>Anon, I know I said to make yourself at home while you stay

>>29659164
Were you just watching me shower?

>>29659164
Why were you watching me?

>>29659164
>pony

Waste of thread, remake it but with EQG Fluttershy instead and we might have some activity

>>29659164
FLUTTERSHY SUX

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>>29659164

>>29659166
>>29659170
You realize people can hear you, right?

>>29659178
That filename doesn't make sense.

>>29659185
Not with the water running.
How loud are you masturbating?
Were you an only child?
My shower was right by my sister's room growing up so I had to learn to jerk it quietly.

>>29659185
>vocalizing while masturbating
>beating it so hard it makes the bed rock from your death grip.
Faggot. It's like you haven't mastered the ninja fap

>>29659174
Here's that reply you wanted.

>>29659194
>>29659196
Water running off your hand as it sakes back and forth makes a noticeable sound, as can the squshing noise of soap on your dick, or she could just be guessing based on how long you were in there. Or maybe you didn't rinse down all your cum.

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>>29659164
>A-anon? Are you listening to me? What are you looking at?

>>29659216
>Water running off your hand as it sakes back and forth makes a noticeable sound
That's why you don't stand
>as can the squshing noise of soap on your dick
That's where the practice comes into play
>she could just be guessing based on how long you were in there
Learn to shower quickly

You must have been an only child if you don't know this.

>>29659234
You're completely missing the point of this thread

>>29659238
Well next time you should make a thread on something you know about.
Anyone that has a need to jerk off quietly knows how.

>>29659220
Mild kek

>>29659249
Just because a stealth fap is possible doesn't mean everyone will do it every time. Maybe Anon fucked up, or maybe he did it on purpose? Fuck off you autist.

>>29659164
sorry, where would you want me to masturbate instead? I was doing it in the shower out of consideration for you, easier to clean in the shower and you wouldn't have to see that either

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>>29659264
On the couch of course

>>29659289
Stop

>>29659292
Did I hurt your feelings, Flutterfag?

>>29659289
do you wanna watch flutters?

>>29659297
Shimmerfag, actually.
That's just a nasty thought. I gagged a little.

>>29659304
>tfw you will never cum on Fluttershy's couch

>>29659306
>>>/reddonychandaily/

>>29659289
she doesn't look any happier cleaning up someone else's wetspot

>>29659194
>My shower was right by my sister's room growing up so I had to learn to jerk it quietly.
You're pretty naive if you think your sister didn't notice.

>>29659395
She noticed once and told me to not jerk off in the shower and that's when I learned to stealth fap.from then on.

>>29659400
You are pretty naive, my friend.

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>>29659400
She was probably fisting herself to the thought of you jerking your meat in the shower and tried to get you to stop, only to realise that delivering it to her mailslot just wasn't the same without her brother showering in the next room, so she just let you pump your jack so she could indulge her nasty disgusting fetish.

>>29659580
"I've never had a sibling: the post"

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>>29659585
Except I do have a sister, and we did things in our youth, and now I watch mlp with my ten year old niece.

>>29659601
>did things in our youth

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>>29659611
Yes, contrary to the popular belief of normies, not everyone on this site is joking when they make outrageous claims.

>>29659636
doubt.jpg

>>29659164
You won't let me use your horsepussy, so I had to improvise!

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>>29659642
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I don't blame you for doubt, Mr Mobile, but always keep in mind where the fuck you are.

>>29659297
internet tough guy here

>>29659601
do tell

>All this talk of ninja jerking in the shower so siblings won't notice
How loud were you fuckers? I never even tried to hide it, and the only giveaway was how long I was in there.

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>>29659164
Ha ha! No, of course not. I was just scratching a really bad itch, I only moaned because it felt really good to finally scratch it.

Now bend over and present your pussy... maybe this time you won't struggle, but crying like you did last time is optional.

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>>29659653
I just like to imagine that you guys are all mild mannered normies yelling at each other over the internet.

Only to wake up the next morning and take the bus or your car to work or school.

