You wouldn't breed a pony.

yes
yes i would

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>>29590342
The fuck I wouldn't you astounding homoqueer

Repeatedly.

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>>29590342
You wouldn't lewdly genetic engineer an inferior no-hooves gril into superior satyr daughterfus.

>>29590387
I wouldn't, It would take one gurgling pile of meat after another before you get even close to something that doesn't beg for death. Genetic engineering isn't something you should try on humans.

>>29590342
yep
I would only do it if pregnancy wasn't possible

>>29590342
No because i i like them to be post-op transsexual

>>29590342
that loira is radiant

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>>29590342
>implying I wouldn't
>implying she wouldn't love it
>implying I wouldn't ruin her flying career
>implying she wouldn't beg for more
Get the fuck outta here.

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>>29590448
>I would only do it if pregnancy wasn't possible

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>>29590342
>implying

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>>29590342
So what Anons here would do if you couldnt MAGIC your way into making a child with your horse waifu?
Would you resort to adoption or even getting a surrogate?

>>29590342
You wouldn't raise Discord's son.

>>29591081
>spoiler

>>29591096
I like this negro hand meme

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>>29591081
>So what Anons here would do if you couldnt MAGIC your way into making a child with your horse waifu?

>>29591081
Nigga I'd MAKE it take.

>>29591000
I never liked this meme caption. If the screeching were inaudible it would silent, which wouldn't be screeching. What I think they meant to say was incoherent screeching.

>>29591352
It's supposed to be such a high pitched screech that it can't be heard. It is still screeching, it just inaudible to humans.

>>29590342
I'm pretty sure I would.

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>>29590342
Yes I would.

>>29590342
I formally regret to inform you that in the event of a mating session with a miniature horse, I in fact WOULD breed said mammal.
I apologize for the misunderstanding.

>>29590342

You wouldn't, but you'd sure as hell have fun trying.

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Love the pone
Marry the pone
Breed the pone

>>29593147
This.

>>29590968
Oh I know you, I;m fond of your work.

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>>29590342
yes i would but only during heat season and breed every mare in ponyville

>>29590342
>Not having a herd consisting of a pegasus, unicorn, and earth pony possibly an alicorn additionally to spread your seed among all species of the equine race
>Not considering expansion to Zebra, Crystal Poner, Saddle Arabian horses, Minotaur, and Griffon

You have a job to do as the only human, Anon.

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>>29594369
>>29594441
>being a fucking degenerate
you don't deserve a waifu

>>29594466
I dont have one, pal.

>>29594005
Not much to be proud of lately, m8. Thanks tho.

>>29594471
>Doesnt have a waifu

I guess that's understandable, but fucking everything for the sake of it is still a bit extreme. At most, settling for a small herd seems ideal - you can still have one of each, but they can also support each other while living together.

>>29590968
Flight lessons for expecting mothers.

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>>29594466
i forget to mention that meanwhile, i use applejack as a cum dumster behind the barn

>>29595921
its shit

You wouldn't steal a car...
You wouldn't steal a baby....

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>>29590342
I totally would though.
That one, specifically.

>>29594948
Obviously she doesn't have enough foals.

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>>29590342
What makes you so sure about that?

>>29596364
take that trash to the pregnancy general

inflation garbage

>>29596409
this

>>29596364
I will never understand the whole pregnancy thing.

