real life.