Post a (preferably lewd) pic of a (human)horse you wanna bang. The last digit of your post is the length of your dick (in inches) that you fuck her with.
Zero means you're dickless but still have balls. Dubs, trips, etc. are added together, so 55 would be 10, 444 would be 12, for example
I'm going first with Sunny.
>>29592282
>2 inches
it hurts to live
>>29592282
>>29592282
>no hooves
Bad start
Roll
plz be big, I must satisfy angry princess.
Here goes nothing
>>29592310
>0
HA, ">no hooves" fags are dickless faggots
>>29592327
Shit, forgot pic. Related
>>29592333
waisted trips
>>29592339
nah, it means that I just fucked that dickless faggot with my huge erection
Please
is 2 for 1 allowed?
>>29592282
Time to dick a cute filly.
>>29592360
>dickless
pedofags BTFO
>>29592282
Rolling for Sunset's true form
>>29592360
Lol, guess not bud...
>>29592282
Pleasethe Sun!
>>29592380
...wow...
>>29592380
Fuck
>>29592282
rolling
>>29592282
>no hooves
>>29592310
This just means he becomes a girl in equestria
>>29592309
>>29592366
>>29592389
>All these hung anons cucking OP
>>29592399
My dick would kill ponies. It would be like the reverse of Mr.Hands
Lyra needs my big dick.
>>29592282
>underrated horse
Going to give a filly scout the ride of her life and knock her up.
>>29592282
>>29592500
She needs a real dick.
>>29592500
>backless sweater rarity
>double dickless
No shame in committing sudoku anon,
Rollin to steal her, btw.
>>29592500
amazing.
>>29592500
How 'fitting' for the eqgfag
>>29592508
>backless sweater
it's a virgin killer sweater anon.
>>29592404
yeah, She's gonna be walking funny for a week
>>29592489
Filly's going to be sore in the morning.
>>29592580
Anon, please. Check out my huge dong.
>>29592611
JUST
>>29592611
>huge
>>29592282
Rolling for fate.
>>29592611
that was complete bullshit
I would have gotten >>29592579 instead of >>29592580, but we posted at the same time
>>29592631
>1 inch
Honestly hoping it's mid size.....
I want her to make fun of it's size.
>>29592676
>>29592676
Babby is not for sexual.
>>29592678
>>29592611
>Gee, Bill. Two inches?
>>29592282
I have given up sex and became celibate
Over 6 inches pls
>>29593279
>>29592282
Haha, just fuck my shit up
Because that's what life does
>>29593229
>>29593279
The key seems to be asking for a big cock.
>>29593299
>hfw
>>29593299
HA HA
NOW WHO IS 'BELOW AVERAGE'?
Nnnnnot this guy
how bad could it be
behold
Rolling for best dragon
Roll for my flower waifu
no whammies no whammies
>>29593472
I will cuck you
Not asking for much. I'll consider anything greater than a 3 a win.
Have mercy on me!
>>29593540
lmao
>>29593540
Hahahahaha
stupid glimmernigger
>>29593540
lmao glimmerfags btfo yet again
shitpost horse doesn't deserve a dick
>tfw 5.5" irl, 6" at most
>tfw couldn't plow my waifu adequately even if she was here asking for it
>tfw ordained by mother nature for eternal cuckoldry
>>29592344
>>29592333
checked
>>29593705
clitoral orgasms are more common than those cause by full penetration anyway anon. in pretty much any mammalian species
>>29593727
maybe because most men are cucks with small and average dicks
only men with thick 8" dicks and above can be truly satisfied sexually, no girl's eyes would go wide if i whipped out my 6"that's why i'll stay a virgin forever, why bother cucking myself
>>29593299
Any other poner (or human (or almost anything really)) would die if you tried to get it all the way in.
>>29593705
5.5" is the average dick size, though.
Source: Wikipedia.
>>29593775
average is shit, it won't make her feel pushed apart from the inside
I want to make sweet love to my waifu, but eating her out would be great too.
I need something decent to please my Catbird waifu.
>>29592282
Big dick in her butt
>>29592282
As always, I've got a bad feeling about this.
give big penor for doing big cums deep inside pls
>>29593970
>0 inches
>mfw its still enough to satisfy her
You're just lucky that your waifu will accept anything as adequate, in terms of sex.
Bless me by lending me your 27 inches, Satan.
>>29593999
>>29593998
fuck, 8 is fine too
Hope I can take celly to pound town.
