Bimbo

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>humanized
it's shit

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>huge breasts 7216
>bimbo 1000
define "bimbo"

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>>29608920
Happy sluts

>>29608848
oh shoot we've come a long way

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>>29608848
noice

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It begins

Die.
15 posts 5 IPs.
Fuck off faggots. hooves > feet, pony > human. This is not a furry or porn board. Ponies or nothing, and this shit is not ponies.

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>>29608920
Incredibly hot, incredibly stupid.

Bimbo is all about retarded nymphomaniacs that they're literally addicted to cock, always wanting sex and looking as slutty as possible to get it.

Bimbo is more about their actual sex-craze behavior

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>>29609199
stupid is somewhat arguable but yes, cock lust must be set to max and even further if possible.
that said I wouldn't mind seeing some bimbo lesbianism

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I want a thousand pics in this thread

>>29610156
>https://derpibooru.org/1379609

I think your prayers got heard

>>29608848
Fuck no, DB is a fucking awful site

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>>29610572
praise annon

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>>29608848
Congrats, guys.
It's still a real fun ride.

>>29609199
>>29610156
I've toyed with the idea in the past that some bimbos were dumb as rocks, but could be naive and pure too. Mostly for feels purposes than to actually fap to, although Pinkie doing a surprise boobhat and smothering you accidentally is hot as fuck.
And then you have the poor souls that are still mostly intact except their libidos get cranked to 11 and have to adjust to the slow brain drain in order to stay ahead of their lusts.

>>29610572

>no action, just a cocktease
>"I couldn't draw faces to save my life" Annon

What a disappointment.

>>29610980
Sauce?

>>29609199
Ehhh.
There isn't much stupid in these threads.
Mostly focus on the body mod and nymphomania with a good bit of clothing reduction for good measure.

>>29609199
Sauce?

>>29608892
Gilda the semen demon.

>>29610999
shit I have no idea which one I like better

>>29608848
what will happen if she drinks it?

>>29610156
>>29610999
>>29611460
Bimbos are dumb as bugs. Bimbos are all about sex and literally nothing else. It's a huge accomplishment if they can read, let alone write. Counting over ten is nearly impossible for them, and cooking, driving and such is way out of their league. They wouldn't even know how to care for their own baby, that's how stupid they are. The only reason they even have brains in their skulls is so they don't forget to breathe; other than that, they "think" with their worn out cunts and saggy plastic tits. Their IQ always has two digits at most, and never exceeds 50.

People like you are either as retarded as bimbos, or have severe mental issues for liking this kind of fucked up shit.

Go hang yourselves, if you know how to tie a noose. Otherwise, just use a knife to slit your throat. With the sharp end, of course.

>>29612130
Did you even read my reply?
Our main writefriend doesn't do any stupid.

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>>29611443
Cropped from Reiduran's stuff
this one is fresh from maarthul

>>29612055
I'd probably go for an overeager bimbo waifu that I can impress with dumb trivia and then netflix and chill for the whole weekend.

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Bimbo's are plates

>>29614013
>black Maud
But y tho?

>>29612243
Fascinated by normal trivia because no one else took their time to teach her

u...unf

>>29615107
>Go steady with bimbo sci-Twilight
>Sex-crazed, cock-thirsty
>Gives you a "good morning" blowjob; a "thanks for getting me a mug of coffee" blowjob; a "we're both sitting on the same couch together" blowjob; constantly pursues you for sex, and doesn't resist at all if you go up and slide your hands under the tiny piece of fabric that she calls a shirt
>Has a degree in advanced mathematics, physics, and chemistry and can talk circles around you with scientific jargon that makes perfect sense to her
>Her research room is full of bookshelves, chalkboards, and piles of written notes
>Is still super ditsy and worries that her newest outfit (she goes shopping 4 times a week thanks to the research grants she's given) isn't revealing enough skin or doesn't make her boobs look big enough
>Forgets what she's doing half the time unless it has something to do with her research

I prefer this compromise. Twilight losing her intelligence and personality makes me sad.

>>29614859
Farmers tan and her hair stands out against rick brown.
i love maud's swimsuit

>>29615469
>"Anon! Baby, get this one!"
>Twilight points to a hot-pink convertible with a look of awe and glee on her face.
>You and your girlfriend are on a vacation in another city and need to rent a car to get around.
>You were here at the rentals just yesterday, but you went back to the hotel empty-handed at your girl's insistence.
>She immediately sequestered herself away in the bathroom when you got back without a car and took your laptop with her.
>Judging by the sounds she made when you checked up on her, she spent most of her time masturbating to online porn.
>What, is she getting this piece of shit because it's pink?
>You knew she was a ditz, bu-
>"I totally did a bunch of research on this make and model yesterday, right? The engine it uses is SUPES fuel-efficient for hot lil' number its size and weight!"
>She does a happy little dance (which is impressive enough on its own since she's wearing 5-inch heels) and you can't help but watch her tits jump up and down just slightly out of time with her movement.
>If she isn't careful, you're going to get in trouble for indecent exposure.
>"And, like, we don't even need to worry about the lowered roof increasing drag from the air until we start driving faster than 44 miles per hour."
>She steps up to the car and gives it a light slap on trunk.
>"Besides, babe, this colour goes with, like, almost every outfit I brought with me. I'll be stylin' and profilin'!"

>>29615573
I like this.
Going to continue?