>>29596409
This fàm

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>>29590968
>One night fling
>Different species, neither of you thinks that you can get her pregnant
>Barely even remember her name; Spit-something
>She didn't spit.
>Get a letter months later
>Meet up at Twilight's castle; aka the home base of anything human-research related
>Get accosted by angry orange birdpone
>Baby bulge visible
>She can't fly for 11 months
>Lost her job b/c she's unfit for work
>Will be out of shape and out of practice by the time "your little bastard" is born
>Career is over 30 years before it would normally have ended
>Twilight asks what the two of you want to do
>She gets as far as "What do you wa-" before Spit-something interrupts her
>She intends to bleed you try financially
>The next 8-11 months are miserable for you
>Media attention focuses on Spit-something
>She's still pissed at you
>You're painted as an irresponsible bum at best and a rapist at worst
>Nopony wants to be your friend anymore
>You get glares when you go outside
>The only reason you keep your job is because Twilight acts using her power as Princess
>Daughter is born
>You aren't let into the room
>Spit-something leaves as soon as the hospital clears her
>Due to your horrible reputation (the mother of your child has been absolutely merciless), the child is taken from your custody to be raised and studied in Canterlot
>There's nothing you can do
>Media picks this up and twists it to make it sound like you did nothing to fight for custody and just let your daughter get taken away
>Your reputation is somehow worse
>60% of your monthly income is sent to Spit-something
>You barely have enough money to pay rent and buy the cheapest, day-old, half-priced food
>Despised by 3/4 of the town
>Princesses won't approve your requests asking to see your daughter; doing so "would disturb the testing"
>Daughter will grow up never knowing her father
>Daughter will probably believe all the horrible things ponies say about you
>You will never know what her first words were

>>29596364
>having the contents of a full bathtub in your belly
disgusting

>>29596644
>>29596644
Good double-double. Shit greentext.

>>29596644
For a oneshot greentext fanfic, this makes me unreasonably angry.

>>29596644
this is equestria anon

not the real world

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>>29596781
>not the real world

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>>29596644
>not bothering to learn the name of a pretty mare
>not flirting with her over dinner
>not rocking her world in bed
>not sleeping beside her all night
>not staying and getting breakfast together in the morning
>settling for a one night fling
No.

>>29596644

No. I refuse to acknowledge this ending. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

>Humans can't get ponies pregnant
>It was just a one-night stand that didn't go anywhere
>Anon and Spitfire never meet again

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>>29596933
>You wake up with a start, your throat clenching as you choke on a half-formed scream.
>You feel so light-headed.
>Your heart is beating so hard, you're surprised you haven't cracked a few ribs.
>"Babe?"
>A hoof rests on the crook of your arm, and you jump in surprise.
>The warm appendage makes you realize that you're covered in a cold sweat.
>"What's the matter, Anon?"
>You turn to the side and are met with the concerned visage of your special somepony.
>Her orange mane is tangled, and a cow-lick gives her a pseduo-pompadour.
>Her eyes are sleepy, but her attention is completely devoted to you.
>Spitfire rubs your forearm comfortingly.
>"You look awful," she croaks, cracking a smile.
>You just stare at her.
>It wasn't real.
>Oh, thanks God! It wasn't real!
>You reach out and pull Spitfire against your chest, eliciting a surprised squeak from her.
"Just a nightmare, love."
>"A nightmare?" she asks, slightly muffled against your chest.
>You hum in the affirmative and bury your face into her wild mane, taking a deep breath and inhaling her scent.
"I dreamt you never came back," you mumble, "That you never sent me that letter after our first night together and we never started dating."
>Spitfire hums and wriggles into your (admittedly damp) warmth.
>"What, and spend my days alone without you?"
>She licks your neck playfully.
>"I don't think so, mister."
>You're about to say something in return when you hear loud crying from the next room over.
>Spitfire moves to get up off your chest, but you place your hand on her withers.
"I'll take care of Sunrise."
>Spitfire kisses your cheek and shimmies off of you and back under the covers.
>"Hurry back~"
>You could have handled everything that had happened in that dream - loss of reputation, money...
>What made it a nightmare was that Spitfire wasn't by your side.
>Sunrise's first words were "teat-twisting".

>>29597671
You're a good person, anon. Thank you.

>>29597774
You're welcome, Anon. I correct my mistakes sometimes.

>>29597784
Mistakes into miracles?

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>>29596644
why must you hurt me in this way?

