Homo Horse Hangout #33

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Colt!

>>29572430
Not a pedo thread, fuck off back to mlpg with this COLT FILLY crap.

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>>29572414
Did any of you start out totally gay, then slowly develop a fetish for females?

>>29572462
this is backwards.

Straight with a slowly developing fetish for horsecock.

>>29572510
I've heard of straight-to-gay, I was just wondering if the reverse ever happens.

>>29572462
I started out rougher then the rest of them
the best of them, tougher then leather.

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hugs~

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It's funny; I'm best friends with an asexual transgendered man who has been married for years now to a heterosexual man and they are both quite happy and in love.

The left doesn't want to admit that sexuality can bend because they're afraid that it will be used as a tool to persecute homosexuals. It is far easier to simply deny that sexuality can change than admit the truth and then have to fight the truth being manipulated and warped.

>>29572657

>asexual transgendered man

I'm sorry, was the thing born with a dick or a pussy?

>>29572716
Pussy. And you realize the rest of the world groups you all together?

>>29572727
What group?

>>29572734
Faggots.

>>29572747
I'm not gay, I just like horse dick. Pretty rude thing to do to gays though, trannies give the whole fag community a bad name.

I joined the discord server and for some reason it made me extremely depressed and realize just how alone I am. I need friends

>>29573068
That place has to be the most autistic, shitty place on the internet.

>>29572761
Nah, FtM give the fag and trans community a better name. Almost always completely chill bros that don't want attention. It's the MtF that are always batshit insane attention whores.

>>29573180

This is probably true. Really, the worst part of that argument is that it actually makes me more likely to fall into their fantasy world. Women are fucking crazy, and men who think they're women are fucking crazy on top of fucking crazy.

>>29573196
I don't believe most of them believe they're women, I do believe they want to be women though. Because they're attention whores and being female is viewed as a free pass to attention. And they're willing to go to whatever lengths they need to to get that attention. It's really got to suck for the very small minority of MtF that genuinely feel that way.

[spioler]I was told to re-post this[/spoiler]
It was suggested to me many times that I start putting this in here for your guys to play. So this is a test run. If I have enough people who actually want to play ill start regularly posting updates here.

This is the current story, up to date. I usually give people two days to vote before I update the next part. http://pastebin.com/RZtipyYQ

>>29573068
I made that mistake somewhere else I was perfectly fine being alone and then i saw how happy everyone else was.

>>29573180
>No matter if they started as male or not women still suck.
Boy howdy am I ever surprised.

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Keith is a cutie

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>>29575100
I want Keith to make me pretty

>>29573259
>Man is gay
>man spends time with women to avoid complicated feelings
>man begins to idolize and identify with feminine culture
>man becomes woman
This is why I like shut-in gay guys. Less chance of developing stupid shit like this.
unless they're tumblr shut-ins

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>>29575640
Oh, and ponies are great too

>>29575640
I-I'll be the shut-in gay guy for you...

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>>29575708
You wanna be a big guy for me?

>>29575100
>>29575195
I dunno but I don't like him at all

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why is he so overused?

I want to horsewhip my horsebando.

>>29577240
He might like that, Anon. Who is your horsebando?

>>29575649
>Button Mash
>Pipsqueak
U-Unf
I want them to fuck me hard on both ends so badly~

>>29573068
ill be your friend anon

>>29573774
go for it man

>>29573068
even there, I don't seem to fit in, either.

>>29577764

We have similar tastes, anon.

c-can I be in your orgy too?

>>29572414
There are no homos in the perfect pony paradise

>>29579794
There's always room for one more~

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>>29572430
Best colt

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>>29579812
Well thank god I don't live there.
Have fun in your nohomo fantasy world anon. I won't miss you~

>>29572414
degenerate thread

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>>29572430
Colt!

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>>29575649

Stallion Button Mash is a cute. I wish there was more of him

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>>29581891
Colt!

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>>29581996

That's not a colt, silly. This is.

>>29581988

I'd let him sheathe his sword in my ass

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>>29582009
>He doesn't know about the Mitsusushi Colt

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>>29582067

>He doesn't know about the old Dodge hatchback

I wanna do queer things to horse butts.

Is futa gay or not?

I'd like a straight answer

>>29582516

>straight answer

Are you sure you're in the right thread?

>>29582117
Like what?

>>29582594
Stick my tongue in them.

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Would you lick Pipsqueak's candy cane?

>>29582759
Is it candy flavored?

Looks like 2 won so in the next day or or so ill post the next part.

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>>29582759

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>>29582768
Why don't you just go over and taste for yourself?

I'm sure he wouldn't mind~

>>29582849
That's gay

>you will never have drinks with your horsebando
>you will never stay up all night to fuck each others butts

What would you do if your horsebando had a watersports fetish and wanted to piss on you? What if he wanted to piss in your mouth? If he wanted you to swallow it? How far would you go for the stallion of your dreams?

>>29582897
As long as it isn't scat or vomit, i would be willing to go quite far.

>>29582897
I'd piss in his muzzle

>>29582897
I would greedily drink my horsebando's stallion piss eagerly. Nothing is off limits for my beautiful Sunburst.

>>29582897

I would be down for that. Maybe in a bathtub so it didn't make a mess, but honestly, it sounds kind of hot.

