Because Pinkie is the best pony.
>no putting the original pasta
C'mon OP, you used to be cool
>>29599224
I'm a newfag. I have no idea what you are talking about.
>>29599240
>admitting to being a newfag
>>29599259
Well, it's better than having no clue what anyone is talking about...right?
>>29599311
>>29599407
Hah! No.
i want pink ponk to sht marshmallow frosting in my mouth.
>>29599683
Don't we all?
>>29599683
SO YOU ALL LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29599961
>Pinky
>>29600040
The bellybutton is weird.
>>29599219
This was my Steam profile pic for two years
>>29600040
boop
>>29599240
>newfags
>>29599961
>namefags
>namefags who can't even spell names correctly
>namefags who can't even spell names correctly and aren't posting green
We're off to a pretty shit start
>>29599961
>>29602122
>Be me
>QT3.14 candy hoers
>Log on to the electric spider web to see what Anon's friends are up to
>See impostor
>notimpressed.png
>Didn't even spell my adorable name right
>Decide to prank
>Climb through screen into Impostor Anon's house
>Make way to laundry room
>This is gonna be good
>Rummage through clothes drying machine
>Find a good pair of socks
>Take one and leave the other
>Sneak back through screen
>Add sock to my collection
>Make post knowing no one will believe Imposter AnonI helped myself to a cookie, Impostor.Also, your milk is starting to go bad.Also also, I'm coming back for more socks, Impostor! He-he-he!
>>29602257
>Take one and leave the other
Stop this monster.
I want Pinkie Pie to fart on me, it would make me the happiest man in the universe.
>>29600069
I love the way her belly moves
>>29602257
YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL
YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT TO PEOPLE
>>29602257
tfw pinkie steals your socks
Not-BG9-but-still-working-on-green bump.
Smoking ponk
Bimp
How much is too much ponk?
I want to protect her smile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77STo6xrkPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1GKagaFT0
>>29599219
>>29605670
Give that man a pone.
>>29606030
Give that man a bump.
>>29602257
More?
Bump
>>29607047
How do we die so fast?
>>29607486
Pony show is dead, so it is normal.
>>29607504
It is sad truth
>>29599219
Why do you guys worship her?
>"I know I'm friends with everyone, Anon, but I'm really having trouble understanding what I'd gain by being friends with you, and it's weird because I only feel that way about YOU."
>>29605455
That's a good question. Of course I love Ponko unconditionally but there is a point at which I would have to step my foot down and get her to lose weight. I think the breaking point would be if I couldn't carry her. Then, I'd join her in diets and exercises and encourage her to be healthier.Or maybe she'd never be "too much" because she's a perfect cartoon horse that isn't real.
>>29599219
How would both FIM and EQG Pinkie would react to 4chan let alone this thread?
>>29599219
Is it me or is she the most fuckable pony ever?
>>29599219
This is the only pic that doesn't have in bondage that I jerk off too.
>>29608057
I'd expect them to be surprised at first but then they'd become professional shitposters almost immediately. With FIM Ponk providing support for EQG Pink since only EQG can type.
>>29604577
Do y'all think pinkie would try to get you to stop smoking so you could be with her longer or would she try smoking in an attempt to be a part of what you enjoy.
Under the assumption that she doesn't like smoking.
>>29599219
Which is worst?
No Pinkie episode for both Season 7 & 8
She visit her folks and get crush by a series of boulders that fell on her
During a party she died from a heart attack and no one notice
She rapes Cheese Sandwich
Cupcakes comes true
She get drug and everyone takes a advantage of this
You have sex with her but only because she can't say no
Her entire family molested her for her entire life
>>29608843
The heart attack one probably cause, that is the cruelest fate.
A forgotten one
>>29608843
>Which is worst?
You not shutting up.
>>29606559
Yes, I have more socks. I have lots of socks! Why do you ask?
>>29609293
You get molested by Lime Stone Pie.
