Why are ponies so sexy? I am literally obsessed with pony ass,

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>>29638936
They literally walk with their asses exposed all the time, how much you are exposed to lewd fanart and smut also has to do something with it.

>>29638936
What's not healthy is your faggot ass spamming the board non-stop

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>>29638936
It's a phase, you've just found something new and exotic to tickle your brain's pleasure centers. Eventually you'll run the fetish into the ground and you'll become numb to it like you did everything else.

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>>29638936
It's not your fault, anon. Pony ass is a miracle of the Universe. A mere man can not resist it.

>>29638958
The only spammer here is your dumbass spamming this shit in every thread you don't like. Kill yourself.

https://derpibooru.org/1147941

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>>29638936
It isn't healthy, and you should be scared.

magene a mare in heat walking around town. Dripping ever so lightly as she strudts around. Trying her best to cover up. Her folds wet with lust.

shhit sroty im drrunk atm. brbd shoudlent have tyeoped- nvmm me

>>29638936
Degenera-
Oops, wrong board.

>>29638985
Fuck you degenerate

>>29638993
No, you, fuck you. <3

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>>29638936
Everyone is obsessed with pony ass. It's just too beautiful not to be obsessed with it.

Human brains work with symbols, and the ponies have several that trigger responses to appeal or attractiveness. They have uniform colors, with no blemishes. They have clear symmetrical lines, and very expressive faces with large eyes. Rather than just having straight lines for their butts, they have soft curvy lines and a raised rear. Once you have all the symbols in front of you, it's pretty much individual how much you're going to see one thing or the other, but you're not alone in finding ponies attractive.

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>>29638936
I got this old shit around.
Cant say much true of it is.

>>29638968
Fuck off, cuck
OP's clearly an underage redditlord trying to degrade the board quality
Any true horsefucker will call him out on it

>>29639121
Would you be my friend, degenerate?

>>29639137
Or a CIA agent.
Fucking shitposting CIA agents.
Everywhere.

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>>29639142
only if we can buttsecks.

>>29638936
bestiality wouldn't be so frowned upon if everyone had horses
literally the reason why horses are not around like they were in the old west is because of the invention of the automobile
if it weren't for that we'd all have our own horse(s) to ride around on, as well as have sex with

>>29638964
>>29639045

This. I've long accepted that nothing in life will ever be as beautiful and sexy as a colorful pony butt.

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>>29639198
People would still be frowning upon you if you were still getting freaky with your horse after puberty Anon.

t. spic from a country where some people still own horses for daily use.

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>>29639206
and it sucks that mods wont allow ass worship. How can we NOT worship this perfection?

>>29639228
Idk what's worst.
Before puberty? Really?

>>29639198
A stallion cums in under two minutes, and they don't really thrust, they just kind of stick it in then cum.

Mares are capable of orgasms, but only from repeated thrusting and usually taking well over 2 minutes to cum.

Mares and human men were meant to have sex with each other.

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>>29638936
They look like women, anon. You're attracted to the ponies because you're attracted to women.

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>>29639242
The show itself promotes this, are we to ignore its message?

>>29639319
neither of those look like women

>>29639228
homosexuality used to be frowned upon, now it's fucking everywhere

>>29639319
/thread
People don't seem to realize the main reason the ponies are so attractive is because they look like human women. Horses at least in my opinion aren't attractive at all. Though I'm sure there's some here who disagree but I think a lot of people who say they want to fuck horses are saying it ironically.

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>>29639137
You're a fucking moron.

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>>29639346
>ironically.

>>29639198
I don't see how this is relevant. OP is talking about ponies. Real horses aren't hot.

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>>29639356
What've you got your maxi-pad in a twist over, junior?

You still get to shitpost and show the bigbois you were totally leejun!

Don't forget to screencap the moment, bro.

>>29639365
As I said some people here probably do fuck horses but I'm sure some if not more then we think just joke about it but would never actually fuck a horse. I'm one of those people. I'll joke around and hurr durr about horse pussy but when it comes down to it I think it's fucking disgusting.

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>>29639324
exactly. its disrespectful to ignore it

>>29639389
Ugh, and I have to share a board with faggots like you

>>29639389
wtf. If I ever got the chance to be with a real mare, I'd not only fuck her, I'd lick her pussy and ponut first.

