Stop scrolling and place your no hooves on the keyboard. This

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>>29618152
Nope.

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>>29618152
nope

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>>29618152
I, uh... hmm.

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>>29618160
C-criminal scum!

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>>29618198
Lady you're the one squatting on my head.

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>>29618152
I have naked pictures of you.

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>>29618152
Sorry officer

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>>29618308
>>29618251
...You're going to have to come with me.

>>29618349
You'll never take me alive, copper.

>>29618349
Go with the sexy cop pony? HELL YES.

>>29618349
pls be gentle

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>>29618423
Oh she'll be 'gentle' alright

>>29618349
AM I BEING DETAINED?!

>>29618459
Correct question

>>29618209
kek, it sounds so real.

>>29618349
>>29618459
AM I FREE TO GO?

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whats this pone's name mlp?

>>29618547
I'M A FREE CITIZEN!

>>29618547
I WANT TO STATE THAT I AM A FREE CITIZEN OF THE WORLD
WHERE'S YOU SUPERIOR ?
HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT !

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I am being arrested?

>>29618682
YOU SICK FUCK

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>>29618682
You sick fuck

>>29618152
I like the picture where she's raping Rainbow Dash. Fapped to that one a few times.

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>>29618152
I swear, she told me she was old enough and that she was just late in getting her cutie mark!

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I'm totally clean officer.

>>29618682
DELET

>>29618251
>>29618349
But that is not lewd, officer

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>>29618682
There's a special place in hell for people like you.

I'll see you there

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>>29619310
WE NEED BACKUP!

AM I BEING DETAINED!?

I have extra lewd images of the princess.
What if you let me go and it goes away?

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The princess stole my computer and put this image on it I swear.

All these anons going to pony prison.

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>>29619372

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>>29618349
Of course let me just
POCKET SAND

>>29620250
She wears glasses. Im afraid your pocket sand wont work.

>>29620258
It's magic sand, obviously. So magic that you won't find extra sand in the pockets six months after use.

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>>29618152
what constitutes Illegal lewds?
my lewds are kept safe in the lewd safe and aren't on my person

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>>29620258
Right, clever mare. Well officer do you have a permit to search? I'm afraid if you don't you'll hear from my horse attorney.

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>>29620355
OBJECTION!

>>29620355
You did just assault an officer. I'm afraid your rights have all been waived.

Bend over

>>29620355
You revealed a hidden weapon that seems like plenty of reason to search for more weapons.
Sorry anon your lewds are getting found.

>>29620355
I am pretty sure a conceled weapon gives her plenty of right to search for more. You also attacked her you are gonna get searched hard now

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>>29620398
>>29620419
>>29620426
What are you talking about? I was simply complying to the officers wishing and showing that I do in fact have lewds in my pockets. Just sand. Last time I checked a little accidental sand in the face isn't isn't grounds for assualt.

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I may or may not need help

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I swear it's not mine.

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>>29620469
GET DOWN, HE'S GOT A SHITTY SHIP

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>>29618152
What if I told you that I have a thing for hot police mares?

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>>29620292
As long as you haven't attempted to illegally modify your lewds, you should be alright. You didn't modify them now did you anon?

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>>29622450
Ban assault lewds

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>>29622504

>>29622504
dat split-second glimpse of Twilight's butt.

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What do you take me for, some kind of animal?

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officer this isn't what it looks like, I've been framed

>>29622779
>"Transporting a pony by box isn't a crime, sir."
>"However, transporting a pony with weed stuffed into its orifices, is."