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Marital Problems

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Marital Problems Thread.

The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.

If cuckoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.

New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.

Current Writers
TLA:http://pastebin.com/u/TLA
LokiLorien:http://pastebin.com/u/LokiLorien
Without_Aname:http://pastebin.com/u/Without_Aname

Current Stories
TLA's Trials and Errors:http://pastebin.com/Mn2PxYWx
LokiLorien's Prince Anonymous & Young Celestia:http://pastebin.com/Frkd19Lf
Without_Aname's AiE: Twilight's Secret 2:http://pastebin.com/qdN0mAxX

Past Writers
MnM:http://pastebin.com/u/MnMFiM
Jeff Mango:http://pastebin.com/u/JeffMango
Assault Turtle:http://pastebin.com/u/AssaultTurtle
Fife-Niner-Seven:http://pastebin.com/u/Fife-Niner-Seven
Lefty-T-Writefriend:http://pastebin.com/NW77DG4A (embed) (embed)
Free The Soul:http://pastebin.com/9DATPDXg (embed) (embed)
RokoPoko:http://pastebin.com/u/RokoPoko1
Astraeus:http://pastebin.com/u/Astraeus1907

A More Complete List Of Our Past Stories
http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny (embed) (embed)
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What ever happened to Fife?
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>>29600193
ded
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there's only so many stories you can create from a single specific thread like this.

no writers.

no discussion.

no thread.
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>>29600648
We've got Loki, WaN, and TLA. Maybe the discussion is lacking, but you can't say we don't have writers anymore.
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>>29600648
You mean like every other specific thread? Because I assure you that cheating isn't the only thing that this thread can write.
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>>29600020
>that image

DELET THIS!!! FUCKING GAY!!
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>>29601694
nou
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P7
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Alright lets silence this Anon doesn't get it in thing, also bin update.

>>29574594
>Twilight walks backwards over your body until her face is aligned with yours.
>”I want to try something.”
>She quickly kisses you, before moving out of sight.
>You sit up, and turn yourself around.
>Twilight is laying down on your pillow.
>Her hind legs spread eagle, showing you her puffy vagina.
>”Actually it’s something I wanted to try for a while.”
>”I want to feel your penis inside me.”
>”I want to feel you thrusting until you can’t anymore.”
>”And I want you to spill your seed deep inside of my womb.”
>Twilight’s vagina clinches every time she stop speaking.
>She must really anxious for this to happen.
>And you’re not one to disappoint
>You move over to her, and kiss her.
>Taking your penis in hand, you tease the outer lip of her vagina.
>You’re not sure if Twilight whines or moans into your mouth.
>And before she could break the kiss.
>You thrust yourself inside.
>This time is a pure moan of arousal, as you hilt.
>Twilight wraps her legs around you, making sure that you don’t have much room to move.
>But that isn’t a problem.
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>>29602685
>Pulling out as far as her legs would let you.
>You slam back home hard.
>Not give her any chance to recover.
>You repeat your past action.
>Until you have a rhythm of steady and thrusting.
>Twilight moans each time you pound into her.
>Her vagina walls tighten after each thrust.
>And your balls slap loudly against her flank.
>Twilight unceremoniously breaks the kiss.
>You guess that she was trying to get some air, but she gasps it all away.
>You take hold of her hips, and with the right timing, pull her into your thrust.
>Another breathless gasp struggles out of her lungs.
>You feel her body start to shudder around you.
>Her hind legs trying to force you to make shorter thrusts.
>”F…Faster.”
>You’re surprised she can even speak with how much she’s moaning.
>You lean down to kiss her neck.
“That’s right, you’re trained to take it hard and fast aren’t you.”
>You give the Princess what she wants.
>And on your next thrust, you pull out maybe a few inches, before thrusting back in.
>You settle quickly to your new speed.
>Twilight on the other hand just lays there and takes it.
>And you’re sure she wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Terminate
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>>29602693
>Move you face from her neck.
>You stare down at the mare.
>Her face flush red.
>Her mane a frumpled mess on the pillow.
>And there seems to be some drool leaking out from the sides her of her mouth.
>But her eyes are the odd ones that stand out of this disheveled picture.
>Focused.
>Staring at you with such intensity that it’s almost unreal considering how she’s acting right now.
>You wonder how strong her focus game is.
>You lean back down, and quite her moans with a slow and tender kiss.
>A stark contrast to your thrusts
>She stares at you through the whole thing.
>Her eyes locking with yours while you kiss.
>It mesmerizing really.
>Twilight wrap her fore legs around your neck, and tries to pull the two of you closer together.
>At first, your shirt gets in the way, but just like your pants, she whisks them away.
>With nothing standing between you two now.
>You feel her soft coat tickle your skin as you rub against her body, and the heat that radiates from it.
>You wish this would last forever.
>You wish you could do this forever.
>But reality rears its ugly head with the coming of your orgasm.
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Recommend me a green from your thread
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boop
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>>29602994
Start with this http://pastebin.com/K37LVCRN. If you like it, or hate Twilight enough then these are good reads.

http://pastebin.com/sx3mi9qS
http://pastebin.com/wwqA89bB
http://pastebin.com/u/Vetanon
http://pastebin.com/Frkd19Lf
http://pastebin.com/qkzvmQcF
http://pastebin.com/RPLPMZcb
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>>29603465
>sx3mi9qs

That's the old link, http://pastebin.com/xPKFmYBh is the new one for that story.
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>>29603725
Right, his bin was purged. Gotta update the links in archives.
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>>29603430
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For bumping purposes only
Do not abuse
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>>29603465
Just finished the first one + epilogue.
Good shit.
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>>29606098
boop
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>>29606591
>he enjoyed it

Huh, didn't expect that.
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>>29602685
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>>29607739
While Machiavelli Anon green is totally not my taste, Neglected Anon green was great. Kinda tragic for Twi that was fucked over by circumstances, wish it would end better for her.
Now reading through young Celestia one, and boy does it just go on an on.
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Exacerbate
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>>29602913
HAPPENING
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>>29608020
Luckily for you the writer came back recently.
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>>29602913
Fucked her right in the pussy
Cum right in her womb
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>>29610360
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>>29610747
Time for an unwanted pregnancy
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>>29610360
boop
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>>29608020
Yeah all of our stories are different, even when the topic is the same, simply because their writer take it in their own way. I wanted to show you that despite being "specific" We still have a lot of green for the thread.

>>29602913
>You can feel your cum rushing to escape your penis.
>It’s too late to consider slowing down.
>And you know you can’t hold it back either.
>So you keep thrusting.
>Enjoying your penis pulsate within Twilight’s quivering marehood.
>Although, you didn’t expect Twilight to cum first.
>Using all of the strength in her limbs to pull you in a deadlock
>She moans loudly into your mouth as she orgasms.
>Her walls plays catch and release with your member.
>Gripping and tugging at it with the hope that her reward would come soon.
>You feel your groin because slick and wet with her juices as it squirts out of her vagina.
>Seeing how Twilight has no intension of you moving while she climaxes.
>You just let the contractions do the last little bit of work.
>With one final pulse, you cum.
>Your first rope is fired in her vagina, and is quickly devoured by the organ.
>This seem to trigger another mini orgasm, as Twilight convulses a second time.
>Now that your penis is shooting out your sperm, Twilight’s vagina tries to coax out more of it, and helps guide the swimmers already in her to her womb.
>Both of your climaxes last for some time before tempering off.
>You break the kiss, and Twilight’s head falls on the pillow.
>Finally able to get her lungs full of air.
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>>29614911
>You also take the time to rest.
>Letting the air in the room cool your sweating body.
>When you feel your penis give that final twitch.
>You slowly pull yourself out.
>Twilight groans as she feel you remove yourself, but doesn’t do anything more.
>Your semi erect member flops between your thighs once it’s free.
>There is nothing said between the two of you while you both recover.
>As you rest, you couldn’t stop your eyes from roaming.
>Twilight’s eyes are closed.
>Her breathing is starting to settle down.
>Her fur matted with either sweat, or sexual fluid.
>And her body lightly shakes from lingering spasms.
>Seeing her like this excites you just enough to want another round.
>You scoot close to Twilight’s spread legs.
>Putting a hand on her stomach, and start rubbing it.
“Hey Twilight.”
>Her ears perk up in response.
“How long did you say until you have court?”
>”Hmm.”
>At first her eyes slowly opened, but then they quickly open to the fullest.
>”You’re joking right?”
>You shake your head.
>”But so soon?”
“Human stamina Little Princess.”
>You move your hand down between her legs.
“We can keep going when a stallion gives out.”
>You plunge your finger into her vagina.
“Give me a moment, and I’ll dump another load in your womb.
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>>29615126
wew!
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endangered
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>>29614911
the cumshot that ruins everything
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>>29615126
Anon really wanted to make sure that marriage and that pussy were thoroughly ruined
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>All these post about a pregnant Twilight.
Did I post this in the breeding/pregnancy thread?
Tis not the season yet.