>The End
Winters with Pinkie Pie must be so much fun. Snow fights and fireplace talks with midnight cuddles. Not only that but her Ponyville Hearth's Warming party must be absolutely wonderful.
>>29610061
That all sounds wonderful and why haven't i thought of that before
>You stand in the doorway of your house looking out at Ponyville
>Last night it started snowing for the first time this winter and now, in the light of day, you get to witness the beautiful blanket of snow covering Ponyville
>You see ponies trotting happily through the fresh snow and laughing merrily
>You make a mental note to thank Rarity for this thick suit she made for you
>So warm and yet so light
>She is truly a master at her art
>But enough wasting the precious light of day!
>You take a step out and-
>"Noooonnnyyyy"!
>Before you can even look, you are hit with a tremendous force on your left side
>You're sent flying into a convenient pile of snow
>After gathering yourself, you see the one and only Pinkie Pie nuzzling into your stomach
>She's wearing knitted mittens for her hooves, a striped beanie, and a jacket
"Pinkie please be more careful next time. I might actually get hurt one of these days."
>She nuzzles underneath your jacket and pops out an inch from your face
>"Of course I know that silly!"
>Her breath smells like fruity candy
>"Why else do you think I made this snow pile?"
>A bit of snow from the pile slides onto your head and you shiver from the sudden chill
>Pinkie giggles and brushes the snow off of your head
>You hold her in your jacket as you get up from the snow
>You set her down and brush off any snow sticking to you
"Thanks Pinkie. So what are we doing today?"
>"Well…"
>She reaches behind her with her top curl pulling out a scroll
>The scroll rolls out to a comical length as Pinkie takes in a huge breath
>Before she even speaks, you Usain Bolt your ass to her and slide by in time to pluck the scroll out of her sight
"How about I show you a snow angel first?"
>You weren't sure how she would react to you stealing the scroll but she was beaming at your proposal
>You look around your yard and find a clearing of fresh snow
>>29612150
"Alright Pinkie watch me"
>You stand in front of Pinkie like a crucified Jesus and fall back into the soft snow
>Then, rhythmically, you wave your arms and legs until you think the angel is ready
>You carefully get up as not to ruin your work of art and admire the piece before you.
"Alright Pinkie, now you try"
>She happily nods and brings out her serious face
>It is a human art form she has never seen before
>Perhaps she's taking this a bit too seriously
>She's on her hind legs and her front legs are spread
>She falls back into the snow
>Without a moment of hesitation, she waves her limbs wildly and begins giggling uncontrollably
>Soon enough you begin laughing with her
>Damn her laughter is contagious
>You look over her and she stops to stick out her tongue and smile at you
>Your heart melts a little and you help her out of the angel
>You both admire your works and then continue the day with other activities
>After hours of fun, you and Pinkie return to your home and enjoy hot cocoa by the fireplace
>She quickly passes out in your arms from the exhausting day
>You're about to fall asleep when you remember the scroll you stole earlier
>You pull it out to see what madness she had planned
>As it rolls out before you, all you see is
"Be with Anonymous"
>You look at the perfect pink pony and smile
>As sleep overtakes you, you think of how to make tomorrow even betterAuthor's Note: I have never actually done a snow angel before since I live in fuckall Arizona.
>>29612162
That was truly heart warming.
A counterweight for the daily life.
Thank you anon.
Bump is just a different way of saying "I want to stay with you"
Bump
>>29599219
>>29612915
Did you draw this?
>>29615122
Nah, just found it somewhere.
I wish I could create some content for this thread, but I lack the passion.
>>29615361
See >>29600025
But surely you want to try your hand at something.
Bamp
>>29612915
I'm assuming you got that from Derpi? Cause if so I'm really happy to have my art showed off. Thank you so much!
>>29617577
Probably don't believe me but here's a more finished drawing by me as well.
>>29617587
I'll believe you for now, but I ask for a link to more of your stuff. I think your stuff is rather cute and reverse image searching got me nowhere.
