Due to some fucked up "miracle" you've managed to meet your waifu.
Now, how would you prove her she can trust you?
Who, me?
>not a snowball's chance in hell
>wind up living in the everfree forest by myself
>never even talk to ponies
>ponies regard me as a scary bogeyman, not to be trusted
>die alone
>>29648467
Burst into tears, fall into her embrace and call her mommy.non-sexual motherfu > waifu
>>29648467
Stick my cellphone up my anus and pee.
>>29648467
How do THEY prove I can trust them?
>>29648467
"you can trust me because...uhh...because...because i have a small dick..yes, i have a small dick...look, it would never hurt your tiny horse vagina so...it's ok..right?"
>>29648467
I play magic the gathering
start holowcoast with her
>>29648997
this
Well I would say to her that I wouldn't harm her or her friends and that I want to be her friend!! And talking about my world, technology, literature, science, etc!! Even we can read books together, because I like to read books too!! Pretty much spending time with her almost all the time!!
That way I can gain the trust, appreciation and heart of my beautiful Twilight!!
>>29649138
Forgot picture of Twily!! hehe
Through >rape
>>29649138
Twifags sure are a fruity bunch
I would just do what I usually do: touch it and see if it retaliates. usually works, except for people.
>>29648467
Don'tRape by definition implies a lack of trust.
>>29648467
Well of course I'll tell her the entire truth and nothing but the truth.
Like how I know every little detail of her life and how I jerk off while thinking about fucking her.
>>29649399
WAT?? DELET THIS FAGGOT!!
>>29649399
>>29648467
Ask her why the chicken crossed the road.Because it was too far to fly
Bam, instant waifu. Anyone who can make an awful joke, I imagine she'd give a chance to.
>>29648467
>"..."
"So, you wanna get high?"
>"Cool."