Now this is the story about how my life got flip-turned upside down.

what what

>>29556416
Such Englishing, many grammar.
>Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.
>And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right [there] still
>I'll tell you how I became the ...
[prince-of-a-town-called-bel-air.]
>prince-ess-of-this-pone-ey-ville.

>Now this here's the story all about how my pone'd inside out so I'd like to take a minute.
>Just sit right there
>About how I ended up in a place of talking mares.
[mlp theme remixed into FPBA beat]
>In West Spergidelphia
>Born & raised
>On the Chan-ground is where I spent most of my days.
>Chillin' and fappin', relaxin' all cool, I've been coming here since I was in school.
>When a couple of guys
>They were up to no good
>Started making threads where bronies should.
>I opened one little link and a message was there it said:
"You're moving to a place where bronies care."
>I whistled, a bit mad, and then it came here
>A portal opened up with a screech and sliced my mirror!
>Another message said:
"If there's anywhere I can take you, this portal's where."
>I said:
>"Equestria, now bring me there!"
[beat continues]
>I
>Pulled
>Up to a town with stares from about 7 or 8 and I said to the portal:
>"Yo world, smell you later!"
>I'm in my kingdom
>I was finally there.
>Sit on my throne
>Time to fuck some mares

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>>29556416
white people trying to flow ...

>>29556416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI_casy0e5k

>>29556416
Could you make a sandwich?

>>29557146
Oh thank God, I was about to try to make a correct version of OP's butchering of rap.

>>29556416
I was expecting "Bel-Mare" instead of ponyville

>>29557139
White people have the best flow though. Just look at pretty much all music.

>>29556416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6lZe-lWwt8

Get ghosted by the 5-0, fuck them hoes.
Got 45 screaming out survival.

>>29557088
Good job

>>29557139
i thought we where all green