Scootaloo Thread

>>29659424
>Is it true?
No.
She is shit.
What kind of pegasus can't even fly?

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>>29659424
Love her.

Would raise as adorable daughter and not even molest.

>In before old copy/past

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>>29659631
This. Scootaloo best daughteru.

>>29659490
Cutealoo will fly one day, she can do it, I believe in her.

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>>29659631
This. Except I would totally molest her.

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>>29659684
Is it still molesting if she likes it?

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Scootaloo deserves some love.

>>29659684
Please don't finger her.

>>29660161
But he's just giving her "some love"

>>29659639
>no "no bully" zone

>>29659450

jesus christ

>>29659424
May I rape her?

>>29662380
No. My daughteru deserves love. You can only fuck her if that's what she wants. If you rape her, I'll look for you, I'll find you, and I'll show you my Liam Neeson impersonation. And I'll kill you.

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>>29662428
I want to make Scootaloo happy however she wants

>>29662428
Good Luke.

>>29662562

>Sweetie's soft tongue slithered ontop of Scoots.
>Scootaloo's breath became rapid, she's excited.
>Is this what it's like to kiss another girl?
>Sweetie's warm tongue wrestled for playful dominance of Scoots' mouth. It's almost like Scootaloo's tongue is ice-cream the way Sweetie's tongue kept lathering against it.
>excited, innocent moans came from both of the girls.
>They are full of innocence and curiosity

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>>29663572
That's pretty hot

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>>29663458
>those long tongues

>rape

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>>29664107
hhnnnnnnng that pic is just unfair. poners should never be sad

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Scoot

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>>29666217

>>29667386
Nobody will ever know how hard they cuddled

Does anyone have any preggers scoots green?

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>>29659424
She is my favourite cripple

>>29676653
Who's your second fave?

>>29674683
Lucky for us this is an Islam manga

>>29670199

shoulda been in fighting is magic

>>29678932
When they wake up, are they gonna soft the clouds?

>>29677656
i wouldn't read something disgusting as that

>>29679967
>her ears are bigger than her wings

>>29680196
Maybe she should try flapping those, instead.

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>>29677617

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>>29682984
mediocre

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Best filly!

>You decide to play a game with Scoots.
>Your children back home used to love this.
>You bend over and pick the small pegasus up.
>"Hey Anon, what are you doing?"
>She's surprisingly light; she weighs less than your youngest.
/Dis gun be gud/
>You bend back over, nearly setting her down again.
>Then you snap upright, flinging Scootaloo into the air with as much force as you can muster.
"Whoops-a-daisy!"
>She gasps in surprise.
>You stand poised to catch her, but she instinctively sticks out her tiny wings, and surprisingly begins to glide away from you.
>You watch her go as she giggles nervously, slowly drifting closer to the ground.
>Her landing is not worthy of the name.
>She touches down with her forehooves first and pitches forward into a very awkward faceplant.
>This crash-landing causes you a lot of concern.
>You hope you haven't hurt her.
>Suddenly she pops up and races straight at you.
>Bouncing up and down in front of you with giddy delight, she exclaims, "AGAIN!! Do it again!"
>You grin.
"Sure Scoots!"
>You bend over and pick her up again.
"Whoops-a daisy!"
>Her landing is better this time.
>She keeps you at this activity until the sun starts to set.
>Today was a good day.

>>29691379
YES

I like this

>Scoots is a pegasus born in an earth pony town
>Has spent most of her life on the ground
>Most birdhorse foals figure out flying by falling off a cloud from way up high at some point
>Scoots has never had that happen
>She's fallen out of a tree, and out of cloud not much higher than a tree
>Not enough air time for her instincts to kick in properly

>But Anon found the secret
>First she got to glide
>By the third go she figured out how to land without getting a face full of dirt
>By the end of the day she could fly
>Maybe not well
>She was awkward and wobbly in the air
>But she was really /flying/

>>29692347

I stumbled upon an age-old fanfic about this the other day, where Dash has her jump off the treebrary balcony and escalate from there.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/960/maiden-flight

Pretty good, and now with 100% less self-inserts.

>>29692439
I enjoyed that one.

>>29659424
She's my fav

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>>29659424
Least terrible CMC, for whatever that's worth.

Her cutie mark is ugly but I'm glad she has one.

>>29697369
>Least terrible CMC
Is Diamond Tiara your fav?

