twilight is angry at you, what did you do?

>>29594720
Who fucking knows. That cunt's wound up tighter than a gnat's ass and would yell at grass for not growing evenly.

>>29594720
I stumbled and fell dick first into her vagoo

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>>29594720
I fell and didn't the horse.

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>>29594720
I told her that Luna is the best princess.

>>29594720
Hayburgers are overrated as fuck.

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>>29594720
>I'm just saying, Fountainhead is absolute garbage. Ayn Rand is a terrible writer who makes all her side characters as bad as she can manage just to make her self insert, objectivist mary sue character that much more perfect. That is one if the few times its ok to burn a book.
>Hey Spike, what's wrong? Why do you look so scared?"

>>29594720
Guessing it's because I messed up one of her chemistry experiments. Getting one of those titrations just right is a bitch. That and running in screaming about how ziggers and camels are ruining Equestria while said titration was happening, probably didn't help.

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>>29594720
Booped her one too many time.

>>29594720
Pull down my pants and start masturbating while staring her down.

>>29594720
Evidently I'm late returning a book I'd borrowed.

Probably nothing.
Everyone just hates me for no reason most of the time.

>>29594720
i used the same knife for the peanut butter and the jelly without cleaning it so there is now bits of peanut on the jelly and vice versa

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>>29594720
now kiss

>>29595000
People like you don't deserve trips.

>>29595000
I bet you go from anal to oral without a condom.

>>29594720
She caught me sneaking a comic in my textbook

>>29595000
Trips confirm you are a terrible unclean person.

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>>29594720
I'm sorry Twi I just thought you would have liked me to rearrange you naughty drawer, I don't know how you can keep such a tidy castle but that drawer is so messy..

WAT?? Why would Twilight be angry at me??

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>>29597029
This reads like a 10 year old wrote it, just thought you should know that anon.

Because I won't tell her what Pot of greed does.