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How to seduce the mane 6:
Here's what 5 minutes of thought combined with my superpower called not being retarded yielded, from easy to hard:
Rarity: Own something she wants. She comes to flirt with you. You call her out on her bullshit. Say that she's going to have to give you a bit more that blue balls to get what she wants and that if she does both her tricks and what happens next stays a secret
Applejack: No nonsense pony. Give her a no nonsense reason to fuck you (for example stress relief) and she will
Pinkie Pie: You don't seduce her. She just takes what she wants and doesn't have moral qualms about. Make sure you're that and she'll take you
Rainbow Dash: Pump her full of adrenaline by doing something new and exiting with her then make a lewd suggestion while it's still fresh in her veins
Fluttershy: Just ask her out and comfort her whenever she gets embarrassed. Discord is your bigger problem here. He won't dare seriously harm you, but he's going to pull some bullshit on you. Take it stoically then laugh at him for being a jealous "friend" good naturedly. Once he gives up claim your prize.
Twilight Sparkle: Make her think that you overshadow her by achieving something great. It doesn't have to be as great as the things Twilight has achieved, since Twilight's self-esteem doesn't quite match her achievements, but it has to be great enough
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>>29625762
>How to seduce the mane 6
"I can have sex for hours and stay hard."
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>>29625765
Yes, yes. Being a bit cocky in any way shape or form is a punishable crime here. Everyone has to act as if they're a pathetic sack of shit
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>>29625762
>Rarity:
That's not seduction, that's just a trade.
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>>29625790
I fail to see the problem, it quite fitting
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>>29625762
To seduce Dash you just have to present her a challenge that involves sex with you. Like bet she will cum first since she's sooo fast.
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>>29625806
She has some ditsy moments but she's not outright retarded, so that won't work
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>>29625762
Seduce?? I wouldn't do that!!
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>>29625762
Thanks for the sick pick-up tips there, Mystery
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>>29625762
>rarity
she would be into the hipster rich guys but get bored at how shallow they are
so be rich and smart i guess, maybe if you are ripped in the right situation you could win her over while being poor
>applejack
just work hard really, be honest too maybe
>pinkie pie
give her too many drinks at a party
>rainbow dash
autism pony, wear something wonderbolts related and pick an nterest in shitty tween literature
>fluttershy
yeah, ask her out. She is too shy to say no, if she tries to talk really fast
>twilight sparkle
straight courtship and playing the long game
patience is key
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>>29626287
Then what would you do?
Just rape?
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>>29626340
>maybe if you are ripped in the right situation you could win her over while being poor
I wouldn't count on it.
It's only in the comics that she goes anyone who's handsome. In the show, she only goes for stallions of particularly good standing and fame.
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