>his waifu can't create life

>>29547837
I always thought that kind of spell was more of a displacement of two different objects.
>switching locations of the nest and the apple

>>29547837
"Every Little Thing She Does" broke unicorn magic in the show

>>29547837
All waifu's have the ability to create life
All you gotta do is flood the womb with your seed

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>>29547837
>his waifu can't read minds

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>>29547877
No it didn't. It just showed how advanced glimmer's ability is

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>>29547837
If magic really existed, it would be the duty of every autonomous being to squash it. It's continuous abuse, constantly expanded as the producers refuse to give it any bounds, outweighs any and all benefit.

>>29547915
Or how big of a mary sue she is for being on par with Twilight out of fucking nowhere

>>29547953
That's not the same as "broke unicorn magic in the show"

but yes she's pretty mary sue

>>29547837
Technically she was just transforming cells.

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>>29547837
>implying apples aren't alive

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>tfw

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>>29547837
I don't get why someone would waifu a pony that can't do magic.

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>>29547837
Making fun of someone's waifu for being a barren mare is rude.

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>>29548111

>>29547911
Wait what did she become a mind reader in legends of everfree or something.

>>29548111

This is a jojo reference?

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Powerful unicorns are the best.

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>>29547938
>literally

>>29547837
>create life
Why doesn't she make herself real?

>>29548187
They found gems that give each of the M7 special powers

>>29548137
kek

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>>29548187
DYEWTM?
Yeah, she can touch people and read their minds.
It was also confirmed that her power will grow stronger.

>>29548201
Holy shit thats retarded I am glad I stoped watching the film 20 minuites in.

>>29548240
I watched the movie for a bit but when they turned filthy rich into a generic greedy property developer I stoped watching in disgust. In that moment I lost all respect for equestria girls.

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>>29547837
Mai waifu doesn't play God

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>>29547837
The fuck she can't

>>29548251
>not losing all respect when twilight crosses a mirror and becomes a high schooler
>or when spike becomes a dog, even though diamond dogs there are humans
>or when motherfucking celestia is a principal

>>29548251
>>29548243
At least give it a try.
You can't say you don't like a movie if you haven't even seen it.

>>29548270
>that shoulder
>that elbow

disgusting art

>>29548251
But everything they did in FiM is somehow not as bad as that?

>>29548194
Except it's used right.
It is, in fact, literal assault.

Grammar Nazis should start with themselves.

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>>29547837
>his waifu can't create Lutherans

>>29547837
>plants aren't alive in fantasy stories

>>29548564
if an apple is picked off a tree its dead

>>29547953
I'm not sure if "out of fucking nowhere" is the same as "after weeks/months of one-on-one training".

>>29548251
What are you even talking about
Filthy Rich did literally nothing wrong
He was actually nicer than he should've been to Gloriosa

>>29548788
She was already this powerful in the S5 finale
For no reason

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>>29547837
>his waifu can't invent life

>>29547938
Go home and take your stupid Rose shit with you, Jannia. Nobody likes you.

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I don't like magic

>>29547896
this man knows what's up

>>29548779
then explain how the seeds grow into a new tree

>>29548807
>>29547953

>literal years spent magic brainwashing an entire village
>hurrr durrr she has so much power out of nowhere all of a sudden.

>>29548251
turning spike into a dog is what should've made you lose respect for eqg

>>29547953
She's always been on par with Twilight. She studied magic for years too.

>>29548930
>>29548975
>shoots at Twilight in S5 premiere
>her beam does literally nothing
>suddenly is able to fly and fight with her with no explanation later on
Face it, Glimmershits, she's just Haber's bad OC
Glimmer making smug memefaces doesn't negate the fact that the entire finale didn't make sense and was utter shit just like her

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>>29548968
>spikefags
Not
Even
Once

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>>29548975
>She studied magic for years too

>>29549015
She says so. After Twilight blocks her beam.

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>>29549015
>oh this powerful artifact and the magical skills needed to use it to brainwash and mindrape and entire town out of their very destiny, a power which was deemed worthy of elevating Twilight to alicorn status? yeah i got it all last week at a rummage sale.

>>29547837
Are you implying apples are not living things anon?

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>>29549015
have a board specific form

>>29548993
The first episode she was in she was magically removing cutie marks. When Twilight fucked with cutie mark magic she became a princess. Her abilities weren't "out of nowhere". They have always been there.

