Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:>>29624525

You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
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Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing

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And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

First in rememberance of the A-team.

Pour out a shot for our fallen comrades.

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Second for Pinkie because I was subbing while tipsy.

>>29659061
Excellent tag in, /pa/l. You're a credit to your people.

>>29659139
Appreciate it, so we'll give you honorary first.

>AJ
“Celestia”
~~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

“And I have a serious issue with this gun, it doesn’t seem to work as advertised. See? It says “Makes all your problems go away”, but there’s something stuck in the barrel. Mind taking a peak inside for me?”

>Ah’ know a better way ta’ fix yer’ problems, coincidentally! Why don’t ya’ have a listen as Ah’ tell them to you, then you do something about it.

“My way seems faster.”

>Mah’ question is, why’d you put the human portal over in the Empire?

“What?”

>Well, Ah’ just realized that if Sunset left years ago, and the Empire ain’t existed before just a short while ago, then logically iffin’ she left in it, it used to be over here, and then you moved it clear over there. Why is that?

“Oh, that. Well, you see, there’s a simple reason for that. It was more in tune with the grander universal constant that allowed the star waves in tandem to better connect and hopefully-“

>Ya’ll just ran out of closet space, didn’t you?

“Have you seen how poofy my dresses are?”

>Did you at least tell them what it did?

“I absolutely planned on it.

>Dang it, Celestia! The most unstable and dangerous universal portal in Equestria was placed in a brand new Empire with still unsteady guards, and they didn’t even know to look out for it! Twilight’s crown got stolen and it’s all yer’ fault!

“I KNOW!”

>Then why didn’t you go get it back!?

“Because that world is freaking scary.”

>Celestia!

“But now it’s looking pretty tempting, I’ll be off I’m going to see if I can borrow it-“

>You’ll never escape!

“I can try!”

So, what are we going to have AJ to this thread? We do have something planned, right?

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>>29659152
Woohoo I'll celebrate by pouring a shot for my homies. Especially for my smallest pink.

>>29659133
Down to just Seven...

Kinda funny how the most death prone of all of them is so far the only one with a flawless victory.

>>29659139
Need someone to sub back for LNPP?>>29659139

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>>29659302
Nah, I've still got this.

Pinkie Preview Prophecies

>Applejack can fix things in rapid machine gun fashion.
>It's good I keep duct tape for this.
>Rarity is Calling in the Niiight~
>Fluttershy gets road rage.
>Celestia gets mooned.
>Special guest star Bill Marey.
>The Crusaders are going to have to hug it out.
>Bottomless fanservice!

No more murder, thanks

>Pennydrop
"Captain"

>Hey you know? We should leave

"Right now"

>Yepo, lost cause, no point hanging around, come on let's go

"I can;t just turn this thing around that quick-"

>Skidaddle, abort mission, pack up and leave, no good lingering about come on

"I-"

>Plausible deniability, get going while the going's.... good... quick quick QUICK!

>>29659554
Silver Spoon getting attacked feels too much like a drama hook. The Diamond Tiara incident is one thing, but going for a repeat is pushing.

>>29659554
ALL the murder!

>>29659734
>>29659814
>mfw KidKillerAnon is on the case again

>>29659734
>The Diamond Tiara incident is one thing, but going for a repeat is pushing.

Pushing what? It's a completely different context.

NC
>SA
“Chrysalis”
~Audience~
~~~~

>And wham bam in the clam, it’s time to ask again “You know what’s awful?”

~WHAT’S AWFUL!?~

>You know what’s awful? Cliffhangers. If you haven’t got time to finish it, just don’t show it yet!

~YEAH! THEY’RE AWFUL!~

“Unlike you, Shiny. With them they ask “Oh no where’s the end?” And with you they ask “Is… is that it?”

~OOOOOOO!~

>You know what’s awful? Heroes losing. We’re the good guys, we’re supposed to win! We’re supposed to be number on e!”

“And yet, your wife won’t stop complaining about you being first”

~OOOOOOO!~

>You know what’s awful? Lack of fun. Can’t we just have fun?

“Sure. Let me just head out the door so I can find someone who can have it.”

~OOOOO!~

>Oh, I’ll show you how to have fun. I have a video game system with multiplayer Cloptra.

“Is that the one where two ponies run around shooting ‘evil’ bug monsters before finishing up on the giant nasty one they hate?’

>Yep.

“You know just how to charm a mare.”

>What’s going to happen? Well, like I said, cliffhangers… aren’t they awful?

~YEAH! THAT’S AWFUL!~

>>29659213
>So, what are we going to have AJ to this thread? We do have something planned, right?
Comedy and funnies, all around! No doom and gloom for best Apple! Though I have no doubt she'll get in contact with the after effects once it's over.

Here's what I wanna see happen

I want Sweet Note, through hell or high water, to get back to where Flash torpedoed her away

I want her to see Silver Spoon

I want to see what Fizzle did to her

I want to see what's been going on with this whole, what it has all boiled down.

I want her to see it all through eyes that are not those of dead characters, a kill bot or a complete psychopath.

And I want her to make herself very, very clear about it

By God I will write it myself if I must

>>29660392
And thus the cycle reaches the protesting stage of AJ doing anything serious, it shall never end fore it is the wheels of the ride.

>>29660400
>I want Sweet Note, through hell or high water, to get back to where Flash torpedoed her away

I think he just pushed he aside because he thought Ss was holding her at gunpoint or something.

>>29660478
Uhhh

I cant quite tell

It seemed somewhat vague

>>29660486
He said "Get down!" Before he pushed her.

>>29660493
Yeah but did he safely piledrive her through the drywall or just shove her to the side?

And why would he think SS would have a gun? Was she doing anything gun like? Or was he slipping into ATF programming?

>>29660556
>>>29660493 #
>Yeah but did he safely piledrive her through the drywall or just shove her to the side?

Shoved her to the side, looks like. She could still see enough to call "Look out!"

>And why would he think SS would have a gun? Was she doing anything gun like? Or was he slipping into ATF programming?

He knew there are two of them, and SN was the first around the corner. Looking back, Fizzle went through the wall to get to her and Flash caught SN around the bend, so neither could have seen SS directly even though they knew she was there.

So, ask yourself, if there's two bodies, they know it's not Sunset or Chitania, and SN is being marched out in front towards the big final boss area...

Probably wouldn't think SN was escorting a random knob to "safety" of the portal room considering she was just in a safe room. What are they supposed to think?

>>29660622
Maybe just

I dunno

Wait till they see who it is before tying to wallbang them?

It's not like rounding that corner means some evildoer is home-free on making it to the Big Boss doorway.

>>29660653
>It's not like rounding that corner means some evildoer is home-free on making it to the Big Boss doorwa

It does mean they could shoot SN though.

Or hell, maybe that thing she's carrying is a bomb.

>>29660653
>Wait till they see who it is before tying to wallbang them?

Why?

What's the best case scenario they'd realistically get out of that? Like, yeah, we know what it really is, but what are they actually going to think it possibly could be? What scenario are they going to think here?

>>29659952
>Look up in the sky!
>Jesus Christ is that a shadow of a kid in a noose!?
*Close by, a seemingly normal patron perks up, and heads for the nearest phone booth*
*He is needed!*

"Reporter"
>Applejack

"Soooooo, what are your thoughts on the ah.... turn the Tower arc went down?"

>...

"Nothing?"

>Ah'm keepin' mah mouth shut

"Wow, I-I don't think I've seen someone speak while not moving their jaw at all"

>Learn somethin' new erry' day

"I don't know how you're teeth are grinding so much while you're saying that, I really don't think-"

>Ah'm hopin' that those writers know what they're doin'

"So you... didn't-"

>Ah'm trustin' those writers know what they're doin'

"Is this new-"

>And Ah'm tentatively lettin' 'em keep th' scripts away from me an' anyone who ain't involved in that sub-plot on set directly

"D-do you feel those vibrations"

>Cos Ah' reeeeeeally wanna believe they di'nt do ....THAT....to...

"...Her?"

>Fer some cheap..thrills...

"I think we should call this interview short?"

>When Ah' realised Applebloom saw the B-Reel and her face Ah' swear Ah' was gonna-

"I'M LEAVING"

>SA
“Cadence’
~~~

>…Caddy?

“Hm.”

>I have stuff I need to do.

“Too bad.”

>But-

“You have been reduced to royal pillow, and royal pillow you shall be.”

>I have things to do.

“Yes, be a pillow, which you are. You are being the royal pillow.”

>I gotta be a prince.

“You’re not a prince anymore, you’re a pillow.”

>Caddy you’re heavy.

“Good thing I have a pillow then.”

>…You don’t have to makeup excuses for me to cuddle you.

“I’d hope not.”

>I’d do it all day if I could.

“Good, because that’s what’s going to happen.”

>But-

“Shiny?”

>…

“You have spent the better part of the last few years building up a bunch of changelings to be able to run a lot of this castle. I think they’ll manage a bit longer.”

>…Good point.

“Better. Now be a pillow.”

>Yes ma’am.

>>29660292
>Pushing what?
Suspension of disbelief/benefit of the doubt/interest in that particular situation/etc.
>It's a completely different context.
Which is part of the reason why going for another kill right out the gate is bleh. Different context, similar results.

>>29661073

>WHY IS IT EVERYTHING ON FIRE!?

~I'M SORRY!~

>CRYSTALS AREN'T EVEN FLAMMABLE!!!

-It's soooo pretty!-

>WHY!?

>AJ
“Derpy”
~~~

CRASH!

“Mailcall!”

>GAH!... Since when are you the dang mailmare!?

“Since when are you a princess?”

>…

“…”

>…Thank ya’ for your service.

“You too!”

CRASH!

>Oh, that De-MUFFINS… oh that muffins.

>That last Omake

Okay, I'm honestly happy we're mostly clop free, and I'm glad we're not focused on sex or anything for the main line and all, I really am and don't want it to change.

But DAMN would I read and enjoy a NSF2 story based off that.

>Pommel
“AJ”
~~~

>…I wonder what Daw’s doing right now? Maybe I should be more worried-

SLAM!

>MY HEAD! My thoughts! They’re gone! All of it is gone! Ponthulu f’thagan!

“Ya’ll need to get back to work!’

>You were in my room!

“Ah’ know where Ah’ was, Ah’ was seein’ if you had the stones to come tell me to move and get to work!”

>…was this really a test?

“Yes. That’s mah’ story and Ah’m stickin’ to it.”