>>29616076
>Twilight drags her tongue up the length of your cock, having just spent the last ten minutes enjoying the taste of your balls.
>She suckles the tip and laps up the leaking pre-cum with a blissful expression, before taking in more and more of your dick.
>You can feel your spongy head poke the back of Twilight's throat, and she makes a tiny gagging noise.
"Twi, you gonna be alright this time?"
>You don't want a repeat of the last time she tried to deepthroat you; it took you forever to clean the smell out of your sheets.
>Twilight pulls her head back up and smiles at you.
>"Ayy, who do you think you're talking to?"
>Twilight starts to absent-mindedly jack you off while she talks, using her spit as lubrication.
>"I spent, like, 20 dollars on bananas so that I wouldn't make a mess this time! Oh, gawd, you wouldn't be-LIEVE the sale I found, baby."
>Twilight's stroking slows to a halt as she gets more and more into her story.
>"I found this cute top that really shows off my nip-"
>Speaking of nipples, you lean down and grab a handful of breast to get your girlfriend's attention.
>Twilight moans reflexively and then giggles, blushing up at you as she starts jacking you off again.
>"Oh my gosh, I'm like so sorry, Anon. I'll show it off to you later, 'kay?"
>Twilight opens her maw wide and then stops right before her tongue touches you.
>You nearly whine out loud in disappointment.
>"Oh, I forgot!"
>Twilight gets to her feet and turns around to face you.
>Her bare ass (a sight you never get tired off) is host to a buttplug of rather strange design.
>Rather than being made of some kind of plastic, it's made of metal and has a big fat dial on the back of it. Instead of being solid, it has two arms holding her open that are attached to some soft-looking pads.
>You can see straight inside of her through the opening.
>She jiggles her ass a little bit, making the plump cheeks dance.

>>29616291
>"You're totes too big for me, Anon," she says with a wink, "so I built this in my lab. It's like that thing-a-ma-jig that, like, doctors use when they wanna see inside of your cooter. After figuring out the volume of your cock and the elasticity of my donk-"
>She gives her ass a light slap
>"-I figured out exactly how much stretching I gots-ta do before I can, like, sit on your lap and stuff. See this?"
>She caresses the dial you had noticed before, slowly rotating it back and forth with a husky moan.
>"This thingy makes it open and close, see? I just gotta make it a little bigger e'rry day, and soon you'll be able to stuff me full with that monster in between your legs!"
>Lubricant dribbles from her asshole, seeming to be sourced from a bottle screwed into the device.
"Wanna see if you're ready right now?"
>She looks at your cock and licks her lips, her finger still fiddling with the dial.
>"I dunno, baby... my calculations say that I need to do this for like five more days..."
>She grips the device and starts to slowly slide it out of her ass.
>"...but science is, like, so totally all about experimenting."

>>29616301
Unf.

>>29616385
Pink highlights all day everyday.

>>29616385
qt

>>29616301
dick status: diamonds

>>29616385
ShimSham choker. Are they a couple?

>>29616580
Open bisexuals.

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>>29616385
>Ace
>Queen
>Condom
Wew. I love the little touches of personality that leak through. The heart motif is cute too, but she has a whole lot of busy-ness going on around her neck that's a little distracting.

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Is it wrong that I want to see a bimbo Canterlot High version of the Greasy Slut restaurant?

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>>29616623
>"Anon! Like, check out my new job! Oh Em Gee, you just HAVE to come visit me when I have a shift there. I, like, got the job and I didn't even have to show them my application form! Which is fine by me, 'cuz I didn't really understand what it meant by 'previous experience'. Like, experience working at a burger joint or, like, eating there?"

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>>29616584
As long as she doesn't get inbetween the true startrix couple

>>29608848
Bimbo is worst then scat fetish, and that's saying a lot.

>>29616662
The pervert in me wants to see a skinny bimbo go in and get a job, and after a few weeks becomes a full-size fatty bimbo due to the employee menu discount.

>>29616684
Take some English lessons my man, your grammar is embarrassing.

>>29616713
Even a bimbo could spell better. And that's saying a lot.

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>>29616684
Subpar bait.

>>29616703
>Takes you clothes shopping to get a bigger size
>Drags you by the hand into the changing rooms so that she can ask if it looks good
>Often disregards the changing booth because OMG SHOPPING and strips nude right in front of you in between outfits
>Dat FUCKING ass

>>29616713
I thought stupidity appealed to bimbo fags?

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>>29616684
>>29616742

>>29616617
>Bimbo girlfriend doesn't want to use a condom because it feels better without one
>Tries to convince Anon by using a bunch of lines she read from my japanese porn animes
>"I want you to fill me up!"
>"Turn my womb into a swimming pool for semen!"

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>>29616301
whew lad, really got me going

>>29616617
didn't even notice the condom. That girl is ready

>>29616762
>nobody cares
>He says as he replies

>>29616810
Y-yeah, well...

>Bimbo Harshwhinny
>Tries to get you organized and keep everything by the books; is outraged by how messy and "unprofessional" your bedroom is
>Doesn't like it when you stick it in her pooper spontaneously
>Gets distressed easily when her schedule slips ("we were supposed to start fucking 15 minutes ago!") and does an unhappy little dance in-place that makes her boobs jiggle
>Frequently cheats on her diet and uses sex to burn the calories off

I wanna see a bimbo who has to babysit, but she's of course completely forbidden to talk about anything sexual. Which makes her sweat heavily and almost explode

>>29616810
So that's why you keep bumping the thread?
You like bimbos then?
Cause this thread was pretty slow till you showed up.
Might have even fallen off without you.
Thanks or liking the thread so much that you post replies to get more people to reply to the thread. You've done the thread a great service.

>>29616850
No, actually I was bullied by a bitch who was a self proclaimed bimbo and I have a bad experience with them. So this fetish really pisses me off, that anyone would find stupid whores suitable lovers.

>>29616904
That wasn't a true bimbo, sounds more like the queen bee/class bitch archetype trying to steal the somewhat more innocent title of bimbo from the true owners.

>>29616904
Not that Anon, btw. I don't like bimbos IRL either, but there are a lot of fetishes I have that I would be disgusted to see outside of my fantasies. An important thing to remember, Anon, is that there's a difference between what we like and what we like to masturbate to.

>>29616788
Given that Canon Twilight has severe burger lust, but ignores it because of her studying addiction, would Bimbo Twilight have a similar burger lust?

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>>29616703
>basically the premise of that one moondancer story
lmao

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>>29617018
Maybe.

>>29612243
>overeager bimbo waifu that I can impress with dumb trivia

suddenly the concept of a bimbo going after the anon the nerd makes way more sense

>>29617230
and she'll get super proud when she can teach him something for a change,

Also anon's female childhoos nerd friend friend who she shows the wonders of the woman body. She even invents toys made for pleasure.
Slowly unaware she also turns more and more into a bimbo (with brains) but learns to turn it off once she and her both worship anon's dick.

>>29617113
It wasn't a bad story.

In fact, kinda wish we had more like it.

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>>29617270
Having gone through making that, I'm glad there isn't.

