She taught me how to fly a kite

b-butt stuff??

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>>29619362

"She taught me how to fly a kite"
>I taught her to fellate me right

>>29619492
No.
I told her about being a hoodlum

>>29619362
She taught me about butts

>>29619362
She didn't teach shit

>>29619362
She made me pitch a tent.

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>>29619362
Hi sis anon.
How've you been?
Are there times where you acted like a big brother to her? Helping her out or comforting her like she did for you.

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>>29619362

>>29619362
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>>29619362
WHY DO I RECOGNITIZE THAT LINE
I remember it from somewere, but I don't know where.

>>29623640
BEST

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>>29623666

>>29619362
Get this autistic trash out of here. She's wearing a sweater in summer for fucks sake.

>>29623640
Bbbff song.

>>29619492
That´s amore

>>29623685
Oh, thanks
I WATCHED HIM GROW INTO A STALLION

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>>29619362
>She taught me how to fly a kite
>She taught me how to ride a bike
>She taught me how to fight a kike
>She taught me how to fuck a horse and it was glorious!

>>29620570
I'm aight.
Not sure if I'd exactly describe it like that, but yes.
She sent me to get her shit at the grocery store and her goosebumps books.
Also listened to her when one of her like 3 friends got mad at her.
It was over a party too.
I really wish I wasn't being honest.

>>29619362
Moondancer showed a younger guy how the Pythagorean theorem worked using a kite and a fixed amount of string. He never forgot how nice she was when she was focused on teaching, how she held the kite and got him to figure out how high the kite was.

>>29624055
You really cared for her afterall,
I always come back here because it reminds me how much your big sis is like my big brother, growing up being dependable to him. Not always but it brings good memories of little struggles and comforts from them.

>welcome back, sis
>*crashed on the couch*
>you're looking a bit tired. Are you ok?
>you're burning up! Here, i'll carry you to bed.
>mom's not here for a while so ill get you some medicine once shes back
>i'll make you something you can eat, i know how fever wores down your appetite
>you want a massage? I should get you some cold water first
>youve been working hard on your studies, i told you dont exert yourself
>... i know it doesnt have to do with the fever, dumbass
>yeah yeah, ill be here with you
>i got no class time this week anyway

>>29619362
>She taught me how to fly a kitty

>>29624358
Hit close to home with how accurate that statement is, the part about depending on them, the struggles and the comforts.
Not sure if it's the same for you, but she's about the only person I can actually trust and it kills me when I remember all the shit I did or refused to do for her.

>>29619362
>tfw you're in so deep you remember the FiW song first and nearly forgot BBBFF

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>>29625228
It's never too late. You can still do a lot for her, show how much you appreciate the stuff she's done for you. Rare case of how one family member means a lot than the rest, even loved at times.

As for me, I've had my fair share of love and trust with him, truly a BBBFF. Your big sis is still here in this life. You can still do something.

>inb4 anons saying "gaaaaaaay" "incest wincest"

>>29619362
I watched her grow into a stallion?

>>29623666
Thanks satan

>>29625443
No

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>>29619389
Butt stuff. Definitely butt stuff.

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>>29626693
>JUST PUT THINGS IN MY BUTT ANON!

>>29625318
I know, but we've never been the affectionate types.
I wouldn't know where to start.
Also, it's not hard to pick favorites when they're the only one there that give you the time of day.

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>>29628505
A loooot of ways to do this. You can start it off slow.
Do something nice like cooking for her, praise her, get a gift, a hug even. Try going ou with her, spend some quality time.

She might ask you whats with the sudden change or "why are you being nice?" Type of question. Well, you know your reason.

>>29628505
>>29629335
And then once your nice and close, you can ask to pop it in her pooper

>>29629335
Guess it's worth a shot.

I haven't spoken to her about anything other than memes and gossip since I can't even remember.
Probably since she was still in highschool.

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>>29619362
I threw myself into my studies

>>29619362
She taught me how to pitch a tent.

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>>29630675
Sounds like you two live far off or something.
Yeah, try something from what I've mentioned. It;ll work

bumps

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>>29631600
She lives in a middle class neighborhood and I'm stuck in the gutter for at least another year or two.