Fluttershy has fleas.

>>29551722
Can I fuck the fleas?

>>29551727

With your penis? Yes.

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>>29551722
OP has AIDS

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>>29551722

>>29551732

That's not very Friendship. I only made the thread to help Fluttershy.

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>>29551729
I suppose I walked into that one.

>>29551722
>The fleas are tiny anons
>Macro is my fetish
>Ask to be one of the fleas
>She shrinks me
>Go to the vagina that's 50 times bigger than me
>Masturbate

>>29551722
Probably.
She's an animal that lives with a bunch of wild animals.

Horses don't get fleas.

>>29552779
If you're that small, wouldn't fapping just break your dick off?

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>>29551722
...and?

>>29552805
No anon, your hands shrink too

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>>29551722
OP has autism

I guess its time to pet her down

>>29551722
It shower time if you know what I mean.

>>29551722
>You're snuggling with Fluttershy at her cottage
>As you drag your fingers through her fur, you see a black speck crawling through her fur
>After a few moments of awkward silence, she asks if something's wrong
"Uh, Fluttershy...I think you have fleas..."
>"Oh, I know. I take care of the little guys, and they promise to stay off the animals."
>Wat
>You push away from her
"Oh, don't worry, they won't bite you, I asked them to be on their best behavior when you're over."
"What the fuck, Fluttershy!?"
>"Please, Anon. It's not their fault they need to drink blood to survive. They have just as right to live as you and I."
>You put your clothes back on as Fluttershy desperately tries to convince you to forget about the fleas and come back to bed
>Deciding that this shit is too weird to deal with today, you nope out to address it in the future
>After taking the hottest shower your body will tolerate and scrubbing yourself with a Brillo pad

>>29553237
It seems I lost a meme triangle in front of "Oh, don't worry

>>29551722
I pick them off her and eat them one at a time like an ape

>>29551744
You gave her AIDS too?