"Anon, you are such a poser.
"You're always walking around on two legs. Yeah, we get it...you have great balance. Now quit showing off and walk on on fours like a normal person.
"And what's with always going inside to poop in a toilet. You must think you're SO sophisticated but you're not impressing anyone...just go poop behind a bush, you aren't impressing anyone.
"And every time I see you you're wearing clothes.
Princess Celestia doesn't wear clothes every day...shit, even RARITY doesn't wear clothes every day and she makes clothes for a living!
Just quit trying to act like big shit, Anon...you're trying too hard."
>Wat do?
>How respond?
>>29639646
I have been farting in your room and shutting the door for years now. That's why you can never get rid of the smell in your room.
>>29639646
>wat do?
Hide another shitty thread.
>>29639646
Nice shitposting,dude
>>29639657
Too bad they'd rather perpetuate the shitposting rather than stop it
>>29639662
HAHAHAHAHA.
I know you were trying to lure me out with your autistic "dude" spam.
Looks like I have a chance to prove I'm not making the threads.
It's pretty ironic that you would accuse others of perpetuating shitposting when you're doing just that.
Get BTFO again and reminder to hang yourself.
>>29639702
Holy shit that is a sick burn, dawg, damn dude
I am so fucking horny right now.
>>29639709
Thanks, dumbass.
Also, nice shitpost.
>>29639728
dude
>>29639735
weed
>>29639646
I'm new, is this fixtation on ponies not using bathrooms normal?
Because they have toilets in the show.
>>29639646
>"That's just human culture."
>"Wow, I didn't know you were so racist, Twilight."
>>29639646
Fuck her in the ponut
>>29639646
*shits in your mouth*
How'd you like that, Princess?
>>29639805
>"Mmm, nummy Anon, it tastes like chocolate do you have more?"
"With all due respect Your Majesty...
>You're not my fucking mom"
>>29639850
What if she wants to be?
>>29639863
Then she'd better stop talking and start sucking.
>>29639869
Mommy knows the best way to work the shaft of her little boy. No other girl could do it better.
>>29639742
lmao
>>29639646
DELET THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!
>>29639646
"Look, Twilight"
"You smart, you loyal, and I appreciate you. But you know what..."
"You can't walk around every day on two legs, but I can. You don't walk into a toilet to poop, but I do. You don't flash slick threads every day, but I do. It's cause' you can't handle it, but I can."
Ponies are just jealous because I'm omnivorous.
>>29641004
I always wanted to fuck that slim feminine looking little colt.
>>29639646
"Make me."
>>29641120
>rapes you with magic
>>29641120
>"I don't make monkeys, I train them."
>>29641120
Thus, Twilight transmuted the adamant anon into a little filly to begin grooming her to be a normal functioning member of pony society.complications arise in far greater number than chikun shitposting
>>29639811
Not right now. Wait after the dinner, I'm having a chicken steak.
>>29639646
>rape
>>29639646
>Just quit trying to act like big shit, Anon
Well I'm learning from the best.
>>29639896
And boner achieved