I hate the Irish now
>>29611588
you mean you are jealous of the Irish now.
>>29611588
Get out.
>>29611588
God bless the Irish.
>>29611588
>Meanwhile the Scots just fuck sheep because they look like their women.
>>29611588
>no wanting to fuck horses
>literally that gayest thing you can do
>>29611588
seems like an odd tradition. do you think zoophilia was overly shunned?
>"My lord, we have many wenches willing to-"
"That won't be necessary."
>The king stood stark naked and fully erect facing the winking clit of the impossibly brilliant white mare.
>"Oh, uh, you're ready, already. I see. How, unexpected."
"Cease your ramblings peasant and spread those flanks further. I won't be satisfied until my chin is behind her clit."
>"The ceremony only requires-"
"I know what the ceremony requires you mfmffff nffm mfff."
>And there was much rejoicing.
>>29611588
>ritually sacrificing a white bull on a tiny island
Seems legit.
>>29611672
>seems like an odd tradition
IT was quite a common tradition in cults of nature-worship, like the old Celts before Christianity fucked everything up. I mean, there was the whole problem with blood sacrifice and all, but some things are WORTH sacrifice!
>>29611631
That's the Welsh you fucking septic.
>>29611588
>mfw I'm decended by Irish kings
I always had a feeling I had horse loving in me. Just call me king horsefucker.
>>29611588
Where is this from? Or should I just assume you saved this off /lit/ and no nothing about what this book is about?
>>29612442
Obviously you don't have it in you to be king of the Irish.