CMC edition
Movie stuff (the movie with horses in it!)
>>29510894
IDW storytime 51 (maybe it won't be terrible!)
>>29540833
Previously on MLPG >>29562889
>filly
First for doa thread
>Two threads
Delet this
Amazing.
It's too late
Accept the humans
The only true pony thread
>>29570233
Keep it to one thread horsefuckers
>>29570245
that is a changeling anon
>>29570277
Delet this
>>29570279
I want to boop a changeling.
>>29570290
The original variety or the tuity fruity variety?
>>29570298
Original.
>>29570298
I wanna fug one until they turn into the fruity one
>>29570305
Good man
or horse
whichever you happen to be
>>29570298
Original are the best one to cuddle and kiss, the fruity one is really gay
twice the threads means twice the ponying. I'll just post in both!
This is an Equestria Girls thread.
>>29570322
The original ones are superneat
don't much care for the fruitcake variety either
>>29570323
THIS
Gotta admit, if FlyingSaucer was a changeling, he'd definitely be a nu-changeling.
>>29570356
you take that back RIGHT NOW
>>29570374
you're quite gay dude, gay enough to be a nu-changeling
>>29570401
No one here is that gay
>>29570356
Also this
>no marker
not real thread
rest in pone
>>29570464
Well it was worth a shot
>>29570464
>>29570233
>Little sombra
My heart!
>>29570483
>be a weirdo
>everyone call you weirdo
>wow I want to slave everyone now
Fuck off radiant hope
>>29570498
Wasnt radiamt hope the princess he fucking exploded
Not gonna lie, former MLPG poster here. This is fucking hilarious watching MLPG get mad over EqG and make two threads. But in all seriousness we can't let this thread get the marker.
>>29570544
How's the piss?
>>29570544
What now
>>29570555
that's copy pasta, anon
>>29570560
IT'S A FAAAAKE
>>29570830
We need a bootleg marker pony
Just go here, this is retarded
>>29569904
>>29569904
>>29569904
test
>>29571392
that is a cute limmy
Maud is my favorite. I want to hold her close.
filly
no filly
Pony wants to know what you know about good fruit punch.
>kill mlpg in just a little over four hours with image spam because like two - three autistic screeching children can't handle eqg
really activates the almonds
Hickory smoked dork buttholes.
>>29572186
>>29572191
I love pabbley
Jesus christ the fillies have taken over the house!
I don't have much time! Don't let the fillies in theyasdfasnd fasdfa
>>29572191
Weaponized fillies.
>>29572220
>>29572231
Hot Beef no
I found it!
The pony version of this thread!
>>29571939
I want to play with her weird horse vagina
>>29572291
wut
Im going to rub a balloon all over pony's coat.
>The Oscars situation right now
Holy shit that was really embarrassing
>>29572320affirmative action
>>29572320
What happen?
>>29572318
Pony burst into flames.
You're not sure how this works but pony is very afraid.
>>29572344
Suicide Squad
>>29572298
How nu r u
>>29572344
This
https://s1.webmshare.com/PYog0.webm
>congratulation, you won
>sorry bro, that was a mistake
>>29572354
OH
MY GOD
>>29572369
her very big
>>29572354
here a better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3RLFhwzUgk
Imagine this situation with the MLP movie and be cucked again by Madagascar
>>29572354
>letting them hold their victory speech and then telling them they actually lost
why not also pull down their pants live on stage while you're at it?
>>29572354
>to be on top of the world and then in the lowest gutter within a minute
>>29572354
>>29572379
>the gay nigger movie won
/pol/ will be really mad
>>29572379
>The "winners" are handed trophies and give an acceptance speech.
I'm fukkin' dying
Do you think ponies would love me if I had enough money?
>>29572416
Rarity would
>>29572416
>>29572445
Her hourly rate though may be steep for some.
GRRRRRRRR
BORK BARP BERP BARF BARK BRAK BERK BRAK BRAK BARK BAKR
>the other thread was filled so quickly that this one actually survived
>>29572584
image dumps are brutal
>>29572584
Comic dumps will do that. On the bright side, no one had to wait for new horse.
Pony wears the panties
>>29572601
stallion's looking wonderful
>>29572664
*celie
>>29572688
*Tia
my internet is restored!
which pony should i post first?
>>29572697
A sunny one
>>29572697
Her Eternal Radiance: Princess Celestia!
>>29572699
the sun is yellow like Fluttershy!
>>29572702
...Princess Fluttershy!
