What did they mean by this?

>>29584133
Really makes you think

>>29584133
>"girls like that don't exist"
REEEEEEEE

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>>29584133
Nah I'll waifu the angriest grumpiest horse thanks.

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>>29584133
>Coco
>antisocial
Stopped reading there.

>>29584133
But the most common waifu is Rainbow Dash.

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>>29584133
>Ever since MLP began people have flocked to ponies like Fluttershy
Is this dyke for real?

>lower effort ponies
shyfags BTFO

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>>29584133
sounds like a tsundere who tried to ask for a date to the guy she likes, but that guy is more interested in the shy girl of the library.
she'll be masturbating with her 12 inches bad dragon dildo with a pic of him pretending to cuck him while she's a crying mess because the guy she loves doesn't show interest in her

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Coco is THE perfect wife material.

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>>29584202
Came to write something like this.

Bitch probably looks like a tumblrette and got dumped by chad for an ideal 60s housewife.

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>>29584133
>My waifu literally the opposite.
What does this make me? Other than a fag, that is.

>>29584233
>What does this make me?
Brave, since you waifu'd papa Nurgle himself.

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>>29584203
Agreed.

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>>29584151

this is the only right answer

>>29584242
>Papa nurgle

lel

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http://rayzana.deviantart.com/

Is this her?

>>29584151
>>29584254

Guys guys, we all know pako is best pie

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>>29584242
No. Dash is a clean poner.

>>29584133
Really activates my almonds.

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>>29584281
Forgot pic

>>29584265
>nothing pony related
Probably not, so leave this poor person alone until we have confirmation.

>>29584254
Are you telling me you had no waifu until season 5?
>Changing waifus

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>>29584133
>It's less intimidating to date marble pie who will just go along with your every whim as opposed to a Rainbow Dash who would expect you to live up to her level
Because Fluttershy would mind if you don't like animals or Coco wouldn't mind if you didn't like fashion or Marble wouldn't mind if you didn't like rocks. Also I like how she forgot Twilight who would probably count as a blob of insecerity back in season one.

>>29584265
You're missing another N. Try Rayzanna.

>>29584133
>I really think unhealthy

Wanting to fuck a fictional character from a show for little girls?

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But I like strong, dominant mares?

>>29584133
Coco is not shy, just very calm
dyewts

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>>29584242
more a fan of khorne

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>>29584385

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>>29584133
>they flock the easy lower effort ponies who just seen like blobs of insecurity like the.

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>>29584133
I waifu this horse.

Am I pathetic?

No. I am not.

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>>29584133
That's right though, they're shit tier waifus. Anyone who likes them should go back to watching their moe /a/ shit

>>29584152
She's portrayed as a weak submissive bitch, like you.

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My waifu is hardly submissive

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>>29584133
I want to enter the living quarters of this pony

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>>29584313
>Are you telling me you had no waifu until season 5?
Not him but yes

>>29584133
Fear of things not going their way makes them pick the weak ones. ironically the shy ones are always high maintenance

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>>29584133
I've been saying this shit for a long time now - It's always the beta males that waifu fluttershit.

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>>29584133
I'm having a hard time telling if this is satire or if this person is honestly, literally retarded. It's a strange feeling.

>>29584548
option 2 without a doubt

>>29584202
*yandere

>>29584548
This is the world we live in.

>>29584467
hello beta male on 4chan

>>29584133
>"I want to enter the living quarters of this pony"

>>29584430
Top tier horse there friend

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>>29584133

>>29584606
You know what the best thing about the internet is? It gives everybody an equal voice.

You know what the worst thing about the internet is?

>>29584667
>You know what the worst thing about the internet is?
(You)

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>>29584151
>>29584254
>>29584365
this

>>29584133
Somoene sounds alittle butthurt that nobody likes her.

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>>29584451
>>29584313

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>>29584133
>being shy or unassertive means you're an insecure, dysfunctional wreck

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>>29584733
This is great.

But can someone fix the punctuation in that image? The comma should be a semicolon and the semicolon should be deleted.

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>>29584133
>not liking the demure and feminine
lmao

>>29584872
who's the one on the first place?

>baleeted
What happened? Did it trigger the EqD commenters too hard?

Link: https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/02/community-soapbox-21-shy-ponies-and.html
Still has "shy ponies" in the title, even though they deleted that section from the body of the post.