>>29698274
>DT
>CMC
wut

>>29700650
>thinks of the CMC in terms of "least terrible"
>probably has an appreciation for Best Filly

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>>29659424
I believe in her ;w;

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what if you were Scootaloo's neighbor

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Scoots.

>>29659631
>>29659684
i would both molest and not-molest the scoots

>>29663914
that's pretty hot

>>29672619
>she tickled her cooch with that feather all night
>>29673715
lanky scoots yes plz

>>29704522
she'd be allowed over any time she wants and i'd let her do whatever she isnt usually allowed to do

>>29713129
Schrödinger's molestation?

>>29713159
>tfw your waveform collapses because Chirs Hansen observed you

>>29714748
>no slit
9/10

scootaloo is best energetic pony

>>29716086
would you build her a scoot ramp?

>>29716086
yeah you got your butt picture.. and the color aint that bad on you and sweetie.

would you bandage up a lightly scraped scoots after she wiped out on her scooter?

yeeeeeeh.

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>>29718263
I'd kiss and make better all her wounds.

>>29718398
and tell her she doesnt have to be tough and it's okay to cry if it hurts?

>>29718545
>encouraging weakness
No. It's just a little scrape; she needs to suck it up.

>>29718653
i think being unable to express how you feel because youre paralyzed with fear about how other people around you will judge you for it is a weakness

>>29718733
Learning to keep going in spite of minor injuries rather than turning into a useless tear-spigot is an important lesson.
Crying is fine when it's appropriate, but what does crying at a funeral mean if you also cry over stubbed toes and papercuts?

>>29718907
nobody said you have to STOP when you cry.

>>29720663
>and those tight balloon strings are how scootaloo became even more bulimic

>Scootaloo has not been cleaning her hooves properly.. like, at all. Every time you see her they're chipped or overgrown or somehow both, and caked with dirt
>You've tried to talk to her about it, but
>"you're not my dad, Anon"
>What's more important at this point, social graces with a stubborn filly, or ungual hygiene?
>She's trotting by. You can even see her limping slightly because that hoof isn't sitting right.
>This is it
>You spring out, grab her, and toss her into the washtub you had prepared
>"Anon, what the fuck!?"
If you're not going to clean your hooves, I'll just have to take care of you.
>"I'm not a fuckin' foal anymore, jeez!" you manage to overpower the scrambly teenager and hold her still enough to get two of her hooves scrubbed out
Then stop acting like one. It's not rocket science.
>eventually she settles down while you carefully use the hoof knife and clean up her edges
>You think it's because despite her tough exterior she's afraid of being cut. Actually at this point she finds it super cozy. It reminds her of some distant memories with parents who used to do this
>Having finished, you let her go trot away on four clean hooves, assuming from now on she'll do it herself after that humiliation
>You are mistaken
>The next day she comes back, having clearly intentionally run through some mud. "Uh, hi Anon.." she shows you a hoof, trying not to look like it's intentional

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There are plenty of other fillies to molest, I think she'll stay as my little cutaloo.

unless she comes onto me

>>29722840
well yeah of course i would never make the first move with a scoots. she's the kind who wouldnt deal well with that, might inadvertently coerce her into agreeing in order to look cool and not vulnerable or whatever

Would you massage scoots' wings daily so they get stronger?
and then deal with the other effects that has on her body?

>>29663572
implying she would with anyone but rainbow dash
those two need to get horse married

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>>29662562
Sweetie Belle!

>>29663572
Applebloom!

>>29663914
T-Twilight?

>>29713132
Rarity!

I'm shocked! Shocked and ashamed to know you ponies! Why of all the nerve! Being attracted to such cute... cute little innocent fillies...
Y-you're disgusting!

>>29724677
you would rather we find them abhorrent?
because those are the only two options

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>>29659424
Scoots is cute, anon.

>>29724704
wait, where's her nostrils?

do you think scootaloo just pees wherever she pleases?

>>29724735
Her scooter has a few stains on it from her attempts to emulate the birbpone tradition of "going on the go".

>>29724779
i thought some of that rain was a little intermittent

scootaloudness

>>29726004
scootaloo.. that's not going to work, nobody's going to believe you're smart
that's not even a pegasus sweater vest, there's no wing holes. you're killin' me here.

>>29726067
>implying that sweatervest-wearing pegasus intellectuals ever need to fly and don't just stay in their ivory towers all day wishing they were unicorns

what if scootaloo snuck up and impaled herself on your morning wood while you were sleeping?