>So rather than let me get to work over command, you decided to see if I’d commit treason by forcing you out of a classified area that technically you are also in command of, and higher on the chain than I am. This could have been a surprise inspection that got me fired instead of an arbitrary new thing and the reason I’m not fixing something right now is all your fault.

“…”

>…

“…so that’s what this feels like.”

>What?

“Ah’ need to go get an apology cake….”

>>29661306
W

Which one?

>>29661336
007 one.

>>29661333
FEel the burn, AJ! Feel it!

>>29659629
What's scarier, that she didn't see this coming and was taken off guard like everyone else...

Or this is just as planned?

>>29661333
>AJ
“Cup Cake”
‘Carrot Cake’
~~~

>Ah’ll pay extra if ya’ spell it fancy.

“This is the first time we see you in forever, and all you want to talk about is a ten hoof tall cake?”

>It’s a special cake.

‘Really! What’s been going on with you? We never talk anymore. What’ve you been up to, who have you been seeing?’

“Really dearie, we want to know about you!”

>Ah’ve been dealing with mah’ alternate universe self who’s way better at being a princess than me and is a super harsh bitch, and it’s makin’ me wonder if the only way for me to actually be effective and successful is to turn into her, making mah’self into something Ah’ hate in order to actually be the very thing Ah’ preached Celly should be. It makes me wonder if there’s a way to do this right, and keep mah’ spirits up the whole way, or if Ah’m doomed to become her after failure after failure, or if there was a way to turn it all around and Ah’m plum not good enough to see it. It makes me wonder if Ah’ was bein’ hard on Celly… or if it’s just the only time Ah’ can be, before Ah’ become a hypocrite beyond saving.

“…”

‘…’

>…Ah’ also been talking to Applebloom a lot, that’s nice.

“…”

‘..Here’s your “Sorry Celestia” cake.’

>Ah’ thank you.

>>29661482
Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down.

>Twilight
“Rarity”
~~

>Living clothing?

“More like, loving clothing-“

>And I’m out.

“Not like that, you silly goose! I want a fabric that can show off how happy or sad someone is. I’m thinking of calling them ‘mood flings.’”

>That sounds like a schizophrenia speed dating site.

“Oh my! I didn’t know you had such barbs in you.”

>I live near Chrysalis, I’m going to pick up a thing or two eventually.

“Too true, too true.”

>But yeah, I guess a little bit of emotion spell shouldn’t be too hard to weave into fabric.

“I thank you!”

>When are you releasing the line, anyway?’

“Oh, just before the business summit coming up.”

>…Rarity-

“It would just be so wonderful to tell if certain individuals were feeling a bit, shall we say, smug at hiding things?”

>Are you trying to get cartbombed.

“If I don’t get at least that, I’ll be terribly disappointed.”

Applejack now has a red neckchief

>>29661306
Aaaaaaaamen, brother! Praise the titanbooty!

>>29661698
Damn it, 56! Stop creeping on your sort of relative!

>>29661761
Nuu! She big and bootiful!

>>29661385
>Changeling sex

It's like you want the whole world to know of your bad taste

>>29661850
>Not wanting Chitty Sex

Is it actually possible to be so awful and not be aware?

>>29661874
>Macro
>Bug
>Not even for the purpose of consensual married proecreation

Wrong

Wrong

And wrong again.

>>29661883
>>Macro
Amazon is not macro.

>Bug
Titan, thank you very much.

>Not even for the purpose of consensual married proecreation
Two out of three ain't bad.

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>>29661895
>Amazon
Get an Apple pony, they're plenty big

>Titan
Still a bug

>Two out of three
>Not going for the Gold

You are unbefitting

>>29661914
>Get an Apple pony, they're plenty big

Not him but LIES

Their mares are short, short I say! Tiny even!

Even their stallions are lithe and short, with only one exception!

And I don't care what Mac puts on, I'm not falling for that a third time!

>42
“Twilight”
~~~~

>Still nothing?

It was with heavy hooves that the pony laid the recent findings down.

“Well, you are improving, gradually.”

>Define gradually.

“Your skin’s tensile strength increased by thirty percent of it’s normal density, so that’s good.”

>How is that compared to a normal pony’s skin?

“…Better than compared to a Changelings chitin?”

Her attempt however futile to make things seem better fell flat on it’s face.

>So I’m actually sub pony level, still.

“Don’t say it like that, don’t want anyone to think you’re racist or something.”

>Ha. Ha. Ha.

The brutal laughter did little to lighten the mood.

“I’m trying, Forty Two, but what you did to yourself-“

>I know. Damn it, I know, I just feel sometimes like I should have-

POP! With a heave the changelings head jerked to the side.

>OW!

“Cadence ordered me to hit you with the fuzzy toy every time you hinted at that. Shiny wanted a loofa, but I talked him down to the fuzzy toy.”

>I get the point!

“Good, because hitting you with this feels really weird.”

The changeling sighed, and her shoulders slumped.

“…Forty Two?”

Gently, the pony walked around in front of her, bending low so the changeling could see her from the examination table’s height and placed a soft hoof on the black cheek.

“I will make you better, I promise. I let one friend down, I wasn’t there when she needed me, and I’ll always regret that. I will not, I swear to you, I will not let this go on if I can help it. If it takes me forever, I promise, you’ll be back to the flank kicking punchbug everyone knows you are, deep down. I promise.”

Eventually, the wide eyes locked onto her.

>…p-promise?

Twilight smiled.

“I promise.”

She believed.

>>29661954
>Man I sure wish I was out in the field right now

>...

>...This is the part where another of the A-Team chimes in and disagrees

CRASH

[Yeah sorry, killed them all]

>...Ah

[Mhmm, killed em brutally, raped their corpses, ate them, that grey one had a nice tight throat... even after I poked a load holes in it with these beauts

>Twilight please pull the plug

>>29661954
>Elsewhere, Sunset bursts into laughter
>Then she bursts into atoms when Seven doesn't turn off the superbeam in time.
"...I win! Y-yaaaahhgguhhhh!"
>Celebrates
>Goes out to find his teammates are all dead
>Goes home
>Curls up and cries to himself

>>29662009
>>Twilight please pull the plug
"You're not on a plug, there's nothing to pull-'
>PULL IT DAMN YOU

>>29662016
[No worries, if my name isn't Fizzle "I fucking love murder" The Dragon, I will do it!]

>>29661850
It's either that or SA/AJ BDSM

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>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[AJ]
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but time is just a construct!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!'"

[Howdy.]

>Do you wish you could time travel?

[Sometimes. Did Ah' ever tell you the time me and mah cousin Peach tried to make a time machine?]

"Story time!"

'Oh boy, here we go.'

[We didn't know nothing about any fancy math or stuff like that, but we somehow got it into our heads we could make one out of a hot tub and a washing machine. The spin cycle would somehow magically take us to the past or future...except what ended up happening was we electrocuted ourselves. Ah' was scared of hot tubs for months.]

>Aaaand that's all the time we have right now, but we'll catch you all next time!

[Cousin Peach swears she went to the past though and that the timeline has ch-]
AJ wakes up.

[-anged. Oh well, she was pretty delirious. Ah'll have to tell them the story about how she tried to go back later.]

>>29662122
>Good Husband
>Good Wife Material
>Practically doing the nasty in canon but keeping it a secret
>Good fetish

Literally nothing wrong

>>29662171
>SA isn't the one tied up

EVERYTHING is wrong

>>29662289
>Implying they're not Switch Masters and experts in tying the other up in all the right ways

Come on mayng

Those two are built for sex

>>29661657
Hey guys i'm a dumbass, can someone explain the joke to me pls

>>29662334
Rarity is going to make lie detector clothing and get it sold before a business summit, and she's planning to use it to expose corrupt types.

She's been dealing with the business side of Canterlot for a while now, and it's gotten some backlash.

>>29662346
THAAAAANNNK you. I thought it was some sort of boner joke.

>>29662350
>Magic clothing that warns when you have boner

The stallions of the world would lead a bloody revolution.

>>29662404
>You could just not wear it!
"ITS WINDY!"

>SA
"18"
~~~

>....

"...Is there a reason you're currently staring at me?"

>...I'm going to hug you.

"W-what?"

>You heard me.

"...I.. is this a prank?"

>I just thought it was fair to warn you before I hugged you. Consensual hugging.

"Oh... well, I mean, I'm okay with hugging, but-"

>Good, because I'm going to do it.

"Okay? I guess I'm fine with it."

>...

"..."

>...

"...are you going to-"

POOF!
HUG!

>It is done.

"GAH!... How did you do that!?"

>Magic.

"...oh, right."

>...

"How long is this going to last?"

>How long do you want it?

"...proceed."

>DT
~~~

Nothingness.

All she could see, all she could feel, all she knew was nothingness.

>...I...

In the darkness that enveloped her like a shroud, covered her like a suffocating blanket, she could not move.

>...I can't feel anything...

She could not feel.

Her eyes shifted through painful will of force, searching for any sign of the world around her.

>I don't... I don't feel anything... I can't move.

As if her head had been plucked from her neck and hidden away alone in a darkened case, she could no longer find her body.

For all she knew, that was exactly what had come to pass.

>I...

She could feel the wind rushing in her nostrils, the hot and stinging sensation of an arid and thick air pushing it's way past into her throat, but then it would simply vanish. She could not feel her chest expand, she could not feel her heart beat, she could not feel anything in the darkness.

Not even fear.

>...I don't feel anything.

The statement took on so much more now, when she could not feel her mind or heart racing, when her legs did not kick with anticipation, there was no stab of pain down below or her breath to seize with an icy chill, she could feel nothing but the instance she'd found herself in, and nothing seemed to matter at all.

>...Am I dead?

Nothing but the hollow, empty void answered her back.

>I don't want to be dead, I... I don't want to be...

There was a taste in her mouth, a terrible, bitter and metallic one, and with it rushed back so many memories so recent.

Ones she would love to forget.

>...Did I die?

The pain as they battered her, the heat rushing towards her, all of it so very fresh in her mind, so familiar she could still feel hear blood rush from her ears, smell it as poured from her nose, taste it as she choked it from her throat. She could remember it all so vividly.

Yet she felt nothing.

No pain that should choke the life from her, no ache without compare, no pain. There was simply no pain in her.

She felt nothing.

1/??

>>29662760

No pain.

No fear.

No anger.

Nothing.

>Hello?

She was left in silence, and given nothing to her calls.

