Can somebody give me a quick rundown on the Pie sisters?

>>29582567
They are three sisters: Pinkie, Monica, Griselda, Elisabeth and Brandon.
They work at Tiffany's, baking noodles.
Pinkie is the blue one.
That's pretty much it.

>>29582567
All you need to know is that they are all hot and in desperate need of a fugging

>>29582567
There's Pinkie, the pink one. Inkie, the angry one with the darkest fur. Blinkie, the one on the far left who is shy and blinks a lot. Then Clyde, the one in the dress. She's retarded.

Also, they fight Pac-Man.

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>>29582601

>>29582567
>rundown
Fuck Lime
Marry Maud
Kill Pinkie
Ignore the other one

>>29582567
The four temptresses.

They're sexy.

>nobody has gotten the meme yet

>>29582610
>ignore marble
GET OUT OF MY BOARD

>rape
>rape
>rape
and
>rape

>>29582610
Swap Marble and Maud.

>>29582567
From left to right:
Marble. Crippingly shy. Soft-spoken. Female, and thus superior to you.
Limestone. Aggressive but in a caring way. Really loves her family. Tomboy-ish. Female, and thus superior to you.
Maud. Does not display emotion. Has a rich inner life. Loves rocks. Female, and thus superior to you. Also loves her family.
Pinkie. Excitable. Party girl. Kind and caring. Loud. Female, and thus superior to you.

>>29582567
from left to right:

Marble Pie AKA Fluttershy 2.0. Not much going for her but would probably make some nice squeaks and squeals when you fuck her.

Limestone Pie aka bitch goddess from hell. Would be a great rough lay.

Maud Pie AKA autistic rock horse. Very pretty, but probably would be like fucking a dead body, since she wouldn't be making any noise or movements.

Pinkie Pie AKA hyperactive candy slut. Big fat jiggly rump, A-List ball drainer.

>>29582567
Melancholic
Choleric
Phlegmatic
Sanguine

>>29582567
>Celestia bows to Pies
>In contact with humans
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control Equestria with an iron but fair hoof
>Own castles & banks globally
.Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on the Moon (Pinkiegrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of cutie mark editing research facilities in Equestria
>First designer foals will in all likelihood be Pie babies
>All four sisters said to have 215+ IQ
>Ancient Saddle Arabian scriptures tell of four angels who will descend upon Equestria and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own nano-RD labs around the world
>You likely have Dashie inside you right now
>The Pies are in regular communication with the Princesses Cadence and Twilight Sparkle
>They learned fluent Fancy in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Canterlot, only Ft. Pie
>The sisters are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base pony currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

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>>29583064

>>29582567
All four are extremely fuckable, built-for-breeding earth mares.

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>>29582781
>>29583064
There we go

>>29582567

Bashful
Grumpy
Sleepy
And Happy

Why is Maud so perfect, /mlp/?

>>29583493
Because you are soo pathetic that you need to fantasize about someone who shows indifference about everything

>>29583493
>nice manestyle
>pretty eyes with eyeshadow
>sexy voice
>thick earth pony rump

>>29582601
Marble is inkie and limestone is blinkie tho

>>29583493
You fell for the hidden depth meme.

>>29583493
Because you're so autistic you can't even fantasize about fucking a relatively neurotypical horse.

>>29585012
All the ponies are autistic in different ways and varying degrees.

>>29585017
I said "relatively", didn't I?

>>29582567
Four horses of the apocalypse

>>29582567
why ponka is pink? did his dad got cuked?

>>29582567
Pinkie and Marble are twins.
Sadly this is an interesting idea that'll likely never get explored. I like to figure they connect with each other on a deep, twin level.

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>>29582567
>4 kids
how loose is her vagoober?

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Best family in the show, better than the family with multiple virtually pointless episodes

They better get a goddamn episode in S7

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>>29585518
As tight as it was the day she was born; earth pony vagOOOs are magic and made for breeding.

>>29582953
I came to make this post, though I had melancholic and phlegmatic swapped in my mind.
Alternatively:
Limestone: Type A
Pinkie: Type B
Maud: Type C
Marble: Type D

>>29583293

I mean, you have to hang around a real shithole for a while to see those threads because of the speed of that board.

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>>29585506
>figure they connect with each other on a deep, twin level
Yeah, I bet they do.

>>29585519

Maud and Pinkie are great. The rest of them can fuck off with their retarded traditions.

>>29585618
/pol/ is a board of peace

>>29585628
Tradition is what you call the solution to a problem after you've forgotten what the problem was.
If you take away the solution, the problem comes back.