>>29584913
It's Vapor Trail from Top Bolt.

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>muh stronk independant mares
>girls like that don't exist therefore you are "wrong"for choosing a submissive waifu
>that retarded clickbait title

Jesus Christ. This female is retarded

>>29584962
she's shy, but she doesn't count.
she already has a special someone

They removed it.

Seth did something right. Such autism shouldn't be tolerated, even on EQD

>>29584202
aye prety mutch this

>>29584133
>bitter feminist grasping at straws strikes again
News at eleven.

>>29584976
Is that a pump on a double barrel
[triggered]

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I have a bugfu. Author is a shit.

>>29584133
Marble is really the only one who I'm concerned about.
Fluttershy lives on her own, seemingly employed by the town.
Coco is a rising star in fashion design.

maybe it's not because they're shy that they're popular, maybe it's because they're quiet in general.
If you're speaking up any more than is necessary, you're just looking for attention. This applies to men and women.
>>29585058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bOVOqccmw0

>>29584133
Sounds like a flutterfag in denial that everyone hates their shit waifu.

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>>29584151
>>29584155
>>29584233
>>29584254
>>29584365
>>29584385
>>29584421
>>29584430
>>29584439
>>29584649
>>29584715
>>29585134
My Friends!

>>29585072
Bugbutt is best butt

>>29584133
>butthurt bitch is mad that guys like shy girls instead of her

>>29585129
i like coco and fluthers becaue they are kind, this bitch is proyecting hard

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>>29585129
Marble's had too little screentime to really say for sure, but I think it's kinda hinted that she's a hard-worker, or at least tries to be.

>>29584151
Same.

I tend to waifu strong personality types. Characters like yellowquiet are boring.

>>29585058
She's not pumping it, she's closing it

>>29584133
I want roasties to leave

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>>29584649
Thanks senpai. She is great

>>29585129
that gun just gave me a /k/ boner

>>29585323
but is she happy working iin the farm? lime seem prety happy about it but im not so sure abouth marble

>>29584133
I'm just a nature guy, so of course I'm gonna like Flutters.

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>>29585502
That is hard to say.
On one hand, Maud and Ponks both left the rock farm willingly (although Maud only temporarily), Pank even going as far as not living there anymore, and without any sort of backlash from her family. I don't think there's anything implying Marble couldn't do the same if she wasn't happy working there.
On other hand, there's nothing saying she isn't just tolerating it, be it because she doesn't want Limestone to handle everything alone or because she may think it'd disappoint her parents, or whatever other excuse you can think of.

>tfw none of this will ever be explored in the show
>even if they did, they'd probably fuck it up anyways

>>29584787
There should also be a comma after the word 'instead'.

If you're gonna Grammar Nazi, Grammar Nazi right, Glimmershit.

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>>29584133
>strong independent mares
Stopped right there. Jesus Christ, man. Bitches can't even let a dude fantasize without sticking their cunts into it.

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>>29585194
>>29585072
mah niggas

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>>29584133
I want Limestone to scold me as I pump Marble full of my ape semen.

>>29584133
nah most of them pony waifu autists like rainbow dyke

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>>29584133

>why do heterosexual males desire to copulate with submissive females who do not resist attempts at copulation?

Because if they didn't, you and I would not exist.

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>>29584467
said the projecting beta on the chad simulator forum

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>>29584147

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>>29584133
Nice stereotype faggot. Not everyone likes shy females because they're not that interesting to be around with. I rather waifu someone like rainbow Dash or limestone.

>>29586285
was it Rainbow Dash the first Pony Waifu a horsefags chose?

>>29586327
Clearly not unless you're into dominant females or tomboys.

>>29586327
twily was he first on screan so i think alot of fags fall for her

>>29584133
FLUTTERFAGS

BTFO
F
O

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>>29584133
>reading the soapbox articles
>at all
If I wanted to hear some literally-who's brony op-ed pieces, I would read the comment sections.

>>29584147
Isn't that the founding principle of waifuism? If it was possible to find a real girl as good as a fictional one, we wouldn't need waifus.

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>>29585933
>conflating grammar and orthography

>>29584872
It kind of hurts to look at sad Coco.

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>>29586382

You have to be very, very, VERY lucky to find a girl that is exactly like your waifu.

I just want to date a cute tomboy. Is that so much to ask for?

