>You wouldn't kiss a disgusting horse mouth.

>>29680266
The fuck is up with this board being full of neutered yurifags

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>>29680266
And that's where you are wrong, OP.

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>>29680266
Yes, I would.

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Kiss the poni

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>>29680266
Just figured I would drop a pic of abomination Luna for you guys to enjoy.

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>>29680266
It's funny because you think you'll have a choice.

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>>29680266
>>29680342

>>29680266
>Not wanting to gag when your waifu invades your mouth and throat with her broad, thick horse tongue

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>>29680272
Lesbian horse action is hot.

>>29680266
Fucking watch me, faggot

>>29680394
DELET THIS FAGGOT!!

>>29680394
Not when it involves lips and lipstick. Ponies do not have lips, and lipstick is disgusting either way.

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>>29680266
YES!! I'd love to!!

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>>29680371
Hawt.

>>29680266
I've open mouth kissed a horse once

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>>29681794
Please tell us more.

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>>29681794

>>29681789
>and you look away when she sweeps her tail aside

Who can blame him, no one would want to look at that shit.

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>>29681794
You know, you can't just waltz into a thread like this and say some shit like that without providing all the juicy details.

SPILL.

>>29681789
This is painfully inaccurate.

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>>29680284
>>29680299
>>29680371
>>29680399
>>29681785

>>29680313
I'm not enjoying the picture.

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>>29683899
Pony muzzles are shorter and would have more human like mouths.

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>>29683899

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>>29681758
>Ponies do not have lips

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>>29681758
>Ponies do not have lips

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>>29684357
>>29684401

What, no Applesmoochies?

>>29684357
>>29684401
Not him, but you can't honestly tell me that lips look natural on a pony.

>>29684611
What do you call the flesh ringing the mouth? Lips. Or labia, if you want to get technical.

Ponies wouldn't be able to say 99% of the things they do without lips. You can't even say "pony" without lips.

>>29684656
No, they wouldn't, their mouths wouldn't curve around to the sides of their muzzle like they do if they had lips either.

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>>29684666
What would you call that the thing on the bottom of Rarity's muzzle there?

>>29680266
>>29680266
I'd slither my tongue right down Twilight's horsie throat.

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Horse mouths are ugly

>>29684682
An animation gag. In reality, the ponies would be speaking their own language that doesn't require the use of lips for pronunciation.

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>>29684693
So all the magic and fantastical creatures and other obvious fiction are completely fine, but the idea of the ponies having a slightly different physiology allowing them to speak English is just too much for you to suspend disbelief? This is some prime autism.

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>>29684693
>In reality, the ponies would be speaking their own language that doesn't require the use of lips for pronunciation.
Except this is a cartoon, and in this cartoon their tongues, teeth, and lips form patterns consistent with the consonants and vowels of the English language. So I'm not sure what >>29681758 means when he says "Ponies don't have lips," since they have been shown to have them and would require them to say the things they do. Real life horses have lips, even >>29684692. If ponies didn't have lips their bare teeth and gums would be exposed.

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>>29683899
>>29684692
I would like fuzzy horsey kisses. But only from these pones.

>>29684707
Where do you think we are, Anon? This board is nothing if not autistic about its very specific, niche tastes.

>>29684730
Specifically human-like lips then, I don't deny that they do in the show, but I will say that it just doesn't look natural.

Granted, nothing about them is natural apart from their sex appeal.

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>>29680266
>>29680394
You asked for it

>>29681794
Austin, pls

>>29685413
If only he didn't draw that filthy oc, he makes dam good poners

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I'd watch another horse kiss a horse

>>29685567
He drew that hideous lizard thing because it was the commissioner's OC, I think. But yeah, that gay lizard thing makes me want to vomit. Sexy poners otherwise.

>>29685177
I am the guy who first brought it up and I support this message.

>Starts out soft and fuzzy
>Gradually becomes aggressive and slobbery
>Lots of sloppy tongue action
>So much drool
>Facial rape

>>29681758
Yes they do, you actual retard.