>>29608848
at least half of them are shit, and less than 10% are actually good

>>29617627
>You will never eat out a tall girl with big tits and a round ass
End me, senpai.

>>29614012
>That year’s benefit for the Ponyville Animal Shelter was destined to go down as the single most successful charity event in the history of Ponyville.
>And while the P.A.S. was greatful to Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie for their enthusiastic, if unorthodox, performance during the event, new rules where enacted the next year limiting the types of entertainment that could be showcased during the benefit.

>Much to the disappointment of a large portion of Ponyville’s population.

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>>29617745
You will never fuck someone dressed up as a scarecrow
I'm ready to fucking die.

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>>29615573
>>29616291
>>29616301
Good lord...

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>>29609199
>retarded nymphomaniacs

Those are good I guess, but my fetish is intelligent bimbos.

Most MLP bimbo stuff involving Twilight has her slowly turn into a cock-starved moron. Why isn't it more popular for her to keep her intelligence while just slowly becoming more and more lewd?

>"Alright Anonymous, what is the answer to number twelve?"
>He gets it right, but completely misses that if you switch the numbers for letters, with any number over 52 looping back around, it spells out the sentence "INSERT YOUR PHALLUS AFTER THIS LESSON."
>Twilight continues to be denied by her own intelligence.

>>29618469
>Fetish is intelligent bimbos
We are a precious few anon. I'd rather the bimbo tf victim just become less and less inhibited along with the body changes. Most mental tf just drops them straight into retard mode.

>>29619098
I hear you. But sometimes you just want a fuckbunny.

Like the Scilight story where she loses her intelligents the hornier she gets. But after a good fucking she's back track.

>>29608918
>latex
hhhhhnnnnnnnnnngggg

>>29608848
you have already
>>29515469

>>29620561
they're different, you fucking retard

>>29620580
>3 humanized threads on the catalog
Try again douche

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Praise curves!

>>29608848
>NO
>FUCKING
>HOOVES

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>>29620593
3?
what's the third one?
also, pic related

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>>29620600
if I get her pregnant, will the child be born a principal?

>>29620650
Being principal is not a hereditary title.

>>29618469
Sauce on that pic?

>>29620661
>he doesn't get the joke
Flurry heart was BORN an alicorn, right
all the EqG versions of alicorns are Principals and Deans, so the joke is that if EqG Cadance were to have a kid, that it would be born a Principal

>>29620983
>Rainbow Dash gets custom made heels that are of the style of those awful knee-high sneakers
>Models all of her footwear off of the sneakers
I'll never understand the EqG designer and why he had an obsession with knee-high footwear, even when it didn't match the character.

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>>29620983

>>29621000
Tennis shoe heels are a thing, Anon. She didn't have to get them custom made.

>>29608848
>bimbo

Just like the real Tara Strong!

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>>29621031
>Tennis shoe heels are a thing
God fucking dammit.

>>29621041
Someday when I'm rich, I'm going to find all the original voice actors of MLP and make them voice my MLP porn.

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>>29621041
necessary.

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u-unf... unf... unf

>>29621406
everyday should be bra-less day

>>29621481
Torso looks a bit short and thin but otherwise unf.

>>29616385
>>29621481
I love the collars they both have.

http://recklessquarian.tumblr.com/image/158078924737

MILFS!

Milfs, Milfs, Milfs, MILFS

>>29620621
>KILL
>YOUR
>SELF

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>>29621448
You're goddamn right it should be.

>>29621774
>Bean Wrestling
>1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a Clit War!

>>29621774
>sundown
Give a word of warning next time, I just ate

>>29621896
>meme-ing
Give a word of warning next time, I just ate

>>29621774
>Anon has a couple of older bimbos he's been giving attention to
>Doesn't even have to be out-right fucking; maybe he goes to their houses every Saturday evening for a game of canasta
>The milf-bimbos get jealous that the other milf-bimbos are receiving the attention of "such a strapping young man"
>They decide to face of for the right to seduce and fuck Anon
>The milf-bimbos compete the only way they know how
>"Give up! Ah~"
>>"N-N-Never!"

>>29621774
nice

>>29621481
Domo arigato, Mr. Annon-o.

>>29621910
>Dutygenerating
Give a world of warning next time, I just hate

>>29621774
>http://recklessquarian.tumblr.com/image/158078924737
I don't take part in the Sundown meme but this image kinda fuckin sucks.

>>29620621
>(YOU)
>(YOU)
>(YOU)

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>>29620621
>The day you realized that some people take memes seriously

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literally semon demon

>>29622390
nice
I hope he does a daydream version too

>>29616904
So was she taller than you? Because that would explain why you harass the huge humans thread as well.

>>29622419
Maybe meme magic has brought the "I don't like thing" meme to life and he's trolling the boards, moaning and bitching about content that doesn't personally appeal to him. Do you think he gets equally upset when people tell him that HIS fetishes are shit?

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>>29622419
Manlets. When WILL they learn?

>>29622438
I'd gladly be a manlet if it means being at chest-height with these bimbos.

>>29622438
>254 cm
8' 4"
even basketball players are manlets compared to her

>>29622460
>chest-height
more like crotch-height

>>29622438
tall bimbolestia is my thing. Sadly she'll never find someone big enough to manhandle her

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>>29622472
this guy was 8' 1" tall when he died at 21

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>>29608848

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>>29622218
>4U
>Bane
>CIA

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>>29621774
>http://recklessquarian.tumblr.com/image/158078924737

SUNNY OH MY GOD

>>29622469
>>29622472

Not understanding the joys of short stacks.

This is sad.

>>29622469
>more like crotch-height
Even better.

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he just won't stop

https://derpibooru.org/1381088

>>29622438
I want this. I need this. Are there any fics with tall bimo celestia?

>humanized
Meh.
>juicy lip bimbos wearing neon colored lipstick
unnnnnf

>>29622645
>"""""Accidentally""""" walk crotch-first into a bimbo
>Clumsily grasp at her hips and crotch as you try and pretend to escape
>Squirm around as you put up the guise of trying and failing to push yourself away from her
>Bimbo grabs your shoulders and your head, and seems torn between pushing you off of her and mashing your face into her groin

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Okay. Super. For Real. Important.
What's Rarity's favorite girl scout cookie?