>tries sushi once
>becomes full weeb
Filly wants an easy-bake filly treat oven for her birthday
>>29572703
>>29572709
Damn white trash horses.
the fillies figured out how to get through the filly fence
>>29572703
>>29572715
Flutter butts
>>29572709
WUURRRRRLSTAAAARRRRR
>>29572754
I just want to wash her ass
is that weird
>one year from now
>>29572765
I will buy everyone in this thread a plushie if that ever happens
>>29572767
canon only or can I get an OC?
>>29572770
whatever you want
>>29572765
that is a very well groomed tiny mans hand
>>29572790
Feedbags are an adorable horse concept that don't get used enough.
>>29572794
>>29572794
It's too BDSM-y I for the show I think.
>>29572804
Remember winter wrap up when Twilight was putting on the saddle?
Remember the sneak suits?
Remember the tatzulworm?
>>29572794
it feels like each year the girls get less and less horsie.
soon they will be walking up right and wearing clothes like the EQGs
>>29572794
They are great for calming a mad pony.
>And just where have you been?
>I've been slaving over a hot oven and three foals and you just-munch munch munch munch
>>29572703
The sun is white
You fail the test
>>29572827
yellowy white
>>29572827
>>29572831
you're all wrong
the sun is very slightly pink
>>29570245
>piggy
>>29572831
Is this what happens when you don't get your butt fluttered enough?
>>29572842
why does aj have a barn full of pigs?
what use could they have
>>29572827If you want to get further nitpicky about it, the sun's visible light output peaks in green.
>>29572849
ham sammiches
>>29572849
Pigs are known for sniffing out truffles. Those shits sell for a pretty penny.
>>29572846
No, this is called crippling depression. It's a wonderful day outside, but I can't find the energy to even get out of bed.
>>29572849
we just eat em
the fish,chickens, and pigs are not sapient . the ponies have no problem eating them.
>>29572858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q83oqNPN_wU
>>29572856
oh yeah i forgot the famous applejack is famous for her magical truffles its her best seller
I hope discord doesnt prank me by turning me into fluttershys all day use butt plug for an entire year.
>>29572899
why would Fluttershy own such a thing
>>29572903
to hold in her farts
>>29572903
to hold in the farts
I can't believe Discord is fucking dead
>>29572926
>>29572933
you have a vivid imagination
>>29572938
I want to bully your favorite pony
What show character is the biggest and most obvious waifu bait?
Why don't Lyra or Bon Bon have boyfriends yet?
>>29572951
>>29572951
was there ever any doubt
>>29572955
But Lyra was dating the blue stallion.
>>29572955
the same reason you don't have a girlfriend
>>29572951
Rarity, definitely.
>>29572951
Let's dispense with the notion that Lauren didn't know what she was doing when she created a show with a variety of cute and attractive female personality types with big eyes and long hair
>>29572964
But Lyra and Bon Bon are ultra gay--wait a minute...
>>29572950
if i ever catch you talking shit about rarity
>>29572973
Why doesn't Anon, a known ultra-gay, have a stallionfriend yet?
>>29572991
there are no gay stallions
>>29572997
>can't watch mlp on Netflix because it's a family account, and I told my parents I stopped watching it
>tfw I'll probably get a call from my mom asking me if I'm having a relapse
Fuck.
>>29572999
Momanon needs some rogaine.
>>29572999
I want a Bebsi hoodie
>>29573003
make a profile, watch it, delete the profile
or just download it from yayponies
>>29573003
This sounds like there was an intervention. Storytime, faggot.
>>29573004
for the last time, stop trying to waifu the fillies
>>29573003
>relapse
That's a worryingly specific word.
>>29572950
My favorite pony is a professional bully
You will be bullied harder in response
>>29573003
what are you, twelve? pirate it you degenerate.
>>29573009no
>>29573014
Babs Seed?
Filly studied like a dog for six months for her filly exams, but didn't even pass one.
Filly is starting to think if cuddle engineering was really a good choice.
>>29573022
No
>>29573030
Did this happen to you, Anon?
What went so wrong?
>>29573030
cuddle engineers are a valuable part of pony society
if a cuddle isn't properly engineered it could collapse
>>29573041
cuddle engineering is obsolete now that there are cuddlesluts on every corner, should've studied boop instead
>>29573057
we're in a post-boop-scarcity economy though
>>29573057
I heard they were making big strides in cuddle automation.
>>29573067
>I am cuddle bot 3000
>please insert boop
who ordered the celestia, extra dirty
>>29573038well my math background is nonexistent since I did a humanistic-oriented high school where we had to study latin and greek but very little math.
Depression really hit while I had nothing else to do and I became a neet living off my parents' money in their basement for three years and a half. Decided to go talk to a shrink after trying to sucide and after a year of group therapy I decided I wanted to be an electrical engineer. Studied every day for months to get the basic math knowledge I'd get if I had gone to a more scientific-oriented high school, passed the entry exam but everything went to shit afterwards.