>>29618563
Kek

>>29615126
>You sit in your bathtub, finally getting the rest you deserve as you feel the bubble bath soothe your aching everything.
>Never again are you letting Anon have sex with you that many times that quickly.
>Seriously, you lost count of how many times you orgasmed to his three.
>You wish you could understand how human females could survive going through that.
>And that’s not the worst of it.
>Since Anon what more fun time.
>You not only had no time to rest.
>But also couldn’t clean yourself up for court.
>So you had to spells to cover up the mess that you would’ve looked like without it.
>Hoping no pony would notice anything wrong with you.
>At least until you got a break when you properly cleaned yourself up.
>You lay your head against the tile wall.
>Now that there is little occupying your mind.
>Your thoughts drift to this morning.
>Not doubt if the relationship between you and Anon got out.
>You would labeled an adulterous wife.
>But before, you never really felt that way.
>Yes there was times you felt guilty over kissing and having oral sex with Anon instead of Flash.
>And yet, so long as you didn’t cross over two lines that you put up in your mind, you wouldn’t say you were cheating.
>You crossed both of those lines in a day.
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>>29618830
>You breathing the warm air, before expelling it from your lungs.
>You don’t get it.
>You’re supposed to feel bad about telling another male that you love him.
>You’re supposed to feel worse over the fact that you meant it.
>Yet you feel nothing other than happiness when you told Anon that you love him.
>You’re supposed to feel terrible that you’ve been in a sexual relation with another male.
>Worse is that you did it in your marital home.
>Yet you loved every second when he ravaged you today.
>But when you think back to Flash, and you only feel empty inside.
>Why?
>He was your first kiss.
>Your first date.
>He took your innocents in the most loving and pleasuring way possible.
>But you just can’t bring forth the feelings you once had for him.
>You breathe in more warm air.
>Which does warms more than your lungs this time.
>Why not!
>He’s your husband for two years now!
>You’ve said your vows in front of a crowd of thousands!
>You said that your love for him would be eternal!
>But when you said you love him last night, your words felt hollow.
>Tired of not understand your emotions right now, you hastily get out of the tub.
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>>29618839
>A quick magic spell cleaned the bathroom, of all but the stream.
>Opening the door with telekinesis, you let the warm air rush into your cooler bedroom.
>Following the wind, you enter the room.
>Dark and empty.
>Just like it has been for the past year.
>The change in temperature sinks your anger, and your heart.
>Despite the fact that the militia and the weather team had the tracks cleared at midday.
>Flash still isn’t here.
>Why?
>Where is he?
>And what is he doing that keeps him away from you all day long?
>You felt like crying.
>Constantly asking questions that you’ll never have the answers to unless Flash himself answers them.
>But you’re too tried for tears.
>You move to your bed and crawl in the bed.
>As you pull the blanket over you, you can’t help but remember how warm you felt last night.
>You sigh into your pillow.
>Although, you can’t be all upset over this.
>You haven’t been here much as of late either.
>Spending more time at Anon’s than you would like to admit.
>You close your eyes.
>You’ll take a break from Anon for a little while.
>And shower Flash with your love whenever you can.
>Like the good wife you’re supposed to be.
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>>29618844
Dream of the HMD Twiggles
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>>29618830
I don't get it either
Humans can't get ponies pregnant
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>>29619534
magic
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>>29618830
I mean, you did start the story off with Twilight pregnant with anon's child, it's only logical to assume her time with anon recently is the cause.
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porkbellyl
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After a minute or so, you can delete your bumps so they don't count towards the reply limit.
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>>29618844
now im curious why flash keeps his distance
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>>29622605
Cheating, probably.
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>>29620286
Magic wasn't used tho
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>>29624215
There's magic in everything though. Even earth ponies got innate magic.
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>>29622089
Not like this thread will reach bump limit anytime soon even with bumps.
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>>29624298
But magic wasn't used to get her pregnant
That's why she allowed Anon to cum in her.
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>>29624417
I didn't say it was on purpose. Don't know why you're hung up on realistic biology in magical poneland anyway.
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>>29621255
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>>29624473
Says the guy that desperately wants it to be true
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>>29625176
I'm just arguing that it's possible. No need to get your tits in a twist.
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>>29625248
You're still here?
I'm not even that guy
Dont you have a life?

Besides Twilight would need to consciously use magic to get pregnant
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>>29625261
It's 11:57 pm.

>Besides Twilight would need to consciously use magic to get pregnant

Wasn't aware there was a rulebook on sapient unicorn mating. The writer can make up any shit that would allow it to happen naturally.
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>>29625306
Didn't you know?
That's book #51 in the "necessary-to-buy-or-we're-pullin-your-shit-in" DND list in the latest edition.
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>>29625306
>The writer can make up any shit that would allow it to happen naturally.
You ignore this post?
>>29618830
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>>29625649
I don't see anything that contradicts what I said.
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>9
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Arsenic
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>>29626122
>All these post about a pregnant Twilight.
>Did I post this in the breeding/pregnancy thread?
Hmmm
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>>29627291
What does that have to do with who got Twilight pregnant?
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>>29627439
You assume that Anon got her pregnant.
That's the problem
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>>29627955
Once again, I never said that he, without a doubt, 100%, got her pregnant. I only argued that it was possible that Anon could impregnate her at all in response to this post >>29619534. You guys are the ones assuming shit.
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>>29629101
You're the one getting buttmad when others say Anon can't get her pregnant.
>b-but magic
Magic wasn't used dipshit
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>>29618844
Hurry up with your story so those autists will shut up.
Pls I'm begging you
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>>29629142
Innate magic or just different rules of biology. Either way you can't rule it out and that's good for story'short suspense. The hundreds of greens where Anon can impregnate ponies naturally yet you guys want to treat this like it's law. Christ.
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>>29629192
>Innate magic or just different rules of biology.
magic wasn't used
Get that through your head
>Either way you can't rule it out and that's good for story'short suspense.
Yes you can
And I'm assuming from how Twilight said she's gonna try to be a better wife and hang out with her husband more, that Flash gets her pregnant.
>The hundreds of greens where Anon can impregnate ponies naturally yet you guys want to treat this like it's law.
Post them
I want to see these hundreds of greens you claim do this.
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You guys need to chill
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>>29629235
Funny how you keep ignoring the different rules of biology reason. Almost like you can't refute it. Which you can't because they're fucking aliens. Also, I'm starting to think you don't know what Innate means. Just in case, I mean magic that occurs without conscious thought, such as the magic earth ponies use to grow plants.

>And I'm assuming from how Twilight said she's gonna try to be a better wife and hang out with her husband more, that Flash gets her pregnant.

