Want hoovsies /mlp/?

>>29652060
no, im a married man.

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I want hoofsies. Gimme.

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>>29652081

>>29652076
>Your waifu will never get jealous when she sees you get hoovsies from Rara
Why live?

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>>29652231

Mods ban this sick filth

>>29652231
dude come on atleast censor that

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Hoovsies would be nice to get.

>>29652060
>She presses the stamp into Anon's cheek.
"Wuh... What kind of base did you use for this ink?"
>His face grows itchy.
>She props up an eyebrow.
>"Um, I don't know. Is it important?"
>Anon falls to the ground and clutches the side of his face as it rapidly expands.
"Oh God, ith thith thwewew!"
>His throat swells shut and he struggles to breathe.
"Nnnnnn! Nnnnn!"
>He reaches out towards the audience who stand by helplessly as his head turns a very unhealthy shade of purple.
>It seems as though his eyes are going to bulge right out his head.
>With one last twitch he falls silent, face still frozen in horror staring up at the mare who accidentally murdered him.
>"Alright, who else wants a hoovsie?"

>>29652060
A little girl once gave me hoovsies at a con.
It was cute.

>>29653323
A round of antibiotics should clear that up

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>she will never hoovsy you

>>29653240
God I feel bad for laughing probably only the 3rd time I have ever felt bad about it.

>>29653378
Kek

>>29653493
glad i could help. sounds like anons around here arent pulling their weight.