HALP!

My taint.

>>29565912
In the middle of the Nevada desert. More specifically Mount Yucca .

>>29565912
>portal
derpibooru.org/1356206

>>29565912
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29565916
forget what I said this guy's right

The portal was in your heart all along.

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>>29565912
We took it last night.

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>>29568517
>FBI
>Not the Air Force who would have jurisdiction over all things extraterrestrial.

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>>29569526
>FBI
>not the MiB who deal with invaders from other universes

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>>29569613
>MIB
>Not the Special Circumstances who deal with contacting bizarre and unusual societies

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>>29569865
>Special Circumstances
>Not the SCP Foundation ,an organisation dedicaded to secure and contain (yet) unexplained phenomenons to protect humanity

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>>29570113
>SCP foundation
>Not the CMC, an organization specialized in making new friends and finding purpose for those who are lost

>>29565912
I just want to sniff her breasts once.
Can I at least have that, god?

>>29565912
That attempt at perspective looks terrible. Her arms look like oversized orange poles.