She also said she would stay faithful to her husband, and then not tell Anon she loves him, and then that she wouldn't have sex with him in their home. Twilight has little integrity in this story is my point.
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>>29629494
Oi you still here?
It's me >>29625261
Looks like I was right about you not having a life m8.
Considering how long been arguing with that other jack off.
Sad to be quite honest
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>>29630588
>posts in MP thread on the my little pony board on 4chan
>thinks he can judge anyone on having no life
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>>29630657
>spends his whole day in a autistic argument with another cunt
>tries to damage control
>thinks he isn't a sad cunt
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>>29629372
It's like watching a rape bukkake
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>>29631335
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Catering.
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>>29629494
>Funny how you keep ignoring the different rules of biology reason. Almost like you can't refute it.
I'd ask you to stop making up bullshit
But that Australian Anon helped me see how desperate you are for human contact and how autistic this argument is, so I'll just drop it.

Keep arguing but you're wrong
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>>29631335
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>>29633065
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>>29632560
?
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I want to try my hand at writefagging but idk wtf to write, do we have any good prompts?
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is divorce a related topic to write about? Divorce is somewhat of a marital problem.
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>>29635053
It's marital problems so yes
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>>29634813
Nah, nothing recently
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>>29635171
>>29635740
aright im a try something with some divorce in it then.
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>>29635797
Looking forward to it.
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>>29629164
Okay. I'm only going to make it worse later :^)

>>29618844
>You return home sometime after midday.
>Exhausted and happy to be home.
>There is a lot of things you don’t expect Twilight to let you get away with.
>Sexing her up that much was one of them.
>You know whenever she gets the chance to.
>She’ll chew you out for a good while.
>But those thoughts are for another time.
>You pull out a bottle of wine, and sit by your fire place.
>There will be paper work to do.
>And you need to contact Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor about when you can visit the Crystal Empire.
>You take a sip of your wine, and lay back in your chair.
>Thing will surely be interesting for a while.
>And things got even more interesting when Twilight came to visit.
>Yes she indeed chewed you out for what you did.
>But she also came with some upsetting news.
>She told you that she wanted to take a small break.
>Throughout the whole talk she made sure to let you know that it wouldn’t be permanent, and that she still loves you.
>But she feels that she hasn’t been much of a wife to Flash.
>Not like he’s been much of a husband to her, but of course you don’t say that.
>Still you didn’t expect this happen.
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>>29638021
>At first it wasn’t so bad.
>You had work to keep you occupied.
>And you still got visits from Princess Celestia and Luna.
>But those can only distract you for so long.
>You couldn’t stop thinking about Twilight.
>What she’s doing.
>How is she doing.
>You wonder what stories she might tell you.
>You wish you thought were filled with the mundane parts of her life.
>But if Flash was at the castle.
>You hated how you felt when you thought about them being together.
>Them kissing, hugging, and even them having sex.
>You know you shouldn’t feel any jealousy.
>She’s not married to you.
>You’re just…
>Sharing her.
>Sounds better than borrowing.
>No it doesn’t.
>Instead of moping around your house.
>You start taking strolls around Canterlot.
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>>29638045
>It helped clear your head at first.
>Getting out and seeing the sights.
>One of those sights was the Museum of Canterlot.
>Twilight said she loved to go here as a foal.
>As you pass, you see a flyer.
>Informing you that it’ll reopen in the spring.
>Well there’s something to hope for.
>You also walk through the park.
>Beautiful place.
>Every tree is neatly trimmed.
>Pristine marble statues of various ponies are tastefully place around the park.
>And there is no garbage around in sight.
>But like all band aid fixes, it likes to tear itself off when you don’t want to.
>This is especially true when you see couples on your strolls.
>Doing whatever they please without a care in the world.
>You try to ignore them.
>But you can’t stop replacing them with you and Twilight.
>It hurts when your jealousy causes you to think of Twilight and Flash together.
>It hurts so much more when you know that the relationship between you and her is forbidden, and it will never see the light of day.
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Oceans
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reeeheehee!!! pppbbbthhh!! pbbbt!! reeeeeeeeeeeeeheeheee pppbbtthhH!!
*stupid hoers noises*
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Damn. I missed the fight.
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cuck general
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>>29641236 (you)
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>>29640645
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>>29641337
nice leet bro

>>29638165
Can't wait for them to either kiss and make up or explode from bottled up emotions.
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>>29641337
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>>29641362
First one, then the other I'm betting.
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>>29642846
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autogun.
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>>29635797
Any thoughts on who the characters will be?
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>bumpo
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>>29646806
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>>29647430
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>>29645417
Not quite. I have a setting tho. Anon runs into his ex and a pinkie party.
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>>29649311
He runs into a ex AND a pinkie party?
What a day
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Alabasters
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>>29638165
>Winter ends in a blur for you.
>With the only noteworthy thing happening was you setting up an appoint with the Crystal Empire’s rulers.
>And after that’s sorted out, you’ll have to spend time other there to oversee construction of the new bank.
>Which means even more time away from Twilight.
>Maybe you should pick up a hobby, or something.
>You were planning your trip to the CE, you hear a familiar set of knocks at your door.
>Not even bothering to check what time it is.
>You “calmly” powerwalk to the door.
>Once you reach the door, you take a moment to compose yourself.
>When you feel ready, you open the door.
>“Evening Anon.”
>And there she stands with a smile on her face.
>As if she didn’t leave you alone for almost two months.
“Evening Twilight.”
>You move aside, and let her in.
>As she enters your home, you feel like the weight of the world has been lifted off of your shoulders.
>You close the door, and there is a small period of silence.
>Twilight twirls around to face you.
>”Miss me?”
>You probably shouldn’t act like a loved starved puppy.
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>>29650925
“Perhaps.”
>You walk over to her.
>You kneel in front of her, planning on giving her a platonic hug.
>But she turns it around on you.
>Wrapping her hooves around your neck, and pulling you into a kiss.
>So much for not acting like a loved starved puppy.
>You wrap your arms around her, and return the kiss in earnest.
>Your kiss lasts for some time.
>Filled with passion that only separated lovers could achieve.
>When you both had enough, you both break apart the kiss.
>”Miss me now?”
>There’s no point in trying to hid it now.
“Yes.”
>You quickly kiss her.
“I desperately missed you.”
>She giggle, giving you a quick kiss of her own.
>”Good, because I desperately missed you too.”
>You smile at her words.
>”So what has been going on with you lately?”
“Just been granted an audience with your siblings about the bank I want to set up there.”
>”Really, Tell Cadence and Shining I say hello.”
>”And for them to come down here more often, I want to see my niece more.”
>You smile, as you hug her tighter.
“Will do Little Princess.”
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>>29650976
>”When will you be leaving?”
“Um, sometime in the coming weeks, I haven’t packed anything up yet.”
>There is a brief look of sadness on her face.
>”Aww, you’re going to miss my birthday.”
>Crap.
>Luckily there is something you can give her beforehand.
“Hey, the Cantorlot museum is opening its doors soon.”
“I could take you there as an early birthday present.”
>Her eyes sparkle.
>”Yes,yes, a thousand times yes!”
>She excitedly pulls away from the hug.
>”Oh I wish I had known about that sooner.”
>”I would’ve already had a plan for all of the exhibits that you need to see.”
>She paces back and forth, filling her mind with fantasies of the coming event.
>”When are you free?”
>You scratch the back of your neck.
“Earliest I can do is Frida-
>”Done, Friday it is!”
>She leaps back into your arms, and gives you a loving kiss.
>”We’re going to have so much fun!”
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>>29651027
She makes it hard to be judgmental when she acts so fucking adorable.
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>>29651841
Imagine if she was cheating on you
Still think it's adorable?
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>>29651841
Nah, still pretty easy.
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>>29651911
Obviously not. But I'm uninvolved so I have zero salt right now.
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I finally got something I'm proud of done, literally just the fucking introduction. Writefagging is hard.