>>29573077
Fuck does that look good. I really want a chocolate donut now.
>>29573077
>>29573082
Please do not rim the ponies' donuts.
It's not actually chocolate.
>>29573079
Shit nigga, I'm sorry to hear about that. But why DID you choose such a math heavy focus if math is such a weak point for you?
It's hazelnut.
>>29573079
keep up the good study anon
>>29573088
the good news is that some stallions do have chocolate flavored horsecum
>>29573007
>>29573018
Will Yayponies be Netflix HD quality?
>>29573008
>>29573013
>3-4 years ago
>junior year of HS
>own several pony shirts, wear them to school frequently
>parents didn't know
>get into fight with guy at school
>sent to office
>going to be suspended, parents notified
>"Anon, why did you get into a fight?"
>"he was making fun of my shirt and he pushed me"
>they see my shirt
>they think I'm gay or something, only my sister knows what a brony so she's losing her shit
>fast forward a few weeks
>parents invited close family to get me to stop watching MLP
>embarrassed as fuck, so I say I will
>a few months later I get a job, so I stop doing anything pony related so nobody knows I watch it
>eventually stop watching pony completely (coupled with the Twilicorn reveal, which I didn't like)
>fast forward into college
>fast forward into another job, while still in college
And here I am now, failing basic college classes, while juggling work, and I'm depressed as shit.
It hurts remembering how much pony made me happy back then, because I remember how cringed I was.
/lifestory.
>>29573108
>>parents invited close family to get me to stop watching MLP
what the fuck
thats ridiculous
>>29573108
>Will Yayponies be Netflix HD quality?
yayponies offers raw itunes hd, IIRC.
>>29573108
Why not just opt to not be a gigantic fucking faggot. Hide your powerlevel, retard.
>>29573108
yayponies is 1080p
your life is a trainwreck btw
>>29573099
Well, I'm good at math. Which is why I usually never had to study much for math tests and how I managed to cram 5 years of high-school math in two months.
I just went to that school because my sister went to that too.
I just never really gave a shit about anything except playing videogames when I was inmiddle-high school.The idea was to not die until D3 came out, then I moved the goalpost to something else.
>>29573108
>wearing pony shirts
>underage
cringe indeed
>>29573108
did your dad really ban mlp and anime in your house?
this doesnt sound real
>>29573108
>wearing pony shirts
Fucking kids, I swear.
I'm nuts!
You're nuts!
We're all nuts,
for ponuts!
>>29573138
I want to play with Shimmer's gigantic horsenuts
>>29573108
>revealing your power level
Sorry you had to learn the hard way but you'renot quitean adult now
>>29573129
Hey at least he has a job and classes
>>29573136
Actually that makes me wonder, Netflix has a shitton of anime on it. You could get away with watching anime and having cute anime waifus for sure, especially since it's "mature" content "aimed" at "young men" anyways.
>>29573105
Is there a better fetish than foodscat?
>>29573108
I refuse to believe this is real.
When pony Ponka and humare Ponk swap out, does pony Pank play with her titties?
>>29573146
yes, obviously
>>29573108
you gotta fight for your right to pony, man.
>>29573139
anon plz
>>29573030
>Filly studied like a dog
there's her problem
she should have studied like a filly
>>29573141
>foodscat
i am very disappointed that this never took off
>/mylittledepressiongeneral/
c'mon guys
>>29573152
magical horsegirls can have whatever horsegenitalia they want, pinkie
Cute horse teacher.
>>29573148
i hate this inflation shit so much
just fucking have a pinkie with massive tits from the start. how is having the tits blow up in a cartoony fashion supposed to be arousing at all.
>want to do ultragay stuff superbad
>jack off to virtual buffet of stallion porn and gay porn
>cum
>immediately lose all interest in sex
>begin closing windows and tabs and apps with a cum-soaked tissue in my hand and a still-throbbing dick
>>29573162
Evenboth penis and vaginae. at the same time?
>>29573167
because kinks
big tits magically becoming massive is way more fun than plain ol' massive tits
>>29573176
No, this is just stupid.
*ponks your path*
>>29573160
I'm not depressed though, just very apathetic.
>>29573160
I feel this all sort of had the opposite effect on me
when I started watching the series I was dropping out of college, but seeing mlpg talk about being depressed so much made me realize I have tobuck upand help myself so I got back on the horse and graduated and started my new job a few weeks ago
>>29573185
git lost pinkie, i only brush stallions
>>29573114
>>29573136
I have a conservative black dad, so everyone at the "intervention" was black, aside from my mom
>>29573135
>>29573119
>>29573137
Yeah, sorry. You don't have to rub it in.