>>29639380
OP here. I've only made one thread today, this one.
God damn, you are the same fucking idiot who's been spamming threads non stop with your garbage.
You probably don't realize, but you have a very recognizable posting style.
You use the same phrases and words every single time. It's pure cringe and you sound like a complete manchild.
I don't even know why I'm bothering replying, because you're not going to respond with anything other than another shitpost no effort reply and act like you've one, because you just HAVE to have the last word. It happens every time.
Kill yourself, shitposting retard.

>>29639415
I pray you're kidding but hey whatever floats your boat. I don't judge, I just know there's gotta be a ton of anons here that just say it as a joke.

>>29639415
>>29639405
hes right though, there was a thread a while back that showed the board is split 50 50 when asked if they'd fuck a real horse

assuming everyone has the same opinion is pretty reddit tier and echo chambery

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>>29639319
>b-b-b-b-but m-m-muh real horsefuckere!!!

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>>29639466
I bet you're also waiting to post the 'pony porn turns you gay' one, too

>>29639481
That's not even relevant.

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>>29638936
Well. I first fell for Twilight because of her personallity, her flaws, what she is!! Much later, it was her face and body. And now that I like everything of her. I'm sure to say that I love Twilight with all my life!!!

>>29639130
Well I fell for my waifu for her flaws first!! Later was her body!!

>>29638936
DELET THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!

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>>29640387
twifag falseflagger?
why is falseflagging so popular with the kids these days?

>>29639450
I actually wouldn't a horse under normal circumstances (horses are for petting, only if i had an emotional bound and the mare's trust)

Real horses are like one step beyond, its some serious shit not everybody is into and that's fine, its different from saying you wouldn't a pony (them you're a fucking faggot and you should leave), the assumptions come from consensus and the fact that you can't tell who is being serious or not, people will also expect weird, because the weird is fun, and fucking real horses is weird.

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>>29638936
who cares, anon?
just accept it and no other substitute

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>>29639346
No, they aren't.

Not everything you see here is an epic meme, lurk more or gtfo.

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>>29640475
>everyone must share the same opinion as me!!!!!

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>>29640515
>He doesn't want to fuck horses

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>>29640515
I fail to notice where I said that, but yes, 4chan was always a big hivemind. Always, since its start.

Also, you're the minority here.

>>29640544
You didn't say it, but you certainly implied it.

>I fail to notice where I said that, but yes, 4chan was always a big hivemind. Always, since its start.
Your image quite literally contradicts this.

>Also, you're the minority here.

There was actually a poll (not straw poll) that had you as the minority. If you insist I'll find it for you.

>>29640575
>Your image quite literally contradicts this.
Yeah, normalfag invasions such as Faust, cum jar project and Anonfilly on EQD lead to that.

Go on, post this poll. You still have time to create it if it doesn't exist.

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>>29640640
>muh noorrmies boogyman
Haha, we all knew it would come to this.

Good thing I had this cap saved, the archive search engine is down.

>>29640733
Do you really want me to explain why we use strawpoll for polls, and not threads?
Do you want me to explain why thread polls are not even a bit reliable?
Also, we're the majority in your picture too, even with less voters.

>>29640791
No, I don't, but if you think straw polls prove anymore than thread polls, then you are deluded.
All I did was post 'proof' that was on par with yours.

I'll admit I was wrong with who won the thread poll, I must have misremembered.

If you still want to believe for whatever reason everyone shares the same opinion as you on this board, even after seeing two polls that show otherwise, then so be it. I don't know what else to say.

>>29640849
Response bias is immensely more pronounced in thread responses.

>>29640886
This is 4chan. Response bias is everywhere, same with multi voting. Anything to start fights.
However the fact that neither of the polls show a strong majority of either side says that there wasn't much response bias in general. If response played a large part, then you would most likely see a strong winner.

I really am not understanding why it's so hard for you to accept not everyone here shares the same opinions.

>>29640849
>All I did was post 'proof' that was on par with yours
>on par
No, you didn't. Check the thread's statistic numbers. Strawpoll is not flawless, but it's more flawless than thread polls.

>I don't know what else to say.
I do. You may want to move on to EqD, they also don't want real horses.

