ITT: Ponies you could probably beat up

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>>29598704
But Marble is cute! Why would you want to beat her up?

I dunno, I could probably only beat up children. Ponies are pretty strong.

>>29598704
Any unicorn could literally rape me with magic and a decently strong earth pony could probably beat me but I could take any others.

>>29598704
Why would anybody beat up that adorable little munchkin?

BY THE WORD OF GOD I SAY DON'T FUCKING DO THAT

>>29598704
She probably shut down while the beating last.
Ponies are pretty strong tho.

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>>29598704
By literally trolling her.
Not a single blow is dealt, she knocks herself out trying to convince me that gravity is real and oranges are called oranges because they are just called oranges.

>>29598795
>Any unicorn
I'm under the impression background nobles in Canterlot would curl up in a ball if you so much as flick them in the snootle.

>>29599966
Maybe, but most unicorns can levitate objects so they could probably deal a decent amount of damage.
They could choke you like Darth Vader.

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>>29598704
I think there are a bunch of ponies anyone could beat up.
The real question is, though, why would you want to beat them up? Unless they are into that sort of stuff.

>>29598704
I could beat up most ponies, because they're little. I wouldn't do that though because they're my little ponies.

>>29598704
Marble is not for abuse. He is for soft fucking.

>>29600565
>HE

>>29598704
The big white one. The one with the sparkly, flowing mane.
Princess 'can't take a hit worth spit' Celestia.
Shoulda named her Glass Jolene.

>>29600569
yes. he.

>>29599978
Or rip out a part of there brain.
>Unicorn and Earth pony get into argument.
>Argument gets heated and earth pony pulles hammer out of her bag.
>Unicorn lights up her horn for about a second.
>Earth pony stands there as if frozen.
>The right side of her face twitches slightly as a small stream of blood trickles out of her nose.
>Earth pony falls over like a tree, her eyes still fixed forward, her face still in the same expression she had a moment ago when she was alive.

>>29599978
>>29600632
This shit is so fucking boring.
"DAE unicrons are OP?!?!?"
Come on.

>>29600641
If ponies thought like humans did unicorns could tear shit up.
If you could manipulate matter across space then it wouldn't take a rocket scientist to figure out you can attack the frailest parts of someones body.
Even if you were a 7 foot tall body builder would you mess with a guy that could pull your eyeballs out of there sockets from across the room?

>>29600673
Yeah, well they don't. It's a tired idea that clashes with the whole idea of FiM.

>>29600673
If I lived in a world with people that powerful I would make it my mission to take that away from as many as possible. It's absolutely unjust.

>>29600673
Thank god I'm reading Estee and we have "Differentiation"

>>29600686
?

>>29600705
Differentiation. The near-universal unicorn inability to use their field for moving any object which is fully inside another. (The field coats the exterior of what it manipulates: reaching the interior doesn't happen.) Unicorns have been known to fully exhaust themselves in the attempts, and there are consistent rumors of worse. Generally applies to manipulation of anything within a solid: movement of solid through liquid is possible, but too much liquid mass represents a barrier on the level of a solid. Only one exception exists to the differentiation rule, and it is used in obstetrics.

From glossary.

Ponies in my little pony are in fact, little.

>>29598704
Assuming you are fast enough to dodge all her attacks yeah.
If she gets a single hit in with that earth pony strength you are fucked though.

>>29600789
>implying she wouldn't be stunned into passivity after the first hit because ponies aren't accustomed to serious violence.

>>29600795
Nigga she grew up on a farm she is used to killing.
Then again I am not sure rock farms have pests that need controling.

>>29600993
There have been multiple times where we've seen farm pests addressed in the show, not once has killing them ever even been considered.

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>>29599966

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>>29600641
>unicrons

>>29600683
Slow down there, Zamasu.

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>>29598704
>"If you even so much as misplace a single hair on my sister's mane, you will have to answer to me. Do I make myself clear, anon?"

>>29601116
Zamasu hated people because they were weak, I would want Zamasu dead for the exact opposite reason.
He's too strong, too OP. The existence of him and those like him necessitates that somewhere, someone is going to be exploited and dominated unjustly. Those sorts of characters are timebombs, and should be treated as such.

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>>29598704
why would you even consider hurting a pony you fucking degenerate?

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>>29602096
>He's too strong, too OP. The existence of him and those like him necessitates that somewhere, someone is going to be exploited and dominated unjustly. Those sorts of characters are timebombs, and should be treated as such.
This is a great motivation for a villain to seek out and destroy Twilight Sparkle.

>>29603057
>Glimmers motive seems better than twilight's
Her motive was absolute shit.

>>29603874
Not before the season ended.

>>29603891

No they were still worse then twis, before the finale her motives were "make everyoine equal shitty"

>>29603925
What are Twi's motives even?

>>29602207

I'd punt a filly like a football

>>29603057
>Glimmer
>Elder God tier
Yeah no, she's high tier.

>>29603932
>>29603932

Dont Kick the Filly

>>29598704

Do you get bully at school OP?

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>>29601150
*rapes you*

>>29601150
*boops you*

>>29603931
Ensuring she and her cronies are the ones in power. Jokes aside, though, making sure Equestria stays a place worth living in

>>29604109
That's very boring.

>>29604063
>implying he wouldn't beat the shit out of you with a wooden pirate sword.

>>29604118
No it was rubber.

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>>29598704
There can be ONLY ONE

>>29603057
Who is the second one? Is that supposed to be Sombra? What were his motives in the comics?

>>29600565
>snuggling up to her and making love to her slowly
>hearing her whine while you gently hump her
>cumming inside her without speeding up and cuddling afterwards

>>29598704
Ponies are far too cute to hurt.

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>>29598704
Yeah but then Limestone would kill you.

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>>29606629
Limestone's anger issues are only because Pinkie molested her every night.

>>29598704
>Marble
Despite her attitude she's a rock farmer earth pony. She'd kick your ass and then her sisters would kick your ass even harder. You have autism power, rageboner and an old-world god to deal with afterwards.
>>29599914
Would only work on a sleep deprived Twiggle or S1 Twiggle.
>>29600556
Considering ponies have magic powers, flight and super strength, probably not. Even a regular shetland pony could beat you by kicking you in the dick.
>>29604063
Brit powers. Potential supervillain strength and Lulu to defend him.
>>29604711
Derphorse would kill you. By accident of course, but definitely trip and crush you under her steel coated pony ass.

>>29604772
Seconding this. I gave up comics after the reverse-world arc. All we know in the show is
>CRYYYYSTAAAAAHHHHLLLLLLZZZ

>>29606669
Why do you like the idea that ponies are extremely powerful?

>>29606697
Because it's canon. Fragile mindset but durable bodies.

>>29606737
No one likes shit because it's canon, that's like saying something is immoral because it's illegal.
Stupid fucking answer.

>>29606697
It's all cartoon shennanigans

>>29606742
I like it because I like the ideas they had for the way ponies were built. How about that?

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>>29606692
I don't have an answer I just wanted to post this

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>>29606669
Anon please, there not super horses, they all have a strength and a weakness. Together they'll nearly unstoppable but one on one they can be easily be singled out, and trapped with a box, a stick, some rope, and thier favorite food/item.