My little Trilobite~
>>29557627
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KILL IT
KILL IT WITH FIRE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29557627
Nyx is really cute.
>>29557606
I used to wonder what eyesight could be
>>29557699
Until you shared natural selection with me.
>>29557606
What are the modern relatives? I tried looking into it and found Isopods and horseshoe crabs but they don't feel like the one I remember.
Does it evolve into Golisopod?
>>29557717
Wimpod is not a trilobite.
Uh...Guys?
>>29557729
It's called my little trilobite for a reason.
>>29557720
Yeah but it's cute.
>>29557704
Tiny appendages.
>>29557783
Lots of predators
>>29557788
A tough exoskeleton
>>29557794
Hungry and strong
>>29557830
Staying alive, it's no easy feat~
>>29557845
And extinction makes it all complete!~
>>29557627
>>29557694
>>29557606
*poke it with stick*
>>29557606
CAMBRIAN IS MAGIC!
ALSO: EURYPTERID!
>>29557850
My little Trilobite
>>29557915
Do you know that you're all ugly as shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit?
>>29557850
>>29557874
>look mom I posted it again!
Reminder that by making these images Poochie the Shitpost Horse did her job exactly right by making you this mad.
>>29557606
Kill it, now
>>29557606
that is not actually real. We all know that fossils were made by leftists to convince people that the evolution is true.
>>29558084
we also need to stop hitler
>>29558110
They were put there by God to test our faith you fucking mongoloid. Get it right.
>>29557606
>"I really like this thread."
DELET THIS
The world is 6000 years old!
>>29558147
It rocks. Isn't it?
>>29558030
>>29558775
This one specifically is overly edgy. Note the use of the phrase "annoying, shitty OC". It proves nothing except that someone was mad enough to make this.
>>29558877
I hope they make one for glimmer next
>>29557874
This is actually the only time that a nyx post was relevant.
You're obviously triggered m'freindo.
>Green about Twilight Scuttle crawling into your fish tank when?
>>29558750
/mlp/ plays new song?
>>29558877
>>29559080
You could make porn and you do this shit instead.
>>29559147
He does both, but his porn is of even worse OCs than Nyx.
>>29559707
Link?
>>29559809
https://derpibooru.org/892947?q=artist%3Asersys
>shits on Nyx
>loves Ticket
>stallion is his OC
Top fucking kek
>>29557765
>>29559975
U-uguu
Trilobyte shoobedoo general when?
>>29559975
>>29557711
This one? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triops
>>29558750
Can someone screen cap that shit?
>>29562846
this
>>29557729
What's that on the left? A set of experimental lungs from the stone age?
>>29563462
A pair of human footprints standing on trilobites.
>>29562217
Awww, it'scomparativelycute
>>29564638
I want to fuck that.
>>29565189
>no hooves
>>29565724
Ok, I chuckled.
>>29557606
"Don't you know you are my very best friends..."
>>29564638
implying they're not all cute
>>29557729
Well yeah they smol.
>>29570074
I was more referring to the human having stepped on and crushed one of them.
Reminds me of the Zerg in equestria story around here awhile back.
>>29571555
link?
