Nightly Rainbow Dash thread #97.11

>>29641129
Shithorse!

>>29641129
Just close your eyes, smell a dumpster and pretend it's her cunt.

>>29641129
Kill yourself.

>>29641129
None of those, just fuck a real horse and imagine that it's dash.

>>29641129
Closest thing we have is the Microsoft Hololens.
https://youtu.be/Hf9qkURqtbM

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>>29641199
Forgot pic

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>>29641132
No. Besthorse!

>>29641135
I don't want to smell Glimmer. Dash would smell like vanilla so I need to smell vanilla ice cream.

>>29641137
I'm too young to die.

>>29641138
I fear large animals and it's not the same. I need her to love me.

>>29641199
>Spatial mapping
Dammit that was my idea.

This has great potential. Now we need something to touch like a Dash plushie.

>>29641206
Finally something not bulky.

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>>29641345

Just slap a rainbow wig on a bag of manure, it'll be quicker.

And because Rainbow Dash is a shit horse for millennial cucks like you, OP.

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if trips mods ban NRDT

>>29641473
reroll

>>29641345
>I fear large animals

Wuss

Dash wouldn't you to be a wuss, she'd want you to be brave! be brave NRDT!

I hate you NRDT! you're a wuss! you are so uncool!

WE ALL HATE YOU NRDT!

YEAH! WE HATE YOU!!!!!

I like NRDT. He's cool sometimes.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

I PLAY BANJO WITH MY COCK AND IT CAN CUT DIAMONDS

I WANNA FUCK RD DEAD!

>>29641588
LET ME FUCK YOU DASH I LOVE YOU!

>>29641651
NO YOURE A LOSER NRDT!

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Never change NRDT

>>29641658
FUCK YOU YOU ARE NOT PURE I HATE YOU TOO DASH

>>29641664
IM GLAD IM GONNA GO FUCK SOARIN AND THE WONDERBOLTS NOW!

>>29641672
CAN I WATCH?!?!?!

>>29641678
NO!!!!!!!!!!

>>29641691
WHY NOT????????

>>29641700
BECAUSE YOUR DICK IS TO SMALL AND YOU ALWAYS CUM TO EARLY

>>29641716
CUNT!!!!!

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>>29641352
Stop posting that you cuck!

>>29641438
She's not a fucking shithorse! This meme is fucking cancer!

>>29641473
You lose.

>>29641490
You lose.

>>29641545
Large animals can kill you.

>>29641572
I am but I should be careful around larger animals.

>>29641588
But at least I don't fuck horses.

>>29641604
Obvious samefag.

>>29641610
Samefag.

>>29641613
Thanks. I know I have my moments.

>>29641622
She doesn't fart.

>>29641633
It must be a strapon.

>>29641643
No. She will stop you before that.

>>29641651
You're as bad as that one guy on steam.

>>29641658
This is roleplay.

>>29641662
Just remember that most of these posts aren't me.

>>29641664
I would never say this.

>>29641672
No! She is pure until marriage and it won't be Soarin.

>>29641678
Cuck!

>>29641691
She would never even think of this.

>>29641700
Stop it cuck!

>>29641716
My dick is actually fine and I can last for hours.

>>29641783
She is pure.

>>29641816
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

>>29641816
Which one would you fuck...

>>29641816
I fuck everything I kill!

>>29641816
I kill everything I fuck!