I stab pone.
>>29593182
Do NOT stab the purple!
>>29593182
just tell her it's a sign of affection in our culture
>>29593182
Ok
>>29593185
Thiā¦
>wings
Actually stab the purple to death.
>>29593221
What do you mean, Anonymous
Princess Twilight has always had wings
>>29593182
So strong...my muzzle is...
You punch...break fingers...
Kick me...you're limping...
Stab me...you're bleeding...
>>29593182
Good thread here's your (you)!
>>29593182
terrorists win
I want a Cacadoo to pull out my ballsack hair one by one with its beak veeeery slowly
>>29593182
>purple pone cast Reflect Damage
>pic related
>>29593227
The Princess shit still doesn't make sense.
>>29594046
Are you that twifag that always posts autismic shit with exclamation marks punctuating all your statements?
>>29593182
Geez how fat is that pony? She didn't even notice that katana sticking out of her!
>>29593182
>overdesigned shit knife for try hards
yeah , i bet you did
>>29593182
>>29594561
>I haven't played CS:S the post
>>29593182
Hmm. The pone seems to have registered your action, but not the pain accompanying it.
>>29593185
Post more versions.
>>29593185
What if puplre wants to be stabbed? What if she wants to bleed out? What if that's her fetish?
>>29593182
>>29594694
>Twilight begins to laugh at your feeble attempts to destroy her
>"What a fool you are. I'm a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! Come, lay down your weapons, it is not too late for my "mercy", anon."
>And then they had rough sex worthy of the divines
stop being mean to her!
>>29595162
Don't worry, you're my favorite pony.
DELET THIS!!
>>29593182
>>29595083
>"How can you kill a god ?"
"With a bigger knife obviously"
>>29594370
four years and you're still mad
>>29595162
Stop being fat.
>>29595451
>thinking its that simple
Look at this fucking n'wah.
>>29595690
Like a wise man from a certain video game said: if using gun doesn't work... use more gun!
>>29595690
We must drive the mongrel dogs of /b/ from /mlp/orrowind.
>>29593182
Piggie.
>>29593182
>implying you can cut through all that lard
>>29594359
>Twilight playing red
She'd be a white-blue pleb and we all know it
y stab pone tho
It's not very effective.
>>29595083
>You thrust the knife forward with a jerk, using all the strength left to you to keep your hands from losing their grip.
>Putting as much force behind your motion as you can muster, you keep pressing, feeling the serrated blade cutting skin, flesh and muscles with a wet, sickly jitter.
>You've done it.
>You managed to stab her.
>Panting, you look at your hands, still balled into tight fists around the nasty piece of hardened steel, still afraid to let go, still shaking with the excess of adrenaline rushing through your body.
>Slowly, the reality of what you did catches up with you.
>And you can't suppress the grin spreading on your face.
>You've finally ended her tyranny.
>Many have tried before, tried to take matters into their own hands and resort to the last option their broken minds could come up with.
>And all of them missed their mark.
>But not you.
>You drove the angry piece of metal home, letting the blade sing to its heart's content while burying itself into her soft flesh up to its hilt.
>It was almost too easy.
>Finally daring to loosen your grip, you look up, madly searching for the former Goddess' eyes, not wanting to miss the last glimmer of light leaving them.
>You did it.
>This is your reward.
>Your moment.
>This is the last look into a mad tyrant's soul, and it was yours, and yours alone.
>You startle when her eyes look back at you, a wide, skull-splitting grin on her lips exposing rows upon rows of sharp, blood-pinked teeth.
"No."
>Her wide eyes stare into yours, the purple of her irises sparkling with nightmarish madness.
>"Well done, Anonymous..."
>The words come out sneered, pressed out between ragged breaths, the oppressing, foul stench of decay washing over you with every syllable.
>You try to jerk the blade back out, to pull it free and let the serrated edge continue to do it's work.
>It's no use.
>The murderous steel is stuck fast, unmoving in the cackling Goddess.
>"Tell me..." she laughs, the sound akin to a shrieking buzzsaw.
>>29596023
>"How do you feel after killing me?"
>Her words burn into your mind, bringing with them searing, white-hot pain in the back of your skull.
>"How did it feel to kill a GOD?"
>She laughs again, baring her gore-flecked shark teeth in the threatening display of amusement.
>You scream, letting go of the knife's grip to stumble backwards, pure terror making you unable to even think of doing anything else but staring into her eyes and trying to gain as much distance as you can.
>It's no use.
>You can't get away.
>With the polished metal still sticking in her chest, the tainted God takes a step towards you, then another, quickly closing the gap you desperately try to gain.
>"How can you hope to defy me?" she snarls, the cackling grin still wide on her face.
>The last thing you see is rows upon rows of otherworldly teeth closing around your vision.You gotta write a bit of edge once in a while, right?
>>29596029
>>29596023
no rough sex? boo!
>>29594449
No I think you're thinking of >>29595413
Well I don't know if he's a twifag but he keeps using double exclamation marks, ellipses, caps lock, and generally being highly autistic. I've seen him around for at least a couple days in various threads.
>>29596041
he's legit mentally retarded, i've seen his posts on DB and even on EQD (which i've only visited once in the past several months)
>Twilight wants to learn more about Anon's human culture
>Isn't prepared for the dance of his people
>>29596039
Eh, could be interpreted as sex, right? I'm sure it's someone's fetish. It's always someone's fetish.
>>29596069
Oh so he's literally highly autistic. Not surprising desu.
>>29596117
http://pastebin.com/7zD8EYvZ
>>29594694
>Thank you for the present, Anon!
>>29593182
You only stab pone if you're pone-type using a pone-type attack.