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>>29686062

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>>29680272
>>29680394

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>>29685567
Someone should commission more Spike for him. (Or some foals.)

>>29686805
Spike is not sure if want...

>>29680272
>"I am a huge faggot, please rape my face."
FTFY

>>29680266
OP just doesn't know how to properly appreciate a good-ol'-fashioned sloppy face-sucking tonsil-hockey contest.

>implying I don't own a mare
>implying I don't forcibly kiss her with tongue and eat her pussy regularly

>>29687189
>anon would never post again, as his brains would be stomped out later that night

>>29687285
Not if she likes it.

>>29687189
Again, details or it didn't happen.

>>29686733
2lewd

I want to kiss a horsey on the muzzle

>>29680266

>>29686733
sick fuck

>>29691181
Twilight is better waifu than Appleshit!!

>>29691224
Find and post some Twilight kissy face pictures then!

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>>29691181
why are pony artists so obsessed with making ponies super large in comparison to humans?
it looks disgusting.

>>29692037
Seems reasonably sized to me. Besides, AJ's a big farm girl.

>>29692212
If I pulled the hat off, would she die?

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>>29680266
A disgusting horse mouth? No. A sexy beautiful pony mouth? Yessir!

>>29680266
You don't even fucking know.

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>>29680266
I would.

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>>29683899
>he wouldn't kiss that snootle

>>29692037
It's still smaller than usual.

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>>29680266
Hold my beer.

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>>29693436
>alcohol

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Thread needs moar poni kissy face now.

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In Soviet Russia, pony kisses you!

>>29684692
I would kiss that

>>29693969

We're still waiting on >>29681794 To provide details of his exploits here.

>>29692212
>>29693390
a pony's head should not exceed the size of a human head

>>29694268
Afraid they might out-brain you? Take a look at the size of them eyes, dude. If you extrapolate the whole eyeball, that's gotta account for, like, a third of their cranial capacity right there. Their heads need to be a little out-size compared to our own in order for them to have enough room in their brains to form and express coherent and rational thoughts. Don't be such a damp sponge, dude.

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>>29680266

>>29693838
This is just about the best thing that could happen to a person.

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>>29694382

>>29694268
This.

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>>29681794
PLES

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>>29694268
>>29695383

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>>29695451
tfw you get to Equestria and discover that you have made some massively erroneous assumptions about relative scale

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>>29681794
I want my dick licked by a horse

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Big pone kisses.
Extra slobbery.

>>29680266
I totally would though.
Give em' a big ol' smooch.

>>29693442
>straight edger not getting the joke due to inherent suptidity
Checks out.

>>29695649
>Gummeh!

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>>29680266
Thank you for making this thread and liking the same things as me.

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>he doesn't want hot drippy lipstick kisses

>>29697416
What a bizarre fetish.

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>>29697416

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I want Luna to hold me down while she shoves her thick horsie tongue down my throat

>>29697416
I wonder how old the person who made this is? Can you imagine being a 12 year old doing it? An 18 year old? A 30 year old? Each one is pathetic in its own special way.

>>29695649
I believe there is a webm of that somewhere in the archives on desustorage. You'll have to wait till they get their shit together to go looking for it though.

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PAGE 9 BUMP for 100th POST!

>>29681794
>>29681801
>>29681824
>>29683620

come on guys. Thats an Austin Powers refrence

>>29686733
You are a fucking domestic terrorist

>>29698910
So he was full of shit then. Figures.

>>29680266
I already have, faggot, and the mare's mouth tasted like hay. It was gross.

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>>29698206

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>>29686733
MODS MODS MODS
GET THIS FILTH OFF THE BOARD

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>>29695340
>>29697498

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Best ship

>>29680342
that's a stallion

>>29701546
DELET THIS!!

>>29684692
That's a nice opinion you've got, there.

