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>be Cadance
>talking to anon
>he asks about how things are in bed
"Um... we... sleep? It's... soft, I guess?"
>he adopts an annoyed look
>"No, I mean your sex life."
>sex
>even more confused now
"What in Equestria is sex?"
>see a bit of fear in his eyes
>"Y'know, when... uh..."
>he makes a hole with his fingers and rapidly puts the other in and out of the finger-hole
>wtf.jpg
"What are you doing?"
>he stops and looks at me again
>"It's how make babies, y'know? Penis in vagina?"
>what the fuck is he talking about
"Um, I have no idea what a penis or vagina is, but babies are made by the consensual oral contact of a male pony and a female pony who come out the same way. It has no feeling, so ponies don't do it that often, resulting in low birth rates."
>something breaks in him
>he silently gets up leaves
"Um, anon? Is it something I said?"
>he keeps walking
>mfw
>be anon
>just learned this
>go home to drink obscene amounts of alcohol
>tfw you will be a virgin forever
>tfw you will never fuck a perfect pony pussy
>inb4 "But that's not biology, OP"
Neither is unicorns, magic, griffons, flying ponies, sentient animals, etc.
This is a world without science, do whatever the fuck you want with their biology
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>implying there isn't other stuff on a horse you can fuck
She can make oral contact with my penis
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>>29649964
If they don't enjoy sex, why would they blow you?
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>>29649939
Standard.
Mammalian.
Reproduction.
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>>29650033
No genitals in the show. They may only look like mammals
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>>29650033
>but that's not biology, OP
And I'm bright coats are
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>>29649939
>"No, I mean your sex life."
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>>29650046
No, it's confirmed by Faust
Standard mammalian reproduction.
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>>29650641
Give proof, then
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Storks.
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>>29650046
ur headcanon a shit
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>>29650671
https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch&q=Lauren+Faust+confirm+mammalian+reproduction&tbs=imgo:1&gws_rd=cr&ei=aonEWL3kF-uOgAb8oLywDA
Literally first result
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>>29650724
>ur headcanon a shit
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>>29649939
>implying any of this is a bad thing
featureless crotch masterrace
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>>29649939
Faust or somebody said they reproduce like any other mammal tho
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>>29650724
I'm so glad she confirmed this so early in the shows life. Porn would've been so much more awkward with people trying to come up with their own bullshit as to how they're born
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>>29650787
But the fanfics tho
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>>29650787
agreed
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