>>29549053
First, that wasn't a powerful artifact. It was a stick she found in the desert.
Second, there is a difference between having studied and explaining the story like with Twilight and Sunset who we both know went to Celestia's School but with Starlight they just decided "Yeah she is almost as strong as Twilight because reasons and we want her to be. Fuck having a real backstory." They never even told us how she got that strong. They just made her like that and said here.

>>29547837
technically all waifus can create life (unless they're barren)

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>>29549068
Thanks senpai.

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>>29548993
>suddenly is able to fly
It's just self-levitation m8.

>>29549088
don't forget they showed her being shit at magic in the flashbacks in S5 finale, and then they retconned it on S6 and showed her being a prodigy in another flashback. that was fucking hard to watch

>>29548968
I like spike but it was clearly metahumor about the way he had been treated.

>>29549105
>then they retconned it on S6 and showed her being a prodigy in another flashback
I don't remember that scene. Which episode?

>>29549105
Do you mean Snowfall Frost in that Hearth's Warming Tale flashback?
Cause if so, then that wasn't Starlight.

>>29549108
>>29549115
at 5:30
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x40aicc

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>>29548993
>>shoots at Twilight in S5 premiere>her beam does literally nothing
Didn't Twilight use a shield then? That blocks the beam
>>suddenly is able to fly and fight with her with no explanation later on
It's just levitating yourself. Any unicorn that can teleport can probably do that.

>>29549105
In all fairness, she was just a filly. It's not hard to imagine that after Sunburst left she got serious about magic and really put work into it.

>>29549105
>>29549118
They were just showing how Sunburst used to teach Glimmer. Lifting some blocks and cleaning supplies really isn't prodigy level.
To be a "prodigy" in my book means that you were Celestia's star pupil at one point.

Sorta related, if Starlight was so good at magic, why did she not go to the school like Sunset and Twilight.

>>29549147
>if Starlight was so good at magic, why did she not go to the school like Sunset and Twilight.
thats what makes her story so tragic if she had just waited a few months she would have been going to the school shortly after sunburst did.

>>29549118
By that logic Twilight is shit at magic

>>29549152
So why the fuck didn't she?

Also, how did she get her cutie mark? Same with Sunset.

>>29549165
Twilight was only good after the magic rainboom ex machine. Before that, she couldn't even get pass the test on her own. It was only after that rainboom that she got good.

>>29549166
You really think the writers thought all that through? Lel

>>29549176
>machine
machina*
wtf

>>29549152
That still doesn't answer where she learned it. Every other op unicorn either studied in Celestia's school or amplified their magic through other means, usually dark magic.

>>29549188
They don't need to explain. It's a cartoon for little girls ^:)

>>29549166
>So why the fuck didn't she?
because she ran away/went into seclusion/stopped caring about anything for a while.

>>29549188
She studied

>>29549176
My point was that Twilight was barely able to turn a page before she practiced. The flashback was most likely from when she was just learning how to use magic.

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>>29549176
Cutiemark Chronicles shows us that Twilight studied a fuckton before her parents enlisted her on Celestia's school, and the egg test was some sort of Excalibur thing

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>>29549206

>>29549225
>the egg test was some sort of Excalibur thing
So I wonder why the scene made it seem like she had to hatch the egg to get in.

>>29549238
We know she was not in town when sunburst dropped out of the school she would have known otherwise.

>>29549260
What sense would that make? There's only one dragon in Equestria

>>29549270
She could have used other animal eggs.
I HC that Sunset had to hatch a phoenix egg that to get into the school and that phoenix is Philomena who was Sunset's pet until she ran away and Celestia took care of her from then on.

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>>29549302

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>>29549302
Yellow Glimmy isn't canon

>>29549325
Poor guy but, how is that relevant at all?
>>29549332
We need more Shim x Glim pony porn. That's half the reason why I want a Shimmer episode, just to inspire lesbian porn like we saw after the Trixie x Starlight episode.

>>29549332
Asperger's Trixie isn't canon either.

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>>29549302
>sunset
>canon

>>29549350
Couldn't find a better picture, but I'm the dog in the picture, looking at you

Op here. You guys are supposed to be jelly over twilight supreme skill, not argue over who is second best

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>>29547837
>his waifu can't farm

>>29549374
Oh.
Well it is just a HC but it is plausible.
Doesn't conflict with the lore so I'm keeping it.

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>>29549375
Twilight isnt supreme, shall we list the shit that Discord has done?