>>29586009
Literally the moral of A Hearthswarming Tale

From left to right
S1 Fluttershy
Tracy cage clone
The cutest autist
Lel randumm ecks dee

>>29586049
>implying Fluttershy has had character development

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>>29585518
>>29585569
>Cloudy has a bunker dug out in an abandoned portion of the mine
>Every year during estrus she "kidnaps" Igneous and drags him down into her "Cave of Rock Hard Lovin'"

>>29585622
>Implies Ponk and Marb are scissoring sisters
>Has Ponk bumping uglies with Limey

>>29582567
Inky, Blinky, Claud and Pinkie.

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>>29586279
>once a year, Cloudy kidnaps her husband and they go to the love cave

Thats actually really romantic

>>29585654
i thought this was a [r9k] meme

>>29586645
you are a /rk9/ meme

>>29585506
no fuck you twin shit would be a terrible idea.

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>>29585506
Get a load of this nigga, he think they s'pose't'be twins!

>>29585622
what episode is this from?

>>29587506
>s'pose't'be
kill yourself

>>29582567
Regular
Strong
Decaffeinated
And now in kids version too

They are the living embodiment of the DSM-5 With pinkie pie being the most Normal.

>>29587506
They were born only minutes apart

>>29583064
Came in the thread to post this.

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>>29582567
Shy, angry, blunt, and crazy.
>mfw this could be a line in the show.

>>29587619
Is the kids' version of coffee hot chocolate or an energy drink?

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>>29588558
¿Por qué no los dos?

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>>29588600

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>>29582567

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>>29582567

this one is the best

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>>29589533
It's true. Mares with personality are the greatest.

>>29589574
>yellow pupils

>>29587588
Literally the only episode they appeared, special olympics runner-up.

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>>29583493
She just is.

>>29590181
>Smooth and round
>asleep in the ground
>shades of brown
>and grey

Beautiful

>>29590176
>special olympics runner-up
What season is this? That's a really strange name for an episode, too

>>29590331
That was an insult, Autism Speaks test subject.

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>>29587588
As you know, the non-autistic Pie sisters have only appeared in one episode, S5E20 "Hearthbreakers".

>>29582567
>Can somebody give me a quick rundown on the Pie sisters?

From left to right:
Nigger, nigger, Maud, nigger.

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>>29591349
My waifu is not a nigger

>>29591349
>nigger
>farm
dude are you retarded?

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>>29582567
Limestone is about as close to a canon Tracy as we're gonna get.

>>29591439
Tell me about Tracy. Why does she wear the collar?

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Limestone is best pony

>>29592109
If I take it off will she die?

>>29593319
It would be extremely painful

>>29582567
Teen Horse Squad!

Starring:
>Cheerleader! (Pinkie Pie)
>So and So! (Maud Pie)
>What's-Her-Face?! (Marble Pie)
>The Ugly One! (Limestone Pie)

>>29593455
She's a big mare.

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>>29593661

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>>29582567
dandere, tsundere, kuudere, yandere

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Would you a Guymstone?

>>29583493
Because she's a loving, passionate pony despite her lack of outward expression and she's been lucky enough to always end up with writers who can keep her entertaining without making her personality inconsistent.

>>29596153
But then he's just a standard-issue douche trying desperately to hide how much of a faggot he really is oh I see what you are getting at.

>>29591409
What kind of weak excuse for a farm can't afford any niggers?

>>29596358
>he wishes he knew how to quit you because he knows you're a distraction from finding a mare to fuck a buch of foals into to keep Hard Rock Acres running for another generation

>>29583064
>You likely have Dashie inside you right now

L-Lewd...

>>29582567
good characters, not mary sues like twi/shim/glim so that's an automatic bonus

Could there ever be a fanfiction better than FOE: Project Horizons?

I highly doubt it.

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>>29582567
Booty
Booty
Booty
Booty
Rockin' Everywhere

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>>29582601
You forgot to mention their incredibly clever programming: Blinkie is tasked to do anything to follow Pac-Man and stand in the same place it does; Pinkie, instead, places itself three steps ahead of Pac-Man (unless Pac-Man is facing up, in which case an overflow error makes Pinkie place itself three steps ahead and three steps left); Inkie works in a very complex way, since to calculate where it will stand, you have to pick Pac-Man position, take two steps ahead, trace a line between that spot and where Blinkie stands, and then double the distance; finally, Clyde works exactly as Blinkie, as long as it's 8 steps away from Pac-man. After that it scatters away.

Of course it's a tiny bit more complicated than this, but that's pretty much it.

>>29600660
Fug, forgot source
http://gameinternals.com/post/2072558330/understanding-pac-man-ghost-behavior

>>29583064
>they are, the most interesting mares in Equestria.

>>29582567
From left to right:
Shy
Spry
Kinky
and
Pinky

t. does not watch the cartoon

>>29601396
You're not wrong.

>>29583064
i was waiting for this