>Dash swoops in and steals your waifu! What do?

>>29606876
>she swoops in and steals herself
How does that work?

>>29606876
>She swoops it
>Then, an angry Applejack kicks her right in the stomach
>"WHAT DO YA THINK Y'ARE DOING!?"
I'll be fine.

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>>29606876
>Dash steals herself
>hot selfcest happens
I'm OK with this.

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>>29606876
Just an average day of pranking. Let them have their fun.

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>>29606890
That's what she gets for interrupting your private "applebucking" lesson huh?

>>29606876
my waifu shoots her.

Nothing. Chrysalis is more than capable of handling herself and vaporizing annoying ponies.

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>>29606929
>retaliation prank
>rape rainbow
>counter prank she get pregnant
>counter counter prank: raise child to be productive member of society

Its just a prank bro.

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Harem.

>>29606967
pretty solid plan there, she'll never see it cumming

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>>29606876
She just teleports back to where she was.

>>29606876
Which one?

>>29606876
BITE HER IN THE CUNT

>>29606967
really nice of you to raise your waifus child

>>29606880
>>29606905
This

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>>29606876
>>29606880

>"No! i must steal the waifus!" she shouted
>The radio said "No, Dash. You are the waifu"
>And then Rainbow Dash was Doomguy

>>29606876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1NyIsZXeqU

>>29606876
What if say, my waifu is me?

>>29607861
But it's all crusty and shit

>>29609177
Then u kill urslef

>>29606876
Dash would try to get it on with herself.