>>29573140
>at least he has a job and classes
The only thing going for me is my job. I might get kicked out of community college because of academic probation. I'm too depressed to study, or make an actual effort.
>>29573146
Conversely, every time human Ponk switches with pony Ponk, she takes every opportunity to use that horse vagina.
>>29573204
>conservative black dad
damn nigga
thats like finding a rl unicorn
>>29573185
I love floofy pones.
>>29573208
>they swap the sucker even though it was in the other Pinkie's mouthunf
>>29573198
Seeing the average brony in the fandom really motivated me to lose weight and throw out my cargo shorts and graphicTs
Ponies have had a massive positive impact on my life, but I can never tell that to anyone I know.
>>29573204
I'm sorry, man, but what did you expect would happen? We all love pone but power levels are a thing for a reason.
>conservative black dad
Words fail me.
>>29573204
If you're looking for advice I'd say you need to find a study group, or at least go to your college's academic help center or library. It's hard studying on your own in your home, too many distractions. I had a hard time studying until I realized just making the tiny effort to get out of my apartment made it easier.
>>29573204
Your father sounds like a fine man, and you sound like you are disappointing him.
>>29573220
we're so proud of you anon
It's weird to think that other people in mlpg are humans with human problems.
>>29573220
Good for you, anon. Lord knows I could stand to lose a good 50 pounds. Lucky for me I stopped wearing shorts around middle school. I could give two shits about my graphic T-shirts, though. No one around here cares what you wear unless they like the shirt, and the only ones I have are gifts anyway.
>>29573230
I'm 20, and I still have no idea what his actual political leanings are. I can't get a straight answer out of him. He voted for Hillary, but hates gays, for example.
That, and he's a "we were kings" guy.
>>29573220
I really need to start exercising more.>tfw not fat but skeletonHow do I even fix this.
>>29573239
Oh, nevermind then. Typical nog.
>>29573239
>we were kings
That shit's been around for, I wanna say, 2 years or so and I still have no idea what the hell it means.
>>29573235
MLPG is gonna be so much better once we're all fillies
>>29573239
>He voted for Hillary, but hates gays
What the fuck, man. He could at least be consistent.
The EqG one wasn't a real thread anyway
>>29573253
>>29573253
Stop making excuses
You blew it
OWN UP
anyone got the "rarity loves papa johns" pic
i think i am going to join in on the daily image posting meme
>>29573247
It means he believes he is a descendant of Egyptian kings, even though egyptians were not black.
>>29573252
Hillary has been anti gay for decades. She changed her tune for this past election.
>>29573265
don't do it anon
>>29573251
Filly Cloudchaser is cute and cuddly, but adult Cloudchaser has amazing hips. Hard to choose between them.
>>29573266
Oh. Well that's fucking retarded. What does that even have to do with black folks these days?
>>29570560
>>29573265
please do not
>>29573270
cuddle pile with filly Cloudchaser, mare Cloudchaser, stallion Cloudchaser and hyper futa princess Cloudchaser
>>29573269
what about the picture of applejack stuffing a pie into her panties? that is another fav of mine
i am open to suggestions here
>>29573271
Blacks are in the middle of some pisspoor attempt at a cultural revolution, but instead of focusing on themselves and resolving their actual problems they're just screaming about how it's all whitey's fault. Again. The king thing is a pathetic rallying cry because even they know their people are pretty dumb and will just run with it.
>>29573247
This is the probably the last post I'm making, I don't want to get too off topic. These are some of the books he keeps in his library.
>>29573266
While I really think the whole concept is stupid, the Ancient Egyptians were black. Egyptians of this age have their blood heavily diluted with that of the Arabs that came in and conquered.
>>29573285
Catch me outside, anon.
>>29573266
What's double dumb about that idea is that there were perfectly functioning West African civilizations as well.
You know, the ones that started the slave trade with the Dutch?
All this sounds quite like my dad 2bh, is he an evangelical? That would explain much.
>>29573283
think of the fillies
The fillies are thinking about you again.
Alright, we need a change of pace. Quick, someone boop this girl.
filly brought your favorite, ice cold cheesy eggs.
>>29573299
I'm kind of busy booping her best friend
>>29573300
Well, that's a thing.
Why is that a thing?
>>29573292
>Catch me outside, anon.
Is this some cryptic negro code for "fite me"?
>>29573299
now there is a pony who loves to fuck hard
>>29573300
fuck yeah
thank you filly
I HATE fillies
>>29573299
why boop her when you could poop her?