>>29557606
Jesus
>>29557606
>you are anon
>and recently, you've been kind of obsessed with aquariums and marine life
>by that, you mean you commonly browsed /an/ threads about creating and maintaining aquariums
>unlike most of your passing interests, you decide to actually take up aquarium raising as a hobby
>you don't know why, but the idea of creating a habitat for another living creature and images of vibrantly colored fish are just very alluring
>you buy a fish tank and all the necessary fish tank accessories, fish food, and of course fish
>with the tank setup, you fill it with water and allow the fish to adjust to their new environment
>you feed them, clean their tank, and provide them with beautiful multicolored rocks, ceramic decorations, fake plants, and even a neat little ornament with an underwater diver opening a treasure chest that lets out bubbles
>you are proud of your efforts
>for about a week
>the neglected tank slowly turns an illuminate green as algae overtakes the walls of the tank
>soon, everything is enveloped in a dense haze of green
>the fish are most definitely dead
>you decide to at least clean up your mess
>you grab a brush and reach into the tank to clean off the walls
>as you scrape the green algae goop off of the aquarium walls, you are invited to a fantastical scene
>the now clear walls act as portals into an underwater world with small towns, large cities, and grand castles
>there are amazing landscapes featuring majestic mountains, treacherous badlands, spooky forests, and serene fields
>after gazing in wonder at this inexplicable, newly formed world, you snap back to reality
>you pinch yourself, and flinch in discomfort
>you aren't asleep
>soon, you notice that there are small, bug-like creatures roaming around in this world
>memories of past science class lessons fill your mind
>these were trilobites, but not the typical gray-brown underwater bug monsters you learned about in science class
>these trilobites had brightly colored shells and big eyes
>>29573750
What The Fuck, Anon.but please continue
>>29557606
SCIENCE
Heh, since we are somehow on this subject, I may as well show a picture of a fossil i personally found in the shore of Lake Michigan. No one can identify it to me. Found back in 2011.
>>29574034
Heres another image to get an idea on how big it was.
>>29574034
Well you have come to the right board my friend!
Now... Let's see.. *adjusts fake glasses*
That there's your mother.
:)
>>29574002
>>29574042
Goodness, so close! But i dont think that's quite her!
>>29557606
Hey /mlt/ I'm working on a pinchy pie trilotulpa and don't seem to be making much progress. I see her all the time, and she can speak, but I feel like I'm controlling what she does/says. Any tips?
>>29574620
>Pinchy Pie
I'm fucking done.
>>29573750
>you are anon
>and you accidentally created the first sapient non-human species ever
>these creatures use their many legs to scuttle along a magical realm
>some of them hastefully zoom around in big cities
>some converse with nobility in walled off kingdoms
>some walk along rows of fruit-bearing sea plants and algae, producing food for their communities
>oh yeah
>these beings are brightly-colored trilobites
>inside of your fish tank
>good thing they can farm, because you doubt /an/ has any threads about proper trilobite care
>on the outskirts of the tank, you notice a pink trilobite
>it looks like it came from a nearby town of thatched roof cottages and farmland
>when it meets the wall, it stops and looks up at you
>it most definitely notices you
>you think you should introduce yourself, but you're not sure how
>with unsure hesitation, you raise your hand in greeting
>the thing quickly... you think that was a jump... and bolts away from you
>nice move anon
>the only other sapient creatures in existence now think you're some angry god
>>29575043
This thread is glorious, I demand a new general. Let's replace /mlpg/ with this. Honestly who would complain at this point...
>>29575459
I second this notion.
>>29575543
Truly beautiful.
>>29575543
Now we sing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYU7mXwGdhw
>>29575043
>you spend the rest of the day staring at the amazing underwater world, only stopping when the ticking of your wall clock reminds you of the passage of time
>you take a look outside - it's late
>and you have work - you're not autistic enough to get neetbux
>you force yourself to your bed and fall asleep
wew
>>29574034
This is a trilobite thread, get this piece of shit fossil out of here!The segmented cylindrical portion leads me to believe this may be a crinoid. The "tooth" looking things may be the base of the stem, I'm not sure though. You also have a brachiopod in the lower right.
>>29575590
>Faust's version.
Why must the good memories hurt so bad?
I like you /mlp/, your silly
>>29578233
Silly? Nothing is silly about my love for my Celestiobite waifu!
The Thingfuckers and Strange Waifu Fags are gone forever. This thread belongs in the same shithole with them.
>>29579474
>Strange Waifu Fags are gone forever
Anon I
>>29545564
>>29579735
Fug
>>29558150
That's a fact
>>29574002
omgarttheftillsueuwaittillmydeviantartfriendshereaboutthis!!