>Am I supposed to do something? I can't... I can't even turn, I can't do anything, what do you want from me?

Given nothing but the emptiness of it all.

>Is this what death is? Just, nothing at all, forever? Did you want something? Do I have to do something else?

There should have been unease, uncertainty, anything at all in response to the complete emptiness she had been given.

Nothing.

>Do anything. I don't care what, just show me, show me what I'm missing. Something, can I get a sign.

To the darkness, she gave her final rasping, desperate call.

>Give me a sign... please.

Light.

If it was to answer her call, mere chance, some greater meaning, she would never know. All she knew in that moment was that light, blinding light, shined through at last.

>...no.

Red, angry, painful light that made her face burn, brought heat to where there had been no sensation at all mere seconds before. She could not look away, she was not permitted to turn her head in recoil, she could not even bring herself to close her eyes.

That angry, red light flowed in, and lit up the darkness all around her.

>N-no...

What it illuminated next took away the breath that even now she was not sure was real.

She finally felt something again, at last.

>TB... Tbbb...

She could bring herself to finish his name, could not manage to force out a single letter more in the whisper that her voice became. It was dreamlike, nightmarish in it's most pure form. Her body frozen, her words reduced down to where none could hear, all that was left to her was the sight of horror that filled her every inch of vision, a sight she could not turn away from.

Her beloved weapon hung before her.

Above the ground, plain for her to see was her cherished partner. Twisted, bent, melted in places, not even a single spark flickering from it's frame.

>N-no, noo... they got you too...

2/??

>>29662770

Worst of all, the sight that hit her hardest, across his barrel was massive, deep clawmarks that had carved through into the core of it's metal, cut down deep to the heart of his being.

They had destroyed him, just like her.

>No, no... what is this place...

She stared on into the crimson light that etched closer to him, that horrid sight that seemed to hunt towards his wounded and weakened state.

>G-get away... no... s-stop... stoooop.

She couldn't move, couldn't speak above a silent whisper, couldn't find the strength to do anything as that burning red drew in to finish him off.

>Stop it, please... stooo-

A hiss, high pitched and squealing like a final desperate scream shot out, and then there was darkness.

Then, there was silence.

>...T..Tb...

She heard nothing.

She saw nothing.

>...Wait...

But she smelled something.

Or rather, more tellingly, she smelled nothing at all.

>W-wait...

Even as a cool rush so soothing poured down through her nostrils, she didn't smell a thing.

>...that's nitrogen.

Her eyes widened in the darkness, blind as she had ever been.

But what she could not see with her eyes, she could see clearly in her mind. His placement, his damages, his height, she saw it all, and she put it together.

>...I'm not dead.

She put it together just in time for another, tiny flash of light to fill the room.

>Oh, sexy...

A tiny flash from the warning light on the side of his grip, warning of damages. Only now did it come on, and only now did she finally see.

>Y-you...

She finally saw just that piece of him, and it all became clear.

>You did it, when...

She'd have smiled, had she been able to. She hoped he knew, she would have smiled.

>You must have...

3/??

>>29662778

Her eyes darted upwards as another seeping red light came into view. Another glow, just as hot, just as searing as before, illuminating her pitch black room just enough she could see him again.

Just long enough she could watch as another of his canisters ruptured, and sealed the 'ceiling' that had been created before it could get in.

>You must have flown in the way and detonated your...

She didn't need to finish, it had all become clear.

She was in a bubble, surrounded on all sides by the remains of that awful substance, that lava that had flowed down the hall of her battleground to end her life.

They'd sought to end her, and made a terrible mistake.

They'd only knocked TBDRLIATU out of her grip, but they had not destroyed him.

He'd been badly torn, blasted, forced to watch as they brutalized her, but they had not destroyed him.

When the time had came, he had gone into the path of destruction, and held it back.

>Oh, TBDRLIATU...

Even as badly damaged as he was, he'd held it all back, for her. He'd let the lava overtake him, burn him, all for her.

All without a single command.

>...I guess this means I'm not dead.

The realization came with many, far less warm and pleasant thoughts with it.

It dawned on her as she slipped back into silence of the darkness, and understood at last her place in the world as it was.

>S-Sexy? I... don't be scared, but I think they broke something.

His light blinked only once.

>I know, but... I think they really... I can't feel anything. I can't feel, at all...

Once more, just to let her know he was there.

>I'm not dead, but... I think I'm going to die.

Twice again, rapid and fast.

4/??

>>29662760
oh no

>>29662788

>I don't want to die... but I think they broke something. I can't feel, and I think it's getting worse. I can't get out and get anybody to help. I don't... I don't even know if there's anyone who can help. I think they really did something this time, and I don't... I don't know if it's ever going to get better. I think I'm going to die now.

Again, and again, fast and furiously his light blinked. Every time it grew dimmer, but it would not stop.

>Can I ask something?

The power was bleeding away, and it kept it's calling.

>...should I be scared?

At her words, it ceased.

>I should be scared, right? I... that's what everyone told me. They'd all said, the minute you actually get in trouble, the minute it looks like you're going to die, you'll be sorry, you'll cry, you'll wish you were home and had quit. I didn't think they were wrong, I just... kind of thought it would never happen. I never thought it would get this bad, I thought... I'd be scared, and crying if it ever happened. That's what they all said, that's what the writing said... but I'm not.

When it came back, it was almost tentative, and curious.

>I'm not scared I'm going to die... I don't want to cry, I don't want to quit, I don't wish I'd never met you... I don't feel anything when I think about myself. I think they broke something, because I just don't feel... anything.

It blinked once, and only once.

>...is this what she meant? Is... is this what Forty Two meant? You remember, when she woke up, when she couldn't move, we asked her why... if she was afraid, she said, "I'm not afraid to die." Do you remember that? She sounded so sure. She didn't doubt it, not for a second. I thought she was lying, trying to look cooler than me, but maybe... is this what she meant?

Two blinks, each dimmer than the last.

5/??

>>29662797

>I'm just not afraid I'm going to die, but I feel like... I should be. I feel like somethings wrong, and that's why I'm not afraid. Something's... hurt, and it's not going to get better, so I just can't... be afraid... I don't feel like I'm strong right now.

When she went silent, he shined with all he could to see her face.

>I feel like I'm so... weak, and that's why I'm not afraid. I'm not beating it, I'm accepting it, and that's... so weak. Is...

Her voice, and what little breath still remained within her came to a pause as realization dawned on her, a thousand times brighter than the meager flicker that came in response to her.

>Is Silver Spoon stronger than me?

When he didn't flicker back at her that time, something felt wrong.

>She's always afraid, always so worried about everything, but she kept saying... let me come with you. I have to fight too. I won't leave you alone. She... she was afraid she was going to die every time, but she kept coming with me. Was she stronger than me...

She tried to move something, anything, but her body wouldn't respond.

>Would I be strong too, if I wasn't broken? Would I be afraid to die...

When his light came back, there was a strange tint to it. The harsh red had reduced, lightened, making it softer and so very much more welcoming.

In that light, she was reminded.

>Silver Spoon...

In that light, she thought of only one face, only one memory strong enough to push past the one of her beating.

>Is she afraid? Is she... okay?

At last.

>...is she safe?

At long, long last, something was there.

>I... I don't want her to be afraid.

Something bubbled inside of her head, a cold little thing to bring a cool wind to the heat on her head.

>I don't want her to be hurt...

Even if for only a moment, she felt something.

>I don't want her to die.

She felt something stir inside her still beating heart, even if she could not feel the body it was attached to anymore.

6/??

>>29662805
THIS IS WORSE

>>29662805

>I don't want her to die, not like this, not like I'm going to... I don't want her to die like S-Sp...

Her breath left her, and any hope of finishing his name left with her.

>N-not like him, it's not fair... I don't want Silver Spoon to...

Her breath grew haggard, and short with choked breaths that desperately tried to make due with the little air she had left in her bubble, the tiny space empty from the world.

>Silver Spoon, Daw, PJ... Seven, even. I d-don't... I don't...

With her final slow breath, the shaking stopped.

>...TBDRLIATU, can I ask you something?

His light, now nearly completely free of it's red luster, blinked only once. The dim, pink looking glow never stung her eyes, even while she looked into it with an open and inviting gaze.

>Are you alive?

All at once, that light went out.

>Be honest with me.

This time, it stayed gone.

>I-I know, it's silly, and I laughed at them too when they asked. But I... I kind of see what they mean. I built you, I made you, I put you together, I made you strong... b-but, when I call, you came. I never put a voice command in with you, you don't have an AI... at least, I don't think so. It was so strange, but I thought it was just... you. But this time... this time when I needed you, I didn't say a word, I couldn't move, I couldn't even breath, you were damaged, you were broken, and then he attacked... and you were there. You shouldn't have been able to fly... but there you are.

Slowly, it came back on, brighter than before.

Less color in it than before, more white.

>So... so I don't know. Maybe you aren't alive, but maybe you're just... special. Maybe you're something special, something I never understood, even though I built you. I don't know how you do that... and I don't know if I want to know. If I deserve to know. I just... I just want to tell you something, in case. If there is something in there... promise me.

It came back again, even brighter, lighter than before.

Warmer.

7/??

>>29662815

>Promise me if you make it, if they find you and dig you out... you'll find her.

Brighter.

>You'll find Silver Spoon, and you'll keep her safe.

Brighter.

>I've always known you were special, but now I know... you're strong too. You're stronger than I ever thought, than I ever was. Please.

Brighter!

>P-please... protect her, when I'm gone.

Brighter, until she could look at it no longer, and had to close her tear stained eyes.

>Please be stronger for them, for me... I love-

~BEACON LOCKED!~

She didn't recall ever putting in that voice, or a single speaker to call out with it.

She didn't recall his jumpjets being strong enough to punch through the hardened Lava, enough they could reignite again.

She never thought, in a million years, she would smile as he pumped all he had into his jets, and with a burst of power left her behind.

When the red flowed in from the gaping hole he'd left, when it came closer, she wasn't afraid.

>Thank you... I love you.

She wasn't afraid.

And, if he'd ever been capable of it, the rocket launcher held none itself.

Through the wall, it punched.

Another.

Another.

Through the ceiling above, and again once more.

Another.

Another, and another and another, it flew, the white light on it's grip burning with a bright white light that pulsated with power the father it would fly.

Another another, and another once more, until it found it's sight.

"LOOK OUT!"

