Shy outside, dick-rider inside

Do we have any greens for this?

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>>29639222
It´s okay, would make me feel less guilty about fucking her on her boyfriend´s back.

>>29639222
Hey wow some more quality eqg material that could most likely have just been posted in an existing eqg general, that's super

>>29639222
is she slutty enough to suck nigga dicks?

>>29639252
Keep your furfaggotry in MLPG, horsecuck

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>>29639222
Why is Twilight such a slut
She and her counterpart fell for two dudes that they knew nothing about
Even Rarity knew a bit about Blueblood and Trenderhoof before actually meeting them for the first time

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>>29639232
>Anon makes friends with twilight because he thinks she's just a big a social wreck as he is, and also because she's the only one who'd want to be his friend
>they start to spend a lot of time together and share a lot of hobbies and anon clearly likes her a lot, but is too afraid to act on it in fear of ruining their friendship
>After a long day of MTG, talking about Magipup and a Civ5 marathon anon is ready to call it a day
>"Wait a second anon"
>suddenly twilight reveals a big bag from under her bed filled to the brim with sex toys and a 100 ounce jar of lube
>"Wanna fuck?"

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>>29639321
''Fell in love'' is a strong term, some people start liking others instantly for various reasons, dont forget this is a bookworm that spent most of her life with her face shoved in a book until she was sent to ponyville and in SciTwi case until FG happened.

As for Rara's case, she liked more the idea of the ponies she liked (A fucking prince, a trend setter(?))

>>29639321
Nerd girls are sexually deprived and thus most affected toward the charm of Chads that want to fuck them.

>>29639222
A male Twilight would look creepy as hell.

>>29639222
>a girl being attracted to guy is automatically a slut

>>29639366
fuck that slut twilight would be a great general

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>>29639431
>implying I wouldn't suck my waifu's dick.

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>>29639299
Stale meme you sad little kid, I thought you called all detractors of your barbies 'butthurt SU fans'

Get the fuck off the pony board already

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>>29639462
Considering that EqG is the obviously superior pony franchise your kind should stay in its containment thread
None of us like your shitty carebear ripoff garbage

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>>29639448
"Haha, did you know that Semen is used as invisible ink by the MI6?"

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>>29639524
Where do they get it from?
Is SOP for agents to provide some?

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>>29639477
>us
You mean the guys doing my lawn?

>>29639524
oops, meant to reply to OP

>>29639451
Bleeeghhh not this faggot again. Don't you guys have any good looking mane6 rule63? Those designs are 7 years old for God's sake.

Cross and Arrow wasn't even a good fanfic.

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>>29639321
this, pone twi is just as lewd

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>>29639321
You should look at it this way; Twilight (the original ) was crushing on a guy she just met. That means ponies being attracted to humans is canon. We all stand a chance of getting our waifus now.

Except Flutterfags. Sorry guys.

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Pick best (lewd) Twilight:

a) A sexually repressed loser who spends her time jerking it to weird shit like most of us.

b) A slut feigning her innocence for whatever reason.

c) A more or less open slut who uses her wit and intelligence for sexual matter.

d)A genuine autist who thinks sex is just like playing a game.

Any other obvious options I'm missing?

>>29639601
Fluttershy is with discord because she knows he is good? BULLSHIT! she pefectly knows that Dickcord can change his cock's size every time she wants it bigger or smaller

>>29639539
at least they HAVE jobs

bump for Sci "dick milker" Twi

>>29639617
>d)A genuine autist who thinks sex is just like playing a game.
Goddamnit anon stop reminding me that I didn't get laid at the age of 6.

>>29639617
r9klight with piss jugs in her bedroom is best twilight

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>>29640361
This x100.

I wish there was a green where both Anon and Twi are massive /mlp/ /r9k/-tier autists who have to deal with each other. Usually when writing green anon is the "autist" or the normo dealing with an autist. It's never both.

And while I'm at it let me take a jab at writefags and say that most are remarkably bad when it comes to capturing the staggering autism of this board. Whenever they try to write anon as an average /mlp/ user or a "pervert" he still often comes across as a complete normie.

>>29640528
who would want to read a story with an anon like that though? although that "the ties that bind" fluttershy story has an anon that is pretty bad.

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>>29640832
COOOOOOOOO GET OFF MY BOARD COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I would like to give Twilight a sexual experience.

>>29640995
post rare lulus

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>>29643686

How is the look she's giving him here appropriate for children

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>>29643713
It isn't, just like the rest of LoE.

>>29639321
I think both Twilights have a brother complex. Both Flash Sentry and Timber Spruce are similar in the way they act and talk to Shining Armor.

>>29643835
you mean they were abused by them?

>>29643864
What I mean is both Twilights are subconsciously attracted to their own brother, Shining Armor and end up pursuing guys that are similar to him just like how an Oedipus Complex is a condition in which a man is subconsciously attracted to his own mother and therefore ends up pursuing relationships with women who are similar in appearance or personality to said mother.

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>>29643884
Or think she's just subconsciously a dick milker.

>>29639238
>Gashi will never draw lewds
DESPAIR!

>>29644025
if that isn't lewd then i don't know what it is

>>29640361
>>29640528
>hasn't read literal top-waifu /r9k/light green

Just be cool

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>>29644197
I HAVE read it, it's one of my favorite greens and it's one of the very few examples of a loser written amazingly well, I especially like how perfectly it captures the thought process of a turbo autismo.

>>29639222
her design really looks so much better with a ponytail

now if only she'd ditch those shitty glasses

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>>29644398
fuck off you raging homo her bun and glasses are the best thing about her

>>29644622
Twilight will lose her ponytail in the EQG specials.

>>29644678
Sunset Shimmer will be back to evil in the third special.

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>>29645494
tell me more...

>>29640832
I miss Iamodd, that story was nice you dip

>>29639617
e) A socially average girl with a massive sex drive who is afraid of messing up her image as a rational thinker and only lets people see that side of her when they've earned her complete trust.

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>>29645881
Wouldn't that just fit into b)?

>>29646038
Not necessarily. A slut is someone who'll have sex with anyone. Twilight may still have standards for who she wants it from, but she wants a lot of it.