CYOA

>>29601922
speaking from experience, option 1 is the most heartbreaking

check'em

>>29601922
Option 3

>>29601922
Option 1

>>29601922
Fuckit
3

>>29601922
Porn.
Specifically porn of Princesses. It may be fake, but damn if it doesnt get dick hard as diamonds.

>>29601922
Option 3

>>29602234

this definitely

>>29601940
Option 1. I need my daily dosage of sad feels.

>>29602299
>Gary spent 20 bits on porn every day
>seriously, this mother fucker spent 20 god damn bits
>daily
>on fuckin commissions and shit
>because he was angry
>but he couldn't remember why he was angry

>why
1: herpes
2: brain parasite that attacks neurons so it makes him angry 24/7
3: his parents named him fucking GARY

>>29602374
3. Who napes a pony Gary? What a bunch of assholes.

Fastest cyoa death?

>>29602529
I think that foal quest hijack wqs faster

>>29602374
3. Assholes.

>>29602374
3

>>29602374
Can we fuck something

>>29602388
>That's right.
>because his god damn name was Gary
>he spent about a fifth of his income on porn
>because some son of a bitch was named Gary two generations ago and someone wanted to name their son after the dude

>rent came up one day
>Gary didn't have quite enough money
>because he spent so much on porn
>Gary didn't feel like taking the blame for this shit because he was a bit autistic and liked to shift blame onto other people

1: go beat the shit out of dad for naming him Gary
2: rape his mom for naming him Gary
3: dig up great uncle Gary and shit all his skeleton and grave

>>29605812
rape pls
2

>>29606331
yuo try again.

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>>29602374
Option 2:
Contamination and mutants, in his brain.

>>29605812
TAKE HIS PRIDE AND HIS MONEY

>>29605812
Let's see great uncle Gary again.

>>29605812
2, obviously.

and she better not come around and start getting into it either.