This is just so sad. Poor Dash.
>>29602477
>Not coming inside
>>29602477
Anon I want to come inside.
>>29602477
She doesn't need to come, the whole point is that we come to her.
>>29602477
WHERE'S HOMER XD
what a waste of money
>>29602497
Kek
>>29602477
What game is that?
>>29602936
WTF DUDE U CANT NINTENDO?
>>29602477
>Shitendo
>>29602477
Those awful low-rez graphics
Why doesn't Nintendo have the balls to make a decently powered console?
>>29603466
What hilarious is that the Switch and Wii U are both more powerful than this. It's just that for some reason Nintendo decided not to make their flagship game 1080p even though both systems could do that.
>>29602487
Fapping
>>29602477
>nintendo
stay classy /mlp/
>>29603486
It isn't as simple as just pushing a 1080p button.
BotW is a fucking massive game with a ton of shit in it. This game running 1080p is well over what the Wiiu and switch is capable of considering the game at 720p/900p still has frequent frame dips despite maxing out at 30fps.
>>29603466
Cheap parts for affordability even though its the current year and small children have 500 dollar phones.
>>29602477
>He fell for the Shitendo meme
I feel sorry for you.
>>29603466
>>29603486
>>29605057
>muh retro/indie graphics
>lame PS2 era visuals
Yet nintendobabbys get butt mad when we call them as such
Isn't vidya for children?
>>29605829
>being this much of a graphics queen
I bet you play call of duty, faggot
>>29605829
That's a compliment, since the PS2 is still the highest selling console to date, with the DS RIGHT below it, and that thing's graphics were PS1 tier
The game's still fun.
Can't wait to emulate this on my meme machine.
See, if I want good graphics I'll play modded skyrim or witcher 3 on my PC.
Buying a console for graphics is objectively stupid. It's overpriced, full of paywalls, un-upgradeable, and much less versatile, than a PC.
Nintendo, on the other hand, actually puts in effort to make their consoles different, hence the only consoles I've ever owned were nintendo ones. I'm still not set on buying the switch, but I'm pretty sure I'll end up getting BotW on the WiiU sometime soon.
>>29602477
>It seems Dashie isn't able to come
>>29605196
*$900 dollar phones
>>29602477
>Orgasm Denial: The Thread: The Fetish: The Horse
I want to see her pride crumble as she begs for release.