>>29582930
You have excellent taste in stallions, anon.

>>29582897
See:
>>29582930
>>29582936

>>29572430
>tfw you will never groom Rumble to be your eager little buttslut coltslave

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>>29582849

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best 63'd ship coming through

>>29583597
Why did Butterscotch cut off his wings?

>>29583688
Amputation fetish.

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>get bored
>look at the map of horses
>still the only one in the Easter Europe

kill me
or talk to me ;_;

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>>>/trash/7774214

>>29584089
I wonder what such a poor, defenseless, innocent little pegaponer would do if someone wandered up to it in such a compromising position and started to voraciously eat his ass.

>>29584156
Knowing how most horses react to unwanted touching, piss and poop.

>>29584179
all according to keikaku

>>29583714

pl fag?

>>29584509
I know there's at least two Croatians that have passed through this thread.

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Professor Sunburst needs a microphone to reach the back of the lecture hall.

Thank heavens for crystal technology!

>>29572414
this is a christian board

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>>29585555
Well, quads commands it.
Pray the gay away.

>>29584509
Nah, CZfag

Bumpy!

>tfw no cute femboy bf to snuggle with and sit on my face

Post more stallions in socks

What gay horses should I draw that haven't been drawn a lot?

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>>29588313
DAVENPORT

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>>29588313
the cute nurse stallion on the left here

>>29588313
Care Package

>>29575100
Butts

>>29588313
Fashion Plate
Jet Set
Royal Pin

Pretty much all the higher society stallions that aren't the memes

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>ywn wake up and see his face next to you ,_,

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>>29590673
>ywn help him wash up and face the day

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>>29591158

>ywn see this face as you lovingly suck his cock after a hard day's work

>>29591158
I wanna give him a bath with my tongue.

>>29586530
>>29586962
These must feel good.

>>29588313
>>29588739
Seconding this

>>29574480
eww wtf his head looks like a fucking watermelon

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>>29592473
yet another reason why anonpone is better.

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>>29592206
I wonder what it's like to fall asleep holding a pony.

or a person

>>29593474
imagine falling asleep safe in Big Macs strong embrace

>ywn be at a steaming hot sauna naked along with some sweaty, pent-up farm stallions
>ywn try to resist looking at their long, thick, sweaty horsedicks in futility
>ywn be asked by one of them to give them a nice, relaxing massage
>ywn give him the massage, trying in futility not to think of any lewd thoughts and assuring yourself that this is not gay
>ywn secretly find his moans from the massage hot, making your unmentionables a bit tingly and hard
>ywn try to hide your special surprise in embarassment from the other, now a bit more curious stallions
>ywn have it slowly turn lewder and lewder as more and more stallions ask you for a massage of their own, from a back massage, to massaging their tum dangerously close to their bits, to outright massaging their now already hard horsedicks
>ywn have it eventually turn into a sweaty orgy, with you as the bottom
w h y

>tfw you will never eat stallion ass

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>>29595404
Touch the pony butt, Anon.

>>29595931
I want to touch the pony butt with my mouth.

>>29593474
>or a person
Yeah I wonder that a lot myself.

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>you will never be the Prince's royal guard lover
>you will never pound his supple, royal rump night after night
>you will never whisper in his ear about how you would die for him even if it wasn't your job
>tfw you won't ever cum inside him as you tell him you want to keep him safe forever

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>>29596339

>>29593474
>>29596021
>tfw I might get to know what it feels like in the next month or so
The hype is real.

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would you suckle his popsicle /hhh/?

>>29597287
Yeah. Then I'd suck his dick and swallow his horsecum.

>>29597297
what if he mounted you while making you fellate the popsicle?

>>29597621
I'm not a bottom. I'll suck his dick but I don't take it up the ass.

>>29597650
That's a shame. You don't know what you're missing~

Imagine moaning like a mare in heat while his thick horsecock pumped in and out of your ass, making your knees weak and your vision spotty from sheer pleasure. Who could say no to that?

>>29597676
oh hey spoiler anon's back.
you ever considered writing green?

>>29597287
>Elusive will never make you pretty dresses

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>>29598140

>you will never obnoxiously fag in up with Elusive to make Applejack and Blitz uncomfortable.

>>29596801
I'm happy for you anon. Make sure to tell me about it.

>>29598316
I'll be sure to do that, but I won't know who you are so I guess I'll just be telling the thread.

>>29585555
fucking quads

underrated post

you all should be praying

>>29599123
If I die before I wake, I pray for horsecock my butt to take.

>>29599123

Dear God, bring me a boyfriend that will breed my ass every night.

thanks, anon.

>>29599123
Dear God,
Please don't let me die alone. Please let me find a good boyfriend.
Sincerely,
Anon

>>29597908
Pretty sure there's more than one lewd black bar anon. And I've definitely considered writing a few good prompts, but I'm way too busy to start writefagging again.

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>>29600186
even prompts would help the thread at this point

Follow me to the gay bath house

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I want to be a seapony cumdumpster.

>tfw there's the least amount of shitposting faggotry in the literal gay thread.

How do you do it?

>>29601342
So, Rarity?

>>29601389
>tfw a fucking homosexual horsefucking discord is the least cancerous in your experience

Who's dick did you guys suck to get away from the cancer?

