Twilight Sparkle has been murdered. You are given the task by

>>29663232
>Enter Celestia's chamber
>"I've found your killer"
>Unsheaths kitana
>stabs celestia
>unzips penis
>cock vores her

>>29663232
Celestia with the candlestick in the study

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this little fag

>>29663232
>Twilight Sparkle has been murdered.

Good, boring, shitty mary sue charecter.

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>>29663232
>Mfw i was the killer
Cant remove her wings? Better remove her life

>>29663289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mJGjM6hvGk
well we can go home now

>>29663232
How does it go, if dubs, suspect?

>>29663232
Case closed due to the lack of clues and it being a petty crime.

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>>29663232
Prosecutor? Your opening statement, please.

>>29663971
Statement.

>>29663232
No one is the prime suspect, because I want whoever did it to get away.

It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has any facts.

>>29664113
t. Princess Killer on damage control

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>>29663232
Luna.

Because I have every reason to be suspicious of Luna.

>>29663232
>Twilight get up I can see your chest moving
>"Shut up Anon I'm dead."

>>29666048
>You bend down and pick the 'dead' pony in your arms
>Immediately you hear a happy sigh you re sure she tried to hold
>Shaking your head you move to her bedroom
>Gently you lay her down in the soft mattress, before covering her with it and giving a goodnight kiss in the forehead
>Content hums come from under you, and with a good job done you move away from the dead pony
>As you reach to open the door, the world turns purple and you feel your weight being levitated off the floor
"Dead ponies dont do magic Twilight"
>She stays still, dropping you back to the side of the bed
>You know what she wants so you prepare yourself for the long night ahead
>And with a deep sigh, you carefully move under the covers facing away from Twilight
>In no time at all 4 hooves make their way around you, claiming your body as their oversized cuddlebear for the night
>"Good night anon"
"Good night Twilight"

>"Yea, good night"
"What the fuck!"
>You try to get up but there s definetly more than this pink pony above you
>"Shh you re not a necromancer to bring back the dead so, shhhh"
>And she s out like a candle again
>Looking down in the dark you see a white pony cuddling with your chest and a yellow one with one of your legs
>You can also feel 2 weights on top of you, besides another pone right below where Twilight is supposed to be
>Its one of those nights...
>You dont have time to think on anything as you re quickly sent to sleep by their collective warmt

>>29663232

meanwhile you swing your bloody detective knife around as you think of possible suspects

>>29666726
Alternate
>You pick the 'dead' pony up in your arms
>Walking outside, you grab a shovel on the way
>Begin digging Twilight's final resting place
>She doesn't know what's going on, but refuses to open her eyes to continue the charade
>It isn't until after you dump her in the grave and start shoveling dirt on her 'corpse' does she stir
>Eyes now wide open and limbs very much flailing with life, she tries to crawl out of the hole you had dug for her
>"I'm aliv- pfft- alive! Anon! St- ffbbpt- Stooop!"
"Dead ponies don't speak or struggle, Twilight."
>"I'm not dead!"
"Are you saying you're a liar?"
>"Yes, I was lying! I am a naughty filly!"
"Naughty fillies spend time in the hole."
>"Celestia damn you An- hack- non!"
>Soon you finish your job and hit the sack

>The next day
>You walk out to your twiggle flower to see it has sprouted a bud
>It does not look very happy as you water its head
>"I hate you, Anon."
"Not yet you don't."
>She looks at you in confusion as Rainbow Dash lands nearby
>"Ha! Nice going, egghead!"
>"Dash, help me get out of here!"
>"No can do, Twilight. Anon wanted me here to fertilize."
>"Wha-" Twilight's eyes widen in horror as Dash turns with a grin
>And lifts her leg like a dog
>"ANNNOOOOOOOOOON- pfffbbbtghggh!"

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>>29667173

>>29663268
REKT

>>29666726
WTF
>>29666816
i keked, hard

>>29663232
It was suicide. Case closed.

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>>29666048
>>29666726
Cute.

>>29667525
God, why the fuck would you talk like that? That's like when PPG uses rage comic memes. Stop.

>>29667538
>Stop
no