>>29729204
dawww
that shooting star means someone died..

>>29711031
scootaloo has no sense of personal space

I wanna rummage through her scootaloot

>>29731151
i want her to snuggle up to me in bed

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>>29659450
I guess you could call her....

Scootaboo

>>29732492
i would think bootaloo would be the more obvious, though maybe that's scoots in a boot (which someone needs to draw. i love when ponies are tiny)
of course as a giant weeaboo to me it'd be scooteresa

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>>29729900

She really doesn't. Except for her own. She's very aware of her own personal space.
Dash is the same, to a great extent. I wonder if it's a pegasus thing, if Scoots is just mimicking RD more than she's perhaps even aware of, or they just happen to have surprisingly much in common and that's why Scoots is adoring Dash in the first place.

>>29733536
>Except for her own
is she though? I can't think of when
but yeah the other CMC probably get all kinds of extra touching they didnt expect

>>29732492
Kill yourself

>>29733536
>I heard from Rainbow Dash, it's called a "daisy chain"

>>29735531
more, MORE!

y

>>29735600
why not? she's orange

hey what if scoots just came up and nuzzled your junk

>>29736599
junkboop-cancel into an unblockable teabag combo

>>29737357
i think she would appreciate that

i want to wrestle with scootaloo

>>29739967
so would nohooves scoots be washboard flat or would she have a pair of puffies?

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>>29740263
>no hooves

>>29741122
Yeah in that version what would she be like
also would you coat a Scootaloo in honey?

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>>29741167

Honey, mud, whipped cream, tree sap, dough... You name it.

>>29741738
i feel like she just kind of needs that to happen to her from time to time

>>29741752
>Scootaloo lets her molestation fantasies get out of hand, and starts getting herself conveniently ensnared in front of Anon
I wonder if it would work

>>29741738
wait, dough? like if she gets into a pizza?

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>>29743465
Like if she gets wrapped up in a bunch of money, like filly makizushi

>>29743727
oh man, money roll. that'd be nice.

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>>29743465

Yup. Any sticky, gooey substance like that would do it.
I'd like to tip one of those big industrial dough mixers from Sugarcube Corner over her, and watch her squirm as she's slowly trying to get free.

>>29744630
and then give her a bath?

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>>29743727
I got you covered senpai

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>>29744635

Eventually, yeah.

>>29744650
yeah this sounds like fun

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>>29744643
That greentext is bad and you should feel bad.

>>29745130
>this picture
good fillies uncorrupting bad fillies with the power of lovelove is a great idea

>>29746491
>implying it's not bad fillies corrupting good fillies with the power of moneymoney

>>29747645
fuck that noise
besides you cant. spending money on others makes you feel like a good pony

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>>29748016
Considering how quickly her and her friends were won over by Diamond Tiara's material charms and favors in Twilight Time, there's no way Scootaloo could withstand the corrosive influence of DT's personality one-on-one for any duration.
I mean, three words: "ex-Wonderbolt flight tutor".
DT's generous allowance and dominating personality basically give her limitless power to seduce and corrupt.
No filly stands a chance against her.

>>29748600
i forgot how much scoots is almost certainly a sucker for money

>>29749294
huh. kiwi. i wonder how her scootacooch tastes

>>29749787
like chicken

>>29749831
oh that makes sense

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Anon, I am dissapoint!
Back in my day, we gave the little bitch what she deserved!
Now all you guys do is scootalove...

>>29659424
>Scoots will never be your adopted pony daughteru.
>You will never tuck her in and read a story to her.

>>29732529
bootaboo?

>>29751533
>hahahaha you're wearing a dress! I can't imagine wearing one of those.
>>29751569
I imagine she'd be one of the more challenging ponedoption fantasies, but it would be worth it

>>29751533
>>29752020

I sort of want a story about this, Dash and Scoots trying out dresses "t-totally ironically, right"?

>>29752735
I would buy a shortnecked scoots a hoverboard in a heartbeat

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Would you attend Scootaloo's girly needs if she asked you to?

>>29753757
What, like going to the store and buying horse tampons for her?

>>29754119
ff, and get toxic horse shock syndrome? she's going to use the Luna cup. assuming she has even started menstruating yet, given that she's underfed and athletic.
>>29753757
but yeah i would wait on her hoof and hoof. i would clean smegma out of her clit and wash accidental shitflecks out of her tail (especially since it'd be my fault since i made her high-fiber spicy stirfry and curry and stuff)

>>29753757
Does she need ponilingus?

