Due to some fucked up "miracle" you've managed

Who, me?
>not a snowball's chance in hell
>wind up living in the everfree forest by myself
>never even talk to ponies
>ponies regard me as a scary bogeyman, not to be trusted
>die alone

>>29648467
Burst into tears, fall into her embrace and call her mommy.

non-sexual motherfu > waifu

>>29648467
Stick my cellphone up my anus and pee.

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>>29648467
How do THEY prove I can trust them?

>>29648467
"you can trust me because...uhh...because...because i have a small dick..yes, i have a small dick...look, it would never hurt your tiny horse vagina so...it's ok..right?"

>>29648467
I play magic the gathering

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start holowcoast with her

>>29648997
this

Well I would say to her that I wouldn't harm her or her friends and that I want to be her friend!! And talking about my world, technology, literature, science, etc!! Even we can read books together, because I like to read books too!! Pretty much spending time with her almost all the time!!

That way I can gain the trust, appreciation and heart of my beautiful Twilight!!

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>>29649138
Forgot picture of Twily!! hehe

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Through >rape

>>29649138
Twifags sure are a fruity bunch

I would just do what I usually do: touch it and see if it retaliates. usually works, except for people.

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>>29648467
Don't
Rape by definition implies a lack of trust.

>>29648467
Well of course I'll tell her the entire truth and nothing but the truth.
Like how I know every little detail of her life and how I jerk off while thinking about fucking her.

>>29649399
WAT?? DELET THIS FAGGOT!!

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>>29649399

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>>29648467
Ask her why the chicken crossed the road.

Because it was too far to fly

Bam, instant waifu. Anyone who can make an awful joke, I imagine she'd give a chance to.

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>>29648467
>"..."
"So, you wanna get high?"
>"Cool."