The chin of the bug eyed, terrified dragon, who's claws had been mere centimeters from the throat of the little silver filly before him.

The metallic clang that rang out made even the most stalwart and iron clad of them wince, as did the way his neck painfully jerked back and the back of his head brutally hit the floor behind him.

Even as the three watched, the weapon did not fall. Instead it spun with all the momentum it kept, rolling about in the air with a freshly dented nozzle again and again, until it leveled with the filly before him.

8/??

>>29662822

His reflection danced in her glasses, and the wide gaze of the eyes behind it, both glowing as light flushed over her face. Her eyes and ears shut at the flash of light, the roar of power, as a missile shot forth from his destroyed and warped barrel, the final act all it could manage before it's already badly damaged frame gave way.

Before she could move, cry out, scream or let the fear sink into her, something tugged on her back. She felt herself lifted for a brief moment, pulled along by the power of the projectile, and in that flash it was all over.

Her journey ended seconds after her gentle roll came to a stop, and she was left sitting in the middle of the hallway. Untouched, undamaged in any way.

But lighter.

All who could still see watched as the missile shot downwards, through the path that had been forged by the reckless flight, until it could be heard no more. When the twisted and warped remains of the rocket launcher fell to the ground, when the last vestiges of it's holdings gave way and parts scattered upon the floor in all directions like a gutted animal, it lay still, and cold.

It's final act was over, and it could move no more.

'...What the fuck was-'

The dragon's demands fell on deaf ears, ones that had been drowned out by the sudden, loud boom that shook the room.

(T-t-t...t-t-tt-..tabble...my...)

The shellshocked filly, keenly aware of how very close her end had been, pawed around with confused, almost blind waves of her hooves in a mishmash of directions. Her eyes and right hoof trailed across the floor of scattered scrap that had been her friends prized possession, breathless lips whispering in hushed terror as she tried to scoop up any pieces to put something of him back together.

Her other front hoof followed the occasional glance back of her twitching eyes, scraping along her back where her sole item had gone.

There was nothing there now, it was barren, lost and cast away, just as she felt right now.

{Sugar Bean!}

9/??

>>29662835

The Mare tried to rush out to her, to reach her in whatever way she could, but the yellow hooves would not let her go.

=Sweet Note, what did you do!?=

{Lemme go!}

=I know what you're thinking, she doesn't look like it, but trust me, that's an enemy combatant! She was trying to trick you into leading her to-=

{No she ain't, damn it Flash! Let me go!}

'Someone better tell me what the fuck that was that just-'

Again, the building shook.

This time, they all felt it. All of them were seized by the same twisting unease that swept through their chests. All of them frozen, when they heard the first sound.

Clack. Click. Whirrs of gears and metal, scraping and clinking and ticking in a controlled and perfectly timed way.

Then came the first snap. A horrid, wretched snap sounding so close to bone it could not be anything else.

Another snap, another break, another sound that made both filly and grown mare slam their hooves to their ears as they desperately tried to make it stop, failing in their fruitless act with every new sound that churned their stomachs.

~Warning, spine fracture detected, alignment error, intervention required.~

The silver filly squealed when she heard pop after pop, like wet firecrackers going off in her head.

~Bone fraction detected. Repairing.~

The stalwart former solider took a step back when he heard a wet crunch, and the sound of flesh twisting.

~Internal damage detected. Healing infusion, deploy.~

A hiss, a suction of air, and a subtle tink of glass meeting floor followed.

~Internal damage detected. Healing infusion, deploy.~

Another.

~Internal damage detected. Healing infusion, deploy.~

And another.

~Internal damage detected. Healing infusion, deploy.~

And another.

~Internal damage detected. Healing infusion, deploy... warning, healing infusions depleted. Proceed?~

The silence that followed somehow chilled them even more than before.

10/??

>>29662822
>The chin of the bug eyed, terrified dragon, who's claws had been mere centimeters from the throat of the little silver filly before him.
>The metallic clang that rang out made even the most stalwart and iron clad of them wince, as did the way his neck painfully jerked back and the back of his head brutally hit the floor behind him.
>Even as the three watched, the weapon did not fall. Instead it spun with all the momentum it kept, rolling about in the air with a freshly dented nozzle again and again, until it leveled with the filly before him.


HHAAHHAHAHAHA

YES

YES

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU YOU PSYCOPATHIC SHIT GARGLING COLUMBINE RE-ENACTING NAZBOL LOVING BLOOD LETTING GUT WRENCHING CUM GUZZLING EDGY STASHING SHIT

FUCK

YOOOOOOOOOOOOU

>>29662848

~Acknowledged. Muscle stabilization, maximum. Pain reduction, maximum. Movement aide, maximum. All settings to maximum.~

The floor was rocked as something burst through it, the shock so strong the more analytic of them deduced it must have cleared two floors in a single bound.

~Weapon systems, online.~

The walls around them shook with the force of one breaking. Another came, louder, stronger than before, and another to follow that.

~All infusions, charged.~

Before any could bring up a single weapon, the wall before them caved towards them, shattering as if a bomb had been placed right behind it and detonated with all the force it could muster.

~Primary weapon, retrieving.~

From the darkness of the gaping hole that had been created, a spear bound to a wire razor thin shot outwards, only for the pointed tip to fold into forths, and the new claw to grab hold of the shattered remains of the weapon mere instants before it could run it through. Before any could blink, let alone react, the remains had been pulled away.

More sickening crunches, more twisted screeching, wails of metal bending and cutting mingling with the powerful shocking impact of blow after riveting blow. For what felt an eternity, they could only stare in shock at the darkened room, unable to make out anything save the occasional flash of a welding light, before it all went out.

For all save the crumbling of stone and the hiss of cooling metal, it was silent.

~Primary weapon, online. All systems go. Ready to engage.~

In the darkness, it shined.

11/12

>>29662857

A single red light. Long, thin, and deadly, seeking out something, hunting them out.

~Fillyboom Armor MK10, Titan Slayer, online.~

The brightest point of that long line finally came to a stop when it found the souls it sought out.

Whatever the dragon or the stallion planned to do as one brought up his claws to bear, and the other his weapons to the front in defiance of the one in the darkness, the one that shook the entire building with every step they took, it was not enough.

When the first visage of that silver armor, and the shining weapon on their shoulder glinted in the light, they knew it wasn't enough.

>Dead or alive... you're coming with me.

SO Diamond Tiara learnt that she shouldn't be in combat situations anymore

Right?

Riiight?

Goddamnit if this only manages to fuel her combatboner harder I'm gonna be dissapointed we had a chance to turn her away from this but we've only hammered her back into this goddamn path.

Also holy fuck Fizzle I can't believe you and Flash managed to job on killing a Filly.

>>29662864
>DT is robocop

... I didn't know I wanted this until I had it.

"Reporter"
>Applejack

"Okay, NOW what do you think?"

>...Are those permanent?

"...Wuh...."

>Goddang Ah' had enough trouble beatin' up robots as is now they're hooked up to a kid?

"...I buh..."

>Welp, that screws over my retirement plans for her.

>DT is not dead
>Which means no one is dead

Holy shit

Fizzle kicked down to worst character slot and he doesn't even know it yet

>>29662924
Kind of a stretch, DT is literally the only one we didn't see die, and stayed in the building. Spike and PJ got stabbed and blown up onscreen.