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I want to teach Dusk the ways of the fag.

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>>29601419
how the fuck is that possible?

>>29601342
Surrounded by semen.

Follow me to the gay bath house.

>>29602365
I happened to scroll past this on the front page. I am in no way homosexual, and I think it's quite cute. Have a good day.

>>29603220
>I am in no way homosexual
Maybe not right now, but soon you'll find yourself drawn back to his big, strong frame and his adorable face, wishing he was staring into your eyes after you planted a seductive kiss on his muzzle~
Soon you'll find yourself looking through a much lewder gay thread, bringing yourself to the best orgasm of your life just by fantasizing about how his thick, sexy cock tastes~
Maybe eventually you'll get yourself a nice, big horsecock and name it Mac, after the stallion of your dreams~
Gay stallions are a hell of a drug, anon, and it's very easy to give in~

I wanna tie up a straight stallion and pound his ponut every day until he learns to love it.

Beep

>>29601942
twiggles makes a goddamn ugly stallion senpai

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>>29604339
>tfw you will never get held down by your loving birbando and relentlessly beeped all night long

>>29604388
>razor sharp beak designed for ripping flesh
I'll pass.

>>29604274
right in the fetish... unf

Daily reminder that you're all literal, LITERAL faggots.

>>29604636
No man, I always say no homo so it's cool.

WTF I'VE JUST FUCKING SAW IN THIS THREAD??. JESUS THAT'S GROSS.

DON'T YOU LIKE MARES?? THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY .

YOU ARE FUCKING DEGENERATES ANONS!!

FUCKING DEGENERATES!!

I HATE MYSELF NOW FOR TAKE A PEEK IN THIS THREAD!!

I REALLY HATE MYSELF FOR THIS!!

NEVER COMING BACK TO HERE!!

GOODBYE FUCKING DEGENERATES!!!

>>29605219
Consider suicide.

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>>29605118
>>29605219
(You)

>>29573774
>>29582804
Being the inquisitive guy that you are; your first instinct is to begin asking questions. A lot of questions. Taking a step forward you cleared your throat. “Ahem, I understand the watch is used for ‘necromancy and rituals of the dead’ but do you know anything more specific? Perhaps the exact ritual it would be used in?” It was a simple question. Though the Jade prince did not share the same attitude with you on this subject. His body language was quite aggressive.

“The audacity of this one, simply behead the thing if it does not wish wish to cooperate with it’s king.” The Jade prince began to step forward before the king glanced over in his direction. The Jade stallion quickly retreated back to his original position.

>>29606066
“He is not our subject and will be treated with respect!” The King Barked. He then turned his attention back to you. “Please excuse the Prince. It has been far too long since we have had proper guests.” The king’s voice was soothing somehow. “The timepiece you carry was owned by a great lich. He was fearsome and terrible. That was until his body was destroyed. That watch you carry is a phylactery of sorts. It contains a small portion of his soul. If it falls into the wrong hooves, the watch could be used to resurrect the lich once more. That’s its primary function.” The king stated flatly.

You felt satisfied with that answer. “So what are your plans for the watch? How do i know you won’t just use it to bring back this lich guy?” You inquired.

You could hear a slight chuckle from the king before he responded. “Goodness no. I would never endanger my kingdom with such a reckless action. I plan on sealing the object away where no one can find it.”

“Why not destroy it?” You argue back.

“Sometimes it’s best to keep the genie in the bottle, Auger Con. Magic is not so easily destroyed. If my mages fail to correctly dispel the object; we could end up with an evil entity on the loose.” The king retorted. “That is not an acceptable outcome.”

>>29604636
I'm 100% hetero but I like horse cocks. Problem, officer?

>>29606071
“Then why keep it here in the capital?” You huff. “Don’t you think that’s a bit dangerous?”

The king gave a snort. “Are you implying my that i can’t protect my own. Because if that's the case this conversation is going to take a-”

You throw your hooves up and smile bashfully. “T-that’s not what i meant! I was just suggesting thieves can be quite tenacious.” You had better tread lightly with questions from now on. Looks like the king may have a short fuse.

“We made quite the example of the last thief who attempted to steal from me. That was years ago. None have attempted to penetrate my impregnable exchequer since.” The king looked quite proud of himself. But begs the question, what happened to the thief? “So will you relinquish the watch of your own free will to me? Or do you plan on keeping it in your own possession?” The king seemed to be leaning forward in anticipation. From what you could tell, He really did want to do what’s best. And keeping this thing is slightly hazardous to your health. You glanced back at your companions to find Steadfast and Storm both wore a concerned expression. Seems the decision is entirely up to you.

1: Give The king the watch and take what ever reward he offers.
2: Give The king the watch and request something specific (Enter thing here)
3: Keep the watch and refuse the offer.

>>29606493
If Soarin was drooling on you, would you have the heart to wake him up or move him somewhere else?

>>29606939
I'd wipe his drool with my finger and stick it in my mouth.

I wanna buttfuck a stallion.

>>29606493

I want to fall asleep with a stallion inside me.