>>29697498

>>29684432

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>>29698206
>>29700604
Pinkie Pie is for kissu

>>29704504
Lucky

>>29697473
>lipstick
>bizarre fetish
>on the board home to inflation, vore and fucking highschool roleplay

HAH

>>29705780
inflation, vore, and """roleplay""" are all forbidden here, what are you talking about

>>29706344
You sound as though you are laboring under the misapprehension that the mods actually give a shit what goes on here.

WRITEFAAAAAAAGS

COME WRITE A STORY FOR DIS

>>29706344
> vore all forbidden

u wot m8

>>29706344
Vore is contained in the My Massive Pony General.

>>29706380
there's also a vore thread. and offhand mentions here and there.
it's never been that much of an issue desu.

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>"C'mon Anon, just a li'l smooch?"

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Someone will get triggered by this image.
It should be somewhat amusing.

>>29680266
>>29680284
>>29680299
>>29680305
>>29680342
>>29680367
>>29680371
>>29680399
>>29681785
>>29681794
>>29684357
>>29684769
>>29686717
>>29686733
>>29687189
>>29691224
>>29692278
>>29692660
>>29693838
>>29693845
>>29695340
>>29695649
>>29697416
>>29697498
>>29700604
>>29704504
>>29707473
Guys, this meme is not funny! Of course horses aren't sexy you faggots. It's getting really old now! You should try posting rage comics that I like you stupid cunt's

>>29708619

Here is your one and only (You) mobilefag cancer. Now fuck off for all eternity.

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>"KISS ME NONNY!!"

>>29708619
How the fuck did you get past the spam filter

>>29706380
what if you aren't a macrofag

>>29711001
Same size vore is utter shit.
Vore in any form is shit.
Vorefags fuck off.

>>29711064
eat me

>>29709844
I wish to suck on tongue like dick

>>29711072
I don't eat shit. That's your schtick.

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>"C'mon, Nonny, let's French!"

>>29699622
No it's true, but I still give >>29698910
props for getting it because I also was thinking of the movie reference when I said it.

But when I was younger i liked to give kisses to the horses at my aunt's place. Those genuine pecks you see people do all the time with their pets. I was fooling around once with one of them when I discovered one of them would try to lick the inside of my mouth if it was open pretty much like dogs like to do. So naturally of course I had to see how far he'd go with it by feigning a yawn, and he stuck his whole tongue in my mouth at once. And due to the angle I couldn't pull my head out right away, so I kinda had to push him off before I could get his tongue out.

Horse breath stinks, fyi

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>>29711955

>>29711955

Huh, and here I thought that French kissing was only a thing among humans.

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Cooties are my fetish.

>>29680266
You wouldn't kiss another anon would you?

>>29711955
Hot

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>>29687189
>forcibly
You are scum, and bring shame upon us all.

>>29687029
Hell, I'll take his place.

>>29714103
We all would

>>29713633
love by force still counts

>>29705015
All pone is.

>>29713633
I assume he meant vigorously.

>>29717969
nope its rape

>>29716125
>Abusing your horse
You need to earn their love, Anon. It's not even hard, just do right by them, and no, that doesn't mean put your fug on right out the gate.

>>29711955
Beautiful use of dubs, gonna gap to this later

>>29707473
That ones pretty funny tho. I might do a quick smooch, but only if that horse is my mane nigga.

>>29707680
Congratulations you succeeded I'm triggered

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>>29719071
Some ponies are meant to be abused. It's hotter that way.

>>29720767
True. >>29717247

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>>29709844

>>29712192
Dogs also do this.

>>29711955
HA you're gay

sloppy pony kisses

>>29722495
no u

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We may as well let her in on the action as well.

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Feels like someone shoving a large, wet inner tube in your face...

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>"Please, Anon... It's been a thousand years!"

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This one WILL not take "No" for an answer.

>>29724931

You just know she slipped him the tongue too.

>>29680284
lel

>>29724909
Pfft. Your waifu is shit!!