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I want to be bred

>>29593949
Every time I see this picture and read that fucking line I can't help but think she's saying that because she's Jewish.
I'm not even a /pol/lack wtf.

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>>29597671
That's much better.

>>29596644
>Fuck that
>Quit your job before court hearing
>Can't squeeze water from a rock fuckers
>Go to the media and claim you and spit fire were doing drugs and she is still doing drugs during pregnancy, make the biggest shitstorm you can
>Drag everyone else you can through the mud, the princess gave you strange fertility drugs because they wanted a hybrid to experiment on
>Write a book about it
>Claim you have been getting death threats and secret service guard are constantly spying on you

>>29599064
this nigga knows whats up

if some cunt wants to ruin your life over a mutual mistake and wont even give you the chance to try and fix it then drag her sorry cunt down with you

>>29599081
Life's got to be hell for the kid though...

>>29599210
>Mom and dad hate each other
>Both are saying the most awful, conflicting things about each other and you don't know what to believe
>You were raised by scientists and the Royal Sisters, and all you know is that you're special because your conception should be impossible
>Mom doesn't care and refuses to visit, and the princesses won't let dad see you
>Everyone is miserable
>You wonder why you were even born

>>29599210
>>29599081
>>29599064

>It isn't even about the kid anymore
>Anon and Spitfire just want to ruin eachother's lives as much as possible
>Meanwhile the kid just wants her parents to get along
>Grows up eventually resenting both of them and cuts all contact with them

>>29599241
>>29599246
This has taken a horrible turn.

>>29599246
2real4me

>>29599254
That's why it was all just a nightmare, Anon.

>>29597671

>>29597139
That just makes it even worse
>She fucked some colt and got knocked up
>Still blames you for it all, everything bad still happens.

>>29599268

But the realness is the best part

NO

SEE: >>29597671
REAL END

>>29599246
That's great, I'm an awful person.
I wouldn't want me in my life either

>You are Sunrise, the very first pony-human hybrid.
>You've got your mom's speed and your dad's stamina, making you prime pickings for anything flying-related.
>You've also got an unsettling appetite for meat, which you use to make ponies you don't like uncomfortable.
>Mom used her old reputation as captain of the Wonderbolts to give you an interview, but assured you that your ascension into their ranks was all you.
>You say "first" instead of "only", because you've got three more siblings.
>Tropical Fire and Breezy Swirl are your two younger brothers, and Thunder Wings is your little sister.
>Tropical Fire (to take a phrase from dad) is built like a brick shithouse and has a mean right hook.
>Breezy Swirl is a born showpony and is probably going to be famous for his impressive aerial feats someday.
>Thunder Wings is too young to really do anything except hover and putter around, but her wings are pretty big for somepony her age and mom has high hopes for her.
>Said something about apples falling from trees.
>Not a single day goes by without hearing from both your parents how much they love you.
>And you love them just as much.

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>>29599566

>Sunrise then wakes up in the sterile lab she's been forced to live her entire life
>She curses Luna for giving her dreams of the life she'll never have

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>>29599592

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>>29599566
>>You say "first" instead of "only", because you've got three more siblings.
yes

>Not a single day goes by without hearing from both your parents how much they love you.
>And you love them just as much.
maximum cozy achieved

>>29590342
Of course not, I would never be a father because I hate dedication of any kind. I would never even stay with only one pony. I would go out to nightclubs and get lucky and only care about having fun. I would never settle down because then I can't party, do drugs and videogames 24/7

>>29599940
shitposters need not apply

>>29590342
You're right. I would much rather breed a griffon.

>>29599992

This thread just reinforces my belief that the world is awful, marriage is pointless, and trying to bring a child into it would be a mistake most cruel as it would most likely be caught in the middle of an inevitable divorce and custody battle as a result of a loveless copulation

Love isn't real, spite is overpowers all

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>>29601227
>spite is overpowers all
Except in equestria, land of friendship and harmony.