>>29754710
You wouldn't lick a pony.

>>29754869
if the pony needs licking I will rise to the occasion

>>29754997
Would Scootaloo take a licking and keep on ticking?

>>29755579
i thought sweetie was the robot

We need some green in this thread

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>>29713720

>>29683936
What the fuck is wrong with her right leg?

>>29756123
or rather, we need MORE green
what would you like to read about?
>>29757630
aside from it not being visible in that picture?
her left leg, on the other hand, appears to have been amputated at the hoof

>>29758576
adding wings tot he sides of your head won't help you fly, scootles.

>>29756123
we need Seinfeld skits adapted where scoots is kramer, AB is jerry, sweetie is elaine, and Babs is george, or possibly twist. or that griffin cutie.

>>29759389
>SB: "Hey, you wanna hear something weird? Filthy Rich... eats his Nickers bars... with a knife and fork."

>>29759695
>nickers bars
get out. that's too many internets.

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>>29759821
It's the same as a Snickers bar. But it's a lot cheaper.

>>29759865
is that real

>>29759948
No.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5duz6i
Skip to 03:10.

>>29759971
oh here i assumed it was a pun on nickering, a noise horses make

>>29760021
In >>29759695 it was a horse pun.
In >>29759971 it's a gag about... Chinese knockoff candy, or something.
It's convergent evolution, like how insects, birds, and bats all independently developed the capacity for useful flight.

>>29760055
if you believe that, sure. good metaphor though

I want to give scoots a ponycological exam

bump for nibbling wings

>>29756123
Hmm what's something less cliche than the usual adopting Scootaloo but still ties in with her distinct scootness

>>29761867
>I'm on sooo many drugs and I just wanna do everything right now
>>29762279
aw man I want flying hugs from scootaloo
>>29762703
and this is just precious. makes her look so sweet

bump for orange

>>29753757
is Dash biting her ear?

I want to treat a Scootaloo right

>Making Scootaloo pancakes
>rubbing oil on her sore muscles
>reading to her
what else?

>>29764226
maybe

>>29765417
holding her over your head as you run through town

>>29765426
WHOOSH

>>29765417
"practicing" kissing with

>>29765492
>explaining to a horse child what a jet engine is so she isn't confused when you make jet noises

>>29691379
Jeezus FUCK you need to get laid, kid.

>>29766303
>man makes story bout working in lollipops factory
>needs lollipops badly
you don't say

scoot's rump

I don't know.

>>29767944
the shadow knows

bump for additional scoots interest

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Your waifu/ponydaughter is cute and nice and deserves your love

>>29659424
Is she your fav?

>>29770017
am the only one hearing a creaking crank noise?

>>29766868
It's nice. Must be all that scooting.

>>29771567
scootaloo definitely has the most tight, toned bod. every area, every limb is made for sexual acrobatics

>>29772290
i love how many puns there are on this pone
i wonder if some of the more watersports-inclined image repositories might make more of a pun on the last three letters

>>29772492
I got your back, senpai
https://derpibooru.org/554861

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>>29772653
well I think this reaction from the comments says it all

Scootaloo!

>>29774686
her name is really begging to be an exclamation isn't it

>>29776029
daww

Don't be a scootaloser, be a scootawinner

>>29776838
>Don't be a Scootadon'ter, be a Scootadoer

>>29777098
i'd certainly do scootaloo

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>>29659424
Everybody I know calls me Scoots. Aaand my nickname just about everywhere is Kütaloo.

...Yeah, I like her.

>>29777665
Assuming you're a girl, that's pretty awesome. I think she'd be proud to be your role model.
where do I find a scootagirlfriend?

>>29777953
>Assuming you're a girl
lolnope

>>29778094
Are you a trap, at least?

I want to feed scootaloo meals

>>29721858
I want to be a father figure for Scootaloo

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>>29659424
You guys don't know how bad I want to fuck this little filly. I want to fuck her more than anything in the world right now. I want to feel her warm filly juice engulf my cock while I fuck her slowly. I want to feel that winking vulva rubbing the bottom of my cock while I slowly penetrate her filly pussy. I want her to try and fly while I"m fucking her so I can feel the vibrations while she's flapping her cute little wings.

In case you didn't notice, I want to fuck Scootaloo so bad. She's my fav

>>29674683
Don't suppose you know where I could find the...uncensored version...do you?For scientific research of course.
ditto for >>29753757