>Reporter
"DT"
~~~

>Feel better?

"UGGHH! FINALLY! Took so long so everyone could see this!"

>Was it hard watching the freakouts, knowing what was coming?

"YES! I was so scared they'd wuss out and redo it and tone it down, or just break TBDRLIATU and walk off like that would actually stop me, all because of some backlash. I was going to lose my cookies if I didn't get to wear my costume, Spike worked really hard on this."

>I guess you don't have to worry about that?

"Oh no, next action scene is going to be fun."

>I'm noticing that you're a machine-pony hybrid, and you're hopped up on infusions, and you're going to be fighting Flash and Fizzle. Intentional?

"You know it is, that writer is creepy with his themes and little details. Stuff like planning ahead for TBDRLIATU's freaky movements finally getting addressed, the whole big case thing finally paying off, and healing Flash and Fizzle beforehand. You know, making it a character scene, not just about them getting healed or me getting armor, he is a nutjob about this."

>Does this give any hope the others are fine?

"Let's just say, there's a reason they left me in the building and didn't show me getting hit."

>Ah. Well, let's see where this goes, shall we?

"You won't see it coming."

>I haven't yet. Just one more, for the show?

"Sure... Ahem. Your move, creep."

>eeeee/

>>29662864
Fucking.
Beautiful.

Deep thinking, introspection, beautiful scenery and imagery, and wow what a reveal. That was horror movie tier.

I really don't know how I feel about this new DT

I mean yeah it's cool that she's ready to kick ass but what's really got my noggin a joggin is if she is a permanent half-robo pony now and thoroughly dicks up the whole "child" thing and kicks any dynamic between herself and other fillies in the tail hole. Also how on earth the other characters are going to react to this, my best bet is horror.

>>29662968
Eh.

>>29662864
I do still think the previous story was a bit much that could have been achieved with less, but I will not deny that overall you tied it together and made it thematically relevant to Flash and Fizzle. Creating an opponent that has their stregnths and a hatred for them, and it was their fault both happened, is deeply interesting and this adds a personal flair to it that wasn't there before. While I don't like the brutal scene, I will admit this made it so it wasn't just shock value or just for edges sake, there was a meaning behind it, and regardless of if I like it or not, I can respect that.

>>29662924
... he still beat all of them, though.

>>29663019
Was there really that much of a meaning? Doesn't seem that different.

>>29663044
Personal opinion, of course. But I like that the injuries played an actual part in it. She was beaten very severely, but for a reason. It was tied into her being 'broken' and unable to move and think. Her body was broken, so she questioned if she was broken when she ultimately didn't fear death, but found herself 'whole' again when she realized she did fear for others. It was a really touching scene with Tubbuuhdub where it too only seemed to care about protecting her and didn't fear destruction, even if it turned out to just be following the beacon that SS set off when she walked by(I'm assuming this based on the timeline.) I liked that the injuries meant something to both DT and the story at large, and even if I don't like the leadup I can admit, it's nice that even with the super power armor she's still 'vulnerable'. You know? I appreciate that the author said "Yes I'm giving her super armor, but there's still danger." If you're saying "I still didn't like the beatdown", I agree with you.

>>29662880
Of course not, she's doubling down!

>>29663044
Not that guy, but it seems the meaning was just to give the illusion that she was killed, which prompted the 'no mercy' talk between Flash and Fizzle. Probably could have been achieved without beating her 3/4 to death, and kinda feels 'cheap' now.
Too late to go back now, so it's just whatever.

>>29663072
But I don't want that

DT's character arc ought be curving into a new direction at some point, but this change means she's solidified as "FEED ME CHECHENS" and there won't be any way to fix it.

This all hinges on if it's just armour or actually Million Dollar Filly.

>>29663073
>Not that guy, but it seems the meaning was just to give the illusion that she was killed,

But it did more than that, it put her in a vulnerable state for the rematch in the battle by making her unable to be healed all the way despite the armor, it made it so she couldn't move or feel her spine and then it lead into her acceptance of her 'death' before she came back. The heart to heart with Tabbledabble just would not have fit if she'd just been hit in the gut or something, hell, none of this would have meant as much if she'd just been hit once or twice, why would we think she'd die from her injuries with that? Like I said, I don't like the beatdown but I'm not going to pretend it was just a "Wooo, she might be deeaaaad" moment when it's obvious way more thought went into it.

>>29663084
It's armor.

It's Fillyboom Armor.

Remember? Applejack Vs Applebloom? That's Fillyboom armor.

That's what she's wearing and SS was carrying.

She didn't just get her insides scooped out.

>>29663131
I think that's the case, but I'm not sure, what I read from the story was that the armour-robot did a looooooot of stuff to her.

Involving spinal grafts at the least

NC
>Spike

>...Do I get a ressurection then?

>...Anyone?

>...I never really liked Cowboy Bebop...

>...I'd like to be relevant now...

>...Helloooo?

>...I've had to watch three chunks of masonry nearly smash into me I'm kinda getting antsy

>...DT already had her action scene.... I think.... several months ago?

>...I think I'm due another one.... just for equities sake....

>...Helloooooo?!

>>29663148
>I think that's the case, but I'm not sure, what I read from the story was that the armour-robot did a looooooot of stuff to her.

It was putting her bones back in place because they got fucked up harcore by a super pony's punches and just a brutal dragon who gives no fucks.

She straight up got paralyzed and that thing says it's helping her move.

>Involving spinal grafts at the least

It said alignment and fractures, not grafts.

And it's not an armor robot, the thing talks after it unfolds. Remember? It talked to AJ, it's a little visor thing.

But when it got on Aj it just snapped on automatically.

>>29663117
Eh, not feeling the whole "Am I dead" thing, so her whole talk with her weapon just feels like nothing. She'd still end up with super armor and I'm glad Spike and PJ were 'final' enough that they most likely won't be getting such comebacks.

>>29663185
Right right

So it's not Cyborg DT, it's Power Armour DT.

Which means DT-can-still-be-a-filly-instead-of-a-war-machine.

Stillhopingforthatshiftincharacterisationoneday

>>29663190
>so her whole talk with her weapon just feels like nothing

I disagree heartily on that but I don't know if debating will help, as the "Am I dead" thing was just at the start, and the rest was "Why aren't I afraid of dying?" before "I"m afraid of everyone else dying." And your second point actually makes it even better for me, she'd have always ended up with Super Armor, but to me this actually means something now. She's not just DT in super armor. She's broken inside that thing now, she's actually seriously injured and the magic healing didn't fix it. She's actually paralyzed inside and that puts actual vulnerability in an otherwise super powerup. If she'd just been hit once and fakeout being dead, it would've felt extremely cheap, like she didn't actually earn it and it's just another way to fight. This at least feels like her only way to survive. This is all personal of course and don't mean to argue you just for an opinion, just disagreeing is all.

>>29662864
I'm going to chime in now that initial reactions are slowing down.

Sorry this one took so long to reach fruition, I know some wanted us to jump to explaining sooner, but I just wouldn't have felt right without the SS and F/F setup. Initially, I wanted this moment to come just a weeee bit later, but the timing is close enough I can make it work without interrupting the timeline.

But more importantly, I can finally show why we did what we did, and hope you guys feel a little better and more confident that we have a plan. Not that we know what we're doing, but we like to pretend we do.

But yeah, I kind of feel bad Kid-Killer-Anon had to bear the brunt of that which can't abbreviate without talking about myself in the third person like an apple loving doctor doom but I hope that those who didn't chime in feel like we made a case why it's not just a fakeout or shock value. And for those who don't feel that, we'll keep trying, but it is up to you to help us understand I'm afraid. I rarely post in discussions of any kind, but I listen/

Anyhooo, I'm mostly posting because I need to start crackalacking with 007 and Sunset, and the reveals therein! So my friends, I ask one of you to take up my Super Fighting Filly: Mega Mare! A part of me wanted to do that part myself, but the show must go on, and I'd like to intermingle the next part. I thank you, whatever happens.

As for what part is coming up next, all you need to know is "Glass" is coming up shortly, so keep that in mind with the fight. And yes, the thing in the room before that Fizzle wanted? That's the you know what.

Lots of twists coming up, so hold on, and enjoy.

>>29663290
>"Glass"
BAH GAWHD SHE'S GONNA PILEDRIVE HIM THROUGH THE TABLE

LOOKOUT THERE'S ANOTHER ONE

AND ANOTHER

BAH GAWHD THERE'S GLASS TABLES EVERYWHERE

>>29663290
I can't speak for everybody, but I liked it. It does give a whole lot more meeting to the previous fight that I just think he didn't have before. But then again that's kind of the point isn't it?

You did fine, hope the screaming didn't hurt your spirits none.

>>29663290
ALL HAIL THE TRIUMVIRATE

>>29663312
...AJ appearance hint?

>>29663290
I(LKA) would, but I feel like Kid-Cuddler-Anon(Is that better?) deserves a bit of a fun piece after that last one. If he doesnt want it I'll pick it up and try not to let Sweet Notes fate tempt me(SHES RIGHT THERE) but otherwise I'll let him take a crack at it, enjoy writing another action scene.

If he does, I'll pick up a bit of side work to build up the glass working and give some context to it.

>>29663431
>Kid-Cuddler-Ano

How is that better!?

>>29663160
Stay dead, spike.

It'll hurt less.

>AUJ
"??"
~~~

>...would Ah' look good in a bandanda? Ah' think Ah' would, but Ah' don't wanna cover up mah' necktie... this is a puzzler. Huh, let's see what Ah' look like with it off... Ah' do like it, but mah' glasses make it look weird, let's just take those off and... yep. Ah' can rock a bandana like it owes me money. Take that, me.

SLAM!

"Annnd, thank goodness! Real Applejack!"

>Real!?

"You know what I mean, now hush! I require help!"

>Why would Ah'...

"Aha! That is the reaction I'm looking for! So the speedo is good?"

>...

"Very good! Alright, here!"

>...

"Grease me, I need to get moving"!

>...

"Applejack?"

>...

"Just pop off the lid, it's not on very tight."

>...

"AJ? Come on, I need to get greased."

>...

"Rub me already!'

>...Hold this a second.

"Finally! Are you going to get some gloves or-"

CRASH!

"Not getting gloves? Not getting gloves... is it the flab? I've been working on that! Applejack?... Sorry, Two, I can't get the dog today!"

~RATS!~

>>29663681
>that massive stretch for a Simpsons reference

I'm mildly impressed.

>>29663084
Why would it curve though? She's only going to get better as she gets older.

>>29663515
...you're not inaccurate, but that's kind of dark.

>>29662857
NC
>Fizzle
"Flash"
~~~

>...Flash? Is it normal to shit myself because a filly said something scary?

"Is that filly currently a one ton war machine full o anger and hate?"

>She is.

"Then yes this is totally normal.

>SA
"AJ"
~~~~~

>Giant cake?

"Don't you even think of jumpin' in that!"

>...I wasn't?

"Good. Don't."

>Alright, I won't.

"Good."

>Alright.

"Good!"

>FINE!

"..."

>...What?

"Normally when Ah' tell someone not to do something, that's exactly what they do."

>So-

"So don't mess up a good thing."

>...you're a confusing mare.

"Damn right."

>>29664259
I don't want to beat down, I wanted to be more even handed

>>29664691
Nah, I want a beat down.

>>29663084
>But I don't want that
Psh, speak for yourself because I do.

>>29664994
>speak for yourself
>But I don't want that
Wew.

So how many articles of clothing is AJ expected to wear now?

>>29665519
six if everyone stops adding stuff before its time.

OOCO
>Chitania
"Flash
~~~~
>Hmmm. Sunset really knows how to make 'em.
"C-Chitania..."
>Stop struggling.
"You're hurting- ah!"
>Mmm~ Just let it happen.
"[whimper]"
>Yeah... let's spread this out and... there it is!

Satisfied with her work, Chitania rests her head on his side.

>Mmmm... Nice and fluffy. Ever think about becoming a professional pillow?
"Well, sometimes I think about what it'd be like to just lie down and die..."
>Sheesh. From now on, you're pillow boy. And pillows are fluffy and quiet.
"You sure? I'm pretty good at pillow talk, if that's what you're in the mood for."
>...
"...I'm sor-"
>No, no. Heh. It's nice to see you've got some balls on you, smart ass. Just don't go all dragon boy on me and we're golden."
"O-ok."

He feels her head move up to the side of his neck, her warm breath heavy against his fur.
Though he knows she's (most likely) not going to use them against him, he can't help but feel anxious as he feels her lips curl into a fang-baring smile.

>Good night, pillow boy.
"Good night... heheh..."

~~~~
~I told you Flash is easy to mess with.~
>Ha! You weren't joking.

>>29666227
Wow, Chitty is Ooc here.

She's not Chrysalis

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>>29663431
Oh, don't you worry. Your old buddy KKA will handle DT: The Revengeance. It'll be... terrific.

>>29666435
She's a little drunk, whatever.

>>29666566
Oh my

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Are you pleased by my pie appul hors?

Well now that i read over both, I gotta say...

That fight scene was either really unneccesary, or a massive, MASSIVE, ass-pull

The whole thing about the previous story was that Diamond Tiara was very burtally and surely killed by Fizzle and Flash. They dealt out ridiculous amounts of immiediate and aggravated damage to her that she should be dead and done for, no ward saves, nada.

From what I read, she's got multiple bone fractures, spine's completely bust, major internal organ damage and thus a FUCK ton of internal bleeding. Her torso was practically crushed in multiple vice like blows including one total crush. And her head alone took a battering to leave immense brain damage and skull fractures.