>>29573300
Seeing this suddenly makes me want to try a fried egg grilled cheese sandwich.
>>29573299
>>29573320
that's okay, the fillies love you anyway
I could really go for a hamburger right now.
>>29573324
>>29573325
THEN I'LL JUST KILL MYSELF
>>29573324
such beautiful eyes
>>29573337
cool
Can I have your steam account?
>>29573337
filly hopes you won't but supports your right to self-terminate
filly also wants your steam account if you're gonna do it
>>29573317
Yes, indeed it is.
>>29573337
rip
>>29573326
Why stop at one?
>>29573326
>twily hates cheese
this is my most hated canon on the show. to me it is worse than twilycorn.
>>29573355I've never liked cheese on burgers.
Saw this on /int/
Is there a pony version?
I'd like to know what my poner name is
>>29573342
I already have in my will
"give everything to noi"
>>29573355
She doesn't hate cheese
She just hates cheese in excess
>>29573355
Twilight hates Mexican food
She described it as sick with cheese
>>29573362
you can't just "generate" a pony name from a chart
you discover your horse name alongside your cutie mark
>>29573362
>Colt Love
that aint american at all
>>29573362
...Loveless? Pacos?
RANCE?
>>29573355
>>29573364
wait wasnt she eating pizza at dash's birthday
>>29573371
You need to read more trashy romance novels
>>29573374
Yeah, those are more Texan or Western names than regular American names
>>29573374
lmao rance
>>29573355
I want to eat that so fucking bad, holy shit.
I'm craving meat right now.
>>29573400
I'll give you some meat alright
>>29573400
I love a mare who loves to eat meatWINK
>>29573411
>>29573413
I swear to god if you're just trying to drum up business for your dad's kebab place again
goodbye horses
>>29573413
I think I'm following you
>>29573214
saffron was a cute curry
>>29573436
I wonder what else she has pierced
>>29573278
I don't understand.
>>29573428
>hard mode
More like intended mode
>>29573455
do you really want to have to use your tongue to get that little bit of ketchup that dripped down your mare-plate's ass crack?
>>29573453
wait a second are you trying to get me to write shyrapone foodscat on the sub
>>29573460
Uh
Very much so?
>>29573375
The "grown-ass ponies being scared by common electrical tools" thread was great and I'm only now realizing that I stopped visiting the piss altogether when it died
>>29573461
>>29573471
The princess has spoken
>>29573483
well alright I guess
Any new news about the movie?
>>29573355
I agree. Fuck. I want a quesadilla right now.
I think as long as it's not one of those crazy "as much cheese as there is burger" burgers she gets cheese on her hayburgers.
>>29570233
Is the Colt next to Applebloom Rumble?
>>29573572
how do you make tacos that small
>>29573582
Very carefully.
>>29573572
fuck off eqg faggot
make equestria girls pony again
look at all these cute unicorn mares
>>29573679
And the cute unicorn stallions
>>29573299
>HD650
my man!
>>29573299
how's the horse today?
i'm in the mood for some hot hard stallion cock
>>29573718
Unchanged. All is as it has been the last few days.
>>29573380
>a kiss for colt
>>29573728
but this horse is dead
the times they are a changelin'
>>29573300
>that horrible overcooked gray egg yolk
>>29573743
My god that would fuck a humans guts up so bad.
You'd fart yourself into the next fucking ice age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmA5Fq6i9RU
russian pony bros did the absolute mad mare
I guess we will be getting ai waifus after all.
>Today is National Strawberry Day
>>29573760
I want a robot Sweetie Belle to have sex with like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt9jCMWbTDQ
>>29573779
What a shit time of year for such a day.
There's no fucking way they're in season.
This thread is now about farming and harvesting crops.
>>29573779
That changeling is way too happy.
>>29573790
That mildly hairy ass.
>muhdick
I wonder if she has dingleberry troubles like I do at times.
>>29570233
Needs more Nyx
Daily reminder that Rarity is a slut.
>>29573822
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
>>29573822
That's "sex-positive" to you, buddy, not "slut"
>>29573828
This.
But seriously we all know that Rarity will die from a ruptured colon from taking too big a dick.
>>29573850
Because cockvoring is such an awful fetish that not even Rarity would find it arousing.
>>29573822
Daily reminder that just because she reminds you of that popular girl in high school that was always way out of your league doesn't make her a slut
>>29573854
No, the fact that she's canon fallen for almost every stallion she's come across and flirted with the rest makes her a slut.
>>29573851
she'd be hypnotised anon
jeez think of these things
>You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT!
>>29573822
Do you really believe that this kind of statement triggers anyone at this point? That's just silly.