>>29600100
That's not a glorious catbutt

>>29590342
I would though.

>>29590342
Jokes on you, impregnating my waifu is my fetish.

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>>29601227

>>29600100
>Create a warm-blooded dragon-spawn that can live in colder climates and do all the wicked shit that dragons can do
>Generations later, dragons are no longer limited to their volcanos and hotter climates
Hot blood is so exotic; it's why Ember went for Anon in the first place.

>>29601844
thats pretty hot

>>29596644
Fuck you and fuck that noise. The very second that kid is born, I'd steal her away, leave the country entirely and raise her to be the best of both species.

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>>29602039
I'd make sure to have the kid with a mare that isn't a piece of shit.

>>29602564
Good on you.

>>29590342
wrong

>>29604235
d-donald?

not to overwhelm the thread with Spitfire, but I'm feeling like trying to write a little something. Anything in particular?

>>29604284
Pregnancy scare/reveal leading to a marriage proposal?

>>29604284
Something with twilight?

>>29604284
Maybe a family gathering?

>>29591212
SAUCE u shit

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>>29590342
>>29596089

>>29604284
Something about firepone in particular, or giving any particular poner a belly full of baby?

>>29604284
>>29604482
Seconding this. Let's have some incestual breeding.

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>>29604565
>incestual breeding.

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>>29604284
Soft, sensual Flutter impregnation.

>pony ask you to breed her
>fug pony
>pony likes it too much
>pony, penis captivus you
>stuck in pony

What do?

>>29599001
I think that's just your sense of humor anon. I didn't make the connection until you mentioned it. Had a pretty good laugh by the way, so thanks.

>>29604574
Incestual rape breeding

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>>29604656
nyet

>>29604284
This>>29604582

>>29604656

Link?

>>29604619
eternal breeding

god damn i would try

>>29604681
thid

>>29604565
>>29604582
>>29604681
Incestual flutter breeding.

>>29590342
>Breed pony
>Becomes pregnant with 4-5 young.
>You turn out to be super virile compared to ponies.
>Ponies having trouble conceiving turn to you for help.

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>>29605479
No, just... Flutter breeding.

>>29605487
>Ultra-pregnancy inflation
Fuck off.

>>29605596
Haven't you heard of octomom?

>>29605614
Man, that show was weird.

>>29605208
The number in the image name is the derpibooru post number. Remember this for next time.

>>29602039
>fuck that noise
Kill yourself

>>29604656
sauce?

>>29605976
Already been answered. RTFT.

>>29605992
It didn't work, how about not being so convoluted?

>>29590342
It's not profitable to breed ponies in this country, but I can imagine breeding horses as a hobby and making some profit out of it.

>You will never breed them

>>29606207
Feelings of suicidal ideation manifest within me upon realizing that I will never be snuggled between two beautiful, pregnant alicorn sisters.

>>29591212
Sauce

NAO

>>29590342

>not wanting to fuck hot winking and gushing horse pussy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb3uND3NxYE

Wow some of you guys are just pure wads of spite and anger, aren't you?
Equestria's too good for you.

>>29606040
https://derpibooru.org/1206990

See how the image's filename is a number? What I did was copy and pasted it up into the derpibooru url. That's what they were talking about.

Does anyone have any simple requests? c:
Either norty or safe

>>29606761
How about Dinky being in estrus for the first time and begging to be bred.

>>29606776
Oki, gimme a bit

>>29606776
This

>>29604284
What do you think about Octavia?

>>29606799
She's a slut.

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>>29606799
>donk
>massif hips
yes

>>29606776
almost done, am very slow

>>29606776
https://i.imgur.com/zhtTDiM.png

Here you go anon!

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>>29607145
Damn fucking 10/10

>>29605500
Your waifu is shit!! Twilight is better!!

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>>29607145

>>29607242
Ugh, fuck off already!