>You are Anon.
>You are a little buzzed but not drunk.
>Okay maybe your drunk but your not "drunk" drunk.
>Not too drunk that you are a complete fucking moron,
>But drunk enough that future anon wont be too happy tomorrow.
>Sucks to be him.
>But it seems to be a lively tonight.
>Pinkie invited you to attend Princes Twiggle Sparkplugs birthday party at the palace.
>And you'd be damned if you missed one of Pinkies parties.
>The place was packed.
>There were probably more ponies here than party pone invited,
>probably even more than there were ponies in ponyville.
>This was to be expected however,
>this is the princess' birthday celebrtions after all.
>Mostly elitist dick-wads looking to cozey up to the newest princess.
>Some ponies came as tourists for the event,
>and then theres you,
>a member of what you could call her friends,
>funnily enough the minority group at this party.
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>>29652701
>You go to sip your drink to find an empty glass.
Well fuck.
>Looking around you've managed to wander out of sight of the bar, or any waiter.
>In fact your not to sure where the fuck you are,
>still in the palace,
>still a room crowded with ponies,
>is this anothoer ballroom?
How big is this motherfucking house?
>You hobble around a bit more looking for a landmark that you recognize.
'Scuse me, pardon me. King of the Monkey people coming through.
>you easily tower over the entire crowd and still see jack shit.
>It's like a white person getting lost in china.
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>>29652767
so far so good
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>>29652767
I feel like my grammar or spelling is shit but I'm to blind or some shit to find any mistakes.

>After some difficulty, you managed to wade out of the sea of ponies into the hallway.
>Still pretty crowded, not as bad as the larger rooms.
>You make your way to some large, important looking green doors.
>Then again, every room has fucking green doors so how the fuck do you know.
Surprise, surprise.
>It's a fucking shitter, a poor unicorn glaring at you from the toilet.
>You close the door and let the mare once again shit in privacy.
>Wandering down the hall you check a few more doors, see a few more bathrooms, some broom closets, some spare bedrooms.
>But no liquor.
Fuck.
>"Excuse your language, sir!"
>fucking manners are for pussies and girls.
Get fucked you pompous little shit.
>You return to making your way to the bar, or the kitchen, or Twilights secret liquor lounge.
>Whichever you find first.
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>>29652938
thnx man
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>>29652701
Your/you're
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>>29653006
Well, use quotation marks for Anon's speech, check you punctuation (you have a couple of lines ending in a comma instead of a period), and make sure to do proper capitalization.
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>>29653006
If you'd like to improve yourself
This is a handy beginners guide
>>29624189 from the writefag thread
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>>29651027
bump for more
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>>29653006
you have my attention
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>>29654113
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>>29654494
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>>29655028
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elephant.
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>10
fuck
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>>29655860
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>>29656367
i like the penis
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nump
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>>29653006
Alright. I'm in.
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>tfw you will never be in a physically abusive relationship with your waifu
>it starts out as playful hoofing of your shoulder when the two of you are goofing around
>then it starts to hurt
>and leave bruises
>big bruises...
>then she does it in anger or when she's frustrated
>you're a man though
>you can't let the pain show
>she quickly apologizes and promises never to hit you again
>but she does
>the tiniest argument and *POW*, you have a new bruise to show for it
>but she's a mare
>a girl
>and you were raised to never lay a finger on the opposite sex
>no matter how violent she gets
>you grin and bear it
>because that's what a man is supposed to do
>soon she's hitting you in places other than your arm
>you find yourself making more and more excuses when other ponies notice your bruises
>your waifu loves you, she'd never abuse you
>you must have just done something wrong
>you buy her chocolates and flowers and try to take her on a romantic date
>rub her hooves
>anything just to make sure she stays in a good mood
>after all she's your waifu
>you love her more than anything
>you're lucky beyond description she chose to be with you
>nobody would believe you even if you told them what was happening to you
>and they'd just laugh it off if you even so much as hint that you might be afraid of her
>you can't risk getting her in trouble or making her look bad anyway
>then she might be taken away from you
>and it's not like anyone else would ever love you...
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>>29661531
Out of all the potential waifus in Equestria, who would be the most probable spouse abuser?
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>>29661921
Bonbon is the easy answer, but I think she's more of an easily annoyed cuddlebug.
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KODLAK,
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>>29661921
Fluttershy
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>>29661921
Probably Glida. Both accidentally and intentional.
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>>29662775
I can't say I don't like the idea.
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>>29662775
It's always the quiet ones
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>>29662421
Whitemane? Harbinger of Ysgrammor's companions?
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>>29653006
>You are Rarity.
>Having needed a break from the party, you've been held up in the throne room hunched over the table map.
>So far the party hasn't been going well.
>Still, not covered in cake. That's always a plus.
>This whole ordeal has left you alone, however.
>No date to speak of, all your best friends pre-occupied, tonight was a night that you could have spent working.
>Still Twilight would be absolutely distraught if you weren't present.
>Plus the alcohol is not agreeing with you.
>To be fair it never does.
>"Get fucked you pompous little shit."
"It isn't..."
>Anonymous bursts in through the doors.
>Absolutely hammered.
>As if the night couldn't get any worse.
>"FUCK... this isn't the liquor cabinet."
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>>29665686
>You are Anon.
>While you found a half empty glass of... something to tide you over, you're still not drunk enough yet.
>And this room definitely does not seem like a liquor cabinet.
"FUCK... this isn't the liquor cabinet."
>Theres a table and some chairs, maybe it's a dining room?
>Despite being friends with Twilight you don't visit as often as you should.
>Maybe that way you'd actually know where the fucking liquor is kept.
>"What in Celestia's name..."
>Oh shit. Her.
>"Anon, are you fucking drunk?"
"Well well well. If it isn't the left testicle of the devil's asshole. How you been dress horse? That Settlement money pretty good? You didn't spend it all I hope."
>"Anon, why in Celestia's name are you here?"
"It's Twilights party and also free beer."
>"Ugh, can you just leave me be? I've had enough of the party and don't need to deal with you."
"Sounds like a certain bitch horse is craving monkey dick."
>Rarity get's up and shoves past you, walking out into the hallway.
"Where the fuck you going."
>You grab her drink. Finders Keepers.
>Now to track down a certain velvet maned bitch horse.
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>>29665743
That's what he gets for marrying a slut
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>>29665534
Ahzek
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>>29665743
Now where is this headed I wonder.
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>>29657909
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>>29665743
>Marrying the Horse that only cares about appearances.
All the rest could work, could fail, but Flirt pony is always a bad choice.
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>>29669837
How's this gonna go?

Rarity threw herself into her work and neglected her marriage? Anon couldn't deal with her globetrotting, worldsaving, 'setting up a shop in a new city once a month' lifestyle? Got wasted one night and was seduced by Sweetie Belle?
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>>29669837
Of all the infidelities this thread has given us, I'm surprised there hasn't been that much of Rarity.
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Ender's Game
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>>29674334
is overrated
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>>29675261
I rate this thread at 8/10 pages.
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So did we lose Loki again?
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>>29678911
And WaN, apparently
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Globe
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>>29680140
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>ded
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>>29683462
Business as usual
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>>29684197
>Last green 3 days ago
>Last story update 5 days ago
Really? Seems kinda bleak.


Captcha: STOP Heat
It knows.
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Guess it's back to this :(
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>STOP Heat
Too late for that.