>>29623847
Is it s'mores because of horse-Rarity's marshmallow nature, or because everyone wants s'more of that ass?

>>29623847
Is it thin mints, because her skin is white as the freshly fallen snow and usually the minty goop inside of minty cookies is coloured white? I don't know man, is this a trick question or are you honestly curious what cookie Rarity most likely gorges herself on?! If it's an honest question, then snickerdoodles. This is because snickerdoodles are delicious, and Rarity probably thinks the name sounds funny.

>>29623847
Twerking Christmas bimbo Rarity does things to muh dick.
Good things.

>>29623975
Fuck you guys. I was proud of this pun.

>>29608920
>define "bimbo"
ur mom

Does anyone have a link to the master pastebin?

>>29624800
http://pastebin.com/JFDZYYBu

>>29624003
I'd love to see a story of anon having to reassure Bimbo Rarity that she's still hot after she's binged through fifty boxes of thin mints.

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Morning Bimbo Bump

>>29626068
what wonders will await us today

>>29625281
>Rarity is in bed, crying, with empty boxes of thin mints scattered throughout the room
>Crumbs are all over her sheets
>Weird white goopy stuff is smeared all over her face like it's a Saturday night for her
>Anon has to "talk her down" and convince her to come out from under the covers
>It takes some time, a little bit of blind praise, and some real actual sincere compliments, but Anon eventually gets Rarity to go from "bawling" to "sniffling" and to crawl out from under the covers
>Turns out Rarity put on the outfit that made her feel the most sexy
>Turns out it succeeds
>Rarity is quite pleased to see your shocked and hungry expression, as well as the obvious bulge in your pants
>That almost accomplishes as much for her self-esteem as your hour-long talk did
>"Darling, you've been, like, so totally magnifique for putting up with moi. I wanna show you how much I appreciate that."
>Cue hours of non-stop fucking


Completely unrelated question: Have there been any Anon x Bimbo romance green? I've got some weird feels today.

>>29626080
first thing that pops to mind is Beta x Bimbo

http://pastebin.com/FcYhiEXR

>>29623209
shit taste

>>29626141
KYS

>>29626207
FOUND THE UNDERAGE
MODS

Bimbump

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what would you write her

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>>29627641
>Dear Applejack
>I know we're pretty much strangers, but something's been bothering me lately.
>It's really giving me a lot of grief every time I see you.
>I've wrestled with telling you or not and finally decided that you need to know.
>I can see your underwear.
>Like, all the time.
>Fix your fucking pants, girl!
>That's all.
>TTFN
>Anon
>P.S.
>I hope that doesn't make things weird between us.

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>>29627727
''Consarn it, what underwear?''

>>29627757
stupid pranks

>>29627641
>Dear Applejack
>I have been admiring you from afar for many weeks.
>Your eyes are like pools of liquid jade and I would be happy to lose myself in them.
>To compare your beauty to the stars at night would be to speak lightly of your perfect physique.
>Please shove my face somewhere in your body warm and encompassing.
>Yours sincerely,
>Your Secret Admirer
>XOXO

>>29627757
>Applejack thinks she might have lost a thong somewhere up there and can't remember whether or not she took it off
>Corners Anon and strips herself nude from the waist down, and then tries to convince him to dig around to dig around in there to see if he can find anything

>yfw bimbojack rejects you because you're not a musclecake himbo with 12 inch cock

>>29628002
That's the problem with these concepts. Great on paper, but it always runs into the problem of why an 11/10 stacked, tall-as-fuck woman who could have almost literally any guy she wants (1/10 men are gay).... go for a tiny average every-man like Anon. I'd actually love to hear someone come up with a serious answer to that.

>>29628048
bimbo gets tired of the same ol same?

>>29628048
Bimbofication comes with lower standards yo.
In one of CHS Anon's stories Rainbow Dash his hot under the collar for the perverted gym teachers.

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>>29628048
>AJ gets super horny at some point and wants to make with anyone. ANYONE.
>Tries to hit on tiny anon, he's no way he'll resist a once in a life time chance
>Asks him to carry some books or something to get him to an isolated room
>anon knows she's way out of his league and doesn't think she's flirting
>Actually helps her with the task and leaves.
>Just leaves.
What.
>First thinks he's gay.
>Later gets confirmed that he isn't
>Fuck.
>Now she's obssesed with getting to score him. No way she can let this slide.
>Starts confronting him more, small talks
>Actually starts getting to know him
>Gets to talk to someone about other stuff that just the superficial
>They listen to each other worries
>Go to events
>During a hilarious stand up comedy both laughing
>Suddenly the amazon starts to feel something she's never felt before when looking at him
>Is that what they call butterflies in your stomach?

>>29628154
holy fuck all my spelling errors. I better get some sleep

>>29628093
yeah bimbos are these wonderful carefree spirits who just want sex for sex. They get happy, their partner get happy, it's all good. Open relationships is where it's at for them

>>29626080
As much as I love Rarity, I feel like even as a bimbo, she'd be the most high maintenance girl around.

>>29628154
The world needs more obsessed stalker bimbos.

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>>29628154
Yes please.

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>>29628242
she'll even dress herself all classy for the dates hangout

>>29628280
I can kinda see her go from the Daisy Dukes type to a Southern Belle type when she dresses up fancy.

In before jokes about zebras bringing her her Mint Julep

which are some good site to find general bimbo stories? Maybe some with good search engines

>>29628242
>Late at night in Applejack's bedroom
>All the vibrators and bottles of lube have been shoved off of her desk and are in a messy pile in the corner
>Applejack is haunched over said desk, furiously pouring over stacks of paper
>There's a mug of cider that's been knocked over on its side with its contents spilled all over the floor
>The only light source is a table lamp that's pointing at a cork board
>Cork board has candid photos of Anon, a map of the local area, and a stolen copy of his class schedule all pinned up
>Thumb pins mark different locations, notably Canterlot High, Anon's house, and the places that Anon likes to hang out at, all connected by red twine
>Sweat drips down Applejack's brow as she cross-references the papers on the table with the information on the cork board
>"Ah just don't get it. What am I missin'? Anon ain't no queer, I done figured that out. Why won't he fuck me? What's his game?!"
>Applejack abruptly pulls back, grabs the desk by the edges, and yanks her arms up.
>The desk flips, sending paper everywhere and knocking over the desk lamp
>"Consarnit!"