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>>29606207
Feels super bad man.

>>29607913
Touch their big bellies.

My first trip onto /mlp/. Went here on a recommendation of a friend. Not even a brony.

>Regret

>>29608288
Oh cool, no one cares

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>>29608255
rub their big bellies

>>29608309
"Do I really have to rub sunscreen on your belly, Celestia? You being a sun god and everything."
>"Don't tell me you don't like it."
"Good point."
>"Luna will want some too."

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>>29608371
yessss

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>>29607145
Fuck that's good. Nothing better than a filly ready to be bred.

>>29610130
Careful a cute. A CUTE.

>>29610817
Who?

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>>29610826
The pony in that image is Careful Watch, from the Royal Guard pone thread: >>29526553

>>29611148
Ah. Cancer. gotcha.

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>>29611152
>This top QT
>Cancer
Well, okay. If you're sure you want to be a massive faggot.

>>29611203
>not best pony
>OC
See? Cancer.

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>>29596644

Imagine being the first human to breed a pone in Equestria, and you're all set to finally be the father to the first hybrid babby. But problem is, those in charge of everything involving newborns and other such shit (aka sunbutt and moonbutt) have decided that they need to be sure you're capable of being a gud parent for your child. And as such, you have to pass tests to prove you are stallion enough to be a proper father. Things to test your strength, speed, stamina, durability and your ability to not break down into an autistic rage under stress, things you have to prove you can handle before you and burdpone are free to be parents.

Could you handle so many horse tests, knowing that failing even one of them meant you not only don't count as a father, but can never see the hybrid ever again due to stupid equestrian laws?

>>29595921
I didn't know you could get a gelding pregnant

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>>29611152
oh shit

ive been memed on!

>>29611453
>those in charge of everything involving newborns and other such shit (aka sunbutt and moonbutt) have decided that they need to be sure you're capable of being a gud parent for your child.
And stopped reading, they can fuck the fuck off outta my personal shit.

>>29607242
Hey, I've been seeing you around a lot in /ntt/ lately.
Tell me, would you happen to be from Costa Rica?

Technological progress is bullshit because it's only capable of bringing us shit that nobody asked for, like fax machines and self-driving cars, rather than the things we actually need, like quiet velcro and the ability to knock up horses.

>>29613221
Nonsense

What Equestria needs is development in technologies like selfie sticks and social media to help ponies express themselves and explore their individuality

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Satyrs are at least 20% cuter than horse foals.

Da!

>>29613284
>social media
>individuality

Besides, ponies already have perfect individuality. They have cutie marks.

>>29613818
What about background ponies with duplicate cutie marks?

>>29613291
Yeah?

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>>29613291
They're definitely cute and I like the visual evidence of the union between you and your poner.

>>29590342
What the fuck wouldn't I breed?

>>29614611
i like centaurs more honestly

>>29616152
6 limbs would be very troublesome.

>>29614611
Adorable

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>>29616865
rite?

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>>29596644
That one stung anon.

fuckin rip

I guess that's it for this thread then. I'm just gonna start saging.

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>>29618427
but I still want to breed ponies

So if twilight now has the traits of all three tribes, does this mean she's inherited the earth pony predeliction and talent for breeding? I hope she's not taken too much by surprise, she might lose control. And we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?

>>29604656
Meh. It's so much hotter when they beg for it, even though they know they shouldn't.

>>29618717
Who doesn't?

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>>29620227
A whole lot of faggots, apparently.

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>>29590342
Like hell I wouldn't.

>>29618717
Well put more effort into it faget.

>>29620855
image sauce?

>>29621747
Mostazathy, sadly he's off the ride.
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-mostazathy

>>29621763
rip

>you will never hold your waifu's forehoof as the two of you watch the ultrasound

>>29590342
Like hell I wouldn't. OP is just a faggot that hates marepussy.

