Would you bang your mother /MLP/?

>>29653622
>/MLP/
Lurk more.

>>29653622
I love my mother enough that if she asked, I would oblige. However it's not something I would attempt to initiate, nor something I even fantasize about.

Ofcourse not, she's not a horse.

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>>29653622
Mind says no
Dubs say yes

>>29653622
not my mother but I would this mother

If my mom banged me it would be the most attention she's ever given me in my life

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>>29653622
I don't even like being in the same room as her, so, no.

>>29653622
No, she's like 60 years old.

>>29654002
Fuck man, that's really sad. Sorry about your mom bro

>>29653622
No I wouldn't, but I would bang Buttons mum.

>>29654197

Same here. I would also bang Twilight's mom.

>>29653622
no, she's a fucking train wreck

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Yes

>>29654059
It's fine. At least my dad remembered to spend time with me and treat me like a son.

I was always so excited for the weekend

>>29654197
I would bang Button

>>29653622
Not my mother, but I would bang everyone elses mom.

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>>29654260
Why is she so cute?

>>29653622

I just want a story about Anon marrying Button's Mom, being a great step-dad for Button, and giving that mare the love, affection and gratuitous amounts of sex she deserves.

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>>29655558

>>29655558
>>29655555

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>>29653626
>I love my mother enough that if she asked, I would oblige.

>>29653626
same t b h f a m

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>>29653622
>/MLP/
You have to go back

About a decade too late. In theory though, yes. Especially if I was button.

>>29655638
>The year is 2017
>It's been 14 years now that 4chan came to the internet
>And there are still people announcing sages
>And there are still people saging with an image
>And this will continue

bump for great justice

Nah. She's been dead for over 13 years.

>>29653622
Shadman would.

>>29657234
Would you go munging then?

>>29653622
I would if she was as hot as Button's mom.

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Momma body. Mmmm.

>Mom wants to fug.
>Decide why not, only female to want to give my dick attention.
>She is slightly pudgy.
>That's gross.
>She never shaved.
>She wants me to do all the work, she jiggles slightly, so I have to do all the work while choking back barf.
>Cum inside.
>Am now my own uncle.

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>>29655558

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My mother is an abusive pill head. I wish something would put me out of my misery

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>>29655558

>>29657602
Give her your medication.

>>29653626
this is a dutyfull son if i ever seen one

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>>29655558

>>29653622
Pretty hard to bang a corpse niggerfaggot.

TBHAROU I wouldn't even fuck a poner anymore.

I prefer good old fashioned 3d waifu puss now.

>>29653640
That english in the image is shit.
That image is shit.
Your shit.
This whole thread is shit
EAT SHIT FAGGOTS!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Having sex with your mother isn't all it's cracked up to be...

>>29658508
fake and gay

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>>29655558
Really?

>>29653622
I would mash her button

>>29658630
I'd beat her high score.

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>>29655558
too late

>>29653622
Nah, I don't love my mom like that.
I would bang and marry my big sister, if I had one.

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MOMMY
O
M
M
Y

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>>29655558

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>>29658507
*you're

>>29655558
No

>>29655558
cunt

>>29658734
No you wouldn't.
You don't want a big sister.
Very rarely are big sisters nice.
Mine was a cunt like most and you wouldn't be attracted to her at all.
People with incest fetishes are usually only childs.

>>29653622
Why is there so much porn of Button Mash and his mom?

>>29659241
>No you wouldn't.
Yes I do.

>You don't want a big sister.
Yes I do. I want a big sister to kiss and love.

>Very rarely are big sisters nice.
My experience with people having big sisters tells me a different story.

>Mine was a cunt like most and you wouldn't be attracted to her at all.
Oh, so you are just projecting your shitty relationship with your sister. Nice.

>People with incest fetishes are usually only childs.
Kek, I'm the oldest of 3 kids, but do go on with your suppositions.

>>29659286
>Oh, so you are just projecting your shitty relationship with your sister. Nice.
Maybe
But there is still a 50/50 chance your sister would be a cunt that you wouldn't want to fuck.

For statistic purposes, can you tell me who your waifu is?

>>29659241
>People with incest fetishes are usually only childs
>tfw have a literal 10/10 sister
>tfw would bang her instantly
>tfw no face

>>29659308
The thought of fucking my sister makes me physically ill.
I'd rather fuck a chicken before I fuck my sister.

>>29653622
Buttons mom could diaper me

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>>29655558

>>29659321
I want to be diapered by Button's mom and play video games with diapered Button

>>29653622
My mom?

Fuck no, she's morbidly obese and showers about once every month.

Would I fuck that mom though?

hell yes

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>>29655558
You got me there desu~

>>29655558
Fuck you.

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>>29659300
>But there is still a 50/50 chance your sister would be a cunt that you wouldn't want to fuck.
You could say that about every family relationship. big/little brother, big/little sister, mother-father, etc, there is a chance you end up with one of them (or if you are very lucky, all your family) being a cunt.

>For statistic purposes, can you tell me who your waifu is?
That's kind of hard to say, since my waifu is a fusion of many characters sprinkled with a few more things to fill the gaps of her personality + some fetishes.

But, one of those character is Maud Pie, since she remind me of a teacher I had a crush on.