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>>29628594
>Loving some green. It's a good color that fits her.

She just ain't no Twilight

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>>29628280

>>29628594
Is it wrong that I want a non-bimbo Applebloom show up and point out the obvious and simple answer.

A rare case of a bimbo clearly over thinking something.

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Rarity must be saving a lot of cash on fabric as a bimbo

>>29628887
>"Anon? Like, why did you take me to one of those non-nudity beaches? You know that ogling other gals totally makes me hot for you~"

>>29628738
>"Sis, I'll spill the beans on yer lil' boyfriend if you, like, let me have a ride with him."

https://derpibooru.org/1381949
Who she talkin to?

>>29629312
Herself, because no one else likes her.

>>29629312
She's calling you, Anon.
Hurry up before you miss her call forever.

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>>29629312
You know who...

>>29629366
Has anyone considered the fact that just maybe, this Anon Applejack's got the hots for prefer a softer, less muscular form?

Anon secretly has a similar conspiracy board based around Pinkie Pie, and how to catch her attention and affection

>>29629312

A plastic surgeon to fix her face, hopefully.

>>29629448
Yeah annons faces have a lot to work on

>>29622390
>>29616385

but you can't deny it's getting better with some drawings. here's hoping for more

>>29629366
>"Like, oh my God, Dashie! E'rry time Ah try'an make the moves on this guy, he totally doesn't even acknowledge me! It's such a bummer!"
"It's totes his loss, Jackie. Is he a fag or something?"
>"Pfft! Like, as if. Ah made sure to, like, bend over and stuff in front of him, and Ah totally caught him sneaking a peek at my tits."
"Ooohhh... Were you wearing that cute red see-through top?"
>"Y'all know it, girl! Ah got myself all hot an' bothered before Ah met with him too so that my nips would, like, be able to cut diamond or whatever."
"Mmm... yeah, I can picture that. S-So, what did he do?"
>"He just handed me my books and walked away!"
"He probably legged it to the bathroom so that he could jack it to you, AJ. I'll, like, bet you a hundred dollars he was thinkin' all about stuffing his face in between your boobies."
>"Oh God, Ah so fuckin' hope so. It's like, I'm passing up so many booty calls just to get this lil' sugarcube into my bed, right? It's a matter of princess-si-pal!"
"Principle."
>"Ugh! Like, whatevs, Dashie!"
"..."
>"..."
"...so, are you like, still wearing that top?"
>"Nuh-uh. It got kinda hot on the farm so I'm just goin' round nude right now."
"O-Oh yeah? But, uh, isn't your little sister at home too?"
>"Heck yeah she is, girl! I'm giving her that tit-massage thingy you told me about right now."
"Fuck, that's hot."
>"...Ah know. Ah just said it was like a trillion degrees on the farm. Jeez, Dashie, you can be such an airhead sometimes."

>>29629479

He still has a long way to go.

>>29629434
>Applejack is used to fucking hot, muscular guys
>It's become the norm for her
>She can't help but see a small guy (for you) like Anon as exotic
>something something romantic feelings happen
>something something i'm desperately lonely

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>>29629484
fuck I love this concept

>Sister tit-massage

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>>29629484
>>29629514
>Casually bisexual and incestous bimbo

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>>29629500
yeah but compared to when he started it's going the right way I think

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>>29629529
how could you NOT massage that

Maybe Bloom is getting in on it and invites anon over for ''Pie''.

Anon literally bakes a pie for the occassion. Wouldn't be fair to eat at their place without offering the same thing back.

It's a great pie though.

>>29628154

I´d pay to read the whole story. Can you do it? Can anyone do it? Please?

>>29629484
>>29629514
I would love to know the reason for this "tit-massage thingy" that Dash told her about.

Maybe some way to increase breast size?

>>29629581
>Apple Bloom thinks that this is the sweetest, most adorable thing she's ever seen
>Dotes over him like a puppy-dog
>Completely forgets about her sister's attempts (and her own attempts as well) to get into Anon's pants and gives him tips for "making friends" with Applejack that encourage further sweet&adorable behaviour

>>29629614
Dash just wanted to get a tit-massage from AJ. Either that, or she only half-remembers an article from some dumb magazine and she's pretty sure it'll do SOMETHING beneficial.

>>29629619
I can see this end up with a lot more pies, chocolates, and sweets coming into the Apple household.

>>29629639
>Applejack starts thinking that Anon is trying to tell her she's interested
>"Some bitches call their cooters "pies", right?"
>She's just so confused by his behaviour that she isn't sure how to proceed

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>>29629603
Yeah seconded. I would especially enjoy scenes where Jackie jills in frustration. And the more time passes the wilder her thoughts of what's she'll do to him get,

Then she'll let all her frustration out on Applebloom sended her to cloud 9. AB orgasm harder than she's ever had. Truly anon must have a mastermind plan not to get in on this.

>>29629639
> Anon has a passion for baking, but never got to share it with anyone.
>He actually starts learning alot from the apple family.
>Granny's secret recipe is a knockout!

>>29629619
>Anon takes Apple Bloom's friendship advice and asks applejack more about how to make apple desserts
>Even AJ starts losing track of time as she teaches him (no one outside family has ever asked a bimbo to TEACH)
>Anon is grateful for all the things he's learned and heads home
>AJ goes to her bed and relaxes
''Well that was like, a nice evening''
>She closes her eyes enjoying the silence
''DARN IT, THAT WASN'T THE PLAN''

She calls RD again

>>29629739
"Hey, Jac-"
>"Son of a bitch, Dashie!"
"Not today, huh?"

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>>29629739
GILF

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>>29628154
This story should start with her riding a monster cock. The stud has already cummed 5 times but that cowgirl keeps milking. And her ass is so perk and fat that when she sways it ones dick springs right back up. No Mercy.

Then there's anon moving his lawn.

You know eh, for establishment.

>>29629755
>"Pie"

>>29629779
*Mowing.

I guess he could try and move his lawn with a shovel to another place if he has nothing better to do.