>tfw thinking about snuggling a shy qt femboy stallion only intensifies the feels

Pretty hefty lack of socks so here

>>29608115
>anthro
FUCK OFF

>>29608188
Hating decent anthro is a meme

>>29608209
>decent
that pic is shit tier

I want Big Macintosh to fart in my face while I fuck Soarin in the ass.

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>>29608115
i thought it wasnt allowed to post anthro

>>29608188
:^) thread needed socks faggot

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thanks for helping me realize what a flaming faggot I am /hhh/

I want to kiss a stallion.

>>29606493
>>29606939

It's cute when this happens in real life. My bf often falls asleep with his chin on my shoulder and drools all over it

>>29608442
>tfw fat and ugly and doomed to be alone forever

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>>29608462

I bet you're not as hideous as you think, anon, and you can always lose weight.

>>29608462
tfw even though tall and skinny and still doomed to be alone

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>>29608426
I want Guyra's thick horsie tongue explore my mouth and throat

>>29608563
I want Guyra's thick horsey tongue to explore my rectum.

>>29608598
I want to explore Guyra's rectum with my tongue.

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More scarf

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>>29608563
I just want Guyra

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>>29609259

>>29608563
i want Guyra's thick horsie tongue to explore my hands

>>29608462
>>29608497
>tfw tall, fit, and good looking but stuck in anti-gay community

>>29608598
I want Guyra's thick horsie cock to explore my rectum.

>>29609259
I want Guyra to shove his sweaty,musky horsie balls into my face

>>29610256
>big, sweaty, musky horsie balls from a day out in the hot sun
Hell yea.

>>29610256
>....and then he farts!

>>29610306
unf

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hors

>>29610766
what a cutie. I'd love to spoon him and rub his tummy and chest fluff while nibbling on his horsey ear.

>>29610791
yis. top cutes

>>29610766
I want him to spoon me

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>>29610964
>laughs in Hunter Hearst Helmsley

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I AM THE GAME YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY ME

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>>29610998
I AM IN CONTROL, NO WAY YOU CAN SHAKE ME

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I AM HEAVY DEBT, NO WAY YOU CAN PAY ME

Tonight's the night, guys. I just fucking blew up in front of the last friends I have and I'm tired of driving everyone I know away from me so I'm going to step in front of traffic. This isn't a shitpost or some edgy bullshit. I'm serious. I want you all to know that you fuckers were some of the only people that actually made me happy. Maybe if I had the qt horse bf then there'd be someone to talk me off the ledge right now, but that's not happening so it doesn't matter. Here's to the good posts and the great stallions, I'm heading to Equestria.

>>29611151
Take pics

>>29611151
Good luck.
Don't fuck it up and end up in intensive care.

>>29611017
I will shit fire and brimstone all over everything that you love!!!

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important wizard is best horsebando

>>29608115
>Anthro
Anon, pls stop.
You're giving me conflicting feelings.

>>29611151

For what it's worth. I hope you didn't go through with it.

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>>29611902

He certainly is

>>29612003
Definitely a nerdy little cutie.

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why is he so cute?

>>29606074
Seems like 1 is the best option, though the dream we had when we injured ourself with it seems worrying, can they check if we're cursed or something?

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>>29612654
Because ponies look great wearing ties.

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>>29608490
>>29608490
>hwn roast your beans
>hwn grind your ass to a fine consistency
>hwn enjoy you hot
>hwn give you his cream & sugar
>hwn froth your milk
Coffee and stallions go so great together.

>tfw ywn be forcibly restrained and roughly facefucked by your horsebando

>>29613139
I dont quite understand when ponies have like, a beard and stuff.

>>29611151
Triple H, pls dont do it. You have so much to live for.

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>>>trash/7978152

New porn if anyone is interested

I hope you know that this thread is linked in all cringe threads right now

>>29614063
Good.

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>>29614063
k

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>>29613777
I love ponies with beards

>>29614063
What pages are the cringe threads on? I want to see this

to someone saying ldrs never work out a few months ago, my bf came from US to Europe and we had the best time

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stallion hooves are best hooves

>>29616198
I want coffee to pet me while I nuzzle his neck

>>29615965
This, I wanna see. Have we finally reached meme status?

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>>29582897
I want shiny to pee in my butt

>>29582897
As long as it's just piss, I'd be eager to let Sunburst use me as a urinal.

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>>29582897
how would mac's taste?

>>29617318
I'd assume it'd be like apples.

>>29617318
Probably horse piss.

>>29617191
I want to saddle and ride Shiny in front of all his family and friends. Let them all see what a subby little slave he is.

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gay bird horses are nice

>>29617935
I love pegaponers.

>>29617935
They really are the best, just imagine those strong wings draped over you as you snuggle deeper into his chest.

>>29618013
That's why I love pegasi and gryphons so much. Big, soft, warm wings to wrap around you during snuggles.

>>29618013
>>29618081
I'm sad now.

>>29618102
Don't be sad. Be happy cuz hors.

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>>29618081
Relevant. (yes, it's ghey)

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>>29572430
Speaking of Rumble, got a greentext I'm continuing probably this month
You guys fine if I dump what I left writing a year ago? It is related to a trap rumble so I don't know how you guys will take that
Pls let me continue it here, trap horse thread is a graveyard with reposts

>>29618611
>trap rumble

Yes please.

