"Attention primitives of this planet of what you call 'Equus'.

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>>29603675
Begone lest we devour you.

Also: that star you are seeing getting real close, real fast? It's not an illusion.

>>29603675
>>29603733
>And on that day, the Grand Xib'Kibab Empire learned to fear the stars.

>>29603733
>>29603736
Seriously, though. They would just hop into the system at light speed, nuke the planet, and leave.
Any true fungoid race would never let vertebrates win.

>>29603758
Warp drive takes time, and has a cool down before the fleet can move again. Plenty of time for the sun to destroy the fleet. Also fuck fungi, mollusks, specifically the Hydra looking ones ftw

>>29603675
>remove kibab

>>29603784
They could also just drive an automated battleship into the planet at warp speed, like a railgun.
Problem solved.

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>>29603675


>When you eat Psilocybin and you're so high the rest of our mushroom stack start speaking to you

>>29604066
Dubs confirm were high

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>>29603675
>it's a long lost family visits episode
Someone call the smooze.

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>>29603784
>Using warp drives
>Not based Wormhole generators
The UEF laughs at your pitiful attempts to navigate something as simple as space

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>>29604107
>Wormhole generators.

>>29604107
Oh hey, look at all of these worm hole generators. Would be a shame if your fleet couldn't go anywhere if the were destroyed.

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>>29604136
That's why you build heavily defended hub systems with multiple gates and defense stations, you nob. You never, ever go with a distributed system of one gate per star system, that's how you get cut off when invaded.

Pic unrelated.

>>29603675
Fuck off you ugly giant mushroom.

>>29604046
Underrated

>>29603733
They could just seal the star inside a dyson sphere.

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>>29604397
Only if the star is sitting still and not actively trying to smash them like a bug. Luna could sling asteroids off the gravitational well to smash the little fucks, too.

Billiards dialed up to eleven, while cranked on PCP and watching livestreams of KSP.

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>>29603675
>kibab

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>>29604486
>Twilight has to find the greatest pilot in the universe to pilot their magic-fueled starship to combat the mycenoid menace.
>Tries to summon Jebediah
>gets Anon
>Desperate to stay in Qwestria, he puts all of his wasted life's knowledge of scifi to use and bullshits his way into the captain's seat.
>pony crewed star trek ensues
>mfw

>go kinetics
>wormhole generator
>corvette rush, using advanced kinetics and neutron torpedos
Come at me space mushroom faggots

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>>29603675
>BREAKING NEWS: MAN GOT PUNCHED TO DEATH BY GIANT FUNGOID
>man's last words: what you are going to do? punch me?

Gonna use the Infinity starship if they dont retreat... Its now YOUR choose overgrow mushroom...

>>29603758
>>29604107

In Stellaris rules they'd be wiped out on arrival. Gotta traverse the system before you reach the planet and even that takes upwards of a week.

>>29604530
I'd read that.

>>29604588

>man's last words: what you are going to do? punch me?
>not: Well, what is it?

>>29604530
https://youtu.be/h4f2vYh0EsM

>>29604734

"Spike, show them the medal I won."
>"Mph."

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>>29604744
>Twilight! Show them the trophy I won.

>>29604688
Subspace Snare.

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>>29604892
>It's an ugly planet, a bug planet!

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>>29603675

>>29605040
Purge them, Anon. Purge them all. They doubt your power.

>>29604702
I think the first one works better.

>>29604114
You're thinking of PSI jump drives.

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>>29603675
We greet you as equals, star travelers.

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>>29605037

>>29604159
Or you can avoid all that hastle and use warp drives.

>>29606286
Warp, Jump and Hyperdrives use precious power that can be used for more weapons and shields. Warp and Jump drives also have those pesky wind up/wind down times that only increase with the use of larger fleets, with the wormhole generator, you only have to deal with the wind up time, you can travel to any system in range, bypassing border defenses and it's instant travel. That hassle is worth the perks that come with a well planned out gate network.

>>29603675
>you will be treated well and be granted jobs
>No free healthcare.
>No free college.
>No refunds.

>>29604114

Okay, so we made ONE mistake. I'm sure you've used too much cheese in your omelettes before, but you don't see US ragging YOU about it, do you?

Well, metaphorically speaking, anyway, it's not like anyone has eyes anymore to see with these days. But you know what I mean.

>>29606308
>free healthcare
>free college
Prepare to be purged, commie.

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>>29606836
>making sure citizens can function in your capitalist dystopia without keeling over all the time or living on the streets is communism

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>>29606846
>free gibsmetdats to people who who potentially don't deserve it is not communism
Because it's working SO well in America. And West Europe. Time for a helicopter ride.

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>>29606865
That's fine that you think that, you do you. Just don't be surprised when you're put up against the wall.

>>29606865
There will still be people getting those services who do not deserve it if you have to pay.

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>>29606873
>some random liberal punches a guy in the street
That's what he gets for living in the city desu

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>>29606308
You know if you don't like what we're doing, we can just replace you with droids instead.

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>Stellaris with Pony mod
>You gain a slight bonus because everyone likes ponies
>Open borders with nearby empire
>They are slowly being displaced by pony immigrants from your empire settling on their planets.

>>29606888
> a random liberal punches a conservative nazi who wants to kill black people
Doesn't matter which side you choose, both are shit

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>>29606846
That's a misuse of the Stirner meme. Punishment: banished to /lit/ for three days to learn proper use.

>>29607551
>Haha look at me I'm so cool for not taking sides, lol people with serious convictions are dumb.

There are only two things in life that are in the middle of the road. Centrists and dead animals.

>>29607719
>If you're not picking an extreme, you're a coward
And trash usually end up on the side of the road.

>>29607709
It is not. The idea that memes can be misused is a spook.