>>29548192
>Twilight
>unicorn
lool

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>>29549369
>Sh*tterfags
lmao

>>29549393
yo shutup

>>29549375
Both Glim and Shim are better than Twilight you mongloid.
Also, what is the official Shim x Glim shipping name?

>>29549389
Reminder that Discord is pussywhipped.
That's what women do to you. He used to be fun.

>>29549437
you cant shim sham the glim glam.

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>>29549437
Forgot pic

>>29549449
thats his personality, not a measure of raw magical potential. he made a flying pig out of nothing. way better than turning an apple into a bird.

>>29549460
I'm not disagreeing with you that he is hella powerful, but Fluttershy now has his balls in a vice.

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>>29549437
Glim would destroy her. And there's no shipping name because Shimmer isn't canon

>>29549472
Glimmer might appear in the EQG specials so there's nothing wrong with shipping the two.

>>29549472
You're autistic

Also, he only said unicorn out of habit. He left the show when twilight was still unicorn and that's how he thinks of her but he was referring to how Sunset isn't near her now alicorn powers.
Sunset herself is immensely strong and was ready to be an alicorn but Celestia said she wasn't social enough. Remember, Sunset was trained by Celestia herself, was top of her class and had over 300 confirmed kills.
If Sunset fought Starlight, that would be an amazing fight.

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>>29549499
>all these assumptions and headcanons

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>>29549488
>>29549499
Once again I'll say it
Shimmerfags are banned from ever having discussion

>>29549499
guess you missed the part in LoE where twilight had alicorn wings

>>29549537
Twilight wasnt in LoE

>>29549530
Your shit stain is ruining the show, at least Sunset had the decency to be not canon and in her own fucking universe.

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>>29549549
you know what I meant

>>29549530
Gas all Glimmerfags

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>>29549589
sunset didnt have them either, just generic glowing energy wings. no different than when she was a demon.

>>29549537
Scitwi was a mistake.
She wasn't even supposed to be in LoE, but executive decisions...

>>29549639
EQG wasn't supposed to exist, but executive decisions...

>>29549646
MLP Gen tw...thr...four wasnt supposed to exist, but executive decisions.

>>29547915
Eh, no it was implied since her debut she's a very powerful and well-learned unicorn scholar herself.
What >>29547877 is right. the episode was the one big bunch of magi-babbling nonsense so far, being almost on par with MMC in terms of bullshit.

>>29548337
Didn't you hear anon? MW changed the meaning of the world "literally" recently, now it literally means "figuratively"

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>>29549659
>>29549646

>>29548968
Yeah, because Spike isn't just a pet.

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>has wings on the doll
>doesn't in the animation

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>>29548812
>his waifu wouldn't destroy all life in the name of an ideal

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>>29549499
>implying

>>29549741
>Jews

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>>29547837

>>29549704
>>29549472
Who is this Jack Bailes
I want to have a word with him

>>29549788
Me

>>29549792
You douche

>>29549807
Why

>>29549813
It's your fault I have this cock in me ass.

>>29549781
is it possible to learn this power?

>>29549818
I lied, though, I'm not James Bayle

>>29549848
Well I must find him.
This cigar ain't gonna smoke itself.

>>29549741
What a god awful design. Someone should make a WHY edit with all those "attention" labels stacked on top of each other

>>29549839
Not from a pony

>>29548282
he's one of those people who got pissed at the way Filthy was portrayed

>>29548102
That one was picked from the tree (perhaps hours ago or possibly a few days ago), put in a basket, taken down to the market, and sold to twilight.
Twi then left it around the house for who knows how long before finally getting around to that trick.

By this point, the cells of the apple are already going into the early stages of decay.
Ergo, the apple is already "dead", it just hasn't begun to rot away yet.
(Much like when you slaughter a cow, the meat is still in perfectly edible condition long after the cells have died and begun to decay thanks to refrigeration and other preservation methods. Plant life just doesn't decay as fast.)

>>29550086
That's what happens when you let toy designers meddle with the animation.
It was a cartoonist and animator that designed the wonderful minis designs. They usually have toy designers make the toys and they are the ones responsible for those terrifying dolls.
The should fire the "toy deisgners" and let Ishi and his crew design merch.

>>29548194
>>29548337
This is assault, as the second anon-337 says.
Also, any time Twi forces someone to pass from one room to another, or exit/enter a building, under US law (the laws of the show makers), that constitutes kidnapping, which is an insanely serious offense ( you can get +20 years in prison for kidnapping in the states).