>>29618081

don't forget flapping during sex to give his thrusts just a little more force.

>>29618693
Strong gryphon wings provide a lot of extra force to help slam that knot inside~

>>29618702

wouldn't they have a barbed feline cock?

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>>29618613
That's enough for me to post
Also don't expect a grade A greentext, may contain probably some bad grammar. If so, point it out please. This shit was made a year ago and I'm continuing it.

>So what happened?
>How this happened?
>When did things got to this point of your life that you had to wear a red dress and have a girly mane style?
>And why are you trying to date the local green hairless monkey of Ponyville aka Anon?
>It was Button’s faults. It is ALWAYS Button’s fault
>When you accepted to play spin the bottle with the cutie mark crusaders and Button asked you for Truth or dare, by Tartarus, you thought he was going to challenge you to kiss one of the cutie mark crusaders… beat his high score in a videogame… spy on the mare’s bathroom… try searching for El Dorado…
>But no, that wasn’t the dare
>”You’ll have to wear a cute dress and try dating Anon! If you get a kiss from him, you win”
>You are going to kill him for this later
>Is not like you couldn’t refuse the challenge, they could have called you a chicken for not accepting it! And you are no chicken!
>You are a colt- no! You are a brave stallion who can accept any challenge! Just like your brother!
>…hope he never knows about this little challenge
>Sweetie Belle helped you get the red gal dress (made and exported by Rarity®) and Applebloom helped combing your mane, which now was a different style…. Scootaloo did nothing but laugh at the whole challenge and Button gave you the nickname ‘Tumbla’
>Looking in the mirror, there was a different colt. Rumble was gone and it was replaced with a cute filly
>You can’t stop brushing…
>This is the worst day of your life
>Well, no running away now
>You are Rumble the tumble
>And you are outside Anon’s house, in your attempt to get a date with him
>This is stupid
>You sweat as you stand in front of his main door; your mind full of thoughts of what to do if X thing happens

>>29618791

>Applebloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Button were hiding in a bush. Giggling all the way at you as you stand still like a statue in a garden
>You’ll have to think for a really bad dare for Button after this
>But that comes later
>You take a soft sigh as you knock the door
>’Maybe if I tell Anon that this was a dare and if he could follow my lead on this… it’ll be all over soon’ you thought
>But then they would listen to you through the window or some open part of his house
>And to win this dare he has to kiss you…
>This is harder than you thought and you haven’t even started!
>Although they never said /which/ part Anon has to kiss you… it could be on the hoof and the dare would be over
>You knock a little more on the door and hear steps inside his house
>Must be Anon, he’s coming
>You hear his voice inside the house as he tries to open the door
>”Fucking finally, I was waiting for this pizza for HOURS. Don’t expect a change you little fu“ Anon opens the door and looks surprised, or more disappointed, as he looks at you. “You don’t look like the pizza deliver, you don’t even look like cheese pizza”
>Oh god he is so tall
>Okay Rumble, you got this. Just breath slowly and don’t try messing this up, the less thing you want is to Anon to notice that you are a boy
>You even tried changing your voice a bit to try to convince him that you are a ‘she’
“H-hello mister, I’m new to Ponyville, and I’m a mare”
>Nailed it
>Anon eyed you from bottom to top, giving you little shivers up your back
>”Do you have a penis?”
“Umm… no”
>”Did you check?”
“…Yes?”
>Is this some kind of test? You are so nervous that you could explode by all the tension!

>>29618796

>Take it easy Rumble… he doesn’t need to see you sweating… just keep it cool, you are a mare now, so act like one!
>…no, don’t ask him to buy you jewels
>”Alright little lady, I was just asking for security, you never know if someone is secretly a stallion under a dress. My name is Jesus Christ, but everyone in this town calls me Anon”
>Okay, time to say your new name
“H-hi, my name is Tumbla, like I said… I’m new in town” you say, trying to be as friendly as possible while smiling
>Anon brings one hand to his face, stroking his chin as he thinks
>”Hmm, is a pleasure to meet you, Tumbla. But… why did you come over here with me if you are new in this place? There is that big ass crystal castle that looks like a toy for little girls, which lives her majesty, princess pork sparkle. If you can’t ask her for directions, Mayor Mare sure knows and would help you”
>Oh no, think Rumble, think…
“Umm, well… I… somepony told me to visit you! A-and I’m from Cloudsdale!”
>”Someone in Cloudsdale told you about me? Uh, weird. I have never been in Cloudsdale, since I can’t grow wings from all of the sudden and I can’t ask the busy princess of friendship for a magic spell for it”
>Okay Rumble you got this, use the logic on this one
“W-well, you’re pretty famous around these lands… the only houman in Equestria, they said…”
>Your heart is beating faster each sentence you say… if you can’t control yourself you are going to get a heart attack
>You could feel yourself getting a little dizzy
>Baby steps Rumble… baby steps and breathe slowly
“And you are pretty cute…”
>…
>Did you say that? Oh Celestia please, make sure they didn’t hear that…

