Would you watch a hoofball game with Spike and Big Mac?

>>29623204
No. Sports are dumb.
I'd rather go study with my waifu in the magic school in Canterlot.

What would Spike's favorite team be?

>>29623204
what does gem juice taste like?

>>29623204
ya i would.

>>29623204
Yes, of course.

>>29623204
I prefer baseball

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>>29623204
I prefer casual friendly blowjobs. Remember, no homo.

>>29623204
No I be too busy of plowing his love interest, his sister/mother, and Pinkie Pie

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>>29623329
This nigga's asking the real questions
Would it be pulverized and mixed with some sort of drink, or would it be melted, via magic or some other crazy shenanigans?

>>29623204
too gay

>>29623329
Like mango with a hint of kiwi.

>>29623226
The Vanhoofer Dragons.

>>29623204
>sportsball
No.

>>29623204
I'm not a sports fan, but sure, why not?

>>29623204
If by "watch a hoofball game with Spike and Big Mac" you mean "Fuck Big Mac hard while he whimpers and moans and rides my dick with Spike nowhere in sight" then yes, yes I would.

>>29624137
>Not wanting Spike to use his long tongue to invade your anus and stimulate your prostate.
Literally gay.

>>29624158
>non-mammal
>ever
pure cancer

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>>29624164
He's warmblooded where it counts.

>>29623204
Hell yeah. It would be interesting to see what hoofball is like.
Plus, Spike and Big Mac seem like chill dudes to hang out with.

>>29623329
Like internal bleeding for anyone who isn't a dragon.

>>29624557
Hoofball is probably like American football, except they've got mixed gender teams and it's more friendly. Like they hug tackle eachother instead of normal tackling and get into cuddle piles instead of dog piles.
Unnecessary Nuzzling is a penalty they have when players get carried away

>>29626073
I like to imagine ponies get laid the buck out.
You know it's a good hit when it echos though the stadium.

>>29626078
It's funny to imagine ponies getting super intense with hoofball, like a Blitz video game: piledriving runningbacks, body slamming quarterbacks, generally being showboating assholes.
m-maybe getting a little frisky with eachother in those pile-ups too

>>29626149
>"How about ya shine my hooves while ya down there chump ?"

>>29626149
>"Well its now half time here at the Pony Bowl, and Endzone, I don't think I've ever seen as much intensity in a game of hoofball as I have today."
>"You said it Blitz. The Manehatten Mustangs and the Vanhoofer Dragons are at eachother's throats for the championship title."
>"As soon as the first quarter, we were witnessing no holds barred hoofball. Manehatten tries to march up the field after the kick off, but the Dragon's defense brings the hurt to their quarterback for 4 consecutive sacks, forcing a turnover."
>"Frankly Blitz, I'm surprised to see the Mustang's quarterback still standing after that beating."
>"For sure Endzone. Speaking of beatings, you remember the drive at the beginning of the second quarter."
>"Oh... Blitz. how can I forget."
>"Manehatten runningback, First Down, goes for... a first down... but is met with a stonewall of a defensive line from the Dragon's."
>"What does she do Blitz?"
>"She straight up attempts to jump over the Dragons and gets blind sided in mid air."
>"She must have spun at least 3 times before hitting the ground."
>"Brutal stuff for sure. But you gotta love it!"
>"YEAH HOOFBALL!"
>*cough*
>"... And now a word from our sponsors!"

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>>29623204
As long as he doesn't sing any anthem ever, I think it'd be pretty awesome

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>>29623204
No, I'd rather watch a football game with my waifu

What if Thorax joined Spike and Big Mac for Guys' Night?

>>29628647
Thorax would love their Guys Night.
He'd probably play a sorcerer with a focus in transmutation or something.

>>29623204
Hoofball was shit ever since the Avg. team makeup became over 50 percent Zebra. Rowdy ziggers should not curl their damn hair that way.

>>29629280
Hey, those zingers can stay rowdy where it matters, on the hoofball field

>>29630233
>zingers
>I can't racist right

>>29623204
If I wanted to watch a bunch of zebras pass a pig skin around for three hours, I would be over at OP's mom's house.

>>29623204
I'd watch hoofball with them, as long as it's the lingerie hoofball league they're watching

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>>29623204
Only if my waifu is playing.

>>29623553
Pulverized since he is apparently using plastic cups

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>>29631341
But anon, she would get creamed...
And probably not in the good way.

>>29623329
Why haven't we overanalyzed this like everything else?

>>29623553
It's gotta like crushed and mixed with lemonade or something.

>>29623204
I want to introduce american football to Equestria using Spike as the ball

Hell yeah, I'd bring the cider and weed