Rarity is a good pony and rarifags have a good taste.
>>29573863
[laugh track]
>>29573760
soon
>>29573863
I find it a bit funny because this literal headcanon is the only thing they can say against her.
Raridash is best ship
>>29573790
Trash.
I'm going to classes for the day, watch over my waifu for me
>>29573885
It's fun, but Twirity is the more reasonable one.
>>29573883
Isn't Twilight being a filly fiddler the new thing too?
>>29573879
What a lovely ponebot!
>>29573897
I think? I don't subscribe to these shitty memes.
>>>/sci/8706548
>7 hours between what it's allegedly a humanized AJ picture in the OP and Barneyfag's reply
I can't tell if similar behavior goes to prove or disprove that he's the one who posts these in the first place
It's fascinating
>>29573898
Not sure I really want to dig my nose into that ass or not...
Does it smell the way it should naturally?
>>29573896
>Twirity
DISGUSTANG
>>29573909
Wow, rude.
>>29573909
ur face is disgustang
>>29573898
>not the animated version
>>29573885
Rainbow Dash gets shipped with everyone, but we all know that the only mare she'd ever love would be AJ.
>>29573949
Too bad she's taken
>>29573953
Please don't insult AJ by shipping her with one-shot characters who'll never come back.
>>29573953
I'm telling dash rarity is cheating on her
What is the most efficient way to wake up a foal?
>>29573974
>>29573974
Slang piss on it.
>>29573981
>>29573984
I think MLPG is not that good with fillies.
>>29574014
>Cock vore
I don't fully understand the concept of whatever that shit is, haven't seen a single picture of that and I'm pretty sure that's how it should stay.
>>29574023
dont
>>29574020
>>29574025
Why the fuck are you responding
>>29574027
If we didn't who the fuck would dumbass?
>>29574033
No need to be a rude prick anon. Did somebody cock vore your mother or something?
>>29574020
use your imagination
>>29572702
'neath pristine plumage
the shifting form
of the star
reborn
>>29574054
That's a lot of words for "alright-looking prop character"
>>29574059
I'm sorry, did you say something, Crawling In My Crawl?
What would you do if you found someone you know with this on his bed?
>>29574090
"I can be your anonfilly tonight"
>>29574090
Make sure that he doesn't know how to turn me into a filly.
>>29574090
Ask if he wants to fuck.
>>29574104
r00d
>>29574116
>your internet gf will never draw your OCs fucking
>>29574116
>this guy has a girlfriend who's fine with his fetishes
What a loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKRa7vor63c
>>29574135
>fusing Twilight with shit ponies
why
>>29574090
>>29574090 #
I found hand drawn pony porn in one of my buddies drawers that he was sent through the mail from his internet girlfriend.
It was a pony digging it's hoof into its pussy muttering his name begging to be fucked.
There was some furry stuff on the back of his furry OC fucking her furry OC.
I showed it to a bunch of people. His reputation is secretly ruined but we are too afraid he'd hurt himself if he knew we knew.
It's our dark secret though. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know we know, but we make fun of him all the time behind his back.
First time I posted this it got fucking removed.
>>29574127
Why does Celestia sound like a maid?
>>29574135
>>29574139
The ShimmyGlimmy is probably a *really* entertaining date.
>>29574095
That's lewd, Anon.
>>29574149
It was supposed to be lewd
>>29574126
>he's not a loser because his cyber girl accepts his perversion.
Sit down and shit up. I hate you.
Fillies can't be lewd.
>>29574141
With any luck it'll get removed again
>>29574127
fucking great
>>29574151
Well, he has a girlfriend while you're shitposting in a thread about My Little Pony from a phone on a monday morning
>>29574148
TRASH
>>29574141
>phone posters
>>29574154
I bet you're him.
I'm so sorry we saw your dirty secret man.
You're a disgusting pig tho.
>>29574135They're all very pretty
>>29574157
My woman is on my dong while I'm phone posting this reply on a Sunday night where I live.
>>29574167
Sure you are
>>29574167
A Rainbow Dash plush is not a woman.
>having a gf
>>29574180
>These are the people we share a board with
>>29574175
>no date
>no time stamped paper that says sup /mlp/
Nice try kid
>>29574180
>not having a stallionfriend
>>29574199
I don't have a friend.
>>29574180
I bet you're a virgin like Luna.
A filly is all I need for all my love needs.
>>29574225
Lay the fuck down filly.
It's cold and you've bunched the sheets up all over your head now.
This is why you aren't allowed in the bed.