Eat lunch with your norime coworkers or classmates

Return home after a long day and claim you fucked your sister over the internet so that strangers will think your cool.

And there's only one guy on this entire site who actually did it, but never admits to it IRL or even on 4giggles

>>29659716
I'd try and fuck an actual horse first, that's how I know those people are taking the piss.

I don't even like 3D horses that much. But in my defense I don't like 3D women much more.

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>>29659716
I think this is true....

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>>29659692
I was 8 and she was 14, she wanted to practice kissing because she was afraid she'd get it wrong if she didn't practice. Naive little fucker that I was, I genuinely wanted to help her because she was all I had in my life at the time, visitation rights and mentally unstable mothers being what they were back then. After """practicing""" for a week or two, she wound up getting the guy, and I was actually happy for her. Even after all these years we still don't talk about it.

>>29659716
>so that strangers will think your cool.
I never understood the purpose this. It's an anonymous image board. I too, like to think that 4chan these days is populated by people like that, especially on boards like this or because of all the mainstream attention /pol/ is grabbing.

>>29659788
>I was actually happy for her.
I mean that sounds believable. I'm gonna say it seems like this more of circumstantial thing.

>>29659812
>I'm gonna say it seems like this more of circumstantial thing.
>seems like this more of circumstantial

What are you even trying to say?

>>29659818
>What are you even trying to say?
That it wasn't because you wanted to bone zone her, this was just a thing that happened because Anon wanted to help.

It was like a dry incest.

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>>29659823
Well, yeah, I guess it was.

>>29659788
Eh, I've kissed my cousin once or twice when we were kids (12~14 yo or so) - that's not the same as lusting for your siblings.

>>29659882
I did plenty of lusting later, still do.

>>29659185
Nah. Depends on the bathroom walls and the volume of the shower.
Even then there is absolutely no reason you can't do it noiselessly.

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>>29659716
you hit the nail on the head

>>29659716
A lot of 4chan seems to be troubled normies. I know for a fact, though, that there's a lot of seriously fucked up degenerates on the site too. I'm one of them.

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>>29659716
I bet you also just like to imagine yourself as a little girl taking big black niggerdicks you avatarfagging cocksucker

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>>29659185
>wonder if I'm making too much noise masturbating in my room
>roommates seem to make more noise at night anyway so they don't have grounds to complain
>one day I walk past the shower and my roommate is moaning so loud I can hear her over the water

>>29659716
Why you gotta mke me feel bad this early in the morning?
I don't wanna believe we're all just normies.

>>29660749
N~no that'd be gay...

>>29660826
hey that's pretty hot

>>29659716
>>eating lunch with your Coworkers
>not being Stronk enough to only eat one meal a day

>>29661057
Eating less in one setting and eating meals more frequently is better for you

Sorry in the next time i do that i go to the masturbation room

>>29661254
I wish I could, but if I eat breakfast I feel like ahit, and I'm never hungry for lunch, plus I don't really have a lunch break

>>29661554
*shit
Stupid fucking gloves

>>29661057
>youngfags
When you get older, you'll burn right the fuck out if you don't put at least a little something in you before dinner.

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>>29659164
You mean you don't? You even have a showerhead.

>>29659164
Yes, yes I was Fluttershy. You have a problem with that? Would you prefer that I beat off in the living room? Want me to bust a nut on your face? No, I didn't think so. Now fuck off

>>29661554
I'm talking like 7+ small meals

Also early morning is when your body most effectively absorbs nutrients

>>29661615
She has a designated fapping couch ready, you could show some appreciation.

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>>29659164
>"N- not that I was listening or anything!"
>"I just w- wanted to make sure you weren't having any problems showering, that's all!"
>"Y- you were?"
>"Oh goodness, th- thinking about me."
>"You think that I'm s- sexy?!"
>"Anon!"
>"W- we shouldn't."
>"I've never even... and T- Twilight will be here soon."
>"Ah, d- don't take us back into the shower"
>"Anon please I'll get we- ah!"
>"Anon wh- what are you... oooooh my Celestia"

>>29659164
"Yeah, what's the big deal?"
>"I was using the shower..."