>>29618799

>”Whoa, thanks little mare, or should I say Tumbla? Yeah, thanks Tumbla. I might be the only ‘houman’ in Equestria, but hey, that makes me unique. ” Anon said, his smile was beaming as you looked at him
>Were you getting nervous or is the dress making you act more different than you thought? Your hips were itching
>Must be the underwear…
>Well at least is comfy to wear
>You look at Anon while you smile nervously at him; time to move to the next step
“Can I come inside, Anon?”
>”Nigga that’s my quote”
>You tilt your head as you wonder what he wanted to say by that
“Ummm? I was asking if we can… enter your house and, I don’t know, talk for a while?”
>”Yes, come inside. Feel free to enter my cave, but don’t expect the Holy Grail in it. I didn’t expect visitors so I don’t have my place clean”
>You don’t care if the walls are sticky with cheese or if the house smells bad, you just want your kiss and this dare to be done
>Anon enters the house and you follow him
>His house was tiny, the living room was connected with the kitchen and there were two more doors which you think they were his bathroom and bedroom
>You walk and sit on one of his couches on the living room; Anon sits in front of you on another couch
>Okay, let’s get into a friendly conversation
>Celestia if only you knew what to talk about…
“S-so… what can you tell me about you, Anon?”
>Anon puts his arms around his chest as he thinks for an answer
>”Well, I’m a strong liberal ape who needs no help from no woman. Except Applejack, cause I help her every morning, y’know, bucking apple trees with my strong arms and stuff. Is a shame I don’t have the strength to shatter rocks with my bare hands, I could be pretty famous in a rock farm with that kind of strength” Anon coughs “What about you Tumbla? Age? Zodiac sign? Favorite food? Blood type? Virgin?”

>>29618803

>Okay, Anon must be joking about most of what he is asking, so you’ll lie about your age. Which age is good to say?
>Maybe you’ll copy Miss Cloudchaser age
“I’m 17 years old”
>Wait, was she that old? Or was she 19 years old? You can’t remember…
“I like flying around and having fun with friends… you know, dating them, kissing them, the usual…” you finish your sentence with a wink
>You don’t know if you are being very direct with him, but hey, whatever gets you out of this situation will work
>”Oh, so you are /that/ kind of mare, uh?”
>You happily nod
>Hey! Maybe this dare will be over more quickly than you thought!
>”It’s been a while since I meet one of your kind, wanna have some fun later?”
>Yes! That must mean that he wants to go on a date with you! Score!
“I wouldn’t mind!” You take a pause. “Do you have something to drink? I’m kind of thirsty”
>”Sure, let me see what I got in my kitchen”
>Anon stands from his seat and goes to the kitchen
>Okay Rumble, you are doing well. Anon surely will date you, all you need is to be sure that he kisses you in front of them and this will be over!
>You hear sounds coming from a near window of the living room, across the window they were… the cutie mark crusaders and Button, making kissing gestures with their faces…
“I swear to Celestia that-“
>You stop talking as Anon comes back from the kitchen holding two cups with a pink liquid in it, he hands you one cup which you hold with your two hooves and he puts his own on the table
>”There you go, hope you like it”
“Umm, what is this?”
>You sniff the cup by curiosity; it smells like a hospital room…
>”It’s wine, sorry, I don’t have water. I have this weird ass trick that let my hands turn water into wine for some reason”
>Wine? Uh, you’ll never heard about this type of water
>Must be a new kind

>>29618805

>You sip your cup and as soon as some of the wine is in your throat, you cough. This tastes like cider but with something else in it!
>Tastes so… weird! Like if some grapes fought against some cheap perfume and lost!
>Anon notices your reaction at the wine and stares with a worried expression on his face
>”What’s that? You don’t like it? I thought mares like you did like wine”
>Quick Rumble! Don’t lose him! Just… try to ignore the taste and think about some taste better than it! Pineapple! Apples! Cotton candy! Anything!
>Closing your eyes, you quickly drink the cup with all the wine in it, you feel as your stomach reacts badly to the wine and your throat feels like is burning
“Ah… it… tastes good! Wine is my favorite drink, you know? Heh…”
>It doesn’t taste anything near good, but you do it for the dare
>Anon looks surprised as you drank all the wine from your cup, he sips his own cup and stands up from the couch
>”I see, let me bring the entire bottle then”
>No more please…
“I-I wouldn’t mind more”
>You never asked for this
>Only thing you know is that you can challenge Button into drinking wine… as he dresses as a breezie!
>As Anon is picking up a brand new bottle from the kitchen, your thoughts focus on what to do next
>Plan A: Drink the wine and talk with Anon bearing the strong drink
>Plan B: Surrender and go home
>Plan C: Throw the bottle at the window, hopefully you’ll hit Button
>Plan D: Surprise Anon with a kiss that should lead you to him kissing you
>Anon comes back, bottle in hand but instead of sitting where he was sitting he sits at your side on the couch
>…Why is Anon sitting at your side?
>”Well, here’s the bottle, hope you don’t mind if I refill your cup”
“Hehe… I don’t mind at all!”
>Your voice is getting nervous and your hooves are shaking, you really wish he didn’t had this weird water with bad taste
>Anon refills your cup and you take a sip. Yup, still tastes bad

>>29618722
The trend is more of a canine style cock really. Dunno where it comes from but I really like knots so eh.