>>29651027
>The rest of the night was spent talking about small thing that happened to the both of you.
>Probably the one of the main things you missed the most about Twilight being gone.
>Before the two of you know it, it was the early morning.
>You thought that was the end for tonight.
>But Twilight decide to sleep over.
>The night ended on a more pleasurable note than you thought it would.
>Seems Twilight wanted to make up for her absent.
>You awoke early in the morning, still snuggling a sleeping Twilight.
>You didn’t know if she has court in Ponyville or not.
>But even if she didn’t, it would be better for her to eat something before she left.
>You quietly slip out of bed, and make your way to the kitchen.
>While you were cooking up breakfast.
>You wondered if Flash and Twilight patched anything up.
>She never mentioned anything about it last night.
>Then again, you never asked.
>And you like being in the unknown.
>You finish making the pancakes, when Twilight pokes her head into the kitchen.
>You were going to be a bleeding romantic, and serve Twilight breakfast in bed.
>But you guess the smell woke her up.
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>>29686439
>You both enjoy the breakfast in your kitchen instead.
>It is then, you find out that Twilight is a bottomless void with legs.
>She ate pretty much most of the pancakes by herself.
>If you wanted to die, you would ask where she puts it all away.
>Putting that aside, you enjoy the time spent with her.
>And she’s helpful when it’s time to clean up.
>When everything is said and done, Twilight starts to head for the door, and you kiss her before she leaves.
>Once again you’re left alone with your thoughts.
>First thing on your mind was how much those tickets are going to cost.
>You anxiously wait for Friday to come.
>Yet it didn’t consume your thoughts entirely.
>You still had to pack, and get papers together for your tri.
>But when you had free time, you spent it fantasizing about the upcoming day.
>You even had another distraction in the form of Twilight.
>Who come over a few times during the week.
>And before you knew it, the promise day had arrived.
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Hello, boys. How goes?
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>>29686827
It was going pretty dead until TLA just posted.
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>>29687632
Oh, you fucker, kek.
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>>29686827
We dead captain.

>>29686473
>You were up early when Twilight came over.
>And boy did she come prepared for today.
>She came through your do with a saddle bag full of stuff.
>Only one of them was filled with food.
>”What?”
>”The museum doesn’t have everything in it, and I want you to know all you can before the day is done.”
“Alright Twilight.”
>You had expected to get there before a line formed.
“Didn’t think so many ponies like the museum.”
>You stand at the tail end of a surprisingly long line.
>”Well the schools like to come here for field trips, loved those days.”
>”Moreover it has a bunch of old world relics that a lot of ponies want to see.”
>”Sometime the Princesses come here, so there’s a chance to meet them up close.”
>”And then there are a few nobles that like to rub how important their family name is.”
>”Are humans not as interested in museum?”
“There’s some interest, but nothing like this.”
>”Hmm, what a shame.”
>After a bit of a wait, you both mange to get your tickets.
“Okay Little Princess, where are we going exploring first?”
>She excitedly pulls a scroll from her saddle bag.
>She unfurls it, and the thing drops to the ground, and it keeps on rolling.
>It’s so long, that it spooks ponies who are caught off guard by how long it is.
>”Well that’s up to you Anon.”
>”Personally I love the “Founding of Equestria” , but we start anywhere on this list.”
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>>29686439
TLA: singlehandedly proving this IS the cuck thread since 20XX.
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>>29686827
It goes
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Spoole.
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>>29600020
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>>29690805
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>>29688308
Have a kek, bump man!
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>>29691433
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>>29692951
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>>29693743
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>dead like Twilight's marriage
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>>29688308
I was under the impression that this thread would enjoy cucking Flash. Funny how Flash isn't hated as much as Twilight is.
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Booker
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>>29687769
>Since she suggested it, you both head over to the “Founding of Equestria” exhibit.
>It’s a very impressive exhibit.
>With detailed maps of the journey the tribes of ponies took before they made it to Equestria.
>Expertly preserved artifacts from their time period.
>And they even manage to recover and translate old tribal writings.
>Whenever Twilight felt that there was something to add.
>She would add little addendums.
>Mentioning various different ponies that wasn’t publicly know, and what they did to help the tribes through their journey.
>Perks for having access to an archive of ancient lore from a young age.
>The next exhibit you both went to was the “Rulers of Equestria”
>Warlords, Chieftains, Princes and Princesses, and even the small number of Kings and Queens where there.
>And Twilight had something to say for all of them.
>Except Sombra, not surprising really.
>What also isn’t surprising is the length she went to talk about Celestia and Luna.
>Having read their personal diary from when they were younger, and spending time with them gave her greater insight to who they are.
>You both agreed to sit and have a snack when you finished the exhibit.
>You couldn’t expect much privacy, when you’re publicly walking around with a Princess.
>Ponies lined up to meet her, for photos, autographs, and hoofshakes.
>You were ignored simply because to them you are just a friend to the Princess.
>And in this moment, despite how much it hurts to admit.
>You are just her friend.
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>>29696911
>Twilight managed to shoo away the last remaining fan, you both continued to finish the rest of your snack.
>Though, you’re a tad less happy than before.
>And maybe Twilight sussed out what is bothering you.
>But she probably didn’t say anything because of the time and place.
>With your snack completed, you both take some time to plan where to go next.
>It was agreed that the “Revolutionary Ideas of Equestria” would be a good.
>With that squared away, the two of you head over there.
>The exhibit was filled with gadgets and gizmos, both primitive and new that help the Earth ponies.
>Spells, and spell theories that changed Unicorn society.
>And cultural trends that changed over the decades.
>You would think Twilight would have said much more than she did going through it.
>But she didn’t.
>In fact, the further alone you went, the quieter she got.
>She also started to rub her body against your leg when you were walking, or rest herself against it when you were standing.
>You thought it was a little strange.
>Seeing how she love to give you exposition before.
>Then you felt a familiar tingle around your member.
>They don’t last very long at first.
>But the slowly worked their way up.
>Until Twilight is practically jacking you off inside of your pants with her magic.
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>>29695636
I certainly do.
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>>29697102
>Eventually, you start to feel good from the magical handjob you’re receiving.
>And wanting to keep from making both a mess in your pants, and making a scene.
>You start to look for some place quiet.
>You see a shaded sitting area that’s out of the way, and you drag Twilight with you.
>You sit on the bench, and before you know it.
>Twilight gets up on the bench, and lays the upper part of her body over your left leg.
>She puts her face into your penis, and gently rubs it with her face.
“Woah, calm down Twilight.”
“What’s gotten into you?”
>She rolls over until she can see your face.
>She stares at you for a bit, before giggling like a school girl.
>”I didn’t pay attention to what today is.”
“Come again?”
>She giggles one more time.
>”Today is the start of my estrous cycle.”
>”And my heat is starting to flare up right now.”
“Oh, that could be a problem.”
>”You think so?”
>Twilight picks herself up, and sits in your lap.
>You start to feel your pants getting damp as she starts to leak her juices on to them.
>She places her hooves on your shoulder, before she kisses you.
>She quickly pulls, grinning like a playful succubus that has her toy right where she wants it.
>”I don’t think so.”
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>>29697193
If only human women went thru estrus...
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>>29697193
Oh boy it's on now lads
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U-update when?
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>>29700511
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>>29701259
Sauce on pic?
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>>29702090
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>>29701910
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>9
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>>29703639
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>>29704252
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>>29705003
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Boop
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>>29703639
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Jinora
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>>29705916
nice
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>>29697193
>Twilight wraps her hooves around your neck, and leans toward your ear.
>”Maybe I should show them how much you truly mean to me.”
>Twilight starts to grind herself against you.
>Her inflamed vagina smearing its wetness all over your pants.
>”Just take you to the middle of the museum.”
>”Bend over.”
>”And let you rut me into the ground while I beg for your cum.”
>She lightly nips on your ear, before she pulls away.
>Luckily for the both of you, your mind isn’t riddled with lust hormones.
>No matter how good it feels when Twilight rubs herself on you.
“Come on Twilight, you know we can’t do that.”
“Do you really think having sex in public is worth ruining both of our lives?”
>She momentarily halts her grinding.
>”No to the audience.”
>”That’s fine, I was joking about that part anyways.”
>She leans forward, and kisses your neck.
>”But that was the only part I was joking about.”
>She moves back, and stares you in the eyes.
>”I would love to finish this date through the museum if I could make it.”
>”I can feel that I can’t.”
>”So let’s say that this was half of your present to me.”
>”We go back to your place, and you can give the rest of it from your ballsack to my aching womb.”
>”Does that sound better, my Naughty Human?”
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>>29709434
This pleases me.
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>>29705003
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>>29709434
You tease
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>9 again
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>9 yet again
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>>29711328
Didn't mean to, but Wi-Fi is being spotty right now.
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>>29711089
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>9
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franklin
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>>29716409
Eleanor
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>9
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>9
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>>29714199
Oh sure. That's what they all say.
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>>29718163
He died.
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>9 some more
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>>29716668
Oh FFS, I meant Delano.
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>>29718163
Played you like a damn fiddle
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>>29719092
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>>29719092
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geothermal energy
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>>29718163
>>29722639
He is dead. It was announced on the Luna discord.
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Strategically placed bamp.
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>>29722928
When was this?
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>9
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>10
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>>29709434
>”We go back to your place, and you can give the rest of it from your ballsack to my aching womb.”
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>dead like their marriage
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>>29722928
Say it ain't so.
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>>29722928
rip
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veronica.
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>>29728541
What is with the random name bumps?
I appreciate bumping but delete them after.
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>>29725648
Good, and I hope a lust crazed Twilight on top is your fetish also.