>>29586427
>Dash is a tomboy meme

>>29586438
Lauren Faust:
>Rainbow Dash has rainbow-striped hair because of her name and because she is very interested in sports, specifically flying. She is a tomboy...

>>29584385
Fucking unf

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>>29584430
An Anon with fine tastes in pony.

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>>29584430

>>29584467
Not to mention confirmed cucks. Beta nu males who waify Fluttershy want to watch her getting fucked by Discord every season

>>29585028
Same with Fluttershy yet here she stand.

>>29586495
Mom is dead. Losers don't matter

>>29587016
We do we stand exactly? I can't see your projections.

>>29587029
in the pic related to the conversation

>>29586408
Motherfucker I'm entirely too drunk for this plus Wikipedia isn't mentioning anything about punctuation in the orthography article.

>>29584787
I dunno, man, kinda fits having weird grammar for a bit of ancient Chinese (slideshow board) wisdom.

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>>29584133
I'm glad my waifu isn't shy. In fact, she's quite loud about her poor mental state.

>>29587545
>my waifu isn't shy
She's also not real

>>29584133
Rainbow dash is still and will always be the waifu pony of choice for this fandom
And that's because we have at least 45% sonic autists here

finally a good thread

>>29587573
Shut up, you're not real.

>>29584133
IMHO most animu fag and bronies are intorverts so its natural for them to seek introvert fictional characters as perfect waifus. Thats why animu-blobs are the most popular and also why Fluttershy's popularity is diminishing.

Her fucking Discord is not an issue, it's her transformation into more assertive and bossy personality.

>>29584133
It usually is associated with being considerate and kind. It's not always about the idea of men "controlling" women, just that men like women who are pleasant to be around.

>>29584202
Now who shall I believe? The faggot who can't get a date or the extrovert who can't stand introverts?

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>>29584133
i see how it could be construed, but I don't see my waifu as a push-over.

>>29588848
Believe in the faggot.
The extrovert has a case of bitching when shit doesn't goes like he wants

>>29588858
Flutters has really come into her own these past seasons. She's developed so much, and has become probably my favorite Mane 6 character apart from Applejack. She used to be 6th.

>>29588858
Your waifu is a stronk independent horse, which is why she cucks you.

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>>29588858
Yeah, she is very kind and sweet and maybe even a little doting, but she will NOT let you lay around and be a pathetic depressed lump. She'd MAKE you try and be the best you could be and she'd help you achieve it.

So all around a real 10/10 waifu.

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>>29584133
That everyone except Dashfags have autism.

>>29584133
Wow, it's almost like people expect women to be feminine!
>girls like this don't exist
That's why the whole waifu thing exists - real women are simply not attractive.

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>>29589926
That's why I'll always prefer pony to eqg.

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>>29584133
>Submissive girls don't exist
Biggest fucking bullshit I've read. Almost all the female population is submissive, both in character and sexually, there is only a handful of women that actually are dominant, in and out of the bedroom.

Most women that say they are 'dominant', are actually switches, that more often than not, they still prefer to chose the submissive role and when they take on the dominant role, they usually do it with violence (witch is okay if you are into harsh femdom, but sucks if you are into gentle femdom) and a fake sense of confidence that you palate.

Most women don't know or don't care how to be dominant, because they see a submissive man weak and that sucks, because that means I will be without gf until robot-waifus arrive, because that's the only way I can get what I want.

>tl;dr REEEEEE NORMALFAGS REEEEEEE

Also, I like female characters like Maud, stoic, cool-headed and with a monotone voice.

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>>29589810
Fluttershy is not your lover

She's just a girl who claims that your'e the one

But the kid is not your son

>>29584133

Shy girls are very feminine, males tend to like feminine females. This is not rocket science, but of course they'll never understand this because ''muh strong womynz'' utopia.

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>>29590442
HOO HOO

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>29589810
>>29590442
>only now i noticed that this fan art was acctually fluttercord related

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>>29588858
>>29589810
hahahahahah get cucked buddy

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>>29590497
Flutters is not amused

>>29590474
different material, different design

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>>29590442
>>29590474
>>29590497
Okay? Why does this keep getting spammed?

>>29584133
>Are Bronies Just Pathetic?

Yes.

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>>29587025
>advocating for machiavellian corporate overlords
Says (You).

>>29590902
cuck

>>29589839
Kys