*blocks your path*

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*banishes her to sun*

>>29665740
Fine, I'll give you hugs and kisses. But only if you go to bed.

>>29665740
It's princess pretty wings!

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>>29665740
*waifus your sister instead*

>>29665740
its celestia
you could sneeze in her direction and defeat her

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>>29665740
*tell her to turn around*

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>>29665805
Proofs?

Also she defeated Nightmare Moon so clearly she can't be that shit.

>>29665827
She was getting her ass kicked and needed the elements to banish NMM

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*mocks your math*

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>>29665955
That hurts anon.

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>>29665740
*Desire for wing-cuddles reaches critical levels*

.m>>29665968

>>29665740
*cums inside your sister*

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*starts engine*

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>>29665740
Gingerly tip toe past her

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"Could you not, please?"
>"No."
Why?
>"I want sex, anon."
"I refuse."
>"I won't let you pass then."
"Fiiine... But I prefer to be on top."
>"As you wish."
>Celestia lays down on her back
>You run
>Celestia wont stop you because she is afraid she'll never sex you if she does that
>Proceed with sexing Cadence like usual

>>29665740
Phase right through her
>Paths are a spook
>Obstacles are also spooks
>I am unbound to such frivolous conditions.

>>29665740
*hides ur shit thread*
>>>/trash/

>>29666846
You don't wear a fedora, do you?

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>>29665827
>lost to Nightmare Moon the INSTANT she returned in the pilot
>was utterly helpless against Discord (fair)
>got BTFO by Queen Chrysalis just off the power boost of Shining Armor's love (which was kind of a stretch, but ok)
>got her ass handed to her the first time she fought Nightmare, and immediately had to resort to using the Elements of Harmony against her (which still seemed to only give her a slight enough edge to overcome her sister's black magic)
>got BTFO by Discord's magic plants
>got kicked around like a rubber chicken by Tirek (but this was after she forfeited her magic, but nevertheless she wouldn't even try to get the drop on him while he was still weakened herself)
>has never one a single fight in the series on her own to date
She's the Worf of MLP. Her job is to look like the character who should be winning fights against the villains, but never does just to show the audience how strong they are.

>>29666876
>lost to NM in pilot
Citation needed anon. I don't remember a scene like that happening.

>>29666899
>Nightmare returns immediately when Celestia is about to make an appearance
>curtains open; Celestia isn't there
>Nightmare Moon spontaneously manifests in her place
How else do you explain that? Would it really make for a better argument in her favor if Celestia just stayed home to hide, while her sister terrorized Ponyville?

>>29665774
Who's this cute little filly?

>>29665805
The germs would probably give her aids or some shit, then she'd die shortly afterwards because it's celestia.

>>29666923
Well, I mean to be fair she did banish her for 1000 years and needed the elements to do so which she didn't have anymore. Nightmare moon would've super pissed off at that point.

Wouldn't you hide like a bitch as well?

>>29666930
a very special filly

How much you guys think she weighs? Just wanna pick her up and carry her around

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>>29665740
*counterblocks her path*

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No fuxs given bk she is a fictional character on a tv show. (turns tv off)

-Runs back, turns tv on finds Sunbutt and Boops TV.

>>29665740
Y-you too...

>>29665740
*unsheathes the dick*

>>29665740
so fucking useless

>>29665955
She could mock my math all she wants.
I'd let her do anything to me.

>>29665740
*cums inside*

>>29667383
This is someone who clearly doesn't fool around when he farts.

>>29665740
FUCK OFF SNORLAX