>>29709434
>Now that was an offer you can’t refuse.
“Yes-“
>Was all you manage to say.
>When you feel space time suddenly warp around you.
>Your senses are throttled roughly, as your change position from the museum bench, to the bed in your home.
>Twilight really needs to give you a warning if she’s going to teleport you.
>”Good answer!”
>Twilight isn’t fazed by the change in scenery.
>And neither is her lust.
>She moves her fore hooves to your chest, and pushes you down until you’re laying on your back.
>She takes no time at all to remove everything from your waist down.
>Twilight repositions herself so she is sitting on your thighs.
>She eyes your member with a hunger you’ve never seen before.
>She licks her lips, before she bends over, and takes the entirety of your penis in her mouth.
>You moan loudly, as you feel the warmth and wetness from Twilight’s mouth surround your rod.
>Not giving you any reprieve.
>Twilight starts to bod her head.
>Sucking and dragging her tongue as she moves.
>Since you’re caught off guard from everything that happened so far.
>Your orgasm build quickly.
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Also isn't as mini as I would've liked, but eh, I doubt anyone cares
>>29729218
“Hey Twilight.”
>It’s obvious she doesn’t hear you.
>You moan again, this time it’s followed up with a thrust from your hip.
>Your penis throbs happily inside her mouth.
>But if this goes on, you will cum.
>And that’ll leave you with a cranky Alicorn because you didn’t last long enough.
>Seeing how she isn’t going to hear you anyways.
>You pick up your hands, and bring them to Twilight’s head.
>They are barely there for a second.
>When they are wrenched from her head.
>Twilight halts her blowjob for a moment to glare at you.
>She uses her magic to secure your hands above your head, and resumes the blowjob.
>Fine then, it’s her fault if you orgasm.
>You relax your body, and just enjoy the ride.
>Twilight’s mouth brings you ever closer to climax.
>When she suddenly removes her mouth from your penis.
>Your member throbs in the now cool air.
>Twilight swiftly moves herself above your penis.
>Using one of her hooves to line the two sex organs up.
>Then she slams herself down.
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>>29729234
>Once she is fully hilted.
>Twilight’s body arcs, and she lets out a long drawn out moan.
>Her body convulses wildly.
>Causing her inner walls to pull at your member.
>Did she just cum just from putting your penis inside her?
>She doesn’t wait for her orgasm to finish, as she starts to ride you.
>Loud wet slaps can be heard on each time she brings her flank down on your thighs.
>The blowjob left you close to the edge, and you feel the coming of the end.
>With a luckily timed thrust.
>You cum inside Twilight fully hilted.
>The two of you moan as loudly as you could.
>Your member throbbing, and shooing rope after rope of cum.
>And Twilight’s vagina hungrily swallows everything it can, and brings it to her womb.
>Both orgasms go on for some time, before settling down.
>You relish the break, and use it to.
>’Anon, I want another load in my womb.”
>You feel your penis tingles a bit, before it stars to grow hard again.
“You’re joking, right?”
>”Oh, so is human stamina a myth then?”
>She leans over your body, and puts her hooves on your chest.
>”I’m not stratified yet Anon, and I won’t stop until you’re empty.”
>You both groan, as Twilight starts to ride you once again.
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>>29723694
>>29727321
>>29727826

This pass Saturday or Sunday depending on your timezone
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>>29729218
>Good, and I hope a lust crazed Twilight on top is your fetish also.
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>9
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>messed up bump
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>9
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This thread will survive longer with each consecutive bumping. Once we get to page 1 bumping, then bumping will be the least of our troubles.
>8
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Marie.
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>>29734649
Eh, something thread related would be a better bump. Which is something my post isn't.
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Are there any greens where anon is being abused by his wife/marefriend but he loves her too much to tell anyone the truth?
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>>29735659
Prompts but no green I think.

Also where is loki? And Wan? Why does this keep happening?!? ARE WE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? DO WE DISPLEASE OUR MASTERS?
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>9 bump
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>>29729258
I'm digging this kind of Twilight
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>9bump
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>9
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>10
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>9
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>>29605920
But I got Joe Wheeler...
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Arcade.
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>9
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>>29735659
We used to have one shots in the older thread, but people stop doing them.

>>29729258
>You slowly open your eyes.
>Judging from the changed position of the light coming from your window.
>You must have passed out.
>You feel a weight on your chest.
>Looking down, you see Twilight slumbering away.
>Now that you think about.
>You flex your penis.
>Yep it’s still there.
>Sensitive like no one penis ever should be, but still there none the less.
>You take your mind from your genitalia, and go back to looking at Twilight.
>She sleeps away with a smile longer than the Amazon river.
>Which is a very stark contrast from the faces she was making earlier.
>You weren’t expecting her to be that wild during her heat.
>But was it worth it?
>There isn’t enough ways to say yes.
>Twilight stirs slightly against your chest.
>She yawns while slowly opening her eyes.
“You sleep well for a torturer.”
>”Oh please, I did the same you did to me our first time.”
>”Except you got to sleep it off afterwards.”
“Touché”
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>>29735999
Trips seem to agree. They've abandoned us. Only TLA still checks in to make sure we don't die.
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>>29743024
>waifu sleeping peacefully on you

That's also my fetish
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>9 once more
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Johnathan
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>>29745900
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>>29745900
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>>29745900
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>>29743024
>”What time is it?”
>You look to your left, and stare at your alarm clock.
“6:40pm.”
>Twilight sighs across your chest, and nuzzles closer.
>”I don’t want to go home.”
>You warp your arms around her.
“Then don’t.”
>”Don’t do that.”
>You can see the realization of what is going on finally hitting Twilight’s guilty conscience.
“Hey now, where’s that smile from before?”
>”I’m off my high Anon.”
>”And now I’m thinking.”
>”I don’t want to go home because of the chance of being alone for the rest of the day is too high.”
>”But I need to go home, because that is what a wife is supposed to do.”
>”Wait home for her husband.”
>”Not lay in another male’s bed.”
“What about Flash?”
>”What about him.”
“Why is it okay for him to never to be at home, while you wither away in the dark?”
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>>29747918
And I just realized our poster count went up from 58 to 65. Kinda curious as to why that happened when there is only one story going on.