>>29629779
>"A-and then she always brings his cock up w-when she and Anon are talking, right? A-a-and then she sees Anon's dick and it's so much smaller than the other dude's dick is! And then Applejack won't let him cum because the other guy is just... just so SUPERIOR to Anon!"

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>>29629796
>AJ orgasm denials Anon

FUCK

>>29629779
>>29629796
>>29629808
we cuck now?

>>29626141
>he doesn't want the sensation of big soft lips going down his shaft

Fag.

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If she only knew what he really wanted. Anon is a simple fellow.

Also would she be super jealous if he talked to other girls? I'm not really sure.

>>29608848
>Applejack goes to twilight for advice.

>But she's busy with her magic mumbo jumbo.

>of course! Magic will solve everything.

>She uses and has ot steamy sex with anon

>wasn't that diffcult

BIP BIP BIP BIP *click*

>It was all a dream

>>29629840
After all the time and effort she's invested in Anon, she isn't about to just let some hussy get her claws in him.

anon a few friends, but they grew/turned into himbos. Now he's alone and feels more and more isolated

+ 10 sentimental points

I bet Big Mac would be a total bro though

>>29629993
>anon a few friends
DOS TACOS POR FAVOR

>>29629830
>liking disguisting pigs
leave

>>29630045
Careful with Drumpft

>>29630206
>not liking big lips
>bimbo thread
You leave.

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Bimbo mini Pinkie Pie is cute! Cute!

>>29631251
>Tiny bimbo Pinkie Pie only comes up to your crotch
>She takes advantage of this whenever she can

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>>29631857
>>29631251

>Shortstack Bimbo Pinkie Pie

Anon pls

>>29631863
>"Mister Anon? I'm glad you made it to my office so quickly. Come with me to my back room, okay? We need to talk about your grades.... and what you're willing to do to raise them."

>>29630826
>not show related
first you

>>29631251
well that's new

>>29631898
Oh mama

>>29631251
I can see tiny bimbo Pinkie Pie trying to use those elevated heels to try and come off as tall as the others, and just ends up being a klutzy as Derpy.

>Anon has bimbo mother
>She keeps saying and doing really suggestive things to him
>Her air-headed nature makes Anon feel unsure if she's doing it on purpose or not
>Things like frequently forgetting to wear a top (and then acting casually apologetic and not very concerned); talking about how handsome Anon is and how he'll find a girlfriend soon... and almost immediately after, listing Anon's positive traits while rubbing his shoulders and his thigh; acting jealous and possessive when Anon DOES find a girlfriend (or just expresses interest in a particular girl), going out of her way to dress like the object of his affections
>Talks about how much she'd love to be a mother again... and then giggle playfully and correct herself by saying that she meant being a GRAND mother instead
>Anon has confuse boner

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''Come Play with me Sweetie Belle''

>>29632571
>They want to play Rock Band with you but mistook a vibrator for the microphone.
>Their frustration over the lack of feedback ("Like, oh my God! Just let me sing already!") quickly turns into sexual frustration (as it usually does for bimbos) and they begin to fellate the dildo-turned-microphone.
>But now that the real thing is in their presence, Rarity and Sweetie Belle turn their attention to you.
>Sweetie Belle tries to sing into your crotch before Rarity gently corrects her with a quick spank on the bum.

>>29632571
Those nails have got to get in the way sometimes. What if they got caught on something? I hope for their sake that they're fake and the adhesive breaks away easily.

>>29632793
Please anon, it's rarity we're talking about. She's the bimbo who moves with the most grace and precision. Every single move she makes is purely to seduce you

>>29632815
>Sensually asks you to unclasp the strap of her dress for her that's around her neck
>Does this to cover that she can't get her fingers in there because her nails are too long
How does she even wipe after she poops?

>>29632831
clearly everything they eat gets to 100% efficiency and produce so much femcum which is why they need to get off so much

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>>29632831
>girls
>poop
Funny.

>>29632861
>>29632866
>Bimbos aren't converted/changed human women; they're robotic waifus that technology has finally given us
>All food provided to them is converted to energy at near 100% efficiency; all that isn't converted is deposited out of a small slot in the side of the torso in the form of a compacted little cube of odorless waste material that can be discarded in any garbage can
>Anus is there for perfection's sake and also for sexual satisfaction
>Superior robotic spine means that bimbots can walk around with breasts the size of a small dog and carbon-fibre muscle cords allow the bimbots to sport enormous (but firm) buttocks
>Height is adjustable and hair can be grown or withdrawn at will
>Nails are made of titanium and cannot be broken off, thus harming the fingers
>Lips are perpetually plump and stomach-chub (which is mostly there so that their enormous asses and tits don't look weird on a skin-and-bones body) never crosses the line from "slightly pudgy" to "fetish porn"
>Completely devoted to the user who purchased them
>Programmed to feel sexual pleasure from sex with their owner
>Worldwide human population plunges for a few short years before artificial wombs are developed
>Stories are told of a time when men didn't fuck robots, but they're mostly dismissed as scary stories told to keep children from misbehaving

>>29629403
Who's that?
Could you,like give me a quick rundown?

>>29632978
So...
What about the female populace, do they have Himbots/Stud-nics?

Also, just to settle my curiosity, how exactly would the artificial wombs work, would the bimbos have some sort of genetic signature to pass on as well, or would it be purely genetics from the father?

Would it allow a bimbot to have safe preggo sex without harming the child? Would the bimbots lactate? Would they grow softer as they go through a milf upgrade?

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Fug

>>29633225
>>29633225
she big

>>29633208
The female population stays bitter and lonely.

>>29633225
If you ever want to hide from a bimbo, stand directly in front of them and crouch. Her breasts will break her line of sight with you.

>>29633261
4 u

>>29633225
obviously she got a love note and was asked to come into the school garden

I remember reading a story where two girls plat a board game and every time they move their pieces they draw a card that has a certain effect.

So one of them would grow huge tits, and whenever she put new clothes on, her shirts would trandform into lowcut v-neck to always display cleavage.

I'm sure Twilight would have a game like that

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>>29633974
There have been a couple of stories like that. A couple about vidya games too.

Speaking of stories, I'd like to do some shorties. Rev up those requests.

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>>29634096
has Minuette been written about ?

>>29634096
shorties...