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>>29623298
feels bad man

>>29623298
>ultrasound
>it's a unicorn that makes a magic scan-beam over your waifu's stomach and then projects the resulting image like a hologram

Magic can make everything kinda cool.

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>>29623298
>Looking at the abomination growing in her tummy
>you two produce the first anthro pony
I hope it was worth it, you sickos

>>29590342
Of course I wouldn't breed a pony because I'm not a cuck who wants his waifu to be impregnated by what I deem to be the "best male to produce desired offspring."
Get your faggoty cuck shit out of here.
I know what you actually meant.

>>29625684
I dont see a problem here.
Whether they come out as a pony with some odd human characteristics (sharper teeth, taste for meat), a satyr, or straight up anthro, I'd love the kid all the same.

Their existence will be a unique one in this realm until more are made.
At least it wont be some weird EQG ponygirl. That's even worse.

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>>29625799
>EQG is actually a parallel universe where ponies were bred out of existence millenia ago

What is the point?

>>29626378
to form a babby

>>29590342
Hold my beer.

https://derpibooru.org/1381609

>>29626687
no
many babbies

>>29626687
it's incompatible, so you can't make a baby with a pony waifu

>>29625838

>you breed the pony and the offspring all look like EqG humans
>unable to fit in your world or hers, you take the child through the portal and leave her in a basket at the Canterlot Orphanage

>>29625799
I didn't know humans were carnivores. You learn something new every day, I guess.

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>>29627953
I am interpreting this as a sarcastic rejoinder and responding accordingly.

>>29627989
The point is the 'carnivorous' traits from the humans would get so dilluted, other traits would probably become much more noticeable, such as the presence of fingers.

>>29627989

>gaul bladder

otherwise known as the "surender organ"

>>29627424
I agree with you, anon!!

>>29627989
neat

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>>29628031
>such as the presence of distinct toes like a cavepony

>>29629177

>>29625838
>EQG is a moral fable about the perils of racemixing

>>29631705
>tfw unironically more wary of racemixing when I never used to be

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>>29631705
nah senpai
nah

>>29590342 (OP)
I understand the appeal that pregnancy may have to someone, but i prefer my mares to be completely sterile and postop transsexuals. Is an exclusive paraphilia for me.

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>>29625838
I'm liking this idea way more than I should.

>>29631705
>perils
I don't know, the EqG world seems to be doing pretty well.

>>29632512
>I don't know, the EqG world seems to be doing pretty well.
There aren't any ponies in it, are there?

>>29606282
>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/%22winking%20and%20gushing%22/
>219 instances of this specific phrase found

Is this some kind of meme or are you a really dedicated horsepiss lover?

>>29633226
Gushing is the best term to describe a maregasm. There is a very large quantity of a liquid that is distinctly not piss.

>>29632506
>post-op
What are you, gay?

>>29633608
Yeah, right. It looks like piss, smells like piss, comes out of the urethra like piss, but it's not piss. Mares apparently have this large reservoir that is not the urinary bladder for storing large quantities of this mysterious non-piss liquid, whose specific purpose is to conveniently indicate an org--- sorry, "maregasm", to the horsefucker.

>tfw /mlp/ doesn't want to breed the pone anymore
/mlp/ has really lost its touch

>>29636051
Don't worry, anon. I'd still breed you.

>>29636051
Almost like people who said they were leaving did leave.

>>29637213
>the people who wanted to breed a pony
>leaving
That's a bit of a stretch.

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>>29636051
One vocal 'eww real mares?' faggot, does not make a majority

I would still like to engage in relations with a rl mare.

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>>29637229
>rl mare
Faggot, I'm here for cute pastel ponies not your filthy 3dpd.

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>>29637841
No ones forcing it on you, scared little bitch

>>29637847
>3DPD
>good taste
You can pick one.