>>29618818

>Maybe the taste will go away if you keep drinking…
>”Seems like you love the wine, good. I hope you don’t mind if I get a little bit closer”
>Anon puts his left arm around your shoulders, cornering you in the left side of the couch, unable to move
“Umm, suit yourself”
>You sip your cup again; the taste is still the same
>Your throat still burns and if your stomach had face, it would be crying right now
>Maybe is time to ask Anon for that date
>Maybe using that phrase that your brother uses with Flitter would make Anon to happily accept the date
>You look at Anon while almost sipping the cup
“So… Anon, in a scale of one to the Crystal Empire, how free are you today for a… date?”
>You sip again while you wait for the answer, Anon was looking at the ceiling as he was thinking for an answer
>The taste is getting a little bearable now… was this your third cup?
>Golly hope you don’t get addicted to this
>” Germany, 1942”
>Ugh? What did he meant by that?
>Is that word a city or something? Or was it that the number is over ten, which is okay for him?
>Then by that logic that must mean he is free today!
“So you are free!”
>Anon spits out his drink and starts laughing
>”Yeah, yeah I’m free Tumbla. Never felt so free before”
>Why is he laughing?
>Was it something that you said?
>Anon calms his laughter and refills your cup with more wine, as much as you don’t want more, you’ll have to drink it
>You don’t want to look like a bad visitor, right?
“So… can we go today on a date?”
>”Premature, are we? Heh, just like me. Where would you like to go? Dinner in Canterlot? A walk near the Everfree Forest? Watching the stars on the roof of my house this night?”
>You both hear knocks on the main door repeatedly
>”Or we could eat pizza here and well… do other things later, when the wine hits you. What do you say?”
>The wine can hurt you!?
>…No, maybe he said it for something else

>>29618823

>Okay Rumble, Just act friendly with Anon and make sure to sound one hundred percent kind with him
“I-I wouldn’t mind being with you in this day, I’m glad I’m here with you… but a walk through the forest would be delightful, or maybe we could watch the sunset as we grab our hooves…”
>Okay, maybe you overdid it
>”Holy shit, don’t act so lewd yet! We haven’t had dinner yet and you want to hold my hand already? Control yourself woman- er, mare” Anon stands up from the couch and goes towards the main door “If you excuse me, I’m going to answer the door. I swear if this isn’t the delivery pony…”
>You overdid it!
>Oh Rumble… get your stuff together! You don’t want to lose him!
>…The dare! You don’t want to lose the dare!
>Focus on the objective!
>You look at the main door; Anon was angrily talking with the delivery pony
>Poor guy, he doesn’t looks like he had a good day today
>You drink a little more wine while you watch Anon having a little discussion with the delivery pony. Good thing is that the wine is starting to have no bad taste
>The delivery pony hands Anon the pizza and Anon pays him, closing the door behind him, Anon walks towards the kitchen
>”Fucking Discord had to order a pizza when he can create thousands by a single snap of his talons, is that or the delivery guy had a really bullshit story to fake his delay…”
>Discord ordering a pizza? That doesn’t make any sense
>Yet again… is Discord and you heard that most of what he does doesn’t makes sense
“That must be the true, he looked at the verge of crying… and his mane was all messed up. Where does Discord live anyway?”
>Anon brings two plates with two slices of pizza on each plate, he leaves them on the table
>You leave your cup on the table and pick up the plate, starting to eat one slice of pizza

>>29618836

>This challenge wasn’t so bad… you get something to drink and eat… maybe this wasn’t a bad idea anymore… and Anon is charming and a good guy…
>Acting like a girl maybe has its privileges
>Although you were starting to get a little funny inside
>”Some crazy alternative dimension, last time he invited me to his house, the fucker didn’t teleport me to his house, but to somewhere near, which was inside his dimension. He gave me a map and said ‘There, hope this works’, the fucking map was blank and it felt like I was there for a whole week”
>You swallow piece of the slice of pizza accompanied with some wine as you listen his short story
>Anon started to chew his slice of pizza
>He sure was hungry… he said he was waiting for the pizza for hours, didn’t he? Poor guy…
“Why was he so mean to you? Did you do something to him?”
>”Nah, is his nature. Is that or he knew I was looking at Fluttershy’s ass”
“Oh, I see”
>Time goes by as you two talk about different subjects
>Weather on Cloudsdale, problems in Ponyville, traveling around Equestria and other stuff
>You weren’t listening to all the conversation as you were dizzy from something, which you thought it was the wine
>Between you and Anon the wine bottle was now empty; you lost count of how many cups you drank
>But hey! At least you were accepting his hospitality!
>It was getting late now, as the sun was hiding near the mountains, the moon of Luna soon would be showing
>You look through the window that was in the living room, outside were still waiting for something to happen the cutie mark crusaders and button
>They looked very bored
>Good
>You lazily look at Anon; he was still at your side on the couch. You were fighting to get your voice to sound like a girl, the problem was, all that wine you drank was taking effect
“Is it… twilight already?”
>”Twilight? Nah she must be eating something right now or solving a friendship problem”