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>>29548918
The reproductive parts are viable LONG after death. Hell, human sperm can be collected from a dead body DAYS after death (which has been done before!), and it's still viable.

But don't take my word for it, read for yourself!
https://www.quora.com/Can-we-make-a-dead-body-ejaculate

>>29550241
she's the law

>>29548997
Dem bedroom eyes on Twi...
>Raep teim, Spikeo!

>>29548273
Filthy rich was the single best example of nice old money in modern childrens television and they fucked him.

I regret every cent I spent paying for that film.

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>>29549593
Bless all Glimmerfriends in the name of Princess Starlight

>>29550262
In the same way Trump is the law...
"Magically grabbing my female friends by the pussy!"

>>29548788
>>29548930
>>29548975
>Twilight is taught by the fucking princess
>performs so well she ascends into godhood
>Still can't keep up with Glimmer who studied on her own
That finale was the worst fucking thing to happen to this show since Equestria Girls

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>>29547837
>he prefers his waifu creating life with her horn not with her vag
Are you a faggot or something?

>>29550262
i am the senate

>>29550300
It's God that creates life that way, pumpkin.

>>29550297
How did EG affect the show at all?
EG didn't "happen" to the show, dipshit.

>>29550262
currently she is the lar and before she was a princess she was above it.

>>29550329
by "show" i meant FiM in general you donut

>>29550454
Yeah, and FiM wasn't changed at all by EG.
EG didn't "happen" to FiM, you donut.

>>29550285
shithorse

>>29550503
Generation 4, did the message went through now?

>>29547837
Too OP please nerf

>>29550541
Yes. Much better.

>>29547837
What do you mean? She just did it there.

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>>29550259
Anon, the reproductive stuff of a flower is pollen. Seeds are embryos.

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>>29547837
I'd rather help her create life, to be honest.

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>>29550329
>>29550503
False

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>>29547953

>"Waahh, how can a regular pony be toe-to-toe with my Alicorn waifu!?"

>>29550297
She beat twilight because she specificly studied for combat and countering twilight.

>>29551288
Nice headcanon

>>29550241
Actually anon, Twilight using her magic to move other ponies is not assault under the law.

According to law, assault is categorized thus
>An assault is carried out by a threat of bodily harm coupled with an apparent, present ability to cause the harm. It is both a crime and a tort and, therefore, may result in either criminal or civil liability.

Note the phrase "a threat of bodily harm", at no point was Twilight intending to cause harm, there was no threat of harm either, nor was any harm caused. Therefore, it is not assault by any sense of the definition and would certainly not be categorized as such in any legal court worth it's salt.

As for the kidnapping part you added. I would direct you to the following definition for kidnapping.
>Generally, kidnapping occurs when a person, without lawful authority, physically asports (i.e., moves) another person without that other person's consent, with the intent to use the abduction in connection with some other nefarious objective.

Again note the terminology. "with the intent to use the abduction in connection with some other nefarious objective"

Like many crimes, assault and kidnapping are to a great extent reliant on the accused having motive and nefarious intent. Neither of which Twilight has (you are not a kidnapper for taking a friend by the arm and pulling them into another room of the house to chat in private for example, because there is no nefarious intent, it's also not assault because there was no intent to cause harm and no harm was caused).

The anon before was wrong and so are you. What you describe is neither kidnapping or assault under US law or the law of most any other country as far as I am aware.

Maybe try researching your facts next time anon. It's kind of important.

>>29551348
Maybe not but whenever she levitates a friend she takes the oportunity to molest that that's illegial.

Does not matter though she is above the law and has been since episode one.

>>29547837
There's no need to hate on Craig McCracken, OP

>>29551402
Ouch.

>>29551402
They have a daughter now.

>>29547837
>his waifu is a mary sue

>>29547877
pretty sure boast busters did it first

>>29549413
>asterisk

>>29550207

So was I.
Filthy and Fancy Pants belong to the same camp, rich, pompous, but fair and honest.

>>29550259
So you're agreeing with him, then. That apple is alive.

>>29549741
She also had wings during the climactic scene in The Mane Event. Which is what I think the name of the second movies novelization is called.

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>>29548111
Kekd and chekd

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>tfw you will never make life with your waifu

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>His waifu isn't Lyra

>>29551474
The joke is still funny though its like dan schnider few people belive he actualy molested anybody but they still make the jokes.

>>29547896
Came here to post this

>>29551263
>Megan
>knowing anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HSimJWLiw