>>29594023
Nope doesn't look like I can
Please gib me hueg cawck
>>29594023
>3
Pathetic the princess of the sun needs a good dick to satisfy her. Check this shit out
Pls gimme big cock for big mare
>>29594084
She won't even feel you faggot
Let me try
>>29594102
Well fuck me
>>29593792
It's average for a fucking reason.
The vagina is only about as long as a human dick on average.
Anything longer is incredibly uncomfortable for women, no one actually wants a big dick, since it starts hitting their cervix, which is basically like getting punched in the prostate by bruce li.
>>29594110
It's sunass we're talking about here.
She has 1000 years of Sex behind her, only full-size tatzleworms can satisfy her
>>29592282
Roll
>>29593979
Get Rekt
>>29594139
Asking for slightly less than average.
Don't want her first time to be with someone who's going to tear her in half.
>>29592282
lemme have it senpai
...please, give me at least a 5... That's all I'm asking for.. .
>>29594201
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>>29594205
And NOW you get the 5.
>>29594179
Not bad at all
I got cucked last time. Hopefully it won't happen again
>>29592282
Going Random. Rolling.
>>29594223
God damnit, what is with me and low rolls/missed trips?
>>29592355
A 10 to fuck them both. Nice work.
>>29594238
this pleases me
>>29592282
Let me breed my girl stupid please.
>>29594250
>>29594234
kek, I'll try. Rolling for all three.
>>29594254
Nah, I will.
>>29594110
it's the girth that makes them feel it you fucking mongoloid
anything below 6" around is worthless, you might as well jerk off
>>29594201
I... I wanna reroll
>>29594319
Woo!!
Take it you whore take it!
>>29594331
Fuck,reroll I want to change my fate!!!
>>29594341
>>29594331
>>29593814
>>29594086
>>29594331
>>29594341
Dashie needs a REAL dick, you cucks!
>>29592282
Rolling to pump into her.
I want the mint horse
>>29594462
>2 inches
fug
>>29592282
Appul horse bout ta get a good dickin!
>>29592282
Rollin'
>>29594540
Reroll
>>29594468
Cool. and Nice
Rolling for minty human as well out of curiosity
Appul needs the D
>>29594591
Apparently not mine though...
>>29594595
Don't worry pal I'll dick her for ya
I be putting twilight to sleep with my donger
>>29594473
I shall redeem you. She'll make this face for sure when I'm done. Then I'll tell everyone you did it.
She's not even my waifu but i wanna fuck her till i have to pay foal support
>>29592282
rollin
rolling for classical music horse
>>29594729
same, pink is a homewrecker
Lower than 5 and I'll just eat her out.
>>29594673
that's not much of an improvement
Hoping for something good for these two to fight over
>>29594673
She's not gonna want your shrimp dick. Watch this, nigga.
>>29595412
yeah, their fighting for who has to flick your bean
>>29592282
I'm sure the exctasy will make up for any short comings.
I wish it'll be enough to fuck the milk out of her tits
A big dong for a big ass please
>>29595460
I'd better have a big, professional dick.
>>29595460
Oh...
>>29595460
>>29595471
I'm gonna give Aria my big cock.
>>29595460
>>29595492
>tfw the only guys who like her have micro-dicks
>>29595460
>>29595471
>>29595492
>>29595510
>0, 1, 2, 0
Nothing but baby dicks!
>>29595510
They want to be bullied by her obviously,
>>29595460
>>29595471
>>29595492
>>29595510
No, see, the problem is that you're whipping your cocks out for second-rate Dazzle and not a beauty like Adagio.
>>29595527
kek
Gonna give Chryssy a nice big cock to slither her tongue around.
>>29595527
>>29595579
Aria fags BTFO
>>29595602
she doesn't suck on tic tacs, Anon
Gingers are my weakness
>>29594023
>>29594084
>>29594102
You all failed to please celly. She's gonna love this dick. 9 inch get
>>29595691
>>29594023
>>29594084
>>29594102
Pathetic. The Sun Goddess needs a real cock.
>>29595701
>1 inch
That's a big clit you got.
>>29595701
Step aside fillies. Watch how a real stallion pleases her.
>>29595701
B'awww, you tried and that's all that mattersToo bad you're not me >>29593299
Pls give me something good
Are we all just waiting for that one Anon who'd do story snippets of the rolls we got fucking our characters of choice?
Not even rolling for anyone in particular, just seeing what i get
>>29595717
>7
That's decent for any normal mare. But she's an immortal gotta give her something bigger anon. Like this dick right here.
>>29595431
Let me try...
>>29596242
Reroll
>>29596251
Re-reroll
>>29595602
Imma try...