ITT: We Pretend That We Just Saw The Movie

>>29615285
>the magic begins in 2017
It already ended in 2012.

>>29615288
2011*

>>29615285
Well, it was better than I thought it was going to be.

It still wasn't good, though.

>>29615291
1987*

>>29615298
1979*

I can't believe that scene of Rainbow Dash getting the barbed cat dick didn't get cut.

>>29615315
I can't believe she died.

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>your face when season 8 will feature Capper as a new member of the mane 6

>>29615311
*1941

>>29615436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wYIGy0E3ps

I really hated the scene where rainbow dash locks everyone out of her house and spike says "I want to come inside, rainbow dash!" And he proceeds to wink at the camera...

I think I cringed so hard that I pulled a muscle.

I still can't believe they killed off so many characters in this movie.

I was just expecting the villain to die and that's it, but no.

This whole movie is just one big blood bath.

I think they took influence from the original Transformers movie. Especially with Celestia's death.

We probably didn't need that musical number where every single mare graphically gives birth.

Also, why was every single baby just a smaller Twilight. They never explained that.

Also why did they talk directly to the audience.

Also why did they say my own name in my mother's voice.

>>29615510
Well this movie was directed by michael bay. That probably explains why explains why everyone had a pair of double Ds.

>>29615285
I don't know about you guys, but Twilight's death was a punch to the gut for me.

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>>29615551
What do you mean "death"? She just disappeared from the movie all together with no explanation. I bet you anything that the writers just forgot about her.

>>29615546
The original animated Transformers movie, idiot.

Although I did find it weird that Bay was also a part of this project.

>>29615473
kek

>>29615533
>>29615510
>>29615473
I didn't care was laughing too hard

>>29615583
IT was even worse when they had the rape scene...

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>>29615333
>Capper is a reccuring boyfriend of Rarity

>>29615285
It may have been bad but at least we'll get so much porn of the Fluttercord kid!

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WHY THE FUCK DID THEY MAKE BRANDONKINGS OC CANON!!!!

Shit movie. The self-insert character wasn't like me enough.

Name a scene that DIDN'T have anything to do with toy advertising.

you can't

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>Lyra and Bon Bon finally kissed

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>>29615285
Fuck they turned everpony in Equestria into Alicorns and this appears. pic related

>>29615285
And once again, the princesses did fuck all, what a shocker.

WHY SO MUCH FUCKING FAN PANDERING REEEEE

SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS SHIT SUCKS

worse or just like the new Ghostbusters: SJW morals and bad music.

I had so much hopes...

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Why did Applejack not get a single line in the film?

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>>29615285
Wow that movie left so many unanswered question unanswered.
I can wait to see the look of all those Anons who said that "the movie will rejuvenate the fandom". I bet there's going to be so much discussion about how newcomers regretted not joing the ride from the start and how they skipped over such a successful franchise such as this.

>>29615285
Can't believe Twi got her wings ripped off and glim went on her own at the end

>>29615285
Why were they still introducing characters at the end of the movie and during the credits?

Why was the swimboxing scene so long?

How did the storm king talk with tempests' horn under his tongue the whole time?

Why did capper hoot like daffy duck every time he masturbated off screen?

>>29615641
I lost

>>29615285
Of course, they had to give the edgy OC a rape backstory, but why the fuck did they not show it, when they had almost every other character in the rape scene

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>>29615285

>>29615436
*1914

>>29615285
Dear Autist in the row behind me,

While I appreciate that you enjoyed Derpy's role in the movie, it would have been far easier for the rest of us to enjoy it as well had you not called her name out loudly literally every time she appeared on the screen.

>>29617658
*1862

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WHT TH FUK IS WONK WITH YO YU FAGGTS IT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVAH (commences autistic screeching)

>>29617681
*1812

>>29617665
the constant fapping was annoying too, I couldn't hear a good share of the movie because of all the sounds of jizzing

Holy shit did you anons even stay after the credits because if you did you would see they hint at making a sequel

>>29617282
who?

>>29617551
>Why did capper hoot like daffy duck every time he masturbated off screen?
porn when?

>>29617932
*1776

>>29619987
1692*

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Wow, that furry orgy halfway through was pretty hot!

I feel like the mass execution scene went on for a bit too long. It kinda got uncomfortable after a while.

>>29619990
1547*

>>29615285

Lauren voicing Celestia's mother was a nice surprise.

>ITT: Everyone "Ironically" pretends to be themselves, judging something before it's out and before they know anywhere near enough about it.

>>29620275
>autism speaks

>>29620251
1492*

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>>29615285

Fuck you Hasbro. Fuck you 100 times more mccunty and vogel

ITS FUCKING MY LITTLE ***PONY***

NOT MY LITTLE ZOO (UNLESS ITS A FARM)!

WHY DID THEY HAD TO INTRODUCE ALL THESE TMBLUR DEVIANTART REJECTS CHARACTERS TO THIS SHOW!!!

FML

I'LL NEVER LEAVE THIS RIDE. EVER

>>29620337
Autism Speaks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmB83uWO6Hk

This is autism speaks, you dumb nigger. A bunch of disgusting sociopathic shithead mothers and the trained-to-be-quiet raised-wrong kids they use to milk each other for sympathy porn points.

>>29620356
The Big Bang*

So I'm not the only one who saw the Shrek cameo, right?

>>29615285
I dunno I enjoyed it, but as usual, people just have too high expectations

/mlp/ is full of whiny movie-threads atm

>>29620678
*dibs bedora*