>>29747918
>”He’s busy Anon.”
“Yes, so busy that he can leave his wife alone for most of the year, without so much as a good bye.”
>Twilight quickly rises from your chest.
>”He’s training recruits that will help protect the realm.”
“So is Shining, but he has time to come home to Cadence doesn’t he.”
>”Maybe he puts his recruits through more rigorous training.”
>You pull yourself up into a sitting position.
“You’re making excuses from him Twilight.”
“How do you even know that’s what his doing?”
“How do you know he isn’t with some random fling an-.”
>”SHUT UP!”
>A very angry Twilight is glaring daggers into you, and is seething with rage that her body can barely control.
>”Never speak ill of my husband ever again.”
>With that said, Twilight kicks the blanket off of her, and gets out of the bed.
>She wordlessly exits the room, and slams the door shut.
>You flop back on you bed.
>Your own anger bubbling up in your chest.
>You don’t know why she is willingly putting herself through this.
>Or why she even thinks her marriage is even worth holding on to at this point.
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>>29747946
>How dare he!
>How could he even insinuate that Flash was cheating on you?!
>You’re the unfaithful one!
>All Flash is trying to do is keep you and the ponies he loves safe from harm.
>And you repay that love by sleeping with Anon behind his back.
>You stomp through Ponyville’s market place.
>Ignoring any and all questions and greetings directed towards you.
>It’s a good thing you still had half a mind to clean yourself up before you stormed out of his house.
>You arrive at your castle, when a whistle brings you out of your thoughts.
>It’s almost like the universe has a sense of humor, as you see Flash training some recruits.
>You stare at him, as he drills them over something.
>You’re sure it’s important.
>But you start to feel that itch in your marehood again.
>And you don’t care how important it’s supposed to be.
>Your tryst with Anon was a pleasurable thing.
>But your ovaries now demand seed that can impregnate you.
>You hungrily lick your lips.
>Maybe Anon was right about one thing.
>You’re going to give your husband a reason to come home tonight.
>And you’re going to make sure he enjoys every minute of it.
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>>29747966
Who's betting it turns out Flash is gay and only married Twilight for the social status/traditions sake?
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>>29748367
According to Celestia it was because he was too beta to say no.
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>9
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>>29600020
Thread theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ7J0SwK8fE
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>>29750095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-NlR54PqLw
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>>29748367
Flash then starts cheating on Twilight with Anon.
Everyone is forgiven.
Good End.
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Artyom
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>9
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>>29729482
RIP
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>>29747966
This really is the cuck thread.
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>>29755000
Full House confirms dead writefags
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>>29747966
Man Twilight can switch her lust real fucking quick
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>>29729482
Plz be a bad joke. He is quite possibly the best writefag on /mlp/
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>>29755827
>the best writefag on /mlp/
That's not saying much, since those who are actually good LEAVE WITHOUT ANOTHER WORD AND LEAVE THEIR STORIES INCOMPLETE EVERYTIME ;_;
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>10
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>>29756953
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Samantha
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>9
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>>29756040
Such is the story of countless other writefags
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>9
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>>29755100
nice full house
>>29756040
every time
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Bump
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>9
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>9
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weebs
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>>29761399
>>29760977
>>29760550
999
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>9
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Aang'
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>9
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>9
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>9
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So do we kill ourselves now? Or just wait until the sadness gets us?
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>>29765505
Yes. Here's another
>9
for the road.
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>9
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>>29766132
Much appreciated
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>7
Is a better number than 9.
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>9
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TIMOTHY/
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>>29747966
>Still upset by what happened between you and Twilight.
>You contact Princess Cadence and Prince Shining, and inform them you’ll be arriving in the Crystal Empire shortly.
>And after a long train ride.
>You arrive in the CE’s train station on Sunday morning.
>With your things in hand, you were going to look for a hotel to stay in.
>That is until you’re flagged down by Sunburst.
>”They sent me to look for you.”
>You both walk through the streets as you talk.
>”They also think it would be best for you to stay in the castle, so the business deals can be dealt with when everyone is present.”
“That makes sense.”
>You both walk through the castle’s crystal doors.
>You are greeted by Princess Cadence and Prince Shining once you enter.
>They give you quick tour, making highlight of where business will be conducted, and where you will stay for the time being.
>You thank them for their hospitality, and they assure you that it wasn’t a problem.
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>>29769579
>You get your stuff in your room, and start messing with the various folders you brought with you.
>You might not be seeing anyone today, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be prepared.
>Plus you need the distraction.
>You sort out the folders until late evening.
>And the only reason you stopped was because you were invited to dinner.
>With the day thoroughly exhausted, you check over everything once more, before turning in for the night.
>The first thing needed to be done, was to find a place for the new bank.
>It was agreed upon that the market place would be expanded and the bank would be placed next to a major shopping center.
>You meet with several civil engineers, and after many hours, the blueprints were set, and could begin as soon as possible.
>You also met with shareholders.
>Primarily with those in the CE, but others that bought some shares came as well.
>You looked through various construction contracts, and after a time, you signed the one you thought was best.
>You wish you could say you worked all day and night.
>But Cadence and Shining wasn’t having that.
>Any time you weren’t busy with something, they whisked you away to do something fun.
>Cadence’s reasoning was she doesn’t like grumps in her court.
>You’re not that grumpy
>And Shining’s reasoning was all work slowly kills, so why not take some time to have fun.
>Wise advice coming from the stallion whose daughter can teleport carts into the bathroom while he’s in it.
>Despite you bad mood, it eventually gives way under their constant assault.
>In just two months all preparations for the new bank is completed, and the real labor can begin.
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>>29769583
>’Twilight Sparkle confirmed pregnant.’
>No, you’re not reading that headline wrong.
>No, this isn’t some horrific nightmare.
>Yes, there is a canyon sized split down the middle of your heart.
>You tried to read the article.
>But your mind wouldn’t accept what your eyes were reading.
>The only thing that it did accept was the fact she is two months into her pregnancy.
>You honestly don’t know what to feel.
>Jealousy? Over the fact that Flash got her pregnant when you could not.
>Hatred? She probably just used you to fill the void, and everything she said thus far was a lie.
>Sadness? There is no way the relationship between you two can continue after the foal is born.
>You wonder around the castle in a stupor.
>Until you realize that you weren’t being pestered about your emotional distress.
>When you asked one of the guards, they informed you that the Prince and Princess went to congratulate Twilight.
>Well you can’t be mad at them for doing that.
>To everyone else, this news is time for celebration.
>You don’t remember what you did for most of the day.
>But your mind is dragged from the either, and back to reality when you hear a knock on your door.
>You find yourself sitting at your desk for some reason, but you don’t take long to dwell on it, and straighten yourself up.
“Come in.”
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>>29769593
>The door opens, and Cadence pokes her head through the door.
>”Evening Anon, I brought you some tea.”
>She walk through the do, levitating a cup of tea, and closes the door.
“Evening.”
>She puts the cup in front of you.
>You hear her make herself comfortable on your bed.
>But you pay no heed to that, and just stare at your cup of tea.
>You hear Cadence sigh.
>”And I was going to be all coy with you.”
>”But there is no point in that when you’ve already heard the news.”
>”So let’s just cut to the chase and talk about my sister in law.”
>Even as you are now, you’re only slightly surprised she would know about your affair.
>You pick up your cup and swirl it around for a bit.
“What about her.”
>”Do you think you two will continue this affair?”
“Probably not.”
>”Probably?”
>”Such an indecisive answer, especially what might be the biggest wedge between the two of you will be born in the future.”
>You sigh, as you put the cup down.
“I don’t want to talk about this.”
>”Of course you don’t, but you need to.”
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>>29769599
“And what do you want me to say?”
>”Speak your heart Anon.”
>”There is no reason to hide anything from me.”
>You’re silent for a moment.
“I… Can’t, it hurts too much.”
>There is a silence in the room.
>”You know, when I went to see Twilight to congratulate her, I didn’t know she was having an affair with you.”
>”I name dropped you, and that’s when I saw it.”
>”That little pink light that flashes when one heart flutters when they think of someone they love.”
>”So I asked her a bunch of indirect questions, just to see how much she loved you.”
>”It didn’t take her long to realize what I was doing, and she clammed up, but at that point it was too late.”
>You turn towards Cadence.
“So what are you trying to say?”
“Twilight still loves me despite being pregnant with Flash’s foal, and that I should be happy because of that.”
>She blinks at you.
>”Wow, way to jump to conclusions.”
>”No, you shouldn’t be happy because of that, but just as you just demonstrated, it hurts you.”
>”And yet you want to bottle up that hurt.”
>”That silence is going to kill you both faster than the foal, and it will leave you both bitter and alone.”
“She has Flash.”
>”You and I both know that’s a lie.”
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>>29769605
>”I drilled overtly on her marriage before even speaking about you.”
>”And not one did that light shine as bright as it did for you.”
>”Doesn’t help that she tried to divert my questions about where he is with some training garbage.”
>”Like I don’t know what it’s like to be married to a Captain of the guard.”
“So everything is screwed up.”
>”Yep.”
>”Even more so now since she’s pregnant.”
>”Her hormones are going to wreak havoc on her emotions.”
>”She loves you, feels guilty about being in love with you, I’m guessing you two had an argument at some point, and she’s annoyed at you.”
>”She loves Flash, feels guilty that she’s cheating on him, there’s probably some resentment, I don’t know, I didn’t dig that far.”
>”And she probably self-loathes herself because of all this.”
>”She’s going to be a mess, if you two decide to move forward.”
>You sigh again, and slouch yourself against the chair.
“Then what should I do?”
>”First, I’m going to tell you what you shouldn’t do.”
>”Don’t just accept her back with open arms just because you still love each other.”
>”Sit down at talk with her, and if you think you can’t deal with this, then end it.”
>She hops off of the bed.
>”So many want to find that perfect love.”
>”And so many don’t understand how much you might have to mess up before you find it.”
>Cadence exits your room, leaving you with your thoughts and silence.
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>>29769593
>Twilight Sparkle confirmed pregnant.
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>9
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fuuuuggg
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>>29769611
Fucking love horse. Pushing the plot and shit.
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>>29771737
It's kind of weird, I thought she would be the last one ok with this shit.
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>>29772141
Considering she understands love's ups and downs better than most, it's not that weird.
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>>29772141
She's the Lovehorse. Not the Loyaltyhorse. That's why she's a shit.
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>>29603465
>Machiavellian Anonymous
Man, that shit fucks me up every time.
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>>29769583
Love you for all this green TLA but gotta say the way you write business rubs me the wrong way. It just seems so "Joe average is wizard at being a boss despite no experience or training" and like an 80s video collage of the cool business dude doin business.
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>>29773201
That's mostly because I'm bullshiting. No amount of web serching well give me an idea on what actually goes on in a meeting room.
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>9
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>>29773482
Green about Big Mac and his 20 failed marriages when?
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>9
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>9
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Yugi
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>>29769611
Hyped for confrontation
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>9
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RIP Loki
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Was the sequel to Adulterous Twilight ever finished?
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>>29778183
Nope
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>>29779070
Fuck.
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>>29774413
Fair enough.
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>>29778183
>Was [any >green ever] ever finished?
What a silly question anon.
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Winding down bump
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>>29780806
Yes. Sadly loki and Wan seem yo have abandoned us yet again. And TLA is just one man.
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>>29781366
aw
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>>29781366
I had such high hopes for their stories with their return.
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>>29780806
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>>29781366
Loki died.
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Margret
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>>29782750
Just a cruel tease.
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>>29783767
I still refuse to believe this
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Random Twilight boop.
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Would you like to pull the bumps?
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>This has been up for 30 days