>You will never get absolutely wrecked by a brilliant yet misguided reformed villain turned den mother of a parallel mane six
Doing a thing:
http://www.fastswf.com/WTvNnFM
Has anyone aside from Stoic made any attempts at a FFT-like pony game?
>>29574311
A fast fourier transform like pony game?
>>29574276
I'll just pretend you were talking about Rarity and unf to that
>>29574276
Feels bad man
SomeBODY once told me I was a little pony.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
>>29574314
Do not digitize the ponies, pleaseif I'm thinking of the correct thing, anyway.
Pony robots are hard to teach the concept of friendship. Ponies without friendship is too sad a thought.
>pic relatedThere's a filly inside that thing. Just sayin'.
Filly is getting ready for her bath
>>29574364
>There's a filly inside that thing.
You wouldn't bathe a filly.
>>29574364
>There's a filly inside that thing.
That thing has mare proportions, though
>>29574414
Well, that's what Warframes are...
>>29574413
to late, she want to take a bath with you
>>29574443
>fillies wearing panties
So cute, yet so lewd.
>>29574413
Fuck you i would if i could
And fuck her too while i'm at it
>>29574424
Warframe was a fun game
Too bad they went full retard with the lore.
If fillies were real, you'd probably get arrested for having so many images of them.
>>29574482
fug
>>29574482
If fillies were real I wouldn't have so many images of them.
I'd just have the fillies.
>>29574494
But maintaining fillies is expensive.
>>29574332
>motherly
That would be weird, really. Sunset is like twice their age (or more) yet she looks as young as them.
>>29574524
Filly treats are cheap.
>>29574546
So is Twiggles, and she went the extra mile and got all hot and bothered over a teenage boi for some reason
>>29574568
Twilight was a filly back when Sunset was a fully grown mare.
>>29574566
>12.99 for a single treat
>cheap
>>29574601
>a shitload
>>29574614
Derp
>>29574578
Best
Filly
>>29574637
That tail wag is freaking adorable.
>Horses
>>29574651
fillies are like puppies
>>29574679
As long as they don't lick me like puppies...
>>29574679
But ponies are cats.
>>29574679
Can they be trained as guard fillies?
>>29574687
they might
>>29574679
I want to pet them.
>>29574692
Ponies are way better than cats.
>>29574679
Filly is being bothered by flies
>>29574687
But I want a filly to lick me.
It means I can lick them back.
>>29574482
I don't have any filly pictures.
>>29574601
Cute dork.
I want to brush her teeth.
>>29574733
>her
>>29574735
unf
>>29574735
Fine. I want to brush OUR teeth. Together.
SVFoE ended and I can't help but look at how closely their threads looks like ours
>>29574050
jesus fucking christ nature is fucking terrifying
also it doesn't help that that blaoted leech looks like a soft chode
>>29574771
How so?
>>29574782
well, the stream hype was the exact same thing
and now everyone's going nuts and saying they won't survive the hiatus
it's always the same
>>29574771
Did the lizard badguy show up again? He seems neat.
>>29574812
He did but he is inside the joke villian body so he is up for redemption.
>>29574822
Man, I wanna hug ludo so bad.
>>29574839
>filename
That's something a weak person would say.
>>29574845
fuk u
>>29574855
I bet you have "depression".
>>29574859
Oh yeah? Well I bet you'renot pony
>>29574864
>you will never be a pony
>>29574868
>abloo bloo bloo
>>29574868
What a blurry filly.
>>29574364
>Zanuka
Actually there are multiple ponies inside that thing.
It's a robotic frankenstein made from disassembling warframes (gruesomely) and putthing things back together.My Warframe is strong
>>29574876
I have glasses, filly just took them from me.
>>29574672
Thought it was pyroland.
>She's a pony princess, she's the best,
>See her raise the sun while not wearing a dress,
>wasn't born an alicorn and we don't know why,
>she's our loving star and she's lighting up the sky
>>29574929
Do you believe in magic?
>>29574929
Nah, that's in Pinkie's head, remember?
>>29574929
It can be, if you believe.
>>29574938
Poetry about the princess is forbidden
>>29574938
>wasn't born an alicorn and we don't know why
Really?
>>29574938
cock vore princess
>>29574949
but the princess loves my poetry
>>29574950
Dude haven't you seen the flurry episode
>>29574950
they seemed to imply they weren't on the show but I guess the books about them say they were born that way so whatever
>>29574954
they love laughing at it in secret
Why is Celestia so trash and useless?
>>29574976
Shut up, bitch
do not reply to it
it feeds on (you)s
>>29574982
sometimes it's okay to feed things
Free will is a myth
Freedom is a joke
We are all pawns controlled by something greater.