I'm thinking of a guy trying to help a girl with getting something from a shelf. But even he isn't tall enough, but then this amazon bimbo shows up and gets it.

He feels de-masculined.

Then in another case he's asked to some tables over. They're too heavy, out of nowhere that same amazon bimbo shows up.

Maybe she doesn't even realize what she's doing to his ego. There's gotta be a way to make him feel manly again

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are bimbos wife material

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>>29634096
Rarity learns in class one day that when a woman gets sexually aroused, her breasts may increase in size by up to 25%. True fact!
This makes her worried that her super-skimpy line of lingerie won't be strong enough to contain really busty girls when they get horny.

So she recruits Fluttershy to help her run some tests.

>>29634151

It depends on the bimbo in question.

Is she loyal to the person she's in a relationship with, regardless of her own urges? Bimbos are known to take cock from a lot of guys but that wouldn't work in marriage unless the guy was a duck.

Would she be a good mother, even as bimbo?

>>29633208
>>29632978

>both genders are obsolete and largely separate from each other
>men have bimbo-bots and women have stud-bots
>there would be children who have grown up never meeting an actual member of the opposite sex who isn't a robot programmed for pleasure
>if they did meet each other, they'd immediately think the other was ugly in comparison to the robots.

Goddamn it now I want this for world-building AND for lewds.

>>29634286
I still prefer the term Stud-nics, if just for the old throw back to the Russian space program.

>>29634294

Either one works really as long as it gets the idea across.

With an idea like this you could have a neat oneshot about a young Anon whose father takes him to buy a bimbo-bot for his 16th birthday, and Anon's first time having sex with his new robot-waifu.

>>29634151
>>29634254
I think it really depends on how she sees you.
If you are the master of the house then she will respond to that.

This may be a sexist attitude but one that I have found to be true over the years by talking with a lot of different people from different walks of life: even if she is an "emancipated woman", a wife still responds to a man taking charge.

That doesn't mean he has to be some he-man. Just that he presides over the house hold with a firm hand.
Women love a firm hand.

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>>29634337
Does this Stepford-waifu appear the same age as Anon and then get "upgrades" as her master grows up?

Pic related: This poor Sweetie-Bot just found out that she won't be able to get those G-cup upgrades she wanted until after her master's birthday.

>>29634506

Well I figure since they're robots, what age they physically appear to be is all a matter of their owner's preference.

If sixteen year-old Anon wants a MILF-bot for a waifu, he can. On the other spectrum if an old man wants a loli, then he can as well. Although the old man would probably be thought of as a weirdo.

>>29634506
I'd have thought of them more in a bio-android esque fashion.

To use a simple analogy, like a Synth in Fallout 4.
With all the usual makings of a human, but made from synthetic materials, and programmed to think a certain way.

Underground lesbian forces try to "liberate" bimbots from their spoiled oppressors, only to use them for the same things, the same way

>>29634568
I just chose that pic because I thought it was funny, I suspect that you would only have a purposely artificial looking bimbo-bot for fetish purposes.
Otherwise it would have a natural appearance.

>>29634567
We need a story where 16 year old Anon goes to get his dream robo-waifu.
They do have one unit left that is the particular model Anon has been dreaming about and so they activate her and bring her out.
Unfortunately, she's the base "young and perky" model and Anon wants her with the full "Mega-MILF" load out.
No problem, they assure him that they can make the upgrades right there while he watches.
The bimbo-bot is a little concerned that they haven't switched her off as they start the process.

>>29634217
>>29634123

oh hey twins.

or rather, SAMEFACE.

>>29634730
My question is, are these upgrades open-surgery/popping-the-hood(to use a car term), or more plug-and-play.

Although, an easy answer would be nano-bots, just inject some science right into them, along with some basic building blocks, and they'd do the work.

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>>29634730
>>29634762
Nanobots for simplicity

>Anon gets a boner as he watches his new Cup Cake model rapidly go from perky teenager to full-fledged MILF

>>29634730
>The bimbo-bot is a little concerned that they haven't switched her off as they start the process.
>Bimbo-bot shrieks with pain as they open up her chest panel... before she remembers that they never built nerve-endings into her and she's programmed not to feel pain.
>Bimbo-bot proceeds to watch in fascination as the technicians give her a bigger rack complete with nipples that she can harden with a robo-thought.

>>29617248
My dick needs this, also, does anyone have the pastebin list? I need some good smut stories, like the BetaXBimbo Sparkle story. If we have anymore.

>>29619137
Sauce?

>>29622582
Hail brother.

>>29624569
You don't deserve the you carlos, even if it was slightly clever. You got a chuckle out of me. Happy now?

>>29635843
ctrl f pastebin.

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>>29634838
>"Gosh, guys, I feel super weird-"
"Hey Frank, swap the personality chip while I prep the nanobots."
"Sure thing, Ed."
>"W-why are you opening my head? I don't like this- Eep!"
>"Hello, cuties. Would you boys like to help me out in the kitchen? I'm baking cookies~"
"Hey Ed, is she supposed to be swelling like that? Don't tell me you mixed up the Mega Milf and Fat Filly bots again."
"Piss off, that was one time. This should stop somewhere around one seventy or one eighty."
>"Uh oh, it looks like I forgot to wear clothes again. At least I've got my apron, that should be enough, right boys?"
"Can you turn that thing off for a sec? It's hard to work with a boner."
"Not while the bots are working. Hand me the scanner, we're just about done."
>"Oh, is that a new toy? Why don't we go up to my bedroom, and I'll show you a fun game we can play with it."
"Yep, no errors, everything at spec. Weight is a little high, but you can change that in the settings. Enjoy your bot, kid."

like, fuckin bump the thread
i swear, fuckin airheads

>>29634217
that moment when bimbos love tits more than you

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>>29636718
You mean every single day? Jubblies are important after all.

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>>29636049

"Why does she sound so... well robotic?"
>"Her new personality chip hasn't fully integrated with her AI yet, so she's essentially running on autopilot."
>"Just give it an hour or so and she'll start talking and reacting to things like an actual person."
"Okay, sweet!"

>>29636784
>Carrot Cake gets to fuck them everday after closing time

lucky swinger

>>29634506
I do like the same age upgrade.