HOLY SHIT
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>9
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>9
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>>29782750
As did I anon. As did I.
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>9
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Gottard,
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bampu
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>>29791559
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>9bump
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TLA plz, don't you die on us too!
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>>29600020
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>>29792500
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Garro.
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>headingtowork bump
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>9
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>9
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>9
Should I stop bumping?
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>>29802849
It's up to you anon.

On a completely unrelated note. Is three months enough time for a foal to start taking form in the womb?
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>>29803053
For real horses: that's around 5 or 6 months, out of the 11 month pregnancy.

But if sapient magical marshmallow horses are more like humans, then yes.
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>>29803646
> that's around 5 or 6 months,
Magical marshmallow horses that are more like humans it is then.
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>10
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>9
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It's dead Jim.
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>>29769611
>You uneasily sit in silence.
>You just don’t know what to do.
>Even if Twilight doesn’t rub it in your face.
>You couldn’t hug her without touching her stomach.
>You couldn’t kiss her knowing that she’s going to home and kiss Flash.
>You couldn’t have sex with her anymore without thinking about what Flash could’ve done to her.
>And when the foal is born, things get much worse.
>There will be less time between the two of you, because she’ll have to take care of it.
>Or, perhaps she’ll bring over.
>And if there is one thing that kills any type of mood.
>It’s the sound of a baby’s, or in this case foal’s, cries.
>You’re honestly finding more reasons to not continue the affair.
>If not just for both your sake of mind, but for the foal’s.
>But.
>You pick up your cup, and take a sip of your tea.
>It’s good.
>But there isn’t enough good tea in the world to fix your mood.
>Your heart beats painfully against your chest.
>You should just want to end it.
>You know the risks that came with falling in love with a married mare.
>But you don’t want to give her up so easily.
>You pick up the cup again, and chug what left of your tea.
>You didn’t want to, but reality laid down a set of complications that you have to deal with if you want to keep her in your heart.
>You put the cup down, and stare at it.
>Empty, but with that lingering drop that never seems to get out.
>You sigh as you lean back in your chair.
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>>29806685
>You spend a few extra days moping around the castle.
>Well you keep telling yourself it was a few extra days.
>In truth, those extra days became a month.
>Most of that time was spend in your room.
>Mulling over papers that for right now did nothing.
>Or fighting with your emotions.
>You know the longer you wait the worse it gets.
>But depression can make a procrastinator out of any one.
>Thankfully neither Cadence, or Shinning bugged you during your stay.
>You did see them around from time to time.
>Cadence would give you a soft smile, and Shining would just give you a casual nod.
>You can’t but wonder if she ever told him about your affair with his sister.
>But those are thoughts that probably never get answers to.
>Eventually the feeling of being a freeloader started to outweigh your broken heart.
>You really have overstayed your welcome at this point.
>You resolved that you would get out of Cadence and Shining’s hair, and deal with your problems when you get home tomorrow.
>As you were finishing packing your things, you hear a knock at your door.
>You open the door to find a maid.
>”I was told to come directly to you, and give you this.”
>She holds up a scroll.
>You take it from her, and with her business done, she bows, and leaves you.
>Closing the door, you give the scroll a one over.
>Your eyes stop on a very recognizable wax seal.
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>>29806710
I never took you for one to leave us on cliffhangers TLA. Good to see you're not all dead yet.
Also,
>But you don't want to give up on her so easily.
Don't get me wrong, I absolutely want to see him try to get back together, but how exactly would this be "giving up on her easily"? A child that is (likely? [at least from his perspective]) not his has entered the picture, and then he goes on to list all the problems that this entails.
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>9
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>>29806710
shit is gonna go down
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/mlp/ only had 29.6m posts when this thread was made
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>>29809019
then i add one bump to the current number
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>>29810218
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Lorgar
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>9
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>>29807280
It's only a cliffhanger because of collage, Otherwise that I would've put it somewhere else.

>but how exactly would this be "giving up on her easily"?
Having an affair comes with a slew of problems, and people still pursue them. And affairs even persist during and after child birth. If Anon didn't at least try to see if it could work, then he would be giving up too easily.
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>9
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>>29814547
>9
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>>29815209
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Andrew
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Loki didn't really die right? H-he is going to come back right? HE SAID THERE WOULD BE MORE UPDATES. WHERE ARE THEY LOKI?
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>>29821221
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>>29821221
He's a lawyer. What did u expect? The truth?
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>>29822238
kek
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>>29821221
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>10 bump
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>>29824228
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Sythe
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bampu
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>>29822238
It still hurts Anon
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>3 days with nothing but bumps
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>>29826971
Here's another
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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