Ponies the DNA of the soul
>>29574990
not evil things that make my waifu sad
>>29574994
Pinkie Pie, pls go
>>29574994
>free will
>freedom
please keep it down for reading hour
>>29574938
>>wasn't born an alicorn
heresy
>>29574950
there was anambiguous line during the season 6 opener that could be interpreted as them not having been born as alicorns
could also have been interpreted as them moving away from their alicorn tribe before they saw any other alicorns being born though
>>29574976
A filly could do Celestia's work just fine.
>>29575049
you don't want a filly leader, trust me
>>29575049
>>29574994
Can't find the pony version, so this'll have to do.
>>29575060
Would worship.
>>29575032
>fan of the fandom
>>29575087
Which pone would be Sundowner?
>>29575187
>>29574939
Yes.
>Star Vs finale
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
>>29574954
I haven't watched anything after S4
the fillychondria is the powerhouse of the pone
>>29575385
I'd touch her golgi body
https://derpibooru.org/tags/applejack+%28male%29
Is Applejack a boy's name or a girl's name?
>>29574086
"'Sup Glims?"
>>29575450
>Twilight turned me into a filly again, can you come pick me up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sejm
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PolskiSejm0007.jpg
Why is Lyra in the lower house of the Polish parliament?
>>29575445
Careful, anon. Entire wars were started over such petty bullshit.It's gender-neutral.
>>29575495
it begins
>>29575482
what did she do to get the fillyfication-ray this time?
>>29575317
Wait, it is ending?
>>29575495
undercover pones infiltrating our governments
>>29575495
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sejm
>>29575582
the mandatory cuddle laws are probably not too far off now
What will I get, /mlpg/?
Hooves? No hooves?
[Spoiler] 4 Dollar for 2 eggs, 12 reais in Brazil
>>29575646
you'll probably end up with the nohooves abominations but I wish you good luck anyway
>>29575646
Ponk and RD look too manly.
>>29575658
No such thing
>>29575653
fugg
egg 1
>>29575670
she's fucking ded man
bisected by the changelings
A fucking pony ring
No twilight today
I shall use the ring as a saddle, Darling!
Is this how the General of ponies will die?
>>29575695
that sucks. the twilight figurine actually looked neat
>My Little Pony General still posts the same thread in the same board hoping for the golden age to return
>all their good posters have moved on
>all the good episodes of FiM are going to stay in the past
JUST
>>29575739
Best you can do, man. Better luck next time.
>>29575766
oh man is that ree frog?
>>29575771
no, it's fluttershy
>>29575771
no
its just frog
frog1.jpg and frog2.jpg, to be precise
here is frog0.jpg
A_ _ _es!
>>29575766
>all the good episodes of FiM are going to stay in the past
Is funny because s1 have the biggest volume of bad episodes.
>>29575795
Angles.
>>29575808
>>29575796
>Is funny because s1 have the biggest volume of bad episodes.
He was baiting but that's just plain not true.
The fillies will aid in her escape.
>>29575820
Fillies need to discuss the plan first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9N9ia0SrAE
>>29575820
the fillies are sentenced to death
>>29575795
Atomes.
SHEEIIIIIT
https://twitter.com/NPR/status/836326414156763140
>>29575901
>>29575901
They should pick up Luna while they're at it
>>29575913
Do we make any flybys of Moon anymore?
You know, I'd hate for them to get slammed into space/against the surface of the Moon with their families ready to sue the crap out of SpaceX...
>>29575847
Don't be silly, fillies can't die.
>>29575941
We don't go anywhere outside of low earth orbit with humans anymore
robots go everywhere though
As for SpaceX I am sure waivers will be signed before they even let them look at the rocket
all the waivers
The fillies have died.
The fillies have been reborn.
Filly wants to be the first pony to walk on the Sun
>>29575953
>robots go everywhere though
It doesn't really matter what's on board as long as they can put something from ground to around Moon and back with a relative good success rate.
Because if they make the trip, you could have billionaires getting some more of these while putting money into the R&D of better trip conditions.
The fillies came back...wrong.
>>29575969
Tell the filly that she simply needs to make the trip at night.
Does derpibooru support webm? I want to post a .gif, but because of their incompetence it's 6MB
>>29575975
The moon is relatively easy when you don't have to worry about life support
Even the Chinese landed a rover on it a while back
>>29575981
>wrong
It's a mis-translation of chigau and machigau.
They came back... different.
>>29575988
Replace the .gif at the end of the Derpibooru URL with .webm.
>>29576002
404
>>29576045
PUT SOME HEART INTO IT
>>29576045
we weren't even done, you silly billy
I love Princess Starlight Glimmer.
>>29576283
no you don't