Embarrassing stories

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>>29605590
If you want to be 'entertained' just go watch a PTS or something.

Once a huge guy came up to me. I don't mean big, I mean fucking huge. Maybe 500 lb. I could feel my heart getting weak just looking at the rolling pounds of fat swelling up all over him. Stains I really didn't want to think about covered his cargo pants, trench coat, and way-too-tight T-shirt. Every step seemed to take a heavy breath from him.

And that's just the stuff that assailed my eyes. The smell was unbearable. I had to fight back tears as the putrid scent of a man who had no doubt masturbated over a hundred times without a single shower. It's not an exaggeration to say I've smelt skunks that were better smelling.

He moved his mouth like a fish gulping air, and I realized he was trying to speak. "N, n, n, n," he kept trying to force out. Despite my revulsion at meeting an avatar of Nurgle, curiosity won out.

"Are you okay?" I asked, half in disgust and half in concern. As horrifying as this abomination was, I didn't really want to see it die. Especially since I'd probably encounter a smell unlike any outside of R'lyeh.

"N, not a fan of mlp," he forced out, his fat-streaked mouth flapping, "but fuck you guys keep me entertained."

>>29605590
My favorite story is about that time that a faggot who didn't like the show came here because his life was worthless, and he thought that seeing cringe starred by someone else would let him forget how pathetic he was. He was wrong. Laughs were had.

>>29605615
> that ending
4 internets have been paid to your account

>>29605590
Not a fan of normies
But fuck you guys keep me entertained, so put a entertaining memes irl stories.

>>29605590
The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me, by a long shot, was the time I got your mother pregnant.

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>>29605590
Shut up, faggot

>>29605615
My sides
That was overkill anon, OP is no more than ashes now.

>>29605590
Kill yourself

>>29605615
10/10

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This one time I watched a cartoon for girls, and found I didn't hate it
Later I learned some things about myself and established I was gay

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>>29605615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcxUs3ks7x8