So that's a severe concussion, internal bleeding leeding to neat total blood loss in the cardiovascular system, multiple organ lacerations by way of bone fractures all over the shop, oxygen starvation to the brain and blood cos pop-pop go the lungs, paralysis and loss of nervous control....

Yet... around half an hour later, she... wakes up

You don't... you don't regain consciousness from something like that, particuarly for a filly. Even if those blows don't kill you outright, you're a dead filly by the 5 minute mark.

So she at best retains relatively functioning lungs, heart and brain stem and all nearly all five senses including speech and thought capacity..

...Somehow

And she doesn't suffocate while unconscious under the liquid nitrogen ubble.

So...Why bother going through all the effort of describing how "Oh shit DT's fucking dead" if in the next thread you go "Oh shit DT's not dead though" despite putting her in a situation that leaves her Really Fucking Dead?

Cos now, fuck me, any character thatisn'tChitania can be put through the literal meat grinder and come out ok-dokey. The stakes are rendered null by the fact that she was able to come out so well out of that beating and circumstances.

Now THAT doesn't feel right

>>29667060
>The stakes are rendered null by the fact that she was able to come out so well out of that beating and circumstances.
>she was able to come out so well out of that
>come out so well

Ahahah... hahaha haha HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

No.
She didn't.
But thank you for the heads up about what it LOOKS like!

>>29667060
> she should be dead and done for,.

Incorrect, and I'll(LKA just so nobody can claim I'm sock puppeting) show you how!

>she's got multiple bone fractures,

"Bone fractures" is a completely vague and useless term seeing as there's ton of bones and multiple ways they can be 'fractured', only very few of them fitting your later statements.

>spine's completely bust

Even minor fractures and, more importantly, misalignment can render it useless and completely nonfatally.

>major internal organ damage

"Internal damage" does not mean "Your organs are bust", that's a massive stretch to assume "Internal" exclusively means specific organs AND "Damage" means "Severe enough to render them useless"

> and thus a FUCK ton of internal bleeding.

So long as they fit the previous.

> Her torso was practically crushed in multiple vice like blows including one total crush

No it wasn't, His tail wrapped around her and slammed her into the walls. However, because she was as written 'Screaming', her airways were not being affected enough to close off her throat, and no bones were written breaking.

>So that's a severe concussion,

Which is well known for you coming in and out of consciousness a lot.

>internal bleeding leeding to neat total blood loss in the cardiovascular system,

That is a HUGE assumption with no basis.

> multiple organ lacerations by way of bone fractures all over the shop,

That is a HUGE assumption.

>Oxygen starvation to the brain and blood cos pop-pop go the lungs,

Do I have to say it?

> paralysis and loss of nervous control

The one thing you got right, and that won't kill her.

>Yet... around half an hour later, she... wakes up

Like concussion and trauma victims do. A lot.

> You don't... you don't regain consciousness from something like that

"That", or "That including all this internal damage I said"?

Cause you do wake up from the other.

1/2

>>29667378

>And she doesn't suffocate while unconscious under the liquid nitrogen ubble.

The bubble is not liquid nitrogen, the LN is what cools the stuff trying to get in that's why it occasionally breaks and then air gets in, it happened twice in story.

>despite putting her in a situation that leaves her Really Fucking Dead?

Because it didn't, we did exactly

>Flash hits her in the side, which cracks a rib(Left vague where and how badly so that it doesn't say it punctured anything that would bleed out in about 20 minues or so.)
>Fizzle hits her in the jaw so hard it' knocks out her tooth (to explain the blood coming out of her mouth later but the audience doesn't know that till she's alive.)
>Flash hits her right in the spine(Doy)
>Fizzle wraps her in his tail and squeezes(and we make sure that she can scream and NOT mention anything breaking so that we don't have to explain that)
>Slams her into the wall, slams her into the floor(but never in her neck or head), both times leaving 'red streaks' from her mouth
>Done

But you kind of proved why the way it was written was more important than the actual acts. You imagined how it sounded and filled your head with rupturing internal organs and burst lungs and broken skulls, but it was six hits in total, and none of them fatal shots. You thought "She is super dead" and yet, everything was survivable, even by mlp standards when you re-read it.

That's writing.

>can be put through the literal meat grinder and come out ok-dokey.

Hoookay she is not okay. She is literally half dead, unable to feel anything, and completely reliant on super-armor to move at all, and this is after using up all those healing infusion things. She's very much a broken toy in a shell.

That, I think, is what you're missing with the end. She's not okay, she's very not okay, and if that suit turned off she'd probably keep dying like she was before.

That's why it was important.

>>29667384
>and completely reliant on super-armor to move at all, and this is after using up all those healing infusion things. She's very much a broken toy in a shell.
>That, I think, is what you're missing with the end. She's not okay, she's very not okay, and if that suit turned off she'd probably keep dying like she was before.

Oh

So she's not going to be a normal filly anymore

She's going to be using power armour for good now AND that means she's going to go balls deeper into the "My only purpose is to kill also I'm 12" character

Y-yay

>>29667393
...they can probably fix her when they get out of the war zone...

Shit, they got super-healing magic, or hell regular medicine can fix that with a bit of time. We fix that in OUR world, and we ain't got fuckmagicjuju here.

>SA
"AJ"
~~~

>You ever wonder what life would've been like if Twilight had never made friends with you?

"...."

>Applejack?

"..."

~~~~~

"APPPLLLES! APPPLLLEEES! APPPLLLLEESSSS!"


~~~~~


>APPLEJACK!

"...it was so beautiful..."

>...Huh.

>>29667454
No no no

Apples, farming, family, Ponyville, all the great PERSONAL adventures entailed with them all.

>>29667402
NC
>Twilight
"AJ"
~~~~

>We can rebuild her. Stronger, faster, quicker, more filly-

"JUST TURN HER BACK TO NORMAL!"

>But-

"NO!"

>Awwww...

"..."

>...super fighting filly...mega mare!

"NO!"

>Well licensing that song was a waste.

>Rarity
"???"
~~~

>Appppllleejaccckkkk...

She crept down the halls with the soft steps of a thief. Her grin was impish as it was chilling. She was not alone.

>Apppplleejjaaacckkkk...

With a hint of magic, she unlocked the door leading to her prey. Or would have, had the door not already been unlocked. Too easy...

>Apppplleeejjaaccckkkkk...

With soft steps and her smile growing wider, she approached the bed.

>...APPLEJACK!

"WHA-"

It happened faster than anyone could have followed. All at once, the army of makeup floating to her back descended upon the pony in the bed and consumed them in a cloud of fantastically smelling horror. A flurry of white fluffy pads left behind a mist of white in it's way, red streaks of lipstick shot in and out with expert precision even as her prey fought wildly against it, and eyelashes and mascara snuck in with the final touches to make any mare shine.

>Darling! You look...

Or, in this case, a very confused white stallion.

>Oh.

~AH'M TRYIN' TA" SLEEP, ASSHOLES!~

The mare on the other side of the bed huffed, and stole more of the blankets.

>...ahem. Goodnight, Shining Armor.

Embarrassed, but amused, the white alicorn slipped out into the night.

"...what the fu-"

~BED!~

After a long moments of debate, Shining Armor shook her awake.

"Am... am I-"

~Yer' one ugly ass mare, that eye shadow is completely wrong for you~

With a huff, she curled back up, and in seconds was sleeping.

"...m'not ugly..."

>>29667687
>"...m'not ugly..."
For a second I thought that was Applejack saying that and lemme tell ya I would've LEAPED to jump onto the self-conscious-Applejack train.

kill yourselves degenerates

>>29667687
>Shining was just the dummy to draw the attention of late night stalkers all along

Brilliant

>>29667474
>At least Applebloom wouldn't have gone bonkers....

>Chrysalis
"Changeling'
~~~~

>...why do you have a chipmunk.

"Look, it turns out, there is a castle in Everfree, but there sure ain't no kingdom!"

>I didn't tell you to go to Everfree.

"Right? But I was like "Hey! Diplomacy with whoever lives in there should be easy, that place sucks!"

>This is why I didn't send you on diplomatic missions.

"Buuuuut then it turns out nothing was there."

>How did you not get eaten.

"Funny story, there's waaayyyy less predators in there than before. Like, a lot lot less."

>How do you know that.

"So I go a chipmunk!"

>...

"I named her nibblers."

>...

"She's living with me."

>That is a wild animal.

"I already got her a tree to live in and chipmunk food, gosh."

>You can't just... you're covered in bite marks.

"The animals around Ponyville are super weird."

>...I...

"She's fuzzy."

>...just go to your room.

"Can do! Come, Nibblers!.. OW! Heh, that's why I call her nibblers!"

>...

"Because she nibbles a lot-"

>Just go.

"Kay!"

With a ZIP! The oblivious changeling ran off, chipmunk in his hooves biting all the way.

>...I think I need to go talk to somebody, I might be going slightly mad.

>>29668051
Would Flutters be ticked or happy there?

>>29666435
Little bit, yeah. Okay, lotta bit, like all the bit, that's super not-Chitty, but eh. Just fix it for next time.

>>29667718
Why

>>29668334
She's done stranger things. What exactly is not her?