Robo Sweetie runs on semen and is naive. Gotta show her the world and make sure she doesn't wander off

>>29635864
I am, actually.

>>29636802
>runs on semen

Now that's just silly.

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>>29637170
>not wanting a pud-powered party princess

>>29637196
what if bimbos want to be even curvier but it's just not physically possible biologically. So they turn themselves into cyborgs which sensors that makes them even more sensitive and their insides are beyond that of any pure fleshed human

>>29637196

They're already sexbots. They'd happily drink their owner's cum even if they didn't run off it.

Besides, cum has to be a horribly inefficient fuel source.

>>29637196
I want my pudgy pink pseudo-pony party princess to have neon tube lights instead of hair. There's something about neon lights that matches Pinkie's personality, and I won't pass up an opportunity to put them on a robotic Pinkie Pie.

>>29637302
>The processing power necessary to have an intelligent AI with a distinct personality (not to mention being able to power the body and to maintain a computer with a high enough processing speed to not fall the fuck over all the time) requires a small fusion reactor mounted in the chest cavity
>Your robot gets a special lead-lined package in the mail every however-many months, with return shipping&handling prepaid for when your robot poops out the spent nuclear material

>>29637302
>>Besides, cum has to be a horribly inefficient fuel source.
>Steampunk sexbots
>Each one has big, jittery combustion engine mounted on their backs like Mann vs Machine

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>>29637424

See now that makes more sense.

>>29637429
That on the other hand sounds hilarious.

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>can't get an eqg rarity mini to stand on one leg because her gigantic noggin makes her fall over
>bimbo mini rarity does it just fine even with those knockers floating in the wind
I'm impressed.

>>29637534
A bimbo trying to cheer one up besides sex? What madness is this

>>29637537
well when one's pelvis is cracked there's not much one can do.

>>29637534
>Generosity

this makes me think of how the main six bimbos behave to their elements

Rarity do stripteases, massages, long BJs, everything to be generous

Applejack would just be pure honest and say she wants sex right in your face and how ass fucking is the best

Twilight would have the magic touch, all the moves she does based on knowledge feel out of this world

Pinkie Pie would always make it into a new experience that brings a smile, make out at the most thrilling places, surprise tit jobs

Fluttershy would be the lover bimbo you would wake up to and go from kind cuddling to passionate 69

Rainbow dash... uh this is a tough one. She wouldn't be loyal to just one partner would she?

>>29637642
>Rainbow Dash is a bit different from the regular bimbos
>Instead of fucking anything that moves, she sticks to one cock at a time
>Fucks them and moves on, sure, but focuses on that one partner until they're too sore to give her any more dick
>Rainbow Dash feels the intense desire for cock that all the other bimbos have, and it's up to you to satisfy her
>"Sorry, babe, but it looks like you're totes stuck with The Dash."
>When you aren't available to fuck her, she phones up her unwitting friends and masturbates to the stories they tell about their sex lives

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I want a story about a bimbo who is only in her mid transformation.
>Almost dying from lust
>In order to finish it she needs to orgasm
>Can't do it by herself, needs a dick
>Big Mac can't resist her pheromones
>After an hour of pounding she gets the sweet sweet release and she boobs out, her transformation is complete.
>When she looks behind her giant new mountain ass she sees Big Mac to be even bigger
>He removes his manrod but only pulls out more and more slong
>It doubled in size

>>29637786
>Mac keeps pulling out, and pulling out.... and pulling out...
>He takes a big step backwards, and keeps pulling out
>Mac has reached 3 feet of exposed cock, but he's still somehow still buried in Applejack's snatch
>It's like watching a clown pull a long rope of scarfs out from a sleeve

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>no Bimbo Empress Sonata.
You plebs disgust me

>>29617113
also link to this story.

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>Be Anon.
>You aren't the richest kid.
>In fact, your family is pretty poor.
>But you get good grades and love to tinker with stuff.
>Between hustling, deal making, and dumpster diving, you've managed to put together a pretty comfortable setup for yourself.
>Unfortunatley, you weren't able to afford a bimbot when you turned sixteen.
>You're probably the only kid in the upper grades of your school that doesn't have one.
>But that's about to change!
>After a lot of searching you found a guy who is getting rid of his bimbot.
>And not just any model, a Sweetie Belle!
>She's a classic model that's popular for her versatility.
>Sultry vamp, doting-yet-clumsy wife, or the girl-next-door, the model is suited to just about any waifu mode.
>You've not really sure what mode your going to set her to.
>Maybe you'll just leave her as is.
>You go to meet the guy selling her.
>He's a weasily little guy who acts nervous but you're used to trading stuff with shady guys so he doesn't really bother you.
>In the corner is his Sweetie Belle.
>And she is very interesting looking, to say the least.
>The first thing you notice is that she is big.
>He must have her height settings cranked up to the max.
>Not only that but her curves are also set really high.
>Her hips flare out from a tiny pinched waist.
>Massive breasts that are bigger than her head are inflated to achieve an artificial look.
>Her face is sharp with high cheekbones and large, bee-stung lips.
>Her owner has her dressed in five inch stilleto heels, a black set of lingerie with choker, and enough make-up to paint the side of a house.
>Oh boy.
>You examine her carefully.
>She stands patiently as you do so.
>She's obviously been set to "doll" mode, which means that she's only running on the most basic functions.

(1/?)
>It's a pretty common practice since programming is usually reset immedately by new owners anyway, but it means you won't get to see what her personality is like until after you purchase her.

>>29638492
holy shit is this green I see?

>>29638492

Continue and have Anon reset her to doting-yet-clumsy wife mode!

>>29638465
It'll be down in the chubby/fat bimbo section
http://pastebin.com/JFDZYYBu

>>29638492
For a second there, it felt like the start of Medabots.

>Be Anon
>Have bimbo-mom
>Open lunch box, only to find it void of lunch
>Instead there's a slimy vibrator
>Fuck's sake, mom

>>29638605
>"I'll pay for the plastic cover if you throw in the bimbot for free."

So when her bim-chip levels up, does she get bigger tits or better seduction techniques?

>>29638608

Anon should just offer to trade it with another bimbo in the lunch room.

>gets another slimy vibrator
Damn it, back to square one then.

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>>29638608