What would she find in your dreams?

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>>29586795
>reap

So much harem horse fanfiction. Oh my god.

>you are anon in equestria
>celestia sees you as diplomat
>misunderstands your "always able to mate" as "always in heat"
>decrees that should the need arise you may commandeer any single pony with a cutie mark to relieve yourself
>or any taken pony, with permission
>equestria is your harem
>casual public sex abounds
>there are episodes where fillies go into heat before getting their marks and refuse to leave anon alone until they get it
>mr cake lets you fuck his wife
>cadence demands shining armor let you fuck him

I actually had dream where RD was sucking my dick a few nights ago. Shit was cash.

Also, this is now a dream thread. What advice do you guys have for dreaming more? I find that if I wake up in the middle of the night and have a glass of water before I go back to sleep, my dreams are much more memorable.

>>29586795
someone that just needs some help

>>29586867

I lay down and start making simple stories in my head and throughout the night I just keep dreaming up more story.

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>>29586795
>implying I dream
Nothing

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>>29586795
She would find a miserable fuck doing what he does everyday at work. My dreams fucking suck because most of the time I dream that I am at my hell hole job working. I hate my job and manager so much. When I wake from the nightmare of being at work I am immediately saddened because I have to actually go and be at that hell hole for 9 miserable hours. Even sleeping with a life size pony plushie does not help. The cuddles are great and the sleep is very deep but I cannot escape the misery that is my horrid job because my dreams bring me right back there.

>>29586867
>had dream where RD was sucking my dick a few nights ago
Why can't I have nice dreams like that?

>>29586795
I dreamed i asked pinkie out on a date for Halloween once

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>>29586795
Basically this.

Ponies, lot of them

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I dream I don't look like an ugly 5'11" male.
Why can't people see me as the pretty girl I really am? Makes me want to slice my face off.

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But she creates them?

Unfathomable horrors from which even the abyss shies away from.

Or porn, I don't know I don't dream often.

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>>29586795
The leader of the opposition; Bill Shorten, being sucked off by two somewhat overweight women except instead of a penis he has a bottle of Worcestershire sauce.

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>>29587741

>>29586795
I barely dream at all.
Should I be worried?

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>>29586795
Herself

A large portion of my dreams end up following some kind of storyline that ends up turning the dream into the plot for a sci-fi or fantasy novel, so probably something like that.

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>pic

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>innadream
>be at my desk, working
>accelerated pace b/c of approaching deadline
>Luna finds me
>"So human life really does revolve around work?"
I like to think it doesn't. It's just so consuming.
>"Perhaps you're afraid of feeling inadequate."
Maybe.
>realize I don't have time to dream
>realize I don't have time to sleep
>wake up
>sit at desk
>start working


>>29586810
Wtf, anon?

The other night, I dreamt about a trap friend of mine. He tried to cuddle me while I was driving.

>>29586795
Her, naked, sitting on my dick

>>29587670

You're not a girl, and you'll never be. Stop running way from reality and embrace it. Be a man, damn it.

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>>29586861
>there are episodes where fillies go into heat before getting their marks and refuse to leave anon alone until they get it

>>29586795

I used to dream very crazy lucid dreams that would last terribly long and where really varied in both visuals and story. I remember saving a city covered in eternal darkness from enormous demonic skull flying worms alongside Cadence and Twilight, we had to save this kid who was hiding in his room, on a really high skycrapper while the monsters kept bashing their heads into the building. Apparently, the kid was an artist who's drawings came to life and he was drawing the monsters destroying the city because he hated himself.


Sadly, after I had a concussion a couple years ago all those amazing dreams stopped and I can't remember any now.

>>29586795
Horrid Kafka-esque toil and tedium.

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>>29586795
My eternal screaming

>>29586795
The other day, I had a dream I was staying with a Jewish family. Papa Jew tricked me into a financial deal that screwed me out of my money, proceeding to threaten to send me to prison of I didn't pay him 6 million dollars. So, I acquired a machine gun called "The Holocaust Denier", and slaughtered the lot of them.

Except the daughter, I tried to fuck her but failed because she was black, so I forced myself to wake up only to find I had nutted in my sleep.

>Mare harem
>Mare harem with cocks
>Me being the little filly and having a wholesome, enjoyable day in the peaceful land of Equestria before getting involved in any of the above like a dirty worthless slut in heat

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Who dreamed this?

>>29586795
Longing for my waifu

>>29586795
>What would she find in your dreams?

Really bizarre shit.

>>29586867
So, you want to remember more dreams and want to learn how to lucid. I have a few tips, but its not something you can learn to do in a week or two. It took me about 2 months before I could do it consistently.

When you lay down and try to fall asleep, try your best to remain perfectly still and comfortable. The more you move around, the less your brain will be focused on sleeping and what you are thinking about. Constantly keep thinking about what you want to dream about, but start slow. Dont just start thinking about fucking your horse waifu. Start simple like imagining you are laying in a field or are on a boat somewhere. Eventually, you will get to the point where you can feel your body going into sleep paralysis, but your mind is active. I can feel my body going numb and my eyes get heavy, i know im going to start dreaming soon.

The next step is the tough part. While dreaming, you still have minimal consciousness. Try and do a "reality check." For me, a good example would be watching a mail truck plowing through snow in the middle of the night. It didnt seem right so I made an "if this then this" situation. "If i lay in the snow, and its not cold, I am dreaming." Sure enough its not cold, confirmed dreaming. Another one is to pick up an object and make it float. Simple stuff like that.

Make sure you keep a dream journal. As soon as you get out of a dream, write down as much detail as you can about what you remember. When you wake up in the morning, read what you wrote and try to remember as much as you can. Yoj can look for your "if then this happens" tests you could perform next time.

I also recommend sleeping for about 2 hours, then waking up and doing a light activity. (Eating a small snack, going to piss and drinking water, etc). Then try and go back to sleep thinking about what you want to do. For me and many others, its much easier to lucid dream because your brain and body is still in sleep mode, but your active mind is awake.
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>>29586795
An extremely vivid dream of me waking up and starting an average day. Seriously, I've missed class before because I dreamed that I woke up and went, train trip, class, lecture, the works.

>>29591144
(Continuing)

Ive heard rumkrs about eating certain foods like a banana before bed is supposed to help you lucid, but I personally cant confirm. Sometimes it does seem to help, ither times, no noticable effects.

Weed smokers, dont smoke before bed. I blow down constantly, and every single time i did it an hour ir two before bed, I could never lucid. Other guides will tell you the same thing.

In conclusion:
1. Practice, practice, practice.
2. Keep a dream journal
3. Keep your dreams simple, when you get more experience and teach yourself tricks to dream better, then start fucking your waifu.
4. Sleep a few hours, light activity, sleep again.
5. No weed before bed.
6. Dont try and dream about banging moonbutt, cause shes in my dreams and im fucking her at least once a week.

If anyone has questions, id be happy to answer them to the best of my abilities.

Good luck.