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>>29618847

“No no, I meant, is evening already?”
>Anon stretches from the part of his couch and looks at his arm, looking at his clock he notices the time
>”Yup, is going to be night soon. You got a place to stay? You can sleep with me, no problem for me”
>But… what about the date?
“Umm… we didn’t… have the… date yet… I wanted it to be today…”
>You were starting to feel weak, your voice sounded tired and you could feel a little pain in your head
>You need to sleep…
>”But we did have the date, didn’t we? We talked and ate pizza, it wasn’t a good first date, but hey, next one I can take you to some other place”
>So this /was/ a date!
>Now you need a kiss from him and you win!
>Wait, did he say something about a second date?
>…You wouldn’t mind, Anon is a good guy
“I gladly… accept another date… I kind of… like you… you are a…”
>Anon put his hand on your mane, starting to pet you gently
“Oh… what are you- oh! Oh! ~”
>You could feel relief as a sensation suddenly came to you. Anon was scratching you behind your ears
>The sensation was amazing; you couldn’t stop moving your front hooves
“That feels… good… Please, don’t… stop”
>You rest your head on his chest and lie on the couch as you slowly start to feel light, your eyes closing slowly and your body enjoying some rest
>Anon stops scratching your ears and goes back to petting your mane
“Anon…” you can’t start your sentence as you yawn from fatigue
>”Hush, just rest Tumbla. You had enough wine, just rest for a bit”
>Anon tenderly kisses you in your head as you start falling asleep
“I… won…”
>All you see before you fall asleep in Anon’s arms is his warm smile
>”Jackpot”

And that's it. This is how you cockblock a thread in a whole year, you just don't finish.
Question remains, how will this end.
Lewd or not lewd?
I could bring button to this, make him dress like a girl and do some gay ass stuff with both of them.

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>>29618857

Button Mash is always a welcome addition.

>>29618857
>>29618893
And so is gay rumble stuff.

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good night /hhh/

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>>29619091
good night anon

>>29605219
Fuck you too pajeet.

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>tfw no gamercolt bf.

Beepin'

>>29620304
We need more Rumble x Button.

>>29608115
Bloody hell, were they socked hooves or feet?

>pls be feet pls be feet pls be feet pls be feet pls be feet

I want to gay with the stallion. How do I into homo horses?

>>29622424
Pic is 1338612 on derpibooru if you want to see it.

>>29622447
Succ of the dicc.

Looks like 1 won. Ill start on the next part

>>29622464
But where to find qt stallion for sucking of dick?

>>29620304
Full image?

>>29622665
1067246 on derpibooru. It's part of a comic.

>>29622535
Go to the nearest stable. :^)

Huge Humans brings tribute!
>>29616534
>>29606468
>>29616977

>>29622846
Jesus christ. You can keep it.

>>29622846
Thunderlane x Rumble is good, but did you have to ruin it with this cancer?

>>29622866
>>29623461
Unfortunately, Homo Horse is a fairly low-tier general, so it doesn't always get the best tribute. Maybe back in the Colt Cuddler days, we'd get some decent crossover art, but these days, we have to take what we can get.

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>Micro Anon and macro Shining Armor
>Face in SA's ass, grabs SA's big fat ballsack and starts fucking

>>29624265
your fetish is shit

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Fresh from the draw thread

>>29622846
stop this

>>29624423
Gay guards best guards.
>>29624461
Rumble and Button Mash are super cute together.

>comically large butts
https://derpibooru.org/569524

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>Meeting Thunderlane inspires Zephyr to become a functioning member of society in order to woo him
>"Hey cutie, guess who earns a modest income at a mundane but steady job?"
>"Maybe you'd like to come back to my place with me? It's reasonably clean, though the bed's only a twin. But that's okay, we won't be doing a lot of sleeping tonight..."
>And then they played Mario Kart until 3 am before cuddling up and going to sleep

>>29625695

Zeph's qt. I'd give his shiftless, layabout neet ass a proper thumping

>>29626402

exactly, I'd let him live at my place, he could pay the rent in coltpussy

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socks!

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rule 63 of Luna is the cutest

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>>29626649

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>>29626564

I like the way you think, anon

>>29626649

Artemis will never come from a repressive age with no open gayness to the modern one and be completely shocked.

then turn into a massive cockslut

>>29624461
I can think of a few other link cables they might play with.

>>29618796
>>”Do you have a penis?”
>“Umm… no”
>>”Did you check?”
>“…Yes?”
Kek

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>"Diamond, meet your new daddy."
>>[skeptical filly noises]

>>29627635
I think it's more than just skeptical. She wants to make sure it's a stallion that will be good to her Dad!

>>29626619
Don't do lewd to the little griff.

gay ALL the stallions

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I want to cuddle a big, sweaty stallion

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would you a maga horse?

>>29628329
I wanna fuck the prince.

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Look what i found

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He may not be the most popular stallion, but a stallion in front of mares is still great.

funny, i'm straight but I like homo horses

I don't see any mares in this thread. Are you participating in the #daywithoutwomen too?

>>29631966
Every day here is a day without women, my friend.

>>29632276
Sounds perfect

What stallion would make the best unwilling sex slave?

>>29632773
None of them. Poni is for consensual

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>>29631819
Apparently this is an AU where Celestia sends Blueblood to Ponyville instead of Twilight Sparkle. I haven't read the comics, but that sounds god damn hilarious.

>>29631955
>he thinks he's not gay

>>29633401
Not him, but I'm another straight guy who would suck cute colt dick.