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>>29655558

>>29659382
Your teacher must have had the personality depth of a sheet of A4 paper.

>>29659382
Wtf I want to impregnate your teacher now

>>29659397
How dare you sir, my teacher had a very lovely personality, she was more reserved with her feelings and was pretty stoic.

But, being honest, my teacher was kind of like Maud, but instead of being obsessed with rock she was obsessed with history, specifically the ancient wars witch got me liking history and stoic monotone-vocie women.

>>29659407
Oh Anon, you have no idea how many wet dreams I had about that when I became a teenager. But you probably wouldn't like her, since she was the oppose of Thicc and had a pretty flat-chest and no hips to talk about, unless you do, in that case good taste bro.

>tfw your teacher ruins your sexual appetite for other girls around you since sticc no-hips dfc girl are barely a thing in your country
>tfw you recently have become interested in tall girls, so is worse than before, since girls here are smaller than you
T-thanks miss Miranda.

>>29654475
But anon, that's hot!

>>29659847
I want to make Button happy

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>>29653626
I know its pretty weird, but I feel the same here. I would never dream of violating my mother, because I love her very much. However, she has a lot of trouble with men and can never hold a relationship after having divorced my dad. This is mostly because she works retail hours and is generally looking for a relationship and never sex. I'm pretty much the only guy my mom talks to a lot and it makes me sad to see her unable to find a relationship. It baffles me because she is 48 and looks very attractive for her age. So ironic to me that a person can hold relatively good looks at that age, but not be able to just find a partner who loves them for who they are. So my answer to that question is yes, if only because I wish I could help my mother feel better about herself and because she is pretty fuckable looking. I also get how fucked up this sounds, but I doubt anyone would want to fuck their mom without some sort of complex mental gymnastics or mental problems.

>>29660125
That's almost my situation as well which is why I said it. She still looks fantastic and has looked for new relationships, but none of them pan out. She works hard and comes home to an empty house and she's always stressed. It'd be nice to be able to do something to relieve that stress and make her feel attractive.

Mum's a cunt, so no, unfortunately.

>>29660133
I feel the same. The irony is that expressing such a longing in any sort of sexual manner would most certainly have the opposite effect. All I can do is love my mom, and be there for her.

>>29659241
I have an incest fetish because when I was 9 I fucked my then 14 yr old sister's brains out for about a year
It was both the best and only sex i've ever had
>>29659245
Because incest is best

>>29660154
That's the shitty part of the deal, isn't it? There's no good way to let your mother know if she wants you then you're hers without her likely, and with good reason, thinking you have some sort of mental problem.

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>>29660181
Pretty much.

>>29653622
I have no desire to sleep with a person who was a heavy drug user, changed my last name to get me taken away from my father to go live with her and the piece of shit boytoy she had at the time,had multiple failed marriages,have not seen or spoken to each other in eleven years,and have no love for.So no thanks

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>>29660164
>when I was 9 I fucked my then 14 yr old sister's brains out for about a year
>It was both the best and only sex i've ever had
that was quite.... informative, anon

>>29653626
I bet your mother thinks the same, but both of you are too shy to actually initiate something.

>>29660344
Is this a meme?

>>29660386
Nope

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>your mom has been turned into a very attractive MILF poner
>the only way to turn her back normal is for you to cum inside her willingly
Can you do it?

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>>29653622
Considering she's a complete sociopath who's never shown any actual affection towards me or my siblings and only used us as tools against our father who actually tried being a good dad, fuck no.

>>29660164
You lucky bastard. Give us details.

>>29660164
Also, why'd you stop?

>>29660401
What's the dilemma again?

>>29660727
because she's not a sexy poner anymore if you cum inside

>>29660704
I think you need to hatefuck your mom, that will fix everything.

Yes, i no doubt would if she was a pony.

>>29660735
Then don't cum inside. Or just use a condom when you do.

>>29660716
I've tried to give some details a couple of times on /b/, but all that did was teach me I am a horrible writer, so I will summarize.
She started coming to me and asking to play the "sex game". In retrospect I think she discovered what sex is. I, however, had no fucking clue what she was talking about, and she refused to tell me, so I refused to play. But she kept asking me, every chance she got, until one day I agreed just to shut her up. We went up to her room and after that day it was always me asking to play the sex game.
I still remember how amazing her pussy felt. She was hot too. Still is, easily a 9 and arguably a 10.
>>29660722
Don't know, she wouldn't tell me when she cut it off. All i've had to go on over the years is speculation, and the best theory i've got is that she learned how babby formed and got scared I might knock her up (since I would always cum inside, assuming we weren't 69ing instead). Still, that's speculation.

Yes. Me and my mom we love each other really much in the family way. We are really close. Me and my mom are more close with each other then we are with anybody else. But i would like bang her but i fear to ask. Because my mom is really colt hearted and narrow-minded about all sexualities, fetishes and groups that are not the norm in her head.

>>29660841
>she learned how babby formed and got scared I might knock her up
If she was 14, she'd know that for sure already unless she grew up under a rock.

Who knows, maybe there's still a chance you could get back together.

>>29653626
I wished my daughters woukld oblige to satisfying my dick orally whem im back from hard work.