You will never be the Mane Six's lonely single father

It's ded

>>29655627
op here
i dont care
i will keep it alive just like they do with a brain dead person so that the organs stay fresh for harvesting (went a bit dark there)

>>29655604
/r/ing short green of Anon dad with Trixie daughter of any age. make it cute.

>>29655688
op here
i cant write if my live depents on it
so i hope that any writer pickes up this
becaus it sounds nice

>>29655604
Whoo, I did something finally!

>>29651726
>1:00
>Scoob pulls the van into the parking space, and unlocks the car doors.
“Alright, c’mon, Twi. Let’s get ya some clean clothes on,” you say, stepping out of the passenger seat.
>Twilight, however, holds a strange expression, resistant and hesitant to exit the vehicle.
>“But I’m covered in Spike’s pee...I’m not sure I wanna be seen out like this…”
>You raise your brows.
“Twilight. Look at this exit.
>The only things here is a McDonald’s gas-station with an arch broken down on an old car and skeletons inside, a shack consisting of two fine gentlemen selling crocodile skulls, a goodwill about the size of a cottage with no roof, a graveyard with more skeletons and crocodile skulls, and a Wendy’s that is quite literally on fire. Oh. Wait. That’s just another McDonald’s... but it’s still on fire, presumably having skeletons inside it, or is about to.”
>“But are their people who’re looking at us? I-I don’t really wanna be seen...”
“There’s nobody here hun, so just hurry it up already. Those two men selling the crocodile skulls are probably blind. You can tell because they both have eye patches over both their eyes.”
>“...Well, okay. If you say so, Mister Anon.”
>She steps out of the car, her purple plaid skirt with its piss-soaked lap looking like it was she herself who has had an accident.
>Her lavender cheeks turn into a faint glow of scarlet due to this.
>Perhaps no one would see her, but the situation itself is embarrassing, and the anxiety its giving her is awful..
“C’mon. We gotta get your clothes from the trunk.”
>You open said trunk and rummage for her duffle bag.
>It’s easy to find.
>You pull it out of the trunk and place it on the gravelly ground.
“Alright, get your clothes out.”
>Through her glasses, she gives an unsure look at you but unzips her bag nonetheless.
>She has spare clothes.
>She’s always got a plan B for something.

>>29656022
>1:01
>“So, uh, Mister Anon?”
“Yes, Twilight?”
>“Where am I supposed to change?”
“...That is a good question.”

PASTEBIN UPDATED
http://pastebin.com/6yzn7tfa

>>29656041
nice one!

>>29655684
Look man I wanted to say before you archived the other that I wanted to help you make the new thread and set you up for success. Kinda late in this one but when I get home we can talk if you'd like.

>>29656184
i did not archive it
it archived itself

but i love to get imput on it

>>29656272
come to
https://www.rizon.net/chat
#dadnonymous

>>29656041
Welcome back beans

is the op here?

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>>29656041
cheers for updating the pastebin

>>29655604
Why is twilight a nigger

>>29659464
I dunno, why the fuck would they be wearing denim short-shorts that late at night?

>>29658677
Op here
Yes I am here

>>29659464
the artist is probably a nigger

Mother fuckers, I saw Skull Island.

That aftercredits scene's got me skreeonked.

Oh, and expect more green tonight.

>>29655684
There's a place for that if you're interested.
>>29651032

>>29659886
>>29660219
if you are still here op go to that rizon site and we can chat live so that we can talk about the thread and what we can do
also beans if you came thatd be swell

Will do
But I am currently at work
GMT +1 time zone

>>29660267
how many hours till off? I got stuff i can do in meantime and am off today

>>29660271
In about 4 hours I should be free

>>29656041
>1:02
>Twilight stares at you.
>Well, more like gawking instead staring.
>So, yeah.
>She gawks at you.
>“You want me to change WHERE?”
“Behind the van! I dunno! That weird-ass Goodwill without a roof doesn’t have a bathroom and those people at the crocodile skull shack have not moved so I’m pretty sure they’re dead. Just go and hide behind the van and change for Godzilla’s sake!”
>“B-but what if...?”
“Twilight. Nobody. Can. See. You. Are we clear?”
>“Yeah, no one can see me but YOU!”
>You sigh.
“I’ll turn around!”
>“Yeah, but--”
“Twilight. I am your adoptive father. There is no way for you to not trust me. I’d never, ever look at you disrobe if you weren’t comfortable.”
>“...Really?”
“Really.”
>Her lips purse into a straight line, her brow furrowed.
>“P-promise?”
“I promise.”
>She looks into your eyes, waits a moment, and then breaks away from them.
>“Okay...I believe you. Um, turn around please. And, um, let me know if anyone comes by so I can cover myself.”
“Alright.”
>And with that, you turn around, back facing towards her.
>The rest of the kids can’t see out of the windows due to where Twilight is behind it, the numerous piles of luggage in the trunk somewhat covering her reflection in the rear-view mirror.
>The side mirrors do not reach her either, thankfully.
>You hear her removing the piss-stained clothing slowly.

>1:03
>She sure does take her time.
>Normal for a teenager, though.
>I mean, they always want shit at their own pace, not their parents’ or teachers’.
>You remember when you were a teen…
>Probably because they were weird years, man.
>Like, really, really weird.
“You done yet, Twi?”
>“Um, no. S-sorry. I’ll try to hurry up.”
“Alright then.”
>She doesn’t hurry.
>Not from the sound of it, at least.

>>29655604
Okay i just marathoned all 4 EqG movies. Why the hate ? I mean, it's not really canon (at least according to 4chan), it's just movies on their own. Even though there were cringeworthy scenes at times (and TS changing boyfriends like socks didn't really help), music was nice, animation was fine and some jokes were actually funny. Is there something wrong with the movies i didn't noticed or does /mlp/ don't know how to have fun anymore ?

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>>29662564
It's funny because she wants him to look. She's a hyooge soon-dairy.

le bump

>>29662637
I don't know
But I do share your opinion
As a animation movie on there own there good

>>29662637
Only Rainbow Rocks was good, the rest were either bad or lame.

>>29666280
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>>29666298
ayyy