You have one line to swoon your waifu.

>>29585494
Haha top kek

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>>29585485

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>>29585547
>>29585548
HIVEMIND
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>>29585547
>>29585548

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obligatory

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>>29585547
>>29585548
>seconds apart

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>>29585566
Spicy.

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>>29585485

"This is your only chance to play with a human cock, you'll never get the chance again, make it count."

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>>29585485
I'd say, "Ow, my eye! It burns!"

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>>29585485
I really like your mane.

"I have an entire library of books you've never read. Wanna go read them together?"

>in b4 over 9000 copies of Fallout: Equestria

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>>29585485

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>>29585485

>>29585485
"Ay bby, want sum fuck?"

>I can think of a million joke answers
>but not a single legitimate one

fuck I think I have been on 4chan too long and my entire life is ironic now

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>>29585485

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>>29586278
>iktf

>>29585485
I love animals

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>>29585485
With one sentence ? I are deh nite

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>>29585485
It depends on the pony.

Celestia: "Humans steal energy from the sun to power our devices. We also start wars a lot."

Luna: "Humans landed on the moon. The moon is smaller than the sun and earth. Humans shot a warhead into the moon once."

Twilight: "In the human world, magic doesn't exist."

Rainbow Dash: "Humans have machines that can fly faster than you."

Fluttershy: "Humans kill animals for food and sport."

Pinkie Pie: "There are a type of humans called introverts who almost always hate parties."

Rarity: "I wear a grey shirt and blue jeans almost every day."

Applejack: "Humans make ponies like you do manual labor without pay. Essentially it's slavery."

Glimmer: "Humans don't have cutie marks and Americans live under the premise of equality. Sound familiar?"

>>29587809
>steal energy from the sun
The sun gives it out freely, it's not stealing if it literally lands in your back yard all the time nonstop.

>>29587827
Well then: "The sun is just a nearby star, and Luna has dominion over all other stars, so you kinda suck in comparison."

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>>29585485

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>>29587809
>Americans live under the premise of equality
truely an epic social meme

>>29585485
I think I've fallen for you

>>29586504
Kek

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Everything I have is yours for the taking, you brilliant goddess on four hooves.

>>29585547
>>29585548
Pretty sure that's 'garbage outside of /b/', hotpockets

Look at my peen, my love

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>>29585485

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>>29585485

>>29590027
She doesn't want yellow

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