>>29617587
That looks traced
THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC0qk2LLohc
Wake up, Penko thread!
>You wake up in your dark room laying on the floor
>You look at your watch in the moonlight and see that it's half past one
>What happened?
>Why are you on the floor?
>You look up at your bed a see a pink pony slowly breathing rhythmically
"Sweetie Pie?"
>You pick yourself up and look over her
>She's not under the covers and seems to be mumbling under her breath
>Must be a nightmare
>Surely Moonbutt will help her
>You Pull the covers over her and tuck her in
>Before hopping in bed next to her, you look over her one last time
>It must have been one interesting date night if you woke up on the floor with no recollection of it
>As you lower yourself into the comfort of your bed, you notice a chill encircling your ring finger
> Checking, you see a silver band with three colored diamonds
>Two blues with a yellow right above them
>Must've been a present from tonight
>Like a promise ring or something
>You look over at Pinkie and see the she's still upset
>You get under the covers and scoot in right next to her
>You hold her closely against you and you feel her muscles start to relax a bit
>As much as you'd like to ask her what happened tonight, you're sure you'll remember to ask her in the morning
>Immediately, drowsiness overtakes you and you hear Pinkie mumbling again>"Anon...please...remember..."Sorry if this isn't very good. I wanted to leave a goodnight bump, but I absolutely hate bumping without content so I pulled this outta my ass.
Goodnight Ponkfags.
>>29618496
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=uploader%3Alegendoflink
Here ya go. Thank you as well. I try my best for ponks and your guys smiles.
Bump for Ponks
>>29618849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaN8sQK1ang
>>29620265
>>29620265
>>29612150
>>29612162
D'aww. That was adorable. Nice job, Anon. Any chance that we could see more?
>>29612162
nice Story anon i made this into a you tube video :)
Penk
>>29620634
Sorry bro but I'm not really planning on continuing it.It was meant to be a one shot green to bump the thread. If you want to try your hand at continuing, by all means go for it! I'd love to see more green around here.
>>29620788
Thanks, man! You mind linking the video?
I wish I was this bag of flour.
>>29621257
I might continue it later tonight. Just have classes to get through first. Damn it, college. I just want to post ponies, not do homework.
i want pinkie pie to shit marshmallow frosting all over my face.
Since thread is slow. Any ideas for a quick ponk sketch?
>>29622143
>i want pinkie pie to shit marshmallow frosting all over my face.
I want Pinkie Pie to cover my naked body with Cheese Whiz and let the Cutie Mark Crusaders lick it all from my body.
>>29622991
Ponk and Anon dressed up for winter, cuddling each other in the snow.
>>29623309
Sorry for the poorly drawn anon. Still working on my hooman anatomy. Thank you for such a cute suggestion!
>>29623900
Here's one with snow lime originally requested. Sorry bout that!
Which is best pinkie mane style?
>>29624023Pinkamena style
Bomp
Bump
>>29623942
That's not bad at all.
>>29623900
>>29623942
D'aww
Ponko Bump
If it wasn't for this character I would be dead long time ago, I always looked up to her, as I can see she has clear problems of her own and yet does her best to keep herself and especially others happy, I strive to be something like that.
Is it weird that Ponk got me through some tough times and changed me genuinelly as a person? I always try to think of the best and hope for the best, which can be hard as someone who is diagnosed wth depression, but Pinkie's look upon life always makes me feel safe.
>>29625722
>is this weird
Usually - of course
On this thread - I think most of us have had something similar happen. Pinkie is a great character for some reasons. But one of the most important reasons is how you can be sure she would want for you to be happy, how you can bet that she will do her best to make you feel welcome.
That's why I love her so much, out of all the ponies she made me feel like someone cared for me. Even thoughshe's not physically hereshe managed to make me smile, when no one else could.
>You will never kill youreself with Pinkamena
Bump of life