CADENCE BREAD this is the thread for the princess who brings you pizza
Hi Anon
>>29636537
>pizza
>>29636836
>peetzer
>>29636836
>Hello Anon and my darling wife, Cadance
>I see you brought the pitzer
>Let us eat, and then have sexual relations with each other.
Can I ask for some spoonfeeding? I see this all the fucking time and I'm vaguely aware that there was a thread related to pizza where this all originated, but I've never actually found any screencaps or even just a coherent explanation.
Can you make an anon happy
>>29636906
It was literally just an OP with pic related (>>29636839) making a prompt in which Cadance refers to pizza as "peetzer". This can be construed as Cadance not knowing what pizza is, but it's not known if that was the intent the OP had at the time.
There is no deeper meaning than that, and Cadance threads are now normally associated with her bizarre fascination for "peetzer".
>>29636916
Thank you anon
>>29636839
Why are ponies holding junk food so funny? There was the thread a few days back with Twilight and Doritos. I wish I had saved some of those.
Dont die, please.
Slut mother, slut daughter
>>29639518
There is no part of this comic I didn't like.
>>29639562
I know right? All the facial expressions are absolutely perfect
PEE
AH
ZE
ZE
EH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044
>>29639532
>you will never be married to them
>>29641250
What a silly pone
>>29639562
>>29639572
Shout has got to be one of my favorite pone artist, shame he's on break right now.
I once drew a gooey piece of pizza on her ass covering her bits with her asking if you want peetzer
>>29639518
There are some fantastic reaction images in that comic.
>>29638504
Teenage Cadance is ONLY for sexual. Nothing else. /r/ing more of her pls.
>>29639518
>>29643758
i didn't understand the end, what the hell just happened to Anon?
>>29643857
She teleported him into her room
>>29639518
>>29643758Am I the only one who thinks these are not really all that funny?
>>29643913
Nope, not only you. All that cruelty of FH is... sick.
>>29643924
I like it. Foalcob and cocksock FH gets boring. Then again, I like flutterbitch - any ooc aggressive pony in general desu
>>29644011
the fuck is a sal lad?
worst pony
>>29643924
It's not sick it's just boring. Humongous brat fh was pretty funny to me the first few times. Now it's just become predictable with her cuntiness and trying to jump anons bones, she needs something redeemable about her. For example Cadence is redeemed from her pink pretty princessness who's only ever nice by unlimited supply of cook-it-at-home peetzer.
>>29644011
>rabbit food
>>29644233
Best princess
>>29644949
eh. second best
>>29636537
CAn i haz PePpERoNi?
Does anyone even like Flurry unironically? I didn't like Cadence at first but now she'spretty ok, do you think people will eventually like FH as well? What will it take to make her a good and likable character?
>>29645121
Personality. Once she's a little older (assuming she doesn't get stuck with Pound and Pumpkin in the realm of perpetual babyhood) we should be able to learn what kind of character she is and find something to like.
>>29639518
That was the funniest thing I've read on here since the Twilight mayonnaise green.
Who is the artist?
Are their any actual Cadencefags or does no one waifu her since she is married and that would be voluntary cuckoldry?
>>29646028
Pretty sure no one cares about canon pairings when it comes to waifuing a character.
>>29643758
I would a bratty, emotionally unstable, needy flurry.
>>29646028
>implying I don't want to fuck Shining and cuck Cadance
>>29646176
P-Pinkie?
>>29646202
>you will never be a horny princess with a cuckolding fetish getting off to the idea watching your husband impregnate another mare in front of you
>you will never get a secret thrill at seeing another mare carrying your stallion's foal
>>29646245
That's disgusting
>>29646102
I want to fuck teenage Flurry on her parents bed.
>>29646257
Unicorn studs love the Fertile Earth Pony Womb
how can barren alicorn bitches even compete?
>>29646466
Bony Alicorn ass can't compete against plump Earth mare ass.
>>29646202
Pinkie likes to fuck her friends' brothers.
>>29646645
Only other friends brothers I know of is Big Macand Sunburst
>>29646649
Zephyr Breeze.
>>29646656
Pinkie's not gonna want to fuck Fluttershy's faggoty little brother.
Or does she?
>>29646656
Oh yeah. I forgot about that twat.
I doubt Pinkie would want him.
>>29646668
It wasn't a question of if she would or not, only that there's another brother. But, I don't know, she could dom the hell out of him and force him to shave. Or something.
You nigga's like tiaras too?
peetzer?
>>29646700
peetzer!
How do you guys feel about Hawaiian pizza?
>>29647058
It's unholy and anyone who enjoy's it should be publicly executed .
>>29647058
>>29647079
Did someone say Hawaiian peetzer?
>>29647058
I like it
>>29645480
This image gives me a huge boner and I don't know why.
>>29647058
calling that monstrosity pizza is like saying taco bell sells Mexican food.
>>29647058
I think its alright and people who rabidly profess their hatred for it are the biggest autists of all.
>>29647542
>>29647058
>>29647635
I'm not afraid to use this.
>>29636537
Did Cadance actually become more likable than Starlight Glimmer?
>>29647209
My nigga
>>29647716
As soon as she spawned an abomination, people slapped a MILF tag on her. She's always been a useless character created for the sole purpose of selling toys, and now it's given birth to a new useless character with the sole purpose of selling more toys.
Shit, I can't even find a single picture of Cadance in my pony folders.
>>29647716
answering that would probably end up like something really subjective
the only thing it is that Cadence isnt posted that much around the catalog while you sometimes check the catalog and see like 5 or 6 glimmer threads or even a raid to seek attention
Cadence just appears less times,a little bit of it,it's likeable and doesnt hurt anybody,too much,it gets tiring
so,there's that
>>29646710
>>29646704
>tfw your meme is loved by mulp
I'm gonna cry you fags. Fuck you all.
>>29647732
Well, Glimmer is used for shitposting and to rile up the oldfags or Shimmerfags. Cadance is just used for appreaciation threads.
Perhaps Glimmer will become less controversial once the show introduce even shittier and forced character.
I want to taste Cadance's horse milk
>>29647058
>>29648814
sauce?
>>29649209
HNNNNNNNNNNGH
>>29647058
Canadian bacon is fine but the pineapple needs to go.
>>29649133
https://youtu.be/Fkl2VhkUb1Q
That's an old one. God, that takes me back.
>all this Jargon peetzer art
Me like
>>29649213
Shining Armor looks excited as fuck.
>>29649213