>>29640944
It's funny you still think the straw poll you posted proves any point you have made.
If anything it supports my point that /mlp/ isn't the hive mind you say it is.

Maybe you should fuck off to Reddit if you want an echo chamber?

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>>29640544
The phrasing of survey questions can also produce a response bias, and, as with certain mass-responses, that wording creates an immense response bias due to memetic hivemind contrarianism.

>>29640941
See above; this is why for topics like this one must look not at surveys but at the distributed anonymous. It is abundantly clear from the generally expressed sentiment across the board that only a small fraction of /mlp/ is even attracted to real horses.

And this is logical and minimal; why should most people here be into bestiality when we are xenophiles drawn to colorful sophont cartoon characters? Why should people be converted en masse to 3DPD bestiality with actual animals just because the colorful cartoon characters happen to be ungulates?

>>29640972
Strawpoll blocks static IPs from voting twice, 4chan doesn't. Strawpoll blocks duplicate votes in general, 4chan doesn't. Your thread has 90 unique IPs, around 60 voters and 176 replies. You can't determine how many people voted twice and how many only once, not if all people really voted. Unless you post a more relevant evidence, yes, it proves my point.
I've already said that 4chan in general is not a hivemind anymore, it suffered way too many exposures. Only in the past 3 years, 5 big events that caught the media's attention happened.
Why do I have the feeling that you browse /pol/?

>>29641067
That's all well and good. Your straw poll still doesn't support anything you've said other than your side has the (quite weak) majority. Is your point that you are the majority? Even then I can argue the sample size is no where near large enough to provide an accurate model of the board.

Polls show that about 50% of us want to fuck a horse, but let's be real, some of those yes answers are going to be dishonest because people think it's funny to say yes.

In that case I would conclude that anywhere between 25-50% of us would fuk da hoerse. Outside of 4chan, I assume that trend would lower to about 10-25%.

tl:dr
10% (or more) of Friendship is Magic fans would have sex with a horse. In 4chan-goers it might be more like 30%.

>>29641009
>this is why for topics like this one must look not at surveys but at the distributed anonymous
> It is abundantly clear from the generally expressed sentiment across the board that only a small fraction of /mlp/ is even attracted to real horses.
No, it's not abundantly clear. We're anonymous here, how the heck can you define "distributed"? You can't, afterall, you can't identify the users.
There could be multiple people having the same point of view, or there could be one person with his point of view posting about it on multiple threads.

>>29641106
Yes, that's my point. Afterall, someone said that the real horsefuckers were a minority.
>Even then I can argue the sample size is no where near large enough to provide an accurate model of the board.
Just how big do you think this board is? The strawpoll counts 91 votes, assuming that they're all from different people, that's like 1/4 of the board there.

>>29641159
Over the years it evens out; if there are a disproportionate number of vociferous anons on one side at one point, it will balance out with those on the other over the long run. This is regression to the mean, taken over years of observing casual remarks, and when the meme is "I fuck horses," observation of the average regressing strongly to the opposite indicates the opposite even more strongly insofar as the response bias is weighted the other way.

>>29641180
Well, I have always said it was closer to half and half than anything. Do you have any proof for the amount of people here? I would check the last episode thread for a ballpark but not everyone visits those threads.

>>29641221
That's cool and all, but you did not answer my question. How can you define distributed in an ANONYMOUS imageboard? These "casual remarks" could have been done by 5 people, or it could have been done by almost the whole board. I don't know, you don't know.
My observations over the past 4 years were that more than half of the board masturbate to or at least tolerate horse porn, evidenced by polls, share/dump threads without complaints, questions about it with helpful answers etc.

>>29639242
>>29639324
>>29639392


These posts are meant for you Scruffy. This is literally a show that puts exposed asses & pentagrams in your face from episode 1

So how about you liberal mods who take offence to 'fact' go cry about it, or better yet quit

>>29639319
>OP: " I am literally obsessed with pony ass"
>random retard: "they look like women"
https://derpibooru.org/893125
https://derpibooru.org/1327417
https://derpibooru.org/1332576
Yeah, right.

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>>29639242
>>29642368

Every time this comes up I keep telling people. Ass worship is no longer banned. The rules changed months ago.