>>29724909
Twilight is best waifu!!

>>29712242
I would.

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One for you too.

>>29724858
What's wrong with her ears?

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>>29727997
Fluffy.

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>>29727997
Both >>29724858 and >>29695340 are edits of pic related. The pony here is Echo, a bat pony.

>>29728909
Is that why she's nibbling on Anon's face like that?

>>29724858
>Aryanne showing affection towards a colored person
OOC.

>>29729164
Cry some more, faggot.

>>29728950
iunno but its hot

>>29723147
With lipstick!

>>29729164
>Aryanne showing affection towards a [...]person
Kissing makes babies, and Aryanne ain't no racemixer.

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This is almost certain to cause drama, but...

>>29731080
DELET THIS GLIMMERFAG!!

GAS ALL GLIMMERFAGS!!

Gas all glimmerfags!!

>>29731123
>>29731130

Ah, reliable as always, /mlp/. Never change.

>>29731080
theres literally nothing wrong with this

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>>29724858
>>29729164

>Out of character.
True. But here comes the problem: You are a human male. You want to fuck a horse. It's all fan service really.

>>29732730
>tfw no secret miscegenetic affair with hitlerhorse

>kiss the horse
>lick the horse
>suck the horse
>horse is confused, yet strangely aroused

>>29734370
>"What book are you even reading?"
>'This one.'
>"'Why No doesn't always mean No.'"

>>29729164
clearly facetious
>>29729169
and here comes the mad self-baited autist with his unwitty reply

Classic /mlp/. Never change.

>>29709844
>>29711903
>>29724909
Hnng...Pinkie asking for a kiss/forcing it does things to me.
I just want my first to be over with alreafy

>>29735933
>literally a kissless virgin
Horses are real and will smooch you if you give them the opportunity, you know.

>>29736974
yes apparently thats what >>29711955 was implying

>>29684693
I'm behind the idea that some of what we're shown is "representational" and a "real" version of the world would be different (for instance, are all of the musical numbers "really happening", in the world? What are the ponies seeing when we see Pinkie doing sight gags that involve the fourth wall? etc), but you can't speak as if your random headcanon is supported by the show or reality and then use "it COULD be true" as any kind of meaningful defense. I mean, yeah, cool, talk about headcanons. That's part of what we're all here for. Just don't pretend they're something other than what they are.

As for the actual show, at a certain point we have to accept that pony physiology is fairly divergent from something actually akin to real world equine. Too much magical hoof grip, too many postures that no actual horse could actually adopt without dislocating joints, much less casually.

>>29684730
>If ponies didn't have lips their bare teeth and gums would be exposed.
A lot of people use "don't have lips" as shorthand, not just for not having the oversized and sensitive lips humans do, but for them not having lips that can completely close as they chew. Of course, in actuality this has more to do with snout length (and our miniature equines definitely have less snout than a lot of animals). And it's a bit ironic to use here, because ungulates are one of the notable groups, other than some primates, to chew with their mouths closed.

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>>29735005

>>29680266
giraffe did one.

>>29711955
>Horse breath stinks
I don't think it's that bad, especially when compared to dog breath, but horses can breathe through the mouth while dogs do it all the time, so maybe that's what makes the difference.

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I would

Oh my godness!

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>>29735933

My cancer meter readings are going off the charts!

>>29712242
More like
>anthro yak sex now

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>>29694268
There are more that generally confirm this kind of size, I can post them if you like. Obviously we can't 100% confirm their size, but there is enough circumstantial evidence to say within a reasonable doubt that they're about this big, give or take a few inches of course.

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Would you?

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>>29738687

>>29738912
>Won't take "no" for an answer
>No concept of "personal space"
>Aggressive cuddleslut
Seems about right.

>>29738773
I prefer littler ponies.

>>29738675
WTF IS DAT?????

>>29740364

Based on this hippie weirdo, I think...
https://youtu.be/VKk17_bC29M
Pay attention starting around the 2:30 mark.