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>>29626814
Fucking kek

>>29634320
yes, maybe. Give a fuck about it

dead thread

sage

>>29627989
The table almost makes it seem as if being a herbivore is the worst thing ever in this world, where cellulose is extremely abundant. And I guess that if herbivores suddenly lost their stomachs or colons, as they so often do, and were all wiped out as a result, carnivores could still survive by eating other carnivores. Indefinitely.

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>>29638876
Vegan detected.

>>29638911
kek

>>29638911
Wrong. I'm allergic to soy. I wouldn't last long if I were a grass-eater.

>>29627989
Huh. Thanks for the info.

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>>29638911
fucking kek

>>29640263
>you'll never impregnate a tiny, tiny rarara and carry her around because her foal bump makes it impossible for her to walk

God this board is slow.

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>>29643156
Would you your Equestrian nurse?

>>29639173
the part about science telling us we're not cows therefore eating meat doesn't screw you over in the long run is complete bs fyi

>>29643156
The thumbnail led me to believe that she had a massive pink cock

>>29643934
I need some sexual healing, and Nurse Redheart needs something to quiet her yearning womb after one too many trips past the maternity ward.

truly the deddest thred

>>29606761
Anonfilly begging to for anal

>>29647554
>Anonfilly
Do you know what an exitbag is? You should make one and use it.

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>>29647576
Anonfilly is a pure, unique filly who needs to be broken

>>29647583
you need to take your cancer back to your transformation shithole

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>>29647583
Anonfilly is the biggest slut in all of Equestria. I don't think there can be much doubt about that.

Requesting pregnant Anonfilly/Anonmare.
And she secretly enjoys it.

>>29596644
>Emigrate to a neighboring nation
>"try and sue me now, bitch!"

That's more like it

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Thank you mods and/or janitor.

>>29590342
I fucking would

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>>29650232
Who wouldn't?

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>>29650421
damn right

(as someone who has taken care of actual preg horses I can confirm they get quite large)

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>>29650497
Large is fine and good, it's when it gets to hot air balloon huge that it starts getting autistic.
It's hard to find any good pics in the hyper inflation """Pregnancy""" threads that aren't garbage

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>>29650613
This is the exact reason why this thread exists.

>>29650497
So... you have impregnated horses, right?

>>29650634
I said taken care of, not impregnated, there is no science at the moment that can make that possible. idiot.

>>29650613
I could not agree more.

threads not bumping

>>29650657
What? No science? Fuck, I thought science was omnipotent, like god. Never mind, then. But seriously, you can artificially impregnate a horse. Or any animal for that matter.

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>>29650685
the possibility of such science exciting in the future is not entirely out of the bounds of reason. perhaps some for gene restriction on the lowest chromosomal contributer? or maybe gamete sequencing to give the male human genetically horse sperm? idk, that's all speculation.

>>29650714
>pregnant fat RL pony
not sure if appealing or just meh

>>29650714
The trick is to use semen extracted from a male of the same species to inseminate the female, and voila- impregnated!

This thread doesn't bump, by the way. I wonder if it has something to do with the deleted spam.

>>29650769
I was thinking like with your own dick, but that works to I guess. does that mean you've been cucked by the other horse? or are you cucking him?

>>29650788
>does that mean you've been cucked by the other horse? or are you cucking him?

This simply means you've been infested with the memetic cuckfag mentality.

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>>29650788

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>>29650812
>>29650801

>>29650812
Holy cow, it's a living skeleton.

commence the breeding

>>29650938
or just let the thread die whatever

rip in piss then

The thread is autosaging I think.

>>29651164
yeah it is
thanks mod/janny/invisible hand of the free market

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>>29651172
does that mean we should post porn?

>>29651214
be my guest frognigger

>>29651214
You might as well, mod decided to just fuck the whole thread over a single spammer.

Go ahead.

>>29590342

>>29651560
It's being autosaged, Anon. The mods screwed the thread for some reason.

>>29590342

>>29651724
are you being retarded on purpose now