>>29668334
OOCO
>Chitty
"Flash"
~~~~

>Are you going to die?

"Sometimes I feel like I should already."

>Don't die.

"Sure, I'll get right on that."

>Good.

"...Are you going to keep hitting me?"

>Will hitting you make you die?

"You know there's a decent chance of yes on that."

>Then no, I'm not going to kill you.

"Huh. Never thought I'd hear that from you."

>Sunset says she has uses for you.

"Annnnd, there it is."

>Don't die until she's done using you.

"Yes ma'am, my servitude to being punched until I'm dead is secure."

>Good.

"Can I get up now?"

>No. Think about what you did.

"The scream?"

>Screaming is bad.

"No screaming, gotcha."

>Don't die.

"Yes ma'am."

>...

"Thank you for wanting me not to die, you're literally like the third one so far."

>Do you want me to die?

"I do not. I'd rather you lived."

>Then you get to be fourth who doesn't want me dead.

"...we're pretty loved, I guess."

>Hrm.

>>29668655
>She's done stranger things

No she hasn't. She's playful sometimes, yeah, but if you look back you might be shocked to realize she never does innuendo stuff or tries to play with someone in a sexual manner to make them uncomfortable, she is freakishly asexual in her gags(to the point I'm pretty sure it's intentional) and she's always the one being weirded out when someone like Sunset does it to her, she never does it back.

Bigger issue though is she hasn't ever shown an interest with 'messing with someone' in a way besides in fights.

The characterization she had there was just Chrysalis to Shining, nothing "Chitty" about it at all. I don't know if I'm the right person to describe it, but just look back on her interactions with Sunset when Sunny still hated her.

>>29668697
I kinda get what you're saying about the innuendo thing, because that is just Chrysalis's shtick and doesn't fit her, but she does mess with someone on occasion. Yes, it's mostly show of strength like challenging Applejack or someone like her to take a shot or when she scares someone just by looking at them funny, but she'll mess with someone in regular ways too. She can make jokes and laugh like everyone else, even if she does like just being a spectator about it a lot, like with Fizzle's early attempts at negging her. The only exception I think she's ever had to never ever messing with is 13, who she always treats like a piece of glass who'll break if she's not direct and soft too. Nailed it on the head with the sexual play though. She's not oblivious or adverse to sex, she never freaks out or anything when she sees it, she just has this frankly really damn odd detachment from it, like it doesn't even exist as a concept with her. She always reacts so weird when Sunset gets huggy buggy and personal, not like she's uncomfortable or disturbed but more like she's just confused, and she to this day does not realize her mom destroyed more carpet than a wheat thresher on the loose in a loom factory, or if she does it took her a while. Again, she knows of it, she obviously isn't uncomfortable or disturbed if someone brings it up and talks about it, obviously Sweet Note wouldn't shut the fuck up about offering in the early days and she just turned her down without a care, but outside of that it's a non-entity to her.

Chitty and sexuality is a very strange thing we really have not explored.

>>29668810
Maybe...

NC
>Chitty
"Sunset'
'Sweet Note'
~~~

>Hrm...

"Aww, widdle Chitty's all grumpy."

'Ya'll think it's because we came up to the sex scene in the movie?'

"What's the matter? Jealous?"

'Now sugar bean, you know that ain't true! I'd let you have a ride any day and every day right after!'

"Maybe she's saving herself for the right mare? I knew you were watching me weird in the shower!"

'Ooooohhh! Chitty's peeping?'

"You know you can't resist."

>...I have a confession to both of you.

"..."

'...Yeah?'

>...I don't know what Chrysalis told you, but changelings can't magic up dicks, I'm sorry.

"..."

'...w-what.'

>I can't make a dick. I know you probably assumed I could, but I can't, that's not something changelings can do.

"What!?"

'We didn't think you could do that!... i kinda hoped but I wasn't banking on it.'

>Oh.

"..."

'..'

>So you do both know I'm a mare, right? I know I look more stallion than most stallions, but she doesn't call me 'mom' because I'm post-op or something. I'm a mare.

"W-we know?"

'How did you think we didn't know?"

>...Wait, I'm confused, then why do you keep offering to have sex with me?

'...WHAT.'

"You can have sex with just mares, Chitty."

>..............lies.

"Wha-"

>LIES!

STOMP STOMP STOMP!

'...Huh.'

"Is she heading for my computer room?'

'What do you think she's going to look up?'

>WHAT THE FUCK!?... HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS WORK!?'

"I have an idea."

'Think she'll wanna try it?'

>I DON'T LIKE THIS! I DON'T LIKE THIS INFORMATION AT ALL!

'Aww.'

>>29668657
Too damn adorable.

>>29668697
>>29668810
Might be that she loosened up after months with the guys I guess, even if she wasn't really hardcore or anything before. She's just really blunt.

>>29668868
I would not mind doing a variation for this in canon someday.

>>29668657
Now see, that was Chitty, and heartwarming.

>SA
"Big Mac"
~~~

>Big Mac? I need an opinion from another stallion on this. Would you mind helping me out?

"Eeyyyuppp."

>Okay, so, this is going to sound weird, so please promise you won't look at me weird.

"Eeeeuuuup."

>I'm serious, I'm really asking here, don't think it's weird.

"Eeeeeyup."

>Okay, so, here goes...would I be a pretty mare?

"..."

>...It sounds weird, doesn't it?

"..."

>I... look, forget I said it-

"Eeeenope."

>Wait, are you saying you won't forget?

"Nope."

>So... do you mean that I wouldn't make a pretty mare?

"Eeeyup."

>I wouldn't!?

"Nope."

>Not even a little bit!?

"Nnnnope."

>How do you know?

"..."

Shuffle.

"Why I do decalre, you would be the most unsightly of mares I ever did lay my grACIOUS eyes upon, as unfair as a winters day before the first snow ever fell, ya' hear?"

>...

"Now don't fret none my little darling, you've got strengths in other areas, but as far as ever being a pretty little thing goes, it's simply a cool summer breeze on the hottest of days, nothing more than something that needs to pass to feel good again. I do so declare, you're fine otherwise!"

>...Thanks?

Shuffle.

"Eyyyyup."

>...I feel something. I don't know what it is, but something.

"Eyup."

>>29669426
>On that day, Shiny learned something about himself he never wanted to know

>>29667454
>Huh. I wonder what I would've been like if I never met Cadence-

~~~~~~

>What do you mean, you're breaking up with me!? This is our first date!

~Meh.~

>Sixteen times in a row!? HOW DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING!?

~~~~

>...Meh, probably about the same amount of sex...

>>29668657
OOCO
>Chitania
"Flash"
~~~~

>...

"...Soooo..."

>...

"You were a Queen?"

>Careful.

"Er, are a Queen?"

>Better.

"But you have no Hive."

>I don't recall needing subjects to be a Queen.

"You uh..."

>...

"You're totally right."

>Good.

"But wouldn't it be nice to have an actual Kingdom again?"

>What do you call this place I'm living in and command?

"...so does that make Sunset co-Queen?"

>I counted six fucking princesses last i checked.

"Point. Very good point, you win."

>Story of my life.

"So, Queen and co-queen, gotcha. And I'm?"

>Royal guard.

"..."

>What?

"My life went full circle, somehow..."

>>29670032
...holy shit it did!

>>29670148
>Oh my god, I just went from being a cyborg serving under one crazy ass mad scientist royal to another...

>>29666566
Just don't break the glass, we can't fix it twice without being weird.

>>29667522
Hah!

OOCO
>Chitania
"Flash"
~~~~

"So, Chitania- I mean, Queen Chitania?"

>Yeah?

"Can I be... Captain of the Royal Guard?"

>...Captain?

"Yeah- uh, yes."

>...

"...Please?"

>...Fine. You're the Captain now.

"Just like that? No pomp and circumstance? No tearful speech?"

>I'm the Queen. I do whatever the hell I want.

"Right! Sorry..."

>Mm.

"...But, in that case...

>What is it now?

"Could you make me a King?"

>I... what?

"I mean, uh, King of... King of the Royal Captains."

>...

"...Or, you know, King of things..."

>...
She cocks an eyebrow.

"Or, I'll just settle for Captain and work my way up?"

>You've got a pretty steep hill to climb, that's for fucking sure.

"I'm a pegasus, though. I could just fly... up...

>...

"Shutting up now."

>>29670801
Holy shit that was weirdly adorable.

>>29670801
'Fizzle'
~~~~

'HEY!'

>What?

'I wanted to be captain!'

>Well you can't, I made him captain.

'That's not fair! I demand a piece of that action!'

>Fine, you can be private.

"What!?"

'Ha! Eat it, Flash! Private Fizzle, you hear that!? What now!? What!? Now!?'

>If you get closer to me I'm going to punch.

'I'm going to my PRIVATE training session now... get it?'

"I..."

'Why don't you go off to a captain training session-oh wait! HA! HA HA HA!'

SLAM!

"Err, So do you know what that means?'

>Yes, I know what part it's referring to.

"But it's also lower on the rank-"

>I know, but calling him a little dick was getting repetitive.

"...Can I hoof bump you?"

>You may not.

"Aw."

>>29670860
>"...Can I hoof bump you?"
>>You may not.

Best ling.

>>29670860
>>29670801
I'm liking these way more than I thought I would

>>29670860
Damn, that was cold

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Non-Canon
>AJ
"Rarity"
~~~~
The fireplace crackles.
>Welcome to Fireside /pa/ with your hosts Applejack.

"And Rarity~"

>It's during this time that we fix things in our sleep. Now what do you have for us, Rarity?

"I mostly wanted to check on how you were doing actually."

>Ah' sealed up Quacky's hole with duct tape, but Ah' noticed the hot water wasn't working anymore, so Ah' had to fix that. Then the new spout fell off and I had to fix that again.

"Darling, if it's that much trouble we really should get a new Quacky."

>Ah' can't believe this. Is this the full extent of my fixes? Quacky deserves better than that. Is this a metaphor? That Ah' can't fix everything?

"Uh, you're taking this a little hard. Honestly it's okay to get a replacement. What's a few bits for peace of mind?"

>Fine...you win. We'll get a new Quacky.

"Finally."

>Another problem solved. Thanks for joining us on...

>"The Fireside."

>...Quacky's going to haunt my dreams.

>>29671555
Quacky no!

>>29670809
I almost hnnng'd a little.

>>29670801
Oh I just can't wait to be king

>>29672388
NC
>FS
“???”
‘???’
~~~~

>And welcome to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time content doesn’t matter, but we will not be forgotten. Our next guests are changing things up a bit, this time they’re in front of the camera instead of behind! Please welcome Big Shot and Tracy Flash.

“You stole my scoop!”

‘Not sorry.’

“After all I did for you!”

‘Not sorry!’

>Now, this does seem a bit harsh-

‘I’m not sorry! This was the biggest scoop of the year! He didn’t want me to snap it up, should have taken it himself.’

“I thought we could share it and both get a boost. Clearly I shouldn’t have told you!”

‘Name of the game!’

>Well, I just don’t know if we can fix this one. She seems unrepentant and there’s no reason to forgive her or forget it if she’s so uncaring.

“Damn straight!”

‘Hrmph!’

>…Huh. I don’t know what to do now.

“I’m done. Are you done?”

‘Totally done!’

>Well, I suppose it doesn’t matter if we have time left. As always, stay kind… oh dear, this is going to bother me something fierce.

>>29672432
The problem wasn't fixed? This feels wrong for some reason...

>>29672432
A friendship wasn't fantastically fixed!?

Blasphemy!

>AJ
“Celestia”
~~~

>Ya’ll got a loofa in here?

“Applejack! Breaking into my personal, private bathroom!? How utterly disrespectful! I can’t believe that you of all ponies would break such a sanctum of privacy!”

>…

“Really, I’ve never been so upset in my life. To think that you would just burst in here, not even a knock! What if I’d been on the throne, so to speak? What if I’d been doing my business and had you just waltz in without a care? What then, Applejack? I’d have been so shamed, but now I’m only furious! For shame, Applejack! For! Shame!”

>…So yes, ya’ stole mah’ loofa.

“I did that.”

>And-

“And you don’t want it back.”

>Dang it, Celestia!

“Look when you’ve got as much ground to cover as me-“

>Gad DANG IT!

SLAM!

“Did you want your shampoo back too?”

>No! Ah’ don’t want mah’ hair to get stained by all the bleach Ah’ put in it!

“…well played, Applejack… well played.”

>>29673146
>Blondlestia

...weirdly attractive thought.

>SA
“42”
~Cadence~
~~~

>…

“…zzz…”

~…Uh-~

>H-heellllppp...

~Shiny-~

>Shhh.

~…~

“…zzz…”

>She fell asleep trying to hoof wrestle me.

~…Oh.~

“…zzz…”

>My leg has been numb for hours.

“…zzz…”

>I can’t get the heart to move.

~…~

“…zzz…”

>Help, please?

~…~

“…zzzz…”

~Sure.~

>Oh thank-

Pft!

>…

~There, now both sides are covered.~

>…whyyyy

~Nap time…~

>Cadence nooooo…

~Zzzz..~

>…

“…zzz..”

~…zzz..~

>…It hurts but I can’t move.

>>29673442
(18)
~~~~

(…)

>Oh, thank goodness. Eighteen, help me get out of-

Pft!

>…

(Zzzz…)

“…zzz…”

~Zzzz…~

>Help.

>>29673587
{Celestia}
=Spitfire=
~~~~

{…}

=…=

>Someone please-

PFT PFT!

{Mmm… so snuggly and warm.}

=I get the foofy part.=

>Don’t you-

(=Zzzzzzz…=}

“…zzz…”

~Zzzz…~

(Zzn…)

>….I’m going to die in here.

>>29673648
This is getting too adorable!

>>29673648
+Chrysalis+
~~~~

+…+

“…zzz..”

~Zzzz…~

(Zzzz…)

{Zzzz..}

=Zzzz..=

>T-teleport me… teleport…I can’t feel my… I’m losing feeling in-

PFT!

+I needed this so bad. So. So. So bad. This is the best. This is my happy place.+

>N-noooo…

+Happpyyy…zzz…+

>…I’m going to die in here…

>>29673808
Here lies Shiny.

Snuggled to death beneath a bunch of mares.

>>29673808
~Applejack~

Zzzzz

>Applejack....I beg you.... kill me....

Zzz...

~...~

>...No.... d-don'-

~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

>.......

~...Sorry y'all, jes' had a moment...

>...wuh...

~S'outta mah system... jess' had t' umm... yeah

...

~Ah'm gonna-~

"Kill her"

>>29673848
Oh boo hoo hoo, cry me a river, Casanova.

>>29673808
^Two^
~~~~

^…^

+Zzzzhapppyyy…+

“…zzz….”

~Zzzz…~

(Zzzz…)

{Zzzz..}

=Zzzz..=

>…do it… go ahead… dooooo iitttt…

pip!

^Snuggasnugga…bugglesnug…zzz…^

>…why won’t I break... break me…. Eennnd thiiissss..

^Snuguuu..^

+happpyzzzz…+

“…zzz….”

~Zzzz…~

(Zzzz…)

{Zzzz..}

=Zzzz..=

>…eeennndd…

>>29673877
Sorry, had to get that one in, the mental image was too strong!

>>29673855
Why does she scream?

>>29673855
Here lies AJ.

Lasered to death by all the super mares

We'd hold an open casket, but an open Dixie cup will have to do.

>>29673855
Cute!

>>29673877
Cuter!

So much cute ponies!

>>29673886
Clearly, she's ticked that she didn't get invited.

>>29673886
{Ok, what happened}

~...~

{Yes yes it's hard to speak through the cast, but you're a tough pony, will yourself through it}

~...~

{No, I cannot understand what you're syaing through sporadic eye darting, cut it out}

~...~

{I feel like you're trying to crack a joke at me}

~...ff...~

{Oh hold on, she speaks, go on}

~...F.....F.e...~

{Almost there, what made you scream?}

~Fear~

{...Oh?}

~Fear~

{...Should I... be worried}

~No~

{...}

~Jess' me~

>>29674171
Fear...

Of rejection?

>>29674437
Being loved by no one

>Rarity
“AJ”
~~~~

“Ah’ did something!”

>Good for you, darling! Here’s a blue ribbon!

“Aw, shucks, Ah’- wait, why does this have a-“

>Snip snip!

“…did you just happen ta’ have a blue ribbon from yer’ dress and gave it to me?”

>I put a little gold star on it, does it feel less special?

“…it strangely don’t.”

>Atta girl. Good job!

“This feels more patronizing than before.”

>Who’s a good Applejack?

“Stop.”

>>29674690
~Ah' want a giant pile of bodies to hug tooo...~

>....nooooo-

Pft!

~Mmmm, that's nice.~

>NOOOOOOO

So! It's an incredibly windy day, and here I am coming back from the store, enjoying the breeze that keeps knocking my jacket hood back every so often...

Then suddenly, WHAP!

I get hit in the face with something! I peel it off my glasses and guess who I see before my very eyes?

I see that old horndog, Ben Franklin staring me in the face... Guess whose buying a medium tablet and all the fixins now buckos!?

WOOT WOOT! FUCKING SKY MONEY!!!

>>29675188
Holy shit, that's magical.

>>29675099
~....It's not enough~

>I.... I have nothing else to give

~No, Ah' mean, jess' huggin' ain't enough

>Please no

~...AH'M SO ALOOOHOHOOOOOONE~

>O-oh

~AH'M AN UNLOVEABLE MEEHHEHHEEEES

>T-his is... so much worse... noooooo

>>29675221
(SHUT UP!)

{WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP!}

=I do hate you though.=

~It's hard enough to sleep with the damn aches!... Wait am I Cadence or am I Applejack? This got confusing with the continuation getting co-opted.~

^Snugggguuu...^

+I like you..+

~AH'M UNLOVABLE-see that's how ya' know it's me. Ahem. MEHEEEE!~

>I literally can't breath right now.

"Snk... WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM!?"

>>29675250
>"Snk... WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM!?"

And you're not topping that.

Good show, everyone.

>>29675250
>>29675270

@Penis!@

>w-who?

>Twilight
"Rarity"
~~~

>I don't know what I expected.

"Was it a brilliant burst of color? A wonderful tapestry of design? A bountiful harvest for the eyes? I deliver all and more, darling."

>I meant the money.

"Oh, yes. Well, as it turns out, we have quite the tax evasion problem."

>...

"Had quite the tax evasion problem."

>How did you even get this information?

"Magic."

>...

"Friendship?"

>...

"Friendship is-"

>Don't.

"You're no fun."

>You know what, I don't want to know.

"Are you sure?"

>No, I don't.

"It's quite intriguing!"

>Is someone paying off an annoyed secretary and giving them a new dress really that intriguing?

"..."

>...

"...well I think it is."

>Good job, you did a good thing, I'm leaving.

"No fun at all, darling!"

>LEAVING!

>>29675567
That's what you get for doing work! Hatred and sorrow

>>29672817
She's slipping!

She needs some intervention here!

>Pennydrop
"Captain"
~~~~~~

"How do you think they're doing?"

The mare didn't say a word. She just did what she had so far instead, watched.

"We're out of range for the cameras resolution to pick up, but I mean... we can see that, it's pretty obvious."

He was probably referring to one of the numerous times that a beam of energy had cut loose out of the side of the buildings, or perhaps he meant that time massive explosions had ripped out the side.

"What do you think it means?"

Or, even more likely, he meant the sudden removal of vast swaths of sections falling loose. Chunks of building were ripping off and raining down into a twisted heap on the ground. They likely would have smashed any pony beneath it, had any actually been left.

"Do you think..."

The fact they'd all escaped, and known they had to escape, did not bode well. It could only mean two things, either they'd seen the devastation coming and made the calls themselves...

"Do you think they're in trouble?"

Or they'd been caught and were one by one swiftly being dealt with. It said something that over time, the attacks had grown far fewer, and far longer inbetween. What it meant when the rain of buildings continued to fall, she dared not even guess. It could mean nothing. It could mean everything.

"Should we..."

It could mean a more direct hoof was required.

"...Report! Any news from the team? Anything made through at tall? Something?"

The pony across the bridge with earphones pressed tightly to their head shook in a negative to his call.

1/2

>>29676067

"Still nothing? So they haven't gotten rid of the jammers... or maybe there's nothing left to jam."

Whatever surrounded the building had ensured that there was no signals to be had or warning of what was going on. Even the lifesigns of all of them had long since gone flat, and it was up to chance if that was accurate or completely false. So long as the worst of it stayed in place, they were blind, only able to see the rain of glass and broken chunks fall off like everyone else.

"What do we do? Should we wait longer? If we engaged, we'd kill whoever was left. If they're winning, we might ruin everything. If they've already lost..."

Useless, despite all they were capable of, all of their power.

>...Be calm.

Or so they thought.

>We have a duty to Equestria, and more importantly the world. Everyone, prepare for the moment a direct intervention is required. In the event it is...

Mentally, she had already started writing her speech in the aftermath.

>Then we'll honor those who fought and died for us, however their end came.

Whatever way the dice fell, in the end, only one thing was certain.

>One way or another... they'll be remembered as heroes.

She would win, in the end.

>>29676079
Unfortunatley, such hope she found was cut off.

Literally so, as all those onboard caught only a glimpse of light before a similar blue beam of light lanced haphazardly in the ships direction

Pennydrop was unable to even utter an "Oh" of surprise before she and the ship were quietly vaporized into nothingness

>>29676111
...?

>>29674690
>That "AJ has nobody to love her" meme

AUJ.

You're thinking of AUJ

>>29676338
>Ah' literally have nobody who loves me...
>BUT AT LEAS MAH' EQUESTRIA IS FUCKING AWESOME!

>>29676469
Sure it is.

>>29676111
That would legit be hilarious, but I'm just expecting "Metal Deer, again, because MGS references are so damn funny."