When I hear this song I think of this pony ...

>>29640778
>This thread again
This is so depressing
Let's do this

>>29640778
Oh my god, just fucking kill yourself already, faggot

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Would you help her?

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>>29640792
https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg

>>29640792
I'm gonna have to say no to that.

>>29640800
Only if she would give me blowjobs as payment. Honestly it wouldn't be a bad deal. All she has to do is suck dick for a home, food, warm bed.

>>29640792
Nah, cry more.

>>29640800
Yes but she has to let me cuddle her. I can't fall asleep without cuddling something and I'd rather it be a warm body rather than a bunched up blanket like I use every night.

Fuck, I'm lonely.

>>29640865
im sure theres plenty of humans who would take that deal.

>>29640909
They don't have a horse pussy.

>>29640908
I know how you feel man, I do the same thing. Trying to save up for a plush, but that's going to take quite some time, so until then a bundled up blanket will do just fine.

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>>29640987
A plush is nice but it's still not the same.
I want a warm body next to me. Someone that can comfort me. Someone that can love me.
They just aren't fucking real.
What's the reason to live at that point?

>>29640998
To jerk off to them as much as you can in one lifetime.

>>29641003
Do you believe we get to see them when we die? If there is a god, I think he is gracious enough to give us that.

>>29641030
I believe that the afterlife is one big everlasting
orgasm.

>>29641048
That sounds nice.
So why are we here then?
Everyone says the afterlife is better. Why do we wait here?

>>29640778
awwww cute homeless box po-
>pricing
oh jeeez. wait, where's blowjob on there?

>>29640778
>>29640800
>she gets her cutie mark
>it's a bruise
:(

>>29641063
To cum and make children so that they can cum

>>29641063
we need a flesh and blood life because only blood can pay your way into heaven

>>29641086
Why would you want to bring children into this world.

>>29641091
Because then they get the chance to experience cumming when they grow up

I found some greens about her sometime ago. A couple of variation on a "white knight" theme that seemed to be going well. Can anyone point them out to me?

One was where Anon would pretend to be 'excentric' so ponies wouldn't be afraid of him. Morning Glory got to know 'the real' Anon.

The other had Morning Glory answering an Help Wanted ad for a live-in housekeeper/maid.

>>29640912
you dont give a blowjob with your pussy, silly.

>>29641228
But you do get to stare at it while she gives you a blowjob.

>>29641196
"An Eccentric Host" I think was the name of that first one.

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>>29641063
This makes me hyped as fuck. Pic related.

>>29641196
>>29642218
"An Eccentric Host" is here:
http://pastebin.com/r01MFx83
and here:
https://github.com/diatomic-ge/writefag/blob/master/mlp/whorse/an-eccentric-host.green

I can't remember the second, though.
I remember the first because I wrote it.
If you look on http://pastebin.com/u/WhorePonyThread , you can probably find it, though.

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>>29640909
Women, am I right guys?

>>29642218
Yes! That's it.

>>29642764
OMFG! Are you serious! I got just over halfway done before I lost track of it. I loved what I had read so far. Whelp, off to reading I go. Guess I'm not getting any work done today. :P

Thanks, anons. I appreciate it.

>>29640800
No, I bet she stinks.

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>>29641094
>The meaning of life is to cum
What a life we live.

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>>29640778
Oh boy, is it time for another Morning Glory thread?!

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>>29642766

>>29642764
Regarding "An Eccentric Host". Glad I was finally able to finish reading it. That was beautiful. Each finding the companionship and love they'd longed for but thought would never happen. The feels were appropriately hit throughout the story. lt's the kind of romance with clop I crave. Well done.

>>29645899
Yes; it had been a few weeks since I'd seen one; she's one of my favorites. I've been feeling a little sentimental, lately, as well.

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/1/11/1336979.png

:^)

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>>29647431
I don't even like whorepony but damn, son

>>29647431
That's not very nice.
Apologize.

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>>29647431

If the only chance you ever had to fuck a horse was because she needed money ANYONE would do it.

>>29647431
it's funny because prostitutes actually makes a decent income

the ones who live